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Akira_Cat


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Well, I saw this programme on TV that gives us the truth about some of the things we eat. Here's some examples:

  • Eating fruit makes your teeth rot.
  • Lettuce makes you fat. 
  • Drinking normal water makes you forget things.
  • Drinking mineral water also rots your teeth and makes you forget things.
  • The little drinks like Yakult don't really help with whatever they're supposed to help you with.
  • Milk and other dairy products doesn't improve your bone hardness that much.
  • Tomato Ketchup is really healthy.

Well, at least I know the reason why I'm so healthy. I eat a lot of tomato ketchup and crisps sandwiches.  Yummy!



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Skifox


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What program said all this?  Some of those assertions seem rather... dubious to me.  Take lettuce, for example:  There's essentialy nothing in lettuce except water and cellulose.  Water certainly doesn't have any calories, and your body can't digest cellulose, so what's in there that can make you fat?

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Rye


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Only one thing to say about this... you can't believe everything you hear.
-shakes head- The people who say these kinds of things change their minds every couple of years.
Pretty soon they'll be telling us that eating flour cures cancer. - -;

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the_oddity


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(two months later)

idiot1: FLOUR CURES CANCER!
idiot2: OMG!
idiot3: YEY!
person: Morons.

(/end scenario)

XD

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Rye


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the_oddity wrote:

(two months later)

idiot1: FLOUR CURES CANCER!
idiot2: OMG!
idiot3: YEY!
person: Morons.

(/end scenario)

XD

Precisely.
xD



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kaejae


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Those aren't truuuuue ;)


I'll pick at each one in a later post... *goes to make a sammich*



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Akira_Cat


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I think it was the "Top 50 facts about what we eat". Ah, British television.

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