This is just a random idea that came to me one day. It will probably be oneshot, but I might post another chapter if I find inspiration. MIGHT. And before I forget, I changed the Digiworld to the Digiverse. Digiworld was just starting to annoy me.
Chapter 1
It is a usual day in Acmetropolis. The birds are singing, citizens are running for their lives, another maniac is trying to destroy the city, etc, etc.
The Loonatics are downtown fighting a vampire-like monster. No, wait, they were getting their tails kicked.
Ace: Who IS this guy?!?
Vampire: I am Myotismon. (Digimon fans cry NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!)
Myotismon: Oh, shut up! I can come back as many times as I want!
Duck: Hello? Forget about us?
Myotismon: Oh, right. GRISLY WING!
Bats fly out of his cape and head towards the Loonatics
Duck: You're going to hurt us with bats?!?
The bats hit Duck...
Duck: OW! I didn't know bats had teeth!
.....and it hurt.
Myotismon: If you think that hurt, wait till you feel this - CRIMSON LIGHTNING!
A streak of red lightning head towards the Loonatics, but they dodge it.
Ace: Tech, do you know anything about this guy?
Tech: No, he's never appeared on any police record, in fact, he's never appeared on any record!
Tech: I'm not sure they are powers. They seem more like.....natural abilities!
Everybody: What?!?
Tech: Well, I scanned his electromagnetic signature, and it shows no radiation from the meteor. If they are powers (and unusual ones at that!) he seems to have obtained them before the meteor landed.
Myotismon: Stop talking and start fighting me! I didn't come all the way from the Digiverse to watch you talk!
Lexi:The Digiverse?
Myotismon: Um.............(to himself) stupid, stupid, Myotismon! You told them about the Digiverse!
Duck: Hello? Waiting for an answer!
Myotismon: (snaps out of it) You know, you are starting to annoy me. I think I should use my NIGHTMARE CLAW!
A black ghost-like thing appears and rushes towards the Loonatics.
Loonatics: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Suddenly, are moon-shaped....thing appears and hit the ghost thingy. The ghost thingy then explodes.
Loonatics and Myotismon:Huh?
???: Myotismon!
The Loonatics and Myotismon look up and see a girl their age standing on top of a nearby building. She is wearing a purple skirt and top, decorated with moons. She is also wearing white and purple boots and gloves. Her blonde and purple(purple?!?) hair is pulled into moon shaped pigtails(think Sailor Moon, but without the meatballs) and it held back by two moon-shaped clips.
Duck: (drools) Move over Misty Breeze!
Myotismon: Lunamon!
Lunamon: Glad you remember me!
Lunamon jumps down from the building and lands in front of Myotismon.
Lunamon: Did you really think you could run from me, Myotismon? You're so predictable. Running to Acmetropolis? You did the same thing last time!
Myotismon's expression changes to one of pure terror. He gulps
Cheesy Digimon Voice over: Who is this Lunamon? And how does she know Myotismon? Find out next Digimon: Digital Monsters!
Somebody throws a chair at him.
Cheesy Digimon voice over: I mean Loonatics Unleashed?
Me: Much better.
note: I do not own LU or Digimon. Also, I am using MY version of Lunamon. A Lunamon already exists but mine looks different and can beat the other Lunamon easily. The other Lunamon's a rookie and mine's a ultimate.
I know it sucks, but I'm not very creative. Also, I will have a picture of Lunamon up soon! (hopefully)
Thanks Zadavias_spirit! And here's a little backround information about digimon (S1): 7 kids who are at summer camp get transported to the Digital World (Digiworld for short) where they meet their digimon partners. (Digimon is short for Digital Monsters) These kids are the 'digidestined' and that means they have to save the Digiworld and their world (lot of responsibility for kids.) They wander around the Digiworld, battling evil digimon, and helping their digimon digivolve. Digivolving is a lot like evolving in pokemon, but a digimon can go back to its original form, and also gets a digivolving sequence which involves saying 'somebodymon digivolve to.......sombodymon!' One of the digimon they end up fighting is Myotismon, and he keeps on coming back. First he's Myotismon, then he's Venommyotismon, then he's Malomyotismon. That's three failed attempts at destroying the digidestined and taking over the world. Four counting my fan fiction.
If anybody read the note at the bottom of my fan fiction, it says there are two Lunamons. This is the 'official' lunamon:
hahaha!!! I used to watch Digimon but I stopped after S1 ended. I think it went off the air here. Anyway, nice start!! Something good, fresh and original (as far as I know, nobody has done idea this yet).
I used to watch Digimon when I was little but when it got to S3 I didn't like it that much so I stopped watching it. Recently I re-watched all the episodes on Youtube so I have seen all the seasons except for S5, which hasn't been dubbed yet.
Here it is! Chapter 2!
Chapter 2
Myotismon: Uh......Nice to see you again Lunamon!
Lunamon: Can it Myotismon! Azulongmon sent me to bring you back to the Digiverse, so why don't you just come quietly?
Myotismon: NEVER!
Meanwhile....
Ace: So who do you think she is?
Slam: Bghjef? (Ex-girlfriend?)
Lexi: No way! Who would go out with someone with Myotismon's fashion sense?
Tech: (to Lunamon) Can somebody please explain what's going on?
Lunamon and Myotismon:Huh?
Duck: Yeah, you heard the coyote! Who are you people and how do you know each other?
Lunamon and Myotismon glance at each other and shrug.
(Note: The next bit only makes sense if you have seen Digimon and know about the Digimon Analyzer thing)
Lunamon: Hi! I'm Lunamon! I am a Celestrial-type Digimon, the Ultimate form of Dogmon. I digivolve to this form using the Crest of Creativity and my attacks are Luna Detonation and Moon Chain Slash!
Ace:Celestrial-type?
Lexi:Digimon?
Tech:Ultimate form?
Rev:Dogmon?
Slam:Ufd? (Crest?)
Duck:Creativity?
Myotismon: And I am Myotismon! I am also an Ultimate level Digimon, but I am a Fallen Angel-type Digimon. (That means I'm evil) My attacks are Grisly Wing, Crimson Lighting and Nightmare Claw!
Duck: I still don't get it.
Lunamon and Myotismon:
Rev: Can-you-explain-it-again?-But-simpler?
Lunamon: I don't have time for this!
Myotismon: (Sees that Lunamon is distracted, and uses the opportunity to attack) CRIMSON LIGHTNING!
Lunamon: MOON CHAIN SLASH!
A chain made of moons (duh) comes out of Lunamon's palm and collides with Myotismon's Crimson Lightning. The resulting explosion knocks Lunamon, Myotismon and the Loonatics backwards.
Everyone: OW!
Myotismon: It was nice to see you again Lunamon. It's a shame I have to leave so soon!
Lunamon glances up and sees Myotismon standing next to a black Dimensional Rift.
Myotismon: See you on the other side!
Myotismon steps through the Rift and it starts to close.
Lunamon: NO!
She runs towards the Rift and it closes just before she gets there.
Lunamon: Aw, nuts!
Duck: Um, where did the ugly guy go?
Other Loonatics:
Lunamon glances back and pulls a face
Lunamon: DIMENSIONAL PORTAL!
A purple and white moon-shaped portal appears, and Lunamon steps through it.
Ace: After her Loonatics!
Cheesy Digimon Voice over: What are Digimon? Where do the portals go? Will the Loonatics be able to follow Lunamon and Myotismon? Find out next Loonatics Unleashed!
Me: And Cut!
A note to all Digimon fans: I made up the Crest of Creativity.(It is MY fan fiction)
Writing Fan Fictions isn't as hard as I thought it would be! Chapter 3 up soon!
Nice Job! I thought it would be lame at first but you proved me wrong. I'm Techy_Coyote but just call me Techy! I'm a Tech and Rev fan (mostly Tech... gets brick'd by Revvies)
Ace stands up and looks around. Instead of seeing the other Loonatics, he sees 5 strange looking creatures. Next to him is a giant white cat, with green and red gloves, an egyptian headress and white wings. Behind the cat, he sees a swan, with white and silver feathers and armour around its middle. To the right he sees a black and blue dog, covered with armour and a yellow spike coming out of its head. He also sees a giant red bird, with silver armour on its head. The last creature was a flaming boar with giant red tusks. By then, ace was filled with a feeling of dread. He glanced down at his paws.
Ace: WHAT THE?!?
He had giant red claws attached to metal gloves. His fur had turned chocolate brown and his stomach and feet were cream. His ears were pulled back and the tips were silver.
By then, the other Loonatics had noticed that they looked different.
The cat was turning around elegantly, doing a full-body check
Ace: (thinking) Lexi.....
The bird was just sitting there, stunned.
Ace:(thinking) ...Rev
The boar swished its tail, as it watched Duck scream.
Ace:(thinking) And Slam. That's all of them.
Duck: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH - wait a minute, why aren't you screaming?
Lexi: Because we don't overreact when we fall through a portal into another world.
Duck:Well, you're not a swan!
Tech: What's wrong with a swan?
Duck: You're kidding, right?
Lexi:Shh!
Duck: What?
Lexi: Shh! I hear something.
The Loonatics stop talking and listen. The hear someone talking and walk towards the source of the sound. They see Lunamon, with her back to them talking to herself.
Lunamon: Oh, that's just perfect. I go away for ten years (Digiverse time) and another Digimon poisoned it with their evil!
The Loonatics look around and see that they are in a jungle with no colour. The trees are dark, the leaves are dark, the light is dark......
Lunamon: This is the last time I leave ExVeemon in charge.
Loonatics:ExVeemon?
Lunamon turns around and sees the Loonatics.
Lunamon: Aw, nuts!
Cheesy Digimon Voice over: Where are they? What happened to the Loonatics? Is ExVeemon going to get pulverised by Lunamon? Find out next Loonatics Unleashed!
Hehe! I'm torturing people! Just to be nice, I'll give you a hint: Lexi's digimon first appears in episode 3 'A New Digitude' of S2 *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*
Pegasusmon: Hey, I'm in that episode too! Me: Why are you stalking me?!? Pegasusmon: Because you told people not to give me sugarcubes!! Me: Wait till Lillymon gets back from America! She'll beat you up!!!! Pegasusmon: Beat me with geraniums? No way! Me:Where did I hear that before???
Hehe! I'm torturing people! Just to be nice, I'll give you a hint: Lexi's digimon first appears in episode 3 'A New Digitude' of S2 *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*
Rev's digimon appears in that episode too. And I will give the answer to Ace's digimon, because nobody will ever get it. (Still no chapter 4 till I get a correct answer!)
Hehe! I'm torturing people! Just to be nice, I'll give you a hint: Lexi's digimon first appears in episode 3 'A New Digitude' of S2 *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*
...Nefertimon? [shrug] Wild guess.
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Bunnies aren't cute like everybody supposes! They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses! And what's with all the carrots! Why do they need such good eyesight for anyway?! Bunnies! Bunnies! It must beBUNNIES!!
Correct! You reward? A cookie! Your punishment? Reading this!
Name: Nefertimon Title: The Angel of Light Level: Armour Digivolves from: Gatomon Using: The Digi-egg of Light Attack: Rosetta Stone Secondary Attack: Queen's Paw Third Attack: Cat's Eye Beam Fouth Attack (with Pegasusmon): Golden Noose Notes: Her voice creeps me out
Pegasusmon: Fourth Attack (with Pegasusmon). See! I'm special. Me: *Shoots Pegasusmon with a crossbow* I didn't kill him! The arrow was dipped in a sleeping potion...thingy.
Lunamon: Why the heck did you follow me through the portal?!?
Ace: Well, you see.....
???: Lunamon!
Lunamon turns around and sees a blue and white dinousaur-like digimon with a X on his chest flying towards her.
Lunamon: *mutters to herself* Oh, no! It's ExVeemon! ExVeemon is the champion level of Veemon. He's an idiot. His attacks are V-laser and V-kick.
ExVemmon: Hi Lunamon! *notices the Loonatics* Who are your new friends?
Lunamon: They're not my friends! Now, just one question.....WHY THE HECK IS THE DIGIVERSE POISONED BY EVIL?!? I THOUGHT I LEFT YOU IN CHARGE!!!!
ExVeemon: That's a funny story -
Lunamon: I DON"T WANT ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR STUPID EXCUSES! I WANT THE TRUTH THIS TIME!!!!!
ExVeemon: *really scared now* Well, just after you left this evil digimon named Etemon...
Meanwhile..
Duck: *hiding behind a tree* Now THAT is scary!
Lexi: I feel sorry for ExVeemon.
Tech: Why do I have a feeling he's used to it?
They glance over at ExVeemon, who is being shouted at by Lunamon (again)
Rev: I-wonder-what-she-means-by-'this-time'?
Ace: I guess he makes mistakes all the time. He doesn't look to smart.
Slam: *nods head in agreement* Gniekd kjsisb skie Ankdsihtond jes loesn kse skejsn nhdsk? (What about that Azulongmon guy from the second chapter?)
Loonatics get out their scripts and read them for a while.
Tech: According the scripts, he should appear right about...........
???: Lunamon! I'm glad you're back!
Tech: ....Now.
The Loonatics glance up and see a giant blue dragon-type digimon. He has chains encircling his body and five pairs of white wings.
Azulongmon: It's been such a long time since I last saw you!
Lunamon: *smiles as she exucutes a curtsy* Yes, it has.*Elbows ExVeemon*
ExVeemon: What? Oh, right! *Bows*
Loonatics:Life just got weird....
Azulongmon: *sees the Loonatics* ExVeemon, what did you do THIS time?
ExVeemon: But it wasn't me this time! It was Lunamon!!!!
Lunamon: *mouths 'I will get you someday'* It's not my fault! They went through the portal! *points accusingly at the Loonatics*
Azulongmon: Well, that was stupid!
Tech: Excuse me...Azulongmon, was it? We have no idea what is going on. Can you please tell us?
Azulongmon, Lunamon and ExVeemon glance at each other.
Lunamon: Do you really want to know?
Cheesy Digimon Voice over: Does ExVeemon always make mistakes? Why did Lunamon curtsy to Azulongmon? Is there some deep, dark secret that they don't want to share? Find out next Loonatics Unleashed!
I wouldn't like to be around Lunamon when she's angry, and I created her!
Veemon was from S2, and he was one of my least favourite digimon, followed closely by Pegasusmon.
Pegasusmon: Hey!
So I decided to make fun of him. Azulongmon appears in S2 and S3. In fact, pretty much all of the digimon that appeared/will appear are from seasons 1, 2 or 3. The evil digimon that I mentioned appears in S1.
Cliffhangers are annoying if you're reading a fanfic, but it's funny to see peoples reaction when you write them.
Azulongmon: Well, we better start with where we are. Welcome to the Digiverse.
Duck: Who came up with that name? And why don't you change it to something nicer?
Lunamon: We don't really have a choice. You see, Digiverse is short for 'Digital Universe.'
Lexi: Digital Universe?
ExVeemon: The Digiverse is made up of computer data from the real world.
Duck: COMPUTER DATA?!? WE'RE INSIDE A COMPUTER?!?
Lunamon: Not exactly. It's more like we're inside a video game. Our world is directly linked to your world. Or, more precisley, the internet. When computer data is sent across the internet, it causes a change in our world. Also, if there are strange things here, it is the result of broken, corrupted, or missing data.
Tech: If this world is a giant video game, then what are you?
Lunamon: *smiles* I was waiting for that question. We're Digimon, Digital Monsters!
Loonatics: DIGITAL MONSTERS?!?
Azulongmon: Like the digiverse, we were created from computer data. Each digimon was created from a specific bunch of data from the internet. For example, a certain evil digimon we know was created from an old vampire story sent across the internet.
Duck: I don't get it.
Lunamon: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!? VISUAL AIDS?!? No, wait we can do that!
She waves her hand and a purple screen appears. She starts pressing buttons.
Tech: Fascinating...*walks a bit closer to see* Can I take a look a it?
Hmmmm.... so they are starting to understand about the Digiverse, interesting, very interesting.
And of course, Duck doesn't understand anything about it.
And everything Pegusasmon said in the last line (Pegasusmon: Who is this weird guy at the end? What is the Primary Village? Is Duck really that dumb?), totally what i'm thinking right now. Except for the Duck being dumb part. I know he aint all 'supa genius' like Tech but he's still pretty smart. But then again, I dont think any of them are gunna understand this as fast as Tech will.
Geez another cliffhanger. I'm starting to think that all fanfic writers just live to torture us with these!!!
Ace: Ya know that you are one of those fanfic writers right? me: Uh..ya. Course I know that! Ace: then ya should've realized that you just called yourself evil. me: ya well...i...um...well...ya see....gah....i'm so confuzed! Ace: -pushes big red button- big red button: That was easy.
Lunamon, ExVeemon and Azulongmon start flying towards the explosion
Ace: Wait for us!
The Loonatics follow the other digimon
Duck: Hey, wait for me! I can't run as fast as you!
They soon arrive at the Primary Village. The Village consists of giant building blocks painted in pastel colours. The ground is covered in brightly painted eggs. A Tyrannomon and a bunch of Monochromon were destroying the Village.
Lunamon: LUNA DETONATION! Two moon shaped explosives (think Chapter 1) head towards the Tyrannomon.
ExVeemon: V-LASER! A laser fired from the X on his chest. (Yes, that makes no sense)
Azulongmon: AURORA FORCE! Azulongmon curled himself into a circle, then released a blast of electrical energy.
Lexi: ROSETTA STONE! Her neck glowed pink, then sent a pink wall into the air. A stone then fired out of it.
Tech: THUNDER BLAST! A ball of blue lightning fired from the horn on his head.
Rev: TEMPEST-WING! He launched a red tornado.
Duck: FEATHER TORNADO! This is self-explanatory.
Ace: HARE'S EAR! I have no idea what this looks like. It never appeared in the show.
Slam: FLEOGV DSTL! (NOSE BLASTER!) Flames came out of his nose. (YUCK!)
All the attacks hit the Tyrannomon and the Monochromon. They dissolved into pixels.
Rev: Where-did-they-go?
Azulongmon: They were destroyed. But they'll be reborn here.
Duck:Huh?
ExVeemon: The Primary Village is where all digimon are born.
Tech: You hatch out of eggs?
Lunamon: Digi-eggs. Digimon are data. When that data is destroyed, it gets reconfigured into a digi-egg. But that digimon's personality can change. For example, from a Vaccine digimon to a Virus digimon.
Ace:Vaccine? Virus?
Lunamon: I knew there was something I forgot to explain. All digimon can be classified as Data, Virus or Vaccine. Virus digimon are evil, Vaccine digimon are good and Data can be either.
???: DARK NETWORK!
A ball of dark energy landed near the Loonatics.
Lunamon: That is a good example of a Virus digimon.
???: Hello everybody! Ready to meet the king?
The group sees what looks like a human wearing a monkey suit.
Azulongmon: That is Etemon, a champion puppet digimon. His attacks are Dark Network and Concert Crush. Concert Crush is normally accompanied by singing. VERY BAD SINGING.
Etemon: Aw, don't tell me you all aren't glad to see me! I am the King after all.
Slam: Dgnehs dsktns dsjse ejshr? (What the heck is he talking about?)
Lunamon: He thinks he's the King of all digimon.
Lexi: Why does he think that?
Lunamon: *shrugs* I don't know. He also thinks he's the best singer in the Digiverse. *rolls eyes*
Etemon: Why are you ignoring the King? Maybe I should teach you a lesson...CONCERT CRUSH!
Etemon suddenly starts singing.
Everyone: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ExVeemon: That noise! It's so irritating!
Azulongmon: I just can't stand it!
ExVeemon and Lunamon begin to glow. They then shrink as they de-digivolve into their rookie stages.
Pegasusmon: Why can't Etemon sing? How can he be so powerful he can make an Ultimate de-digivolve? Will the Loonatics and co. ever beat him? Find out next Loonatics Unleashed!
Hmm, when was my last post.......SUNDAY?!? I should stop playing computer games and finish writing this fanfiction....
Chapter 7
Etemon: Are you going to fight back? Or just stand there all day?
Dogmon (Lunamon's rookie form): SONIC HOWL! Yeah, you saw that coming.
Veemon (ExVeemon's rookie form): V-HEADBUT! He needs more creative attacks.
Etemon dodges. (Funny how everyone in this show is good at dodging attacks.)
Etemon: So you do want to play with the king! To bad I have a previous engagement!
Etemon jumps onto the back of a Tyrannamon that has suddenly appeared.
Etemon: *as he rides away* Beware the Dark Five!
Everyone: Dark Five?
Everyone turns to the two digimon that were once Lunamon and ExVeemon. Veemon was throwing a fit that involved saying something that sounded like: 'I'm back to plain old Veemon!! Gatomon will never like me now!'
Dogmon: *with paws covering ears* Do shut up Veemon!
Veemon: But -
Dogmon: *evil look*
Veemon: Yes, ma'am
Tech: So, what happened to you?
Dogmon: We de-digivolved. Instead of going up a level, we go down. Etemon must be pretty strong to be able to make us de-digivolve.
Lexi: How do we change you back?
Dogmon: Don't worry, it's natural. When we digivolve again, we'll go back o Lunamon and ExVeemon.
Ace: So how many levels are there?
Dogmon: Seven. When digimon hatch from dig-eggs, we are at the 'baby stage'. The next stage is 'in-training', then 'rookie', 'champion', 'ultimate' and 'mega'.
Rev:I-thought-you-said-there-were-seven?
Dogmon: I was getting to that! The other stage is called 'armour'. This is only obtainable by 'armour digivolving', and the digimon produced is normally as strong as a champion.
Slam: Fnhjke sjhf sjdfhs djsfsjheuh! (Stop being so dramatic!)
KA-BOOM! Yeah, another explosion.
Dogmon: *sighs* Not again!
Again, they head to the explosion.
This time, evil digimon were attacking a Koromon village. Koromon look like pink talking heads. That's all you need to know.
???: MUHAHAHAHA! Destroying innocent digimon is so much fun!
Dogmon:*sarcastic* Oh, goody. It's Ladydevimon. Ladydevimon is a fallen angel digimon, the sworn enemy of Angewomon. Her attack is Darkness Wave, which releases bats. Lots and lots of bats...
Ladydevimon: Oh, goody! Somebody new to play with! I was getting soooooo bored with all these Koromon!
Veemon: Are you sure you want to play? You might get hurt!
Ladydevimon: *Evil chuckle* Oh, it won't be me getting hurt......
Dogmon: Are you so sure about that?
*Digivolving music, also known as the digimon theme song*
Veemon: Veemon digivolve to......EXVEEMON!
Dogmon: Dogmon digivolve to.....WARIFMON!
Veemon was back to his champion form, ExVeemon. Dogmon had digivolved to Warifmon, a giant wolf with three tails and a moon-shaped marking on her back.
Ladydevimon: Ohhh, you digivolved! Well, you're still no match for me!
Pegasusmon: Who are the Dark Five? Why do Ladydevimon and Etemon talk funny? Why is Lunamon's champion form an ugly wolf? Find out next Loonatics Unleashed!
*sounds of fighting* Me: You've been fighting for a whole chapter?!? Warifmon: *stops fighting* Yep! *starts fighting again* Pegasusmon: This hurts. A lot.
Chapter 9
???: DarkPegasusmon's right. We can still beat these digimon.
DarkPegasusmon: Ah, Myotismon. How was your trip to Acmetropolis?
Myotismon: Terrible, as always. So, has Lunamon returned?
???: Yes, and I sent her back to her rookie form! Ah-huh!*
DarkPegasusmon: Yes, that was one of your few achievments Etemon. Now to the subject of these digimon, should we defeat them now or draw out their suffering?
???: I say we destroy them now, all at once!
Etemon: You would. I say we pick 'em off, one by one!
Myotismon: Hmm, that sounds fun...
DarkPegasusmon: Yes, defeating them now would be boring. Okay, we take a vote, all in favour of picking them off raise your hand! *raises hand*
Etemon: I will enjoy this! And I get to make more of my beatiful music! *raises hand*
???: No way, I want to beat them all at once!
DarkPegasusmon: *glances at Myotismon* Well Myotismon, it's up to you. Do we defeat them now or prolong their suffering?
Myotismon: *thinks about it, then raises hand* Okay, but only...*evil smile*..if I get to destroy Lunamon! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
DarkPegasusmon: *evil smile* Deal. Okay then, we are going to destroy them one by one! And then the Dark Five, uh, Four, will rule the Digiverse! Etemon, Myotismon and Apocalymon, I present to you the downfall of the Digiverse!*evil laughter*
Evil laughter echoes through the castle as the other villians join in. A Tentomon, who was hovering nearby a open window, gasps in shock.
Tentomon: I have to tell Lunamon! *flies off*
Meanwhile.....
Warifmon: Okay, since evil digimon have destroyed both the Primary Village and the Koromon Village, we'll have to split into groups to repair them. Lexi, Tech, Rev, you come with me to repair Primary Village, ExVeemon, Duck, Slam, Ace, you repair the Kormon Village.
Duck: And I'm in charge!
Warifmon: I don't think so Duck. How about...Ace! You're in charge.
Duck: WHAT?!? *glares angrily at Lexi, Tech, Rev and Slam, who are trying not to laugh* It's not funny!!
Ace: *rolls eyes* Okay Warifmon. Well, you heard the wolf Loonatics! Let's repair these villages!
Duck: Do you have to sound so HAPPY about it?
As Warifmon, Lexi, Tech and Rev head towards Primary Village, ExVeemon, Duck, Slam and Ace survey the damage in the Koromon Village.
Slam: Dmkue ekhewloo ghureh.... (This is gonna take a while....)
ExVeemon: We might as well get started....
Everyone: *sigh*
At the Primary Village...
Various baby digimon: Have you come to repair our village?
Warifmon: Yep!
Baby digimon: Yay! You've come to repair our village! *start dancing the happy little digimon dance*
Lexi, Tech and Rev: Huh?
Warifmon: *shrugs* Baby digimon are easy to please.
The Loonatics, Warifmon and ExVeemon start to rebuild the villages. I'll spare you the details.
* Etemon says this all the time in the show. It's sooooooooo annoying.
Copyright thingy: I do not own LU or digimon. But I DO own Dogmon, Warifmon, Lunamon, Dianamon(coming soon), DarkPegasusmon, the crest of Creativity and the crest of Darkness.
Ooofa. That sorta creeps me out. I think i'll stay with the normal pegasusmon thank you.
Pegasusmon: You should! I mean look at that thing,it's all black and red and creepy and it looks like it came out of a murder comic, sorta like..... -keeps rambling on and on- me:ok.....maybe not.
Myotismon: Ah, Lunamon. What pleasure I'd have destroying you here and now, but alas, you're not the target.
Lexi: What is then?
Myotismon: Glad you asked. *evil smile* IT'S YOU! GRISLY WING!
Everyone: LEXI!
Lunamon: LUNA DETONATION!
Tech: THUNDER BLAST!
Rev: *who had suddenly appeared again* TEMPEST WING!
Baby digimon: BUBBLE BLOW!
The attacks hit Myotismon's Grisly Wing and destroys it.
Lunamon and Myotismon: Bubble Blow causes damage?!?
At the Koromon Village.....
Etemon: The digi-dudes will digi-rule with digi-ability and digi-tude
Duck: Shut up already!
Etemon: How dare you say that to the king!! DARK NETWORK CABLES!
Everyone: Huh?
Black cables start rising out of the ground and trap the Loonatics and Veemon.
Slam: Dkslj kajf kfhaoap! (Nice going Duck!)
Duck: How was I supposed to know he could control cables?!?
Ace: Remember what Warifmon told us?
FLASHBACK FROM ABOUT TWO MINUTES AGO
Warifmon:.....Myotismon can control bats, create fog and lightning and Etemon controls his 'dark network' and can make other digimon de-digivolve.
Tech: What's the dark network?
Warifmon: It's an undeground series of cables that covers the whole Digiverse. It can pinpoint other digimon's locations and can be used as a attack. Duck, are you listening to me?
Duck: What? Oh, of course!
Warfimon: *mutters* Yeah, right!
END FLASHBACK
Duck: So I wasn't listening! Sue me!
Ace: Can you do that in the Digiverse?
Veemon: Actually, you can!
Duck: WHAT?!?
Etemon: Um, did you forget about me?
Slam: Dneih ajf tnds ajrhabd fjkthr? (Can you wait until after we sue Duck?)
Etemon: ---------------
Me: Pegasusmon! Why didn't you do the cheesy voice over thing?
Pegasusmon: *sniffs* Cause you made an evil version of me!
Me: You're never gonna let this go, are you?
Pegasusmon: Nup!
Me: *turns to reader* The song Etemon sings I did NOT make up. It's in the digimon movie.
Lunamon: Nup. *goes back to beating up Pegasusmon*
Pegasusmon: Owie.
Chapter 11
Etemon: *turns to author* Maybe you should go the the Primary Village......
Lunamon: MOON CHAIN SLASH!
Lexi: QUEEN'S PAW!
Tech: ELECTRIC BITE!
Rev: EAGLE-EYE!
Myotismon: DARKNESS CLAW!
Myotismon's Darkness Claw swallows up the other's attacks
Myotismon: *evil laughter* When will you digimon ever learn? You cannot defeat me! *does that thing where evil people throw their heads back, close their eyes and laugh evily*
Lunamon: MOON CRESCENT KICK!
Myotismon: *stops laughing* Note to self: Never close eyes when Lunamon is around.
Lunamon then kicks Myotismon in the face
Lunamon: You have no idea how long I've been wanting to do that!
Venommyotismon: *sees attacks coming towards him* I'm outta here!
He then runs away as fast as an ugly giant vampire-thing can
Dianamon: That is pathetic.
Kabuterimon: *nods head* Yes, he just raised his pathetic rating.
Lexi, Tech and Rev: *look from Dianamon to Kabuterimon* Do you two...know each other or something?!?
Kabuterimon: Yep.
Dianamon: Everyone, meet Kabuterimon, the Champion level of Tentomon. He's an insectoid digimon and his attack is Electro Shocker.
Lexi: Nice to meet ya, Kabuterimon!
Kabuterimon: The pleasure is all mine, really! *nudges Dianamon*
Dianamon: What?!? Oh, right. I'm Dianamon, Mega form of Dogmon. I'm an celestrial-type digimon and I own the Staff of the Crescent Moon, which once belonged to the Roman goddess of the moon, Diana. My attacks are Plasma Sphere and Moon Staff Strike.
DarkPegasusmon: I won't hurt you (not yet anyway).
Venommyotismon: Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Apocalymon: Suck up.
Venommyotismon: Shut up.
Halfway between the Koromon Village and the Primary Village.....
Duck: Are we there yet?
Ace: No.
Duck: Are we there yet?
Slam: Djo. (No.)
Duck: Are we there YET?
Veemon: No.
Duck: Are we there yet?!?
Ace, Slam and Veemon: NO!!!
Duck: Well, you don't have to shout!
Ace, Slam and Veemon: *facepalms*
Primary Village.....
Dianamon: Kabuterimon, how did you know that Myotismon was coming after us?
Kabuterimon: Well, I was flying around Infinity Mountain, when I heard voices. It was Myotismon, Etemon, DarkPegasusmon and Apocoyolmon.
Dianamon: DARPEGASUSMON AND APOCALYMON?!?
Lexi: Who are they?
Kabuterimon: Two of the most evil digimon in the entire Digiverse.
Dianamon: If they're coming after us, we're in big trouble.
Quarter of the way between the Primary Village and the Koromon Village...
Duck: Are we there-*stops when he sees the glares from the others*
Ace: We won't be there for ages Duck. So how about you shut up before you get hurt?
Duck: *knows what will happen if he doesn't shut up* Yes Ace.
Primary Village.....
Rev: What-are-we-gonna-do?
Dianamon: Get help. *turns to Kabuterimon* Kabuterimon, I need you to track down some old friends of ours.
Kabuterimon: *smiles* I think I know exactly which ones to get. *flies off*
Lexi: *suddenly remembers the other Loonatics* Oh no! What about Ace?!?
Dianamon, Tech and Rev look at her.
Lexi: *blushes* And Slam, Duck and Veemon?
Dianamon: I'm sure they'll be fine. As long as they're not stupid enough to cross the Black Desert.
Tech: What's the Black Desert?
Dianamon: The Black Desert covers a fast majority of the Digiverse. It's filled with evil digimon, traps, uncrossable chasms, you know, the usual.
At the Black Desert...
Ace: Are you sure it's safe to cross this place?
Veemon: Positive.
Duck: Then why does it look evil?
Veemon: It just looks like that because it's eternal night in this part of the Digiverse. There's really nothing to worry about.
Slam: Dlje eks ejhfo; klrje? (Why do I have a feeling that you're either incredibly stupid, or lying?)
Veemon: I'm not stupid! Lunamon once told me the Light Desert is perfectly safe.
Ace: The Light Desert? No offence Veemon, but are you sure you're not mixing this place up with another desert?
Veemon: Why do you think that?
Duck: Does this place look light to you?
Veemon: No, but I told you, this place has eternal night. It's never light here.
Slam: Dnieo rbfa ei. (I still don't think it's safe.)
Veemon: It's safe. I'll prove it! *steps into the desert* See? Are evil digimon attacking me? No. Am I falling into one of those bottomless pit things? No. Am I-AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Veemon had come face-to-face with a giant blue and white wolf
Veemon: AAHHHHHHHH-Oh, it's only you Garurumon! I thought you were an evil digimon!
Garurmon: Veemon, what are you doing walking into the Black Desert? You know this place is dangerous!
Veemon: *has turned a pale white colour* B-black Desert? I was walking into the Black Desert? *faints*
Ace: *clears throat* Um, what's up doc?
Garurumon turns around and sees Ace, Slam and Duck for the first time.
Garurumon: Oh, sorry. Let me introduce myself. I am Garurumon, the champion form of Gabumon. And you are?
Ace: *points to self* Ace, *points to Slam* Slam and that's Duck. You don't happen to know Lunamon, do you?
Garurumon: As a matter of fact, I do. How did you know?
Ace: Wild guess.
Garurumon: Well, it was right.
Duck: Yeah, yeah. I like where this conversaion is going, but can we cross this desert already?
Garurumon: You weren't really thinking of crossing the Black Desert, were you?
Slam: Dfkrlsr rles klabg? (Yes, is that a bad thing?)
Garurumon: You must be from out of town. Everyone around here knows about the Black Desert.
Ace: You could say that. Now about the Black Desert?
Garurumon: I'll put it this way, since the Duck seems to have a low IQ. Digimon go into the Black Desert, but they don't come out.
Duck: *gulps*
Garurumon: Only experienced guides dare to lead digimon across. And experienced guide Veemon ain't.
Ace: Do you know a different way to the Primary Village?
Garurumon: Sure, in fact I was already on my way there. Follow me.
Infinity Mountain.....
DarkPegasusmon: Drat! They didn't cross the Black Desert!
Etemon: If only Garurumon hadn't appeared.
Venommyotismon: Yes, if the digimon of Friendship hadn't appeared, we would be saying goodbye to four digimon right now.
Apocalymon: I think we should be focusing on the digimon of Creativity right now. After all, she poses the biggest threat.
DarPegasusmon: Yes, but she has met up with the digimon of Knowledge and the other digimon of the Crests seem to be heading her way. If we're not careful, we could lose to them again. ----------------------------------- Yay! A reference to the Crests!
Tech: I don't think they're just friends. They seem to know each other too well.
They look over at Dianamon, Kabuterimon and Gatomon, who were talking in loud, excited voices.
Lexi: I guess we'll never know.
Let's see what Ace and co. are up to, shall we?
Garurumon:
Seven young kids go to camp for the summer and wind up living in a digital land. Where everyone gets to meet his own digi-monster, a digital companion, a digital friend. A digimon in-training, will digivolve to rookie, and digivolve to champion and ultimate too. Gonna save the digital world for me, gonna save the digital world for you.
Everybody:
Hey digimon, hey digimon, monster friends to the boys and girls. Hey digimon, hey digimon, champions of the digital world. Hey digimon, hey digimon, ultimate friends to the boys and girls. Hey digimon, hey digimon, champions of the digital world.
Garurumon:
The digiworld's safe in the digimon's hands, what the rookie can't do, the champion can. When a digimon fights then a digimon wins, a digimon is gonna find the strenght within. A digimon is always gonna be your friend, a digimon is gonna be there till the end. And everybody knows when things go wrong, that's when a digimon is gonna be strong!
Everybody:
Hey digimon, hey digimon, monsters friends for the boys and girls. Hey digimon, hey digimon, champions of the digital world. Hey digimon, hey digimon, ultimate friends for the boys and girls. Hey digimon hey digimon, champions of the digital world.
It's one of the pairings I support.....but it's not the main one. And even if I wasn't an Acexi shipper, it was still good for a few comedy moments.
Maybe Garurumon brainwashed them or something so they knew the words. Or maybe he told the words before they started singing. Or maybe I can't think up a resonable explanation.
Poor Loonatics, having to sing the Digimon theme song... I always hated it, even before finding fansubs. XD
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