Me has giggle fits too!!! Love their getaway description.
*stuffs dummy in Sam and Otto's mouths*

Sam and Otto as babys.....Bawhahahahahahahahahaha!
Nice chapie Acat

*falls over in hysterical fits of laughter again*

Well there's still more chapters to go but I'll post them up later.

This is going to be awesome!
But why pillows?
And I love that Rev saw Sypher and Tech saw Mastermind.
Can't wait 'til chapter 3!

Chapter 3

Weathervane:  Hello! And welcome to the Kiss Someone Passionately Contest! The game where kissing the target is the aim! First, lets meet the teams that are taking part!

First up is Team 1! The kung fu bunny and a bird with the need for speed, Ace Bunny and Rev Runner! With Ace's offensive attacks and Rev's quickness, will they over take the other teams and kiss the target first? 

Rev:  Oh boy! This is gonna be fun! Huh Ace?

Ace:  Just calm down Rev.

Weathervane: Team 2 consists of a big mouth and big muscles, Danger Duck and Slam Tasmanian! Will they be able to be strong enough to wipe out the competition and get the prize?

Duck: I do not have a big mouth!

Slam:  I think you just proved her point.

Weathervane: Team 3 has two intentions! Revenge and winning this contest! Give it up for Deuce and Ophinchus Sam! Since they had some experience working together, will they be the ones to win the contest?

Sam:  We are so gonna beat all of you!

Deuce:  And Ace will lick in between my toes!

Weathervane: Team 4 is the little big team! It's Massive and Sypher! With Massive's brute strength and Sypher's...  uh... talent, will they thrash their opponents and get to kiss the target?

Sypher:  I think I'm gonna like this game.

Massive:  Me too.

Weathervane: And last but not least, the odd couple of the tournement with as much charm as a skunk with the scent of fish, Pierre Le Pew and Otto the Odd! Can they 'charm' their way into victory over the other teams?

Pierre:  Ven it comes to love, I shall always prevail!

Otto:  I had no choice but to play this dumb game! And how did I get Skunk Boy for a partner?

Weathervane:  Okay! Here are the rules! A random person will be picked as the target for our teams to kiss. Our teams have picked their starting places out of the hat so they're spread out, cos when they meet another team, they have to fight each other only using the pillows. Powers or personal weapons are not allowed to be used against each other.

Duck:  What!? That isn't fair!

Sypher:  How are we meant to win now when we can't kill each other!?

Weathervane: If you use powers/weapons against each other or use them to find the target, the whole team will be disqualified.

Deuce:  This sucks!

Weathervane: The game is over when the first team kisses the target, giving them victory. But there is also a catch! The hotel manager will be wandering around the hotel to see if anyone messes about. If he catches you, you are immediately out and your team mates aren't allowed to help you!

Rev:  That's harsh.

Massive:  Even by a villain's standard.

Weathervane:  And all of the action will be captured and commentated by Tech.E.Coyote and Mallory Mastermind!

Mastermind: As long as dog brain behaves, I'll co-operate.

Tech:  Coyote! I'm a coyote!

Weathervane:  And now to choose our target! Earlier on, Tech and Mallory went out to snap photos of the potential targets and scanned them inside the computer. The photos are now being randomly shuffled at the moment. But when I press this button, the shuffling stops and that will reveal our target!

Ace:  So for all we know, we could be kissing a man!?

Duck:  It's not like Pierre cares.

Weathervane:  And now, the target will be revealed now!

Weathervane slams her hand on the button and the shuffling stops on a photo. Everyone gasps in suprise.

Everyone: Lexi Bunny!?

Ace: You can't do that! She can't be a target!

Pierre:  Yes! Now I get ze chance to place my lips onto ze flower!

Deuce:  Yes!  This will be the perfect way of revenge on the darn rabbit!

Duck:  Yes! I get to show everyone it's not just Ace who can get all the honour and glory!

Ace: Duck! We're not having Lexi as a target!

Weathervane:  Sorry Ace. Once the target is chosen, you can't change it.

Ace:  Well I'm not gonna let Skunk boy and Deuce get to her first! Come on Rev! To the east wing of the hotel! First floor!

The teams exit the room to go and find their starting places.

Weathervane:  Well lets see from the cameras we planted all over the hotel how the teams are feeling!

Camera 1: Ace and Rev are walking down the hallway.

Rev:  Ace. I know it's just a thought I had and all but do you like Lexi?

Ace: It's not that I don't like her!  It's just that we can't just treat her like some object. Plus she doesn't know about this!

Rev:  Well once we found her, we can explain everything. Right?

Ace: I suppose so.

Camera 4: Duck and Slam are walking down the hallway in the west wing.

Slam:  Duck. Did you really mean it when you wanted to kiss her, just so you can prove to people that you are worthy as well as Ace?

Duck: Of course I did Slam. Ace isn't the only one who can have everything you know. I mean he probably gets more gratitude from other people than we do put together.

Slam:  But we are worthy in everyone's eyes no matter what. Even if they don't say thank you afterwards, they still appreciate the fact that someone came to help them.

Duck:  And nobody congradulated you after a wrestling match. How does that make you feel?

Slam looks down as they carried on up the hallway.

Camera 2: Deuce and Sam are walking on the top floor on the west wing.

Deuce:  Oh yes. I can see it now. I kiss Lexi. Ace breaks down. Then he'll be licking in between my toes and-

Sam:  And I'll be able to laugh at that rabbit and get him to serve me smoothies.

Deuce & Sam:  Aah...

Camera 5: Massive and Sypher are waiting in the lobby.

Massive: So Sypher. What's your reason for trying to win this?

Sypher: You know, I don't have a clue. Maybe to steal the girl rabbit's powers by kissing her. And your reason Massive?

Massive:  Just something to do I suppose. And the fact I want the good guys to get what they deserved a long time ago.

Sypher:  Good call.

Massive:  Thanks.

Camera 3: Pierre and Otto are walking down the top floor on the east wing.

Otto: This is so stupid. I can't believe I'm doing this with you Pierre.

Pierre:  Well it will be worth ze effort after we kiss Lexi.

Otto: It still sucks though.

Pierre:  Aaw! Just have some fun! Ze sooner you start to have fun, ze sooner ve'll vin!

Otto:  I still think this just a ploy for you to kiss Lexi.

Pierre:  Oui!

Commentators box (Villain's hotel room): Tech and Malllory are tending to the camera angles while Weathervane waits for the count down.

Weathervane:  How long until lights out?

Tech:  Just 30 seconds to go.

Mastermind:  So tell me Weathervane, how come you can sound good as a sports commentator as well as a weather girl?

Weathervane:  Oh I just took presenting lessons as well as studying the weather. You need good presentation skills to present the weather too. And back to the contest in hand, here comes the countdown! 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1! Let the contest begin!

END OF CHAPTER 3.

Hehe. Nice job thus far. ^ ^;
Just one question, concerning the first chapter... what exactly /is/ a "stag night"? xP

Black Oracle - Well the team ups I made were actually sorted out by splitting them into the good guys and the bad guys. Then I number each character by numbers and then I just rolled some dice and whatever numbers there are, I pair up with the characters. I'm actually happy with the teams I put them in. And Lexi will have to hide if she doesn't want a kiss from Pierre Le Pew!

Rye - A stag night is when the "husband to be" goes out with some of his male friends to a party arranged by his friends on the night before the wedding.

Siamese712 - Thanks. I really wanted to display some tension between Mastermind and Weathervane based on the episode "Acmegeddon". But I didn't get to display that in that particular chapter. Hopefully some tension will come along in later chapters.

 Thanks guys for your comments.

To answer Doggirl's question before we start, since there are five male members in the Loonatics, would you want to see Tech paired up with a villain? Plus I don't think he'd do it. He's not the type to. Now that that question's been answered, on with the game!

Chapter 4

Weathervane: It's been 10 minutes into the competition and nothing's going on yet. There's no sign of the target or the manager yet.

Tech: The target has a name you know. Her name's Lexi.

Weathervane:  Whatever. Lets see what's going on in camera number 2!

Camera 2: Deuce and Sam are still strolling down the corridor.

Sam:  Oh this is getting silly! It's been 10 minutes and we haven't even seen anyone yet! This is getting boring!

Deuce: Right! Here's what we do! We open every hotel room door and we see if the target's in there, right?

Sam:  Lets do this! And to think, Pierre could have though up this sort of thing.

They start opening the doors but find no-one in there.

Sam: Aaw come on! Where is everyone at this time of night!?

Deuce:  Disco. It's disco Tuesday tonight. It's very popular apparently.

Sam:  Aaw! This is stupid! I'm not playing anymore!

Deuce looks around until he see a lock of yellow hair turn the corner. 

Deuce:   Sam. I think we might end the game early.

Sam:  You found the target?

Deuce:  Yes! She went that way! Come on!

They both run towards the figure with blonde hair. They both glomp on her and kiss her on both sides of her cheeks.

Sam: Yes! We've won!

Deuce: Um... no. We didn't.

Woman: Get off me!

Both of the guys climb off the woman as she stands up.

Deuce: Sorry about that. We thought you were someone else.

Woman: I'll give you someone else!

The woman puts her fists together as she clicks them as she  approaches Sam and Deuce.

Deuce and Sam: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
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Commentator's box.

Weathervane: So Team 3 has followed the wrong person! Which means there's everything to play for for all of the teams! While Deuce and Sam are getting pounded by an anonymous woman, I think we might have a rumble in the corridor in camera 6!

Camera 6: Ace and Rev are walking down the stairs from the east wing.

Ace: I'm actually starting to wonder if we are going to be able find her in time.

Rev:  Aaw don't worry Ace. I'm sure we'll be the first to get to Lexi.

Ace:  It's just it's nerve racking not knowing what the other teams are up to until you see them.

They both look down the stairs at the same time and see Pierre and Otto approaching the stairs.

Ace:  Alright! Now we get to attack them! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!

Rev: Wait Ace! We got to discuss tactics! Ace!

But Ace ignores Rev as he charges towards the villains with Rev following him from behind. The villains quickly spin around as a giant pillow fight begins!

Commentators box: 

Weathervane:  And just look at those pillows fly, as teams 1 and 5 fight against each other!

Mastermind:  Hang on. Ace does martial arts. Should that be allowed?

Tech: Well technically, martial arts isn't considered a power. And the rules clearly state in this handbook of "Kissing Someone Passionately Competition" that no powers or other weapons other than pillows are allowed to be utilised. Which means martial arts are acceptable.

Mallory:  Hang on! Where did you get that from!?

Weathervane:  I wrote it.

Mallory:  Since when did you write this!?

Weathervane:  Well since this game is getting more interesting, I was thinking of making it a national sport for the Olympics.

Mallory: You can't have that as a sport! That's just silly!

Weathervane: It isn't silly!

Tech:  Um, girls. Can we get on with this? And the manager is coming towards the battle area!

Weathervane:  If the teams don't get of here soon, we might find both teams doing the seiza position until morning!

Camera 6: The teams are still fighting.

Pierre:  Give it up rabbit! You know very well that her lips belong to me!

Ace:  Forget it! There's no way you're kissing Lexi!

Rev: Ace! Retreat!

Ace looks around to find a figure approach the scene.

Ace: Lets get out of here Rev!

Ace and Rev runaway up the stairs (and stampeding on Otto in the process), leaving Pierre standing there grinning to himself.

Pierre:  Cowards! Zere nothing but yellow belly vimps!

Pierre turns around to see the figure getting nearer. He gives a quiet squeek in fear as he sprints up the stairs (running over Otto again). Otto picks himself up and rubs his head.

Otto:  Pierre you idiot! You've forgotten your team mate! Traitor!

He then feels a hand on his shoulder that freezes him in position. Otto slowly turns his head around to see the face of the manager.

Manager:  Right! That's it! Seiza position for you!

The manager drags Otto down to the lobby.

Otto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! CURSE YOU PIERRE YOU TRAITOR!  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

END OF CHAPTER 4.    

Ooooooooohhh!!!! I was right! This is gettin' good!

More please Akira!!!!!

Chapter 6

Camera 7: Ace and Rev are walking down the hallway.

Ace:  This is getting serious now. We haven't found Lexi yet. And the other teams might have found her first. Rev, I need you to use your GPS to find her.

Rev:  But that's cheating Ace. We'll get disqualified.

Ace: Rev! Lexi needs us! She doesn't know that she's a target for a horrific attack against the other villains and it is our duty to protect each other as well as other people! And you're willing to risk her life just to follow some rules?

Rev:  I don't want Lexi to get hurt. But I don't want us to get disqualified too.

Ace: Rev. The ones who normally win contests are those who are the strongest and the fastest people in the world. Why should it just be those people who win when we could win by cunning, who have a stragety worth using.

Rev:  I'm still not using my GPS.

Ace: Aaw come on Rev! It's the only way to get back at those villains! Wait a minute. Get back...  Rev! I think I know where she might be!

Rev:  Where?

Ace: Follow me! I didn't know why I thought of this before!

The guys sprint up the corridor until they reached a room with the door open.

Ace: Nooooooooooooooooo!!! It can't be!?

Rev: Someone's broke into Lexi's room!

Ace: Lets get 'em!

They both enter her room and find two figures in there. Rev turns the light switch on to find Massive and Pierre.

Ace: You again Pierre!? Don't you ever learn!? You'll never get to her first!

Rev:  What happened to Sypher and Otto? You guys weren't with each other before.

Pierre:  Zat's because ve've both lost our partners to ze manager. So me and Massive decided to join forces.

Massive:  And now we intend to crush you!

Ace: You're both cowards! You can't even fight without having someone else by your side! And like I said before, there's no way you're gonna kiss Lexi!

Ace and Rev charge at Massive and Pierre as everyone in the room hits each other with their pillows.

Commentator's box:

Weathervane:  And Team 1 battles it out with Pierre from Team 5 once more with Massive added into the mix! Can this contest get any closer!?

Tech and Mallory are still keeping an eye on the screens from the CCTV cameras while fiddling with the controls on the control panel. Mallory gives a sigh.

Mallory:  You know, watching everyone else having fun out there makes me want to join them.

Tech:  But not to kiss Lexi obviously.

Mallory:  No. But now I want to bash that Duck on the head with a pillow and smack Pierre right where it hurts too.

Tech:  But if you did go out there, who would you have paired up with?

Mallory: I know I'd sound stupid for saying this, but... I want to be your partner Tech.

Tech:  Me? But you and I are against each other. Wouldn't we fight like mad?

Mallory:  We may have our little arguements. But in the end, we both had something in common. We were rejected by society.

Tech: That's true.

Mallory:  Yet, you decided to fight for truth and justice. Why did you do that when so many people treated you like you didn't know better? Surely you could have gone to the dark side. You'd make a very powerful villain. You are clever and all.

Tech paused at the statement and then turned to her.

Tech: Because... I wanted to help people and the society improve the way we live. Since you went away, I wanted to find ways of making sure people wouldn't just turn bad like you did because of me.

Mallory:  You wanted to improve the society because you felt it was your fault that I became bad?

Tech draws his face closer to Mallory's face.

Tech: I wanted to help others so the same thing wouldn't happen to you. And I'm sorry you turned out this way.

Mallory draws her face closer to Tech's.

Mallory: Oh Tech...

They both lock their lips together as they passionately kiss. Suddenly, the door flies open to reveal a man at the door.

Man:  OI! What do you think you're doing!?

Tech and Mallory freeze in their positions as Weathervane's face drains at the sight of the man.

Weathervane: Oh no! Game over!

END OF CHAPTER 6. 

Cassidy: NO!!!! GET AWAY FROM HIM YOU EVIL LADY!!!!!!!!!! *starts to gang-beat on Mallory with a pillow*
Danielle: *shakes head in disgust* I told her she wouldn't want to read this chapter..... But, anyway, great chapter! Can't wait for the next!

*runs onto the scene, panting*
OMFG!!! THEORY!!!!!!
Flexa: Oh boy, this oughtta be good.
Me: QUIET, YOU!! Anyways.... WHAT IF.....

• Mallory and Lexi somehow got mixed up in the contest
  
• Tech kissing Mallory passionately making sense of what Weathervane said as "The Game's Over," giving it 2 meanings (the manager/Tech kissing)
  
• making Tech the winner.
  

*crickets chirping*
Small voice in the back: Boo, you suck!

Wows. Unexpected moment there between Tech and Mallory. xD
Now who could their guest be? The manager...? Dun dun dun. xP

Zadavia's Spirit: Yes. To tell you the truth, I didn't see that coming either. My imagination just did it for me while I was listening to my MP3 player. And no, Mallory has not been chosen as a target so sorry, Tech can't win.

Siamese712: Could be. You never know. We haven't heard from him for a while. And Ace does seem very concerned for her, like in the episode "It came from outer space".

Rye:  I only know the answer to that one my friend.

Black Oracle: Don't faint! No! And yes, the pillow fights are getting very intense! But Pierre and Deuce are still on the loose and they sure want to plant their kiss on her to make Ace break down.  And you'll just have to wait and see who the mysterious intruder is that burst into the room.

And now here is chapter 7!

Chapter 7

Camera 5: Otto and Sypher are kneeling in the seiza position.

Sypher: Ooooooow!!! This is so painful! Ooooooooooww!!!

Otto: You think you got it bad!? My legs are small! I can hardly keep my balance for more than 10 seconds! I can't believe that rotten Pierre just left me to suffer this!

Sypher:  Well he is a villain. That's what they do. They double cross other people so they can get away with everything.

Otto: You just shut up!

They suddenly see Sam and Deuce fall off the first floor balcony and land on the ground. Then they see Duck and Slam jump off the balcony after them as they are about to land on the ground to hit the fallen villains with the pillows.

Duck & Slam:  YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRHHHHHHH!!!

Just as the pillow fight gets interesting, the balcony walls are broken away by Pierre, Ace, Massive and Rev as they fall on top of the four who appeared before them.

Ace: You are not gonna kiss Lexi!

Pierre:  Yes I vill!

All the teams are now fighting valiantly with their pillows as tons of feathers start to fly around the lobby. Just as they were about to go into an almighty climax, they hear a shout from someone.

???: OI! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!

Everyone freezes in their positions as all the feathers flutter back down to the ground. They see it's the manager holding Tech, Mallory and Weathervane by their ears.

Manager: SEIZA POSITIONS! NOW!

A few minutes later, Lexi and Zadavia arrive from outside into the lobby.

Lexi:  That Disco Tuesday was a blast!

Zadavia:  You've said it!

They then stop to see all the villains and male Loonatics in the seiza positions. The girls then see the pile of feathers in the middle of the lobby floor.

Lexi:  Guys. What happened here?

Duck: What!? You've been outside all this time while we've been trying to look for you!?

Lexi:  Look for me?

Pierre: Alas my sweet. I did not get my prize of a kiss from you.

Lexi:  Kiss?

Manager:  Sorry ladies. Do you know these people?

Zadavia:  Yes. We're friends and enemies of them.

Manager:  These people has been causing menace and destruction around my hotel!

Weathervane:  No we weren't! We were playing the "Kiss Someone Passionately Contest"!  Oops!

Lexi: What!? You guys were playing a game with the villains!?  How could you!?

Rev: Well you see, we saw the villains here. We thought they escaped, so we tried fighting them again.

Slam: But we weren't allowed to use our powers to fight cos the manager told us so.

Duck: So Weathervane came up with the game where we picked a target to try and kiss and...

Tech: The computer picked you as the target.

Ace:  We were only following the rules of the hotel. And we did try to protect you and all but-

Manager:  But they've broken nearly every rule in this hotel. So this is their punishment. Now if you like to go to your rooms ladies while-

Before he could finish his sentence, he trips over a piece of fencing from the broken balcony and falls on top of Lexi. His lips accidently touch her lips as he falls on top of her. Everyone gasps of shock as he stands himself up again.

Manager: I am so sorry miss! I didn't mean to! I just tripped and I fell! And I didn't realise that I would fall on top of you! I'm so sorry!  Please forgive me!

Weathervane reads her recently written rule book and puts it down with a face of distraught.

Weathervane:  Um... I really don't want to alarm you guys but... the manager wins.

Everyone: WHAT!?

Weathervane: According to the rules, anyone who was involved within the game, including the ones who could take people out of the game for example, a teacher or the one in charge of the facility, can win by kissing the target.

Deuce: What sort of rule is that!? Why the hell did you write it in there!?

Weathervane:  It's the rules. It hasn't been changed since it first began. So the manager... has won.

Manager:  I won something without realising it?

Then Optimatus enters the building wearing a hideous pink and blue hawaiin shirt, brown shorts and socks while wearing sandals. He is also wearing a straw hat while carrying a straw donkey too. Everyone just stares at him. Then Lexi turns to the manager.

Lexi:  I have an idea. If you let me and Zadavia go on any of the hotel attractions for free, we'll forget about the accident.

Manager:  Oh thank you! Yes! It's a deal!

They both shake hands.

Manager:  And now to spend my prize. I have got the perfect thing for you for trashing my hotel...

Everyone in the seiza position glances at each other in fear...

END OF CHAPTER 7.

xD WRITE MORE.
I must know what this manager dude has up his sleeves.

Well, so the manager wins! That was an unexpected twist! Lexi seemed to take the whole thhing quite well considering she was the kissing target! He! He!

Last chapter! Chapter 8!

Chapter 8

Lexi, Optimatus, Zadavia and the manager are sitting on the sun lounges under the hot burning sun. Optimatus is still wearing his hideous Hawaiin shirt with the shorts and sandals, Lexi is wearing a pink bikini, Zadavia in a purple swimming costume, and the manager in a white shirt with brown shorts on.

Optimatus:  Now this is living.

Zadavia:  You said it bro.

Lexi:  At least now we can go anywhere without paying.

Manager:  And I am able to find away to clear up my hotel quickly. How's the work going on there?

Meanwhile, Duck, Ace, Deuce and Pierre are cleaning the swimming pool where the parts of the van are still submerged in the water.

Duck:  Great! Now I'm having flashbacks to my pool boy days! This is so humiliating!

Pierre:  You zink you got it bad? I got dirt under my nails!  Oh the tragedy!

Deuce: You're worrying about your nails!? You lady man!

Ace: Oh shut up! You're giving me a headache with you quacking away, you and your french accent and... you have a lisp!

Deuce: No I do not!

Manager:  And the others should clear up all the feather's and the broken balcony fence in a few hours time.

Optimatus:  Which gives us more time to soak up the sun!

The four sun bathers slump down on the sun beds as everyone else who's cleaning inside the hotel and outside the swimming grumbles under their breath.

THE END!    

*Sees the everyone but the sunbathers working* You are cruel, Akira

do u remember the first story vote u had?
if u do then weren't u supposed to write that other story called "With a scent of rose"? If u remember plz write it!

Preidiotgirl: Welcome to the LUO fan base. And I did write with a scent of rose. It's in the naughty fan fic section. If you can get into there, you can read it. It is very good. Heh heh.

Siamese:  Thank you.

Hasani:  I know I am. Cruelty to characters is the only way to enhance the laughter factor.

Doggirl2772:  Yes Doggirl san. I has teh way with da ancient art of humor and comedy. But something has been bothering me. What does "FTW" mean? Does it mean "For The Win" may I just ask?

And thankies to everyone who's been reading this fan fic. Should you feel that certain characters are being ill treated by moi in this fic, dial the number for the NCPLUC: The National Charity of Prevention to Loonatics Unleashed Characters. Please don't sue me!

Nah, I wont sue ya. I had too much fun laughing at their torture!

and I think FTW does mean 'for the win'. I'm not completely sure but thats what I meant when i said it.

how am i suppose 2 read it when the administrator must grant me access before i can read the fanfic. whos the administrator?