Tee Hee! It was Rev's idea to have a slap bet!

Yes I do think you should put this on Fanfic.net

You've just made my day!

-- Edited by Mistress of Fear at 15:36, 2007-10-28

Nice one! I can't wait for the next chapter!
I wonder why Lexi would not go...

You're right they're birds but they don't seem to mind.

'kay chapter 2.

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"A slap bet," Rev explained, "is actually really fun. What you do is that two people make a bet like this one where nobody knows why Lexi won't go into the chicken restaurant. Duck and Ace both have no idea why Lexi won't go into that chicken place, right?"

"Uh... I guess..." Ace said, uncertain about where things were going.

"So what we have to do is have Ace and Duck both have theories about why Lexi won't go into that restaurant..."

This, of course, resumed the argument that Ace and Duck had resumed before.

"ROBBED!!!"

"AFRAID!!!"

"ROBBED!!!"

"AFRAID...!!!"

"GRHSMGMAREOHVEA!!!" Slam shouted, bringing the two back to reality. The two jumped into the air before turning to see an impatient Rev wating to finish his instructions. The roadrunner cleared his throat before continuing.

"So this is what we do. Ace and Duck will both try and prove their theory of why Lexi won't go into the restaurant. If someone succesfully proves the other wrong, then the winner gets to recieve their prize from the Slap Bet Commisioner..."

"The what?" Tech asked, thinking, not for the first time, that his best frind had a screw loose.

"It's basically the person who's in charge of this entire bet. Naturally it'll be me since I'm the only one who knows how this game goes. Anyway, when someone gets their prize, I will asign it. And the prizes are always the winner slapping the loser..."

"Slapping?!?!?" Ace said loudly. "I'm supposed to get slapped by DUCK?!?!?"

"Only if you're so certain think you're going to lose," Duck snikkered. This triggered Ace's anger like a cup of coffee triggers Rev's hyper level.

"Oh you are SO ON!!!" Ace shouted, surprising everyone. "Rev, let's do this thing!"

"Oh please," Tech moaned. "You're not going to actually participate in such childish behavior, are you?"

The coyote didn't get an answer. Ace and Duck were already walking back to H.Q. to prove teir theories, arguing all the way. Rev and Slam were following behind them, listening in on the conversation while Rev's imagination went wild with Slap-Bet Commisioner thoughts.

Groaning, Tech turned away from his friends. But as soon as he was out of eyeshot, Tech sneaked into the forgotten cicken place......

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Yay.
Stuffs.
Reviews are nice.

-- Edited by zadavias_spirit at 12:58, 2007-11-03

This is going to be hilarious!

... Wow. People actually like this!!!
Awesome.
Hehehe.

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2:00 AM.
The Loonatics Tower was completely quiet.

But in a matter of minutes, one Loonatic would make sure that the tower wouldn't be quiet for a long, long time.

Danger Duck stealthfully crept past his sleeping teammates' bedrooms as he found his way into Tech's lab. His only objective: do go online and attempt to find evidence that Lexi had robbed the chicken place. He soon found himself in front of Tech's computer, and sat down. An access code popped up, asking for the password. Duck chuckled.

"'Mastermind is hot'" Duck said as he typed it in the computer. The compter buzzed for a few seconds, until a small green strip of paper appeared from the DvdRom drive. Duck curiously pulled it out and read it. It said:

Duck,

Please stop trying to use my computer. Seriously, there's one right in your room. It's there for a reason.

Tech.

P.S. MASTERMIND IS NOT HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Yeah, but yours has faster connection," Duck muttered to no one in particular. "Plus, your desktop is cooler."

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After heading back to his room and waiting for his super slow internet connection to start up, Duck bega to type.

"Okay," he muttered. "www.ask2772com/search/. Keywords: Lexi Bunny Chicken." After typing around a little, he finally found a few links that might have proven useful to him.

"Yes!" he hissed, pumping his fists into the air. After a moment, he clicked on the first link that he found titled, "Lexi Bunny At A Chicken Place." It was a video file, and Duck didn't recognize it until he started watching it.

You see, a few months ago, Duck thought it would have been a bit funny if he videotaped Lexi's head as she ate and danced to a few of her favorite tunes. Using a few of Tech's video editing programs, he had managedto put together a video of Lexi comically attempting to eat a live chicken, then doing the chicken dance. Fortunately for the mallard, Lexi had never stumbled across this certain file.

"Yikes," Duck cried silently as he recognized the file. Normally, he would have closed the file immediately, but he couldn't pass up a chance to watch one of his old creations. Hurriedly, he put on a pair of hedphones and watched the video while turning the volume on full blast. This continued for a full blissful minutes until he heard a loud shout from behind him.

"DANGER DANGER DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Duck whipped around to see Lexi in her bedclothes, staring daggers into him. "WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I HEARD IT PLAYING ALL THE WAY UP FROM MY ROOM!!!! WAS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY?!?!?!?!?!?"

"Wha..." Duck said, "but I had headpones..." Duck turned back to the computer,

and nearly fainted.

The headphones weren't plugged into the computer.

Before Duck could utter any curseword that would be far above the Y7 rating, Lexi did something to him that would promise many days of painful sitting.

Meanwhile, Rev watched the whole thing from the shadows, still in his bedclothes. He had a pencil in one hand and a thick notebook in the other. He observed this scene carefully, and began writing down something before he was stopped.

"Rev?"

The roadrunner turned to see a sleepy looking Tech standing near him. "What are you doing? I woke up hearing the chicken dance being played and..."

"Oh, hey Tech!" Rev said cheerfully. "I'm just taking notes for this slap bet!"

"At 2 in the morning?" Tech asked, rubbing his eyes. Rev nodded.

"See, Duck failed his attempt at trying to find eidence that Lexi robbed that chicken place. So now all I have to do is write that down, or else I'll never remember."

"You, my friend," Tech said, "are taking this way too seriously."

Rev shrugged and scribbled something into his notebook. Tech peered over his friend's shoulder to read it:

Danger Duck. First Attempt At Success: Failed.

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Bwahahahahahahahaha. Being mean to Duck is fun. Watch! *bops Duck on the beak*
Duck: OWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Awww. That was almost sad.
....
Keyword "almost."

Ghahaha!
That was funnier than the last chapter!
Two thumbs up!
Haha, silly Duck, never edit a video making it look like Lexi is being an idiot, you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
And, Tech, I thought you weren't interested...oh, well, I'm dying to find out how this goes!
Keep up the good work!

Ditto on the funnyness.
This is going great NEXT CHAPTER!!!

Great story can't wait for more chapters! Keep up the great work!

Has it been almost a year and no updates to this story?

LOL! I reckon Lexi used to WORK for the place. XD

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*bops Duck on the bill also*
Duck: D8

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It ish kinda fun. 83

*does it again*