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Hey peeps this is the story you voted for I'd appreciate some comments

techfan979 · MagykWire

Hmm... 2D... Warped. Warped=interesting

Siamese712 · I blamed it on the dog...

Sound like an interesting start.

Rye · Angela is always right!

Interesting. ^ ^; Hope to see more! =3

Mistress of Fear · Martian

Here are the next two additions!

Steve plays GOOGLE Games]
There was a sudden lurch as the train entered 2D and Amanda felt her breakfast rise in her throat. Her fingers tingled for a moment, then she felt fine. Everything around her seemed clear and intense. She lowered the window and took a deep breath. Ahhh! The air was so clean and simple.

Farmlands rushed by, then suburbs, then tall buildings. "Toon Town Station!" the Captain announced.

Amanda stepped out onto the platform. She stretched out her arms. Claws! The legend was true! Amanda purred happily. She wondered if she had the ability to fade to a grin. If she did, she had no idea how to do it.

[Twiga] She decided not to waste time test her powers and more time trying to find her beloved Loonatics!

The Train Station was very big! You could easily get lost!

Just then, Amanda heard a familer voice! Across the street was the Mouse Motel, a Motel owned by none onther than Jerry of Tom and Jerry fame.

Pearched on the top of a gargyole, plucking at a guitar, Danger Duck was singing a song!

"I've got two strong arms. Lessions of Babylon and time to carryon... OW!"

Danger said 'Ow' becuase someone had thrown a rock at his head! A mouse bouncer had done it!

"I told you not to sing here!" The rodent chided as Danger Dunk fell off the gargoyle.

Amanda used her new cat-like speed and grace to catch him. That's when she smelled him.

He smelled of whiskey!

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

C'est tres interessant! I like it! Keep it up

!

Rye · Angela is always right!

So what is Duck drunk? Haha. XD
Wow, I can picture that... very amusing.

techfan979 · MagykWire

You cant picture Duck drunk?? If any of the tics has the character to be an alcholic, its Duck.

Rye · Angela is always right!

I said I /can/ picture that. ;3

techfan979 · MagykWire

Rye wrote:

I said I /can/ picture that. ;3

Oooh, sorry.

Rye · Angela is always right!

No worries. ^ ^;

Mistress of Fear · Martian

[Steve plays GOOGLE Games]
"Thanksh for catching me," Danger Duck said.

Amanda gasped. "Danger Duck! You smell of whiskey..."

"No I donsh," Danger said. "Thash jush... I don know..." And he passed out on the pavement.

"Oh, poor Danger Duck," Amanda murmured. "I'll take care of you."

She dragged the unconscious duck into the Mouse Motel.

"Hey! Don't bring that lush in here!" Jerry said. "He doesn't have a room here!"

"Then I'll get a room," Amanda said. "How much is it?"

"In toon dollars?" Jerry said. "A thick wad of bills."

Amanda pulled out a thick wad of bills and gave them to Jerry.

"Thanks!" he said. "Here's the key to Room 33. And don't break anything! You break it you buy it."

"I'm not going to break anything! Can you help me carry Danger Duck up to my room?"

"Bellboy!" Jerry yelled and slammed his hand on the counter bell.

A sleepy Tom poked his head around the corner. "Huh?"

"Drag this duck up to Room 33!"

"Room 33? You gotta be kidding! That's the room where-"

"Shut up!" Jerry shouted. "This here is Amanda, a paying customer." And he waggled the thick wad of bills under Tom's nose.

"Wow! That's a thick wad!" Tom said. "Grab his arms, Amanda, and I'll grab his feet."

[Twiga] They carried Poor Danger Duck all the way to room 33.

When they got there they placed the unfortunate waterfowl on the bed.

Meanwhile in Toon Town, anouther train was arriving, This time it was a young man turned into a Toon Dalmatian

The 'Dog' looked at the letter he had received it read

"Dear Walt

After the show ended I joined the Army. Big Mistake. I made too many errors and now Mickey Mouse has been captured by the enemy! I need your help Walt after all you're the one who animated me.

Much Love

Ace Bunny."

Walt slipped on some sunglasses and headed for the Toon beareu.

techfan979 · MagykWire

w00t, this is getting abit abstract.

warped=interesting abstract=very interesting/too much weed.

-- Edited by techfan979 at 15:30, 2008-01-30

Mistress of Fear · Martian

[Steve plays GOOGLE Games]
There were long lines at the Toon Bureau. "Take a number," said the girl at the front desk and Walt pulled a ticket from the machine - number 576.

"What number are they serving now?" Walt asked.

"Number 3," the girl said.

Walt's hat flew off and he fell over backwards. Little puffs of dust flew up. No one in the waiting room seemed to notice. Walt picked himself up, dusted off his pants, and found a chair. He looked around at the strange crowd. It would take all day before his number was called. He might as well grab a bite to eat.

Meanwhile, Amanda was arranging the pillows under Danger Duck's head. He was snoring like a buzz saw. In fact, the air above his head was filled with "Z"s. "You'll be alright for awhile," Amanda said to the sleeping duck. "I think I'll go get something to eat."

At Charlie's Chili Con Carne the waitresses were busy slapping down bowls of chili in front of salivating customers. Most of the customers were old hippos and giraffes from extinct cartoons but there was a few of the younger crowd in their fashionable colors and tight-fitting power suits.

Amanda happened to be standing behind Walt in the line to be seated when his turn came up. The seater looked at both of them.

"Do you two mind sitting together?"

Walt raised eyebrows at Amanda and she shrugged and smiled. At the table Walt pulled out Amanda's chair for her. "Did you just arrive here today like I did?" he said.

[Twiga] "Yes." She said "I came here this morning."

"I came here becuase I received a letter asking for help." Walt said

"I came here becuase..." Amanda was cut off by the waiter delevering chili

"Here ya go." Said the waiter.

Meanwhile Danger Duck dreamed dreams about his fellow team members in danger and he could do nothing to save them!

Mistress of Fear · Martian

[Steve plays GOOGLE Games]
In Danger Duck's dream a giant robot named Loron had captured Ace Bunny and Lexi Bunny and hidden them in his secret volcano hideout. He was going to force them to breed and produce an army of super bunnies. He would have preferred to breed an army of giant robots but he was pretty sure if he attempted to breed with another giant robot, assuming he could even find one, the breeding would probably just be a lot of loud clanking noises with no visible results. An army of bunnies would be a lot quicker.

Danger Duck squirmed in his bed as he dreamed. Why was it always a giant robot in a secret volcano hideout? Oh well, he would have to save them. That was clear.

Meanwhile Walt and Amanda were getting to know each other a lot better. Walt was thinking: Hmmm, Amanda is cute. I can see her as a girlfriend. I wonder what she thinks about me?

[Twiga] Amanda was thinking about what she was seeing outside the window, Which was a TV advertisment for a new, Soap Opera, "Look!" She said "There's Slam!"

Sure enough Slam was on TV! The Big Tasmainian Devel was clutching a Pig-girl in a flowy dress, the Anouncer was saying "Don't miss 'As the Toon Turns' Staring Slam Tasmainen!"

"Well at least Slam's ok." Walt muttered

Danger Duck meanwhile had woken up from his dream. He sat up and wiped the sweat from his brow, and then lay back down and said "Ace, Lexi, All yous guys... Where are you?"

techfan979 · MagykWire

Less abstract, just as interesting. Slam in a soap opera... I cant wait.

Mistress of Fear · Martian

[Steve plays GOOGLE Games]
Oddly enough, at that moment Ace and Lexi were trapped in the secret volcano hideout of a giant robot named Loron. Yes, kiddies, sometimes dreams come true.

Ace and Lexi had their arms stretched over their heads and their hands tied to iron spikes in the stone wall of a place Loron called his Rumpus Room. Loron's eyes glowed red. "You will make me lots of bunnies!" After three days of being caged together, Ace and Lexi had made no attempt to breed.

Ace sneered. "Naaaaa! We ain't gonna breed for ya, ya big dumb junkyard. If you didn't have steel wool for brains you'd know we never would."

"But whyyyyyyy?" Loron said. His plans for world domination were getting nowhere fast. "I thought rabbits bred like... rabbits. You know? Fast and abundantly! What's the problem? Do you need some Viagra?"

Lexi kicked her legs. "You stupid robot! Nobody wants to give their children to an evil robot so he can rule the world! What comic book have you been reading?"

"My comic book," Loron said. "Loron and Friends. But the lead story is always about me."

"You have friends?" Ace said. "Name one."

[Twiga] Loron sighed "There is Zorc the Dragon Demon, he currently hes small pox at the moment."

"Yeah right." Ace sneered

"And there is Vinnie the mutant Triceratops." He lives right next door.

The doorbell rang

"Oh! That must be him now."

But insted of a Triceratops there was instead the other neighbor Taco-Man

"Can you please keep it down?" Said the talking Taco "Some of us are trying to sleep!"

techfan979 · MagykWire

''Do you need some Viagra?"

OMFG, you almost killed me!!!

Mistress of Fear · Martian

Thank Steve. He's the one who wrote that

techfan979 · MagykWire

I will!

Siamese712 · I blamed it on the dog...

This is good!

Mistress of Fear · Martian

[Steve plays GOOGLE Games]
Loron's eyes flashed red. "You stupid Tick Tock! I told you not to bother me when I'm in my Rumpus Room!"

Taco-Man glared back. "And I told you to stop calling me Tick Tock! I don't like it. I'm not a clock! I'm a taco! How are you going to dominate the world if you're so dumb?"

Loron rolled back a foot. "You know about that?"

"What? Your insane desire for world domination? Of course I know. Everybody in the neighborhood knows."

"That's not good," Loron mused. The little lights that indicated his brain was active twinkled for a moment, then glowed blue. "I must build a space ship and move my secret hideout to the dark side of the moon."

"Hey, Dumbo," Taco Man said. "If you tell me about it, then it's not a secret."

"Don't tell anyone else and I promise I'll keep down the noise here."

"That's a deal," Taco Man said and walked away shaking his head and muttering, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."

Loron rolled back into his Rumpus Room. "I might have to let you two go. Change of plans."

"Whatsa matter?" Ace said. "Bit off more than you can chew? World domination a little more than you can handle?"

"Don't mock him, Ace," Lexi whispered. "You'll just make him go insane and destroy the earth."

Loron's eyes grew intensely red. "Don't worry, rabbit! I WILL conquer the world! I don't need no stinkin' bunnies! I'll breed a race of Moon Men! They will be hideous! Earthmen will scream in horror when the Moon Men invade! Cities will burn! People will-"

"Hey!" Ace said. "I get the picture. I'm looking forward to seeing it on the big screen. So how about letting us loose, huh?"

At that moment Danger Duck came crashing through the wall driving a bulldozer. "Here I am to save you!" he shouted.

Loron screeched, "My Rumpus Room!"

Danger Duck leaped from the bulldozer and cut Ace and Lexi loose with a big bolt cutter. "Jump on the dozer and we'll escape!"

With whoops and cheers the three loonatics rode the bulldozer to freedom.

As the sound of the dozer faded away, Loron was sitting on the floor with his head in his hands, sobbing quietly. "My Rumpus Room! He ruined it!"

After a few moments Loron grew quiet. Slowly he raised his face to the sky. His eyes glowed a dull malicious red. His voice was like something from a grave. "I will be back..."

[Twiga] Amanda came back into the room when she noticed Danger Duck was gone!

"Where on Earth did he go?" She asked Tom came in

"Danger Duck wanted me to thank you for him, he says he's feeling much better now and he had to run off to do an important errend."

"Oh, oh I see." Amanda murmured "Now I just need to now where the other Loonatics are."

Someone had overheard her.

"I say," Said a scolory carrot-topped man. "I do know where the Roadrunner is. Rev is usauly at the corner of Eastman and Laird where he sells his wares."

"He's a vendor?" Amanda asked

"In a sense..." The man said tactfully

In truth Rev was a male prostitute!

He worked at Bigalo's Gigilos under the promise that he would only receive female cliants, it was true but what also true was that the Sppedy Roadrunner was becoming sick and losing his strengh and speed!

Rye · Angela is always right!

Poor Rev. D:

...Continue! Hehe. xD

techfan979 · MagykWire

Rev, prostitute, getting sick? Please not be HIV.

Mistress of Fear · Martian

New pages! Get ready Scarecrow fans Jonathan Crane makes a cameo appearance!

[Steve plays GOOGLE Games]
That's why Rev was sitting in the waiting room of Doctor Feelgood. Every now and then he glanced at the hot receptionist and said, "Beep! Beep!"

Finally a nurse walked out and said, "Will you come with me please, Mister Runner?"

"Just call me Rev!" And he was in the Doctor's office before the nurse.

Doctor Feelgood was a walrus with a stethoscope around his neck. "So you think that you are sick, eh? Take a deep breath."

Rev started wheezing and coughing. "Your breath seems okay," said the Doctor. "How's your digestion?"

"I throw up every day," said Rev.

"No problems there," said the Doctor. "How about your love life?"

"It's awful, Doc," said Rev. "I've lost my strength and speed and making love is my business now. I can't afford to be sick."

"Perfectly normal. I don't think you have anything to-"

"Doc!" Rev said. "Have you even been listening to me?! I'm sick, man! I need help!"

[Twiga] Just than, a fellow prostitute Billy the Potbellied Pig (But his Man-whore name was Urchin, all the Call-boys had working names Rev's was Gavrouge) Came in

"That's Dr. Feelgood for ya." Billy said "Big Bigalo pays him to look the other way. If I had to guess I'd say you got a real bad virus."

"Not HIV..." Wimpered Rev

"Who knows?" Billy responded "Come with me to my shack. I've got an herbal elixer that makes almost any pain go away."

Meanwhile Amanda, Walt and the Red-haired gentlemen were on their way to Bigalo's Gigilos to 'purchese' Rev (Really to get him out of that horrible place.)

"I can't thank you enough for helping us!" Amanda purred "But who are you?"

The man looked shocked!

"Really? You don't regonyze me?" He said "Has been so long?"

"Should I know who you are?" The Cheshire Cat asked puzzled

"Perhaps this will jog your memory." The man said putting on a sackcloth mask, he cleared his throat and said...

"I am the master of fear! The lord of despair! Cower before me and witness terror!"

Amanda gasped than chuckled

"Oh! It's you Prof. Crane! Sorry I didn't regonyze you, it's just... well you were being so nice it's hard to beleve you were a villain."

Prof. Crane sighed "Yes you are one of the many people who tend to forget that cartoon villains go straight after the show ends but I can't blame you I was real sadist when I was on the show."

They began to near Bigalo's as they neared they noticed two working boys, a pudgy Dragon, and an overweght Skunk talking

"Oh geez I am so tired!." The Dragon moaned.

"You know..." The Skunk said "I'm considering going Gay-for-pay so I could get some sleep! Just lie on my belly and let the customor to all the work!"

"Exuse me." Walt said "Do either of you know a Roadrunner named Rev?"

"Oh. You must mean Gavrouge." The Skunk said "He went to Billy the Pig"s place to take one his herbal remidies."

"Thank you." Walt and Amanda said as they raced off

"Hey!" The dragon called "Our names out Tit and Tat if ever you need us!"

"Think they heard?" Asked Tat the Skunk

"You two should really go home and reconsider your lives." Prof. Jonathan Crane as we walked back to his arpentment

techfan979 · MagykWire

Still crossing fingers its not HIV. But, that could be curable in the toon-world...

Rye · Angela is always right!

Hehe. This story is just getting more and more interesting. X3

Mistress of Fear · Martian

Steve plays GOOGLE Games]
Billy the Pig rummaged in his pantry and came out with a jug of his herbal elixir. "One cup of this and you'll be happy as sunshine."

"I hope so," Rev said. "I need my speed back. What's a roadrunner with no speed?"

"A turkey? A duck? A dodo? A buzzard? A- Tell me when I'm getting close."

"He's a sad roadrunner, that's what he is." Rev downed the cup of elixir. He stood still for a moment, licking his beak. "Tastes like blackberries."

Billy shrugged. "Yeah, I don't know why. There's no blackberries in it."

Rev vibrated a moment then stretched out his arms. "Heyyyy! I DO feel better! It's like a little engine in my belly! ...I think I can! I think I can! I think I can!"

Billy smiled. "I thought you'd like it. Here, take this jug with you. The effect lasts for days. Then just drink another cup of it. Good luck."

"Thank you so much. I owe you a tremendous favor now. Anything you need me for, just ask."

"I might do that," Billy said with a sly smile.

[Twiga] Faster than the speed of light Rev ran back to Bigalo's Gigilos on the way there he knocked over Walt and Amanda!

"That was Rev alright!" Walt said scratching his Dalmatian ear

"What are we going to do know?" Amanda asked

"Order him by phone." Walt said

Rev had gotten back to Bigalo's where Tit the Dragon and Tat the Skunk were talking about there worst lovers

"What was your worst one?" Tat asked

Well..." Mused Rev thinking back

(Flashback)

Rev was in bed with a Sheep woman.

"Baa.. You're stoping already?" The ewe wipered

"Good Gravey Ella!" Rev moaned "An hour of foreplay?! I need a break!"

"But I didn't know you could do that with wool Baa... :I liked it!"

"Yeah! Don't I know it!" Rev mattered "My wrist hurts from doing it so much, my tounge too!"

(End Flashback)

"Who knew Sheep would be such tireless lovers?" Rev pondered

Meanwhile Bigalo himself had received a phone call from some "Amanda" Claiming she wanted Rev Runner for the whole night She promised a huge sum of money...

Rye · Angela is always right!

"Who knew Sheep would be such tireless lovers?" Rev pondered.

Hehe. I don't know why that amuses me so much. XD
Anyways... another awesome chapter thingy! ^ ^;

techfan979 · MagykWire

I second that. This fan-fiction inspires me to become a male prostitute.

Mistress of Fear · Martian

Are you serious or are you pulling my leg?

techfan979 · MagykWire

Pulling your leg I think. My weed box is empty again... so I probably was.

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

My goodness! Rev!? A male prostitute! This story is getting better and better!

techfan979 · MagykWire

Did you get that little voice in your head going ''FIND OUT HIS NUMBER!!!'' too akira?

Mistress of Fear · Martian

[Steve plays GOOGLE Games]
"Hey, Rev!" Bigalo said. "You have an admirer. Huge some of money. Her name's Amanda."

"Yay, Amanda!" Rev said. "Just so she isn't as kinky as that Florida millionairess you set me up with. Remember her?"

"Taloola Whip? Sure,I remember Taloola. How could I forget? You're still complaining about her. Amanda sounds okay. You got your strength back now?"

"I'm back and ready for action!" Rev said.

"Ask Amanda if she likes skunks," Tat said. "I been having a slow time lately."

[Twiga] Rev made his way on his way he came to think of just how he came to this prostituttion buisness.

After the show ended he had become fired from most other jobs becuase he had become notorously polittical, it all started when....

"Well nevermind that know." Rev said to himself "I think I see her now."

There stood a richly furred pink and purple Cheshire Cat, clutched in her paw a red rose

"Hello Madam." Rev said "Thank you for choosing Bigalo's gigilos where we put the youngest men in your bed.."

Rev was cut off when the Cat licked his cheek with her rough little tounge

"I don't want to use you." She said "I want to save you. Do you remember me Rev? I was your biggest fan, You gave me your autograph."

Rev gasped

"Amanda you're all grown up now!"

techfan979 · MagykWire

Another interesting chapter. Rev being political? Lol.

*Rev gets thrown out of a restraurant*
Restraurant owner: And stay out you commie!!!
Rev: Lousy bourgeois!!!

I wonder what he stood for, I dont see a young guy like Rev being part of the christian right... If that even exsists in toon town.

-- Edited by techfan979 at 12:46, 2008-02-05

Rye · Angela is always right!

I agree with Techfan.
Keep 'em coming! ^__^;

Mistress of Fear · Martian

He most likly stood for the rights of minority toons

techfan979 · MagykWire

Yeah, I guess, but thats what communists do too.

Mistress of Fear · Martian

[Twiga] "How in the world did you become a prostitute?" Amanda asked as they walked cuasuly down the redlight disctrict

"When the show was over the team split up." Rev began

"Tech went off to do 'reserch' but what kind of reaserh he never told me. My younger brother Rip went to some out-of-state university and he haven't spoken since..."

Rev puased

"I became interested in minority toon rights, Do you know what kind of toons are minorities?"

"No" Amanda responded

"Minor characters." Rev replied "Anyway I was kicked out of many a job for my beleifs."

"And you became prostitute becuase no other job would accept you?" I asked

-- Edited by Mistress of Fear at 14:42, 2008-02-06

techfan979 · MagykWire

That was exceedingly short, but revealing.

Rye · Angela is always right!

Short but sweet. ^ ^;
Poor Rev. D:
Hope to see more soon! =3

techfan979 · MagykWire

Well I guess if you dont constantly get ordered by exceedinly unattractive women, and dont get any STDs. It couldnt be THAT BAD being a male prostitute.

Rye · Angela is always right!

Unfortunately the chances of that seem slim. X3

techfan979 · MagykWire

Well, if your boss (I wonder what kind of ''interesting'' people must run male brothels) lets you use protection, and you live in a town with a low population of men, and high population of young women, your probably in luck.

Mistress of Fear · Martian

[Steve plays GOOGLE Games]
"That's right," Rev said, "but don't feel sorry for me. I love my work."

Amanda playfully slapped him. "You should be ashamed of yourself. A fast guy like you could get a job as a courier or a pizza delivery man."

"Maybe," Rev said, "but it wouldn't pay as much."

"Do you make much money? I'd think you'd be so fast at lovemaking that you'd leave your customers unsatisfied."

Rev playfully slapped Amanda. "Now YOU stop!" He laughed. "You can be fast and still make it last."

Amanda laughed with him. "Is that your motto?"

"My motto is: Nothing could be funner than a hug from Rev Roadrunner. Except I use another word instead of hug."

Amanda punched him in the side, but playfully.

[Twiga] "I can't have any sex with you." Amanda said "I made a vow to myself to never have sex."

"What really?!" Rev gasped

"What I came to do was reunite the Loonatics!" Amanda said "I found Danger Duck and I know where Slam is."

techfan979 · MagykWire

I lolled HARD at Rev's motto there. I get why she wouldnt have with Rev, thats quite obvious, but I dont get why shes celibate. Celibacy is boring.

Dragon Wing · Gone

Now here's a fan fiction you don't see any day. I am pretty much hooked (and it is hard to make me hooked). Keep on going!

Mistress of Fear · Martian

Some people just choose not to have sex. Sometimes it just don't appeal to them

Some people also have phobias about which they would rather not discuss