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I jumped your mom because that woman stole my taco XD
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Hella, kittahs, I has returned cause I finally got my friggin' life back in order... I decided to start back on a happy note, and a spam tree. XD This is the rest of that tree:


pick the month u were born
1 (Jan) - I robbed
2 (Feb) - I needed
3 (Mar) - I ran naked with
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I jumped
6 (June)- I smoked with
7 (July) - I banged
8 (Aug) - I ran shirtless with
9 (Sept) - I shot
10 (Oct) - I stabbed
11 (Nov) -I slapped
12 (Dec) -I cuddled with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the trojan man
02 - a homeless guy
03 -a homo
04 - brittany spears
05 - a dog
06 - jezzy the snowman
07 - Paris Hilton
08 - my lover
09 - a toothbrush
10 - a glass of milk
11 - my boyfriend
12 - a teletubby
13 - the cookie monster
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bum
18 - a whore
19 - the kool-aid man
20 - a stripper
21 - a porn star
22 - Barney the dinosaur
23 - a condom
24 - an Easter egg
25 - a hottie
26 - my ex girlfriend
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a female friend...
29 - your mom
30 - a bowl of cereal
31 - a rock star

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because that bitch stole my taco
Black - because I love marijuana
Pink - because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
brown- because I still love him
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because I'm sexy like that
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
blue - because im the sexiest bitch alive
Tye dye- because Im scuba diver
none- because i have a killer six pack

YOU ONLY HAVE 3 MINUTES AND 69 SECONDS TO REPOST THIS AS WHATEVER YOUR RESULTS WERE OR YOU WILL HAVE BAD RELATIONS OR NO RELATIONS AND THAT WOULDN'T MAKE LIFE VERY FUN! SO GO AHEAD AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH

Anyways, it's fraggin' cold in this room. What took me so long?
1)Well, it took me forever to get myself situated and ready for college (I haven't started, but I'm getting the finishing touches done)
2)My sis and her 3 kids moved back in, and ran ME out of MY own house. My grandma's didn't  have a comp (until now).
3)I fergot the name of the site. ^_^;
4)I fergot my password even after I remembered. ^_^;

Here I are, kittahz! XD



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Herr A: We didn't put a Christmas tree up, nothin'. We went to the beach. It was wonderful. BUT... I got in water up to my... crotch area, and when that wave hit ALLLLLLLL my business went running towards my intestinal tract...
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Hey!!!! Your back! You dont know me, but I have the feeling we have some things in common.

my result was: I ran naked with a drunk, because I have AMAZING boobs.

I dont really have boobs... but whatever.

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I ran naked with Brittany Spears because I'm good in bed.
And yay! Youz back!

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You know, you should greet everyone in the wormhole.

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dOMITUPSYK


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Ich habe deine Posts ge-read, und wir haben die Deutsche skillz! Although, I haven't used mine in forever. I'll give it a try though:

Ich gespringt deine Mutti weil sie hat meine Taco gestolt. I think that's right...

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Herr A: We didn't put a Christmas tree up, nothin'. We went to the beach. It was wonderful. BUT... I got in water up to my... crotch area, and when that wave hit ALLLLLLLL my business went running towards my intestinal tract...
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Meine Mutti??? NEIN!!!

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Ja! Dass schlampe gestolt meine Taco! Und Ich gewille es drueck! (Yeah, that's probably NOT the way to say that, but oh well. That's why they have college.)

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Herr A: We didn't put a Christmas tree up, nothin'. We went to the beach. It was wonderful. BUT... I got in water up to my... crotch area, and when that wave hit ALLLLLLLL my business went running towards my intestinal tract...
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Ja! Dass schlampe gestolt meine Taco! Und Ich gewille es drueck! (Yeah, that's probably NOT the way to say that, but oh well. That's why they have college.)

Edit: O_o It posted twice...

-- Edited by dOMITUPSYK at 20:03, 2008-02-27

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Herr A: We didn't put a Christmas tree up, nothin'. We went to the beach. It was wonderful. BUT... I got in water up to my... crotch area, and when that wave hit ALLLLLLLL my business went running towards my intestinal tract...
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Its looks correct, but I have a confession, I cant speak or read german fluidely. seine so Schande voll

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*gasp* We do the best we can. XD

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mine was....

I smoked with a hottie because that bitch stole my taco

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lol this is indeed entertaining.

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I slapped my lover because I love marijuana.

Hey I didn't know these things were supposed to be TRUE! Whoa!

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She stole your taco, so you smoked with her? HAH! XD

I wonder... Josh's (My BBFF) would be "I ran shirtless with a homeless guy because I love marijuana". XD He'd be appaled. Samantha's (My other BBFF) would be "I stabbed a bum because I have double D's" (I put "other" because she never really specified what her fav color was. Mine is black, but my shirt is white.)

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I smoked with Paris Hilton because I love to snort cocaine

I laughed at this XD

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You smoked because you love to snort cocaine? XD Priceless.

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Herr A: We didn't put a Christmas tree up, nothin'. We went to the beach. It was wonderful. BUT... I got in water up to my... crotch area, and when that wave hit ALLLLLLLL my business went running towards my intestinal tract...
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I'm gonna try some of my family members.

lol, I cuddled with a stripper because I love to snort cocaine... yep sounds just like my pap.

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Yajaira (my sister): I killed an Easter Egg because that bitch stole my taco (if she's at work, then it's "because i have double d's")

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Herr A: We didn't put a Christmas tree up, nothin'. We went to the beach. It was wonderful. BUT... I got in water up to my... crotch area, and when that wave hit ALLLLLLLL my business went running towards my intestinal tract...
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My Mom's: I shot a porn star because that bitch stole my taco

Grandpa's (He lives with me): I ran shirtless with a glass of milk because I'm sexy like that.

All I can say is: WTF? XD

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I banged your mum because that ***** stole my taco.
Sorry, I hate to swear :( or is it :)?

Hey, I just realised, THAT MAKES SENCE! It's rude, But IT MAKES SENCE

-- Edited by Frada The Ferret at 02:14, 2008-02-29

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My mom: I slapped a teletubby because I have amazing boobs.

LoL

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Me: I ran shirtless with a teletubby because I'm sexy like that.
My Sis: I smoked with a bag of weed because I still love him.
My Mom: I ran shirtless with a condom because I'm good in bed.

*Falls off chair*
XD



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I stabbed a bag of weed because I love marijuana. 0_0 !

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I killed an easter egg because I have a killer six pack.

.......

>_>


*rofl*

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I cuddled with a whore because im the sexiest bitch alive.

*spits out water* MY EYES!!! 

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Abby: What if your mind wandered off in a daydream and you forgot to eat or drink for days?

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Abby: Caused by boredom.
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Just want to note that this has to be one of the greatest topic titles I have ever seen.

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Sure is.

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Abby: Do you think it's possible to die from boredom?

Chen: I don't think so.

Abby: What if your mind wandered off in a daydream and you forgot to eat or drink for days?

Chen: Then you'd die of starvation and dehydration.

Abby: Caused by boredom.
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I triple that!

''I cuddled with a whore because im the sexiest bitch alive.''

Yeah, that is so you colors.


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HELL NO!!! crash.gif

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Abby: Do you think it's possible to die from boredom?

Chen: I don't think so.

Abby: What if your mind wandered off in a daydream and you forgot to eat or drink for days?

Chen: Then you'd die of starvation and dehydration.

Abby: Caused by boredom.
techfan979


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I was just joking.

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Not again!

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Abby: Do you think it's possible to die from boredom?

Chen: I don't think so.

Abby: What if your mind wandered off in a daydream and you forgot to eat or drink for days?

Chen: Then you'd die of starvation and dehydration.

Abby: Caused by boredom.
techfan979


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What? We joke alot on this site.

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I agree colors, I don't think we're used to the prince of darkness telling jokes...

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No... I'm the king of darkness... prince of darkness sounds too queer.

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Lets see mine is

I banged a teletubby because I have a noodle in my nose

thats messed up!


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hehe

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Abby: Do you think it's possible to die from boredom?

Chen: I don't think so.

Abby: What if your mind wandered off in a daydream and you forgot to eat or drink for days?

Chen: Then you'd die of starvation and dehydration.

Abby: Caused by boredom.
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Now mine is "I jumped your mom because I'm good in bed". XD

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Herr A: We didn't put a Christmas tree up, nothin'. We went to the beach. It was wonderful. BUT... I got in water up to my... crotch area, and when that wave hit ALLLLLLLL my business went running towards my intestinal tract...
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Changed shirt,

I ran naked with a drunk because I love marijuana

I find mine is actuelly boring compared to alot of the others...

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Okay, new one pour moi.
I ran naked with brittany spears because I love marijuana and because that bitch stole my taco.
...
BTW, Happy Birthday Friday, king of darkness.



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I changed my shirt as well.

I stabbed a bag of weed because I'm gay.

giggle.gif Hee hee!

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Thanks for taking notice Z_S.

I just changed my shirt for the hell of this game.

I ran naked with a drunk because that bitch stole my taco.



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To day:
I banged a teletubby because I have AMAZING boobs

It's still messed up!!

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Ace: My heart is yours. Now and forever
Lexi: As my heart belongs to you. 

*LOVE*

Ace: I'm more of the flying by the seat of my pants guy
Lexi:There something I'd like to do to the seat of your pants
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XD If I do all the colors on my shirt, then it becomes

Because that bitch stole my taco, because I'm good in bed, and because I'm gay. XD

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lolzor

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I wanna give it a go!
Okay mine is...................
I stabbed your mom because im gay
weirdface.gif Cool! biggrin.gif

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I slapped my lover because I'm a scuba diver.

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Mine now is......

I cuddled with a whore because that bitch stole my taco!

Thats just messed up. 
 

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Abby: Do you think it's possible to die from boredom?

Chen: I don't think so.

Abby: What if your mind wandered off in a daydream and you forgot to eat or drink for days?

Chen: Then you'd die of starvation and dehydration.

Abby: Caused by boredom.
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