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Serenity’s Play # 1
ME (Serenity): Okay, I’ve talked to the Warner Brothers studio and they have given me permission to use you guys in my own personal shows and plays. So what do you think of that?biggrin
Loonatics: *gulps*dead.gif
Me: Aw, come on! It’ll be fun! I promise! Now for the first play we’re starting with something easy…biggrin
Duck: Like what, Little Red Riding Hood?evileye
Me: You read my mind, Duck! w00t.gifclap.gifLoonatics glare at Duck.furious
Me: Okay… I’ve already got the cast and script done. Here are the characters… Red’s mom will be played by Lexi…
Lexi: Okay…yawn
Me: Red will be played by Duck…
Duck: WHAT!!!!angered.gif
Me: Granny will be Ace…
Ace: ………weirdface
Me: The lumberjack will be Rev…
Rev: I-can-deal-with-that.hmm
Me: Slam is the narrator…
Slam: Huh?hmm
Me: And the part of the wolf goes to Tech!smile
Tech: Hold on! This is because I’m a coyote isn’t it?! You think a blood thirsty wild dog like me would be the sort to waltz up to a little girl and her grandma and eat them up huh?! Is that where you’re going with this!!!!!?rage.gif
Me: Great job!!! That was perfect!! Now if you act like that in this play we’re sure to be a hit!biggrin
Tech:jawdrop.gif
Me: Here’s your scripts! You have an hour to memorize them and get into your costumes! Good Luck!!!biggrin

Me an hour later: ……and….ACTION!
Curtain comes up. Lexi is in an apron and Duck is wearing a blue frilly dress and a red hooded cape. Lexi’s trying not to laugh. Slam is pretending to read the book in front of him and starts narrating…Slam: Grubarabreegru drabagara….
Lexi: Now Du—I mean Dear, bring these goodies to G-g-granny at the other end of the woods. He—I mean she isn’t feeling well. Lexi’s trying to force back a grin.
Duck huffs and says half heartedly…bored.gif
Duck: Yes mother dearest. I will bring these goodies to Granny.
Lexi is ready to explode: And remember to not talk to strangers and stay away from the coyo---wolf! Stay away from the big bad wolf! Duck: Yes mother dearest. I will do as you ask. I loathe—love you. Good bye.bored.gif
End of scene and you can hear Lexi busting up behind the set.rofl.gif

Next scene Duck is in a forest on a trail with a basket, skipping along and despising every second of it…furious
Slam: Rugarugrab dababgudab greedagrub

Duck: Do I half to?blankstare
Slam: Res…
Duck sighs: Lalalalalalalala…furious
You can hear Lexi and Rev laughing behind stage as Tech jumps out from behind a cardboard bush. He is dressed in a fury brown costume. Tech rolls his eyes as he say his lines.
Tech: Hello Little Red. What do you have in that basket there?Duck: Roadrunner…evileye
A red hand comes out of the curtain and whacks Duck over the head. Tech does the same…furious
Duck: I mean cookies!
Tech: Where are you taking those yummy cookies?evileye
Duck: To my Granny’s (behind his hand)whisper.gif if you want to eat him go right ahead…evileye
Me:furious
Duck: I mean… She lives just down this road at the other side of the woods. I have to go see him now. By bye…biggrin
Duck skips along down the path. Tech rubs his hands evilly as he turns to the audience.devilish.gif
Tech: I will get there before Red and eat her Granny and then her! Mwahahaha!devilish.gif

Next scene Tech is at Granny’s house. Slam makes a few narrative gurgles. Tech knocks on the door. An annoyed voice sounds from inside. Lexi is still laughing…rofl.gif
Ace: Who is it…?blankstare

Tech makes a girly voice and Rev cracks up as well.rofl.gif

Tech: It’s me. Little Red.biggrin
Ace: Please come in…hmm
Tech enters cottage. Ace is in a bed with a pink bonnet and nightgown. Hs face is laying on his hand in an extremely impatient figure.
Ace: Oh. Wait. You do not look like my Red…hmm
Lexi and Rev crack up…rofl.gifrofl.gif
Tech: I will eat you up with big pointy teeth!rage.gif
Ace: Oh. Please. No.blankstare

Next scene Duck is at the door. Slam narrates. Duck knocks. Tech sounds from inside with an irritated tone.
Tech: Who is it?furious
Duck is equally as irritated: It’s your darling… do I have to say this line, Serenity?blankstare
Me: Yes…biggrin
Duck sighs: Your darling baby bugging bugga boo…bleh

Tech is heard trying not to snicker but does it anyways.

Tech: Come in! Darling baby bugging bugga boobiggrin
Duck walks in and we see Tech in a bonnet with his face half covered by a sheet.
Duck shakes his head. “You're laughing at me when you’re wearing a bonnet…
Tech growls: You’re wearing a dress so keep doing your freakin’ lines…evileye
Duck: Oh my. What big eyes you have…bored.gif
Tech jumps up: I’m not doing this! I’m just gonna cut to the part where I eat them to save the audience pain…
Tech chases a screaming Duck off set.

Next scene. Slam narrates with some UN pronounceable gurgles and Rev enters holding an axe and wearing a yodeling costume.
Me: CUT! rage.gif Rev, you’re supposed to be dressed as a lumberjack, not a yodeler.
Rev: I-know- Serenity-but-the-lumberjack-costume-was-big-enough-to-fit-slam-and-this-was-the-only-costume-skinny-enough-for-me-that-wouldn’t-make-me-look-ridiculous.
Duck from offset: And that costume doesn’t make you look ridiculous?
Rev crosses his arms: Compared-to-you,-no…evileye
Me: Okay, whatever… just keep going…
Rev barges into the cottage and points at Tech, who is still chasing Duck around in circles.
Rev: How-dare-you-come-in-here-and-terrorize-this-little-duck-and-his-Granny!-I-shall-see-to-it-you-are-taken-care-of-you-barberic-dog!
Tech turned swiftly around, hurt.
Tech: B-but… Rev… I thought me being a coyote didn’t matter to you…I thought we were best buds…lonely.gif

Rev moves over to Tech and talks to him behind his hand. whisper.gif

Rev: Uh… Tech. We-are-best-buds-but-we’re-kinda-sorta-acting-here.weirdface
Tech: Oh…right…sorry… Uh…stick to the script?blankstare
Rev: Yeah-that-would-be-a-good-idea…biggrin
Rev starts chasing Tech with his axe until finally they run off set.Curtain closes. Lexi is still laughing…rofl.gif

Me: Bravo! Bravo! Encore! The audience wants an encore!clap.gif
Loonatics: Encore?!!!!!eyepopping.gif
The Loonatics are still in their costumes as they come out from behind the curtain. Their eyes are glowing.furious
Me: *gulp*sprint.gif
Loonatics chase me out of the theatre with giant mallets…
The End!biggrin

-- Edited by lovegreenanred at 18:23, 2008-03-06

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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!
Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat?
Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8

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Need to organise a little, but them all dressed up as little girls and grannies is just to funny of an idea!!

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Thanks! And yes I do need to organize it... when I figure out how.
I'm making another one so if there are any requests for a classic folktale I'll keep them in mind.^_^

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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!
Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat?
Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8

 I support the ants. =3



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Okay! It's fixed! Party ova here! Wooh Wooh! Party ova there! Wooh Wooh!party.gif

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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!
Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat?
Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8

 I support the ants. =3



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Loonatics + Red Riding Hood = LOL!!!

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Abby: What if your mind wandered off in a daydream and you forgot to eat or drink for days?

Chen: Then you'd die of starvation and dehydration.

Abby: Caused by boredom.


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''Your darling baby bugging bugga boo''

NAHAHAHAHHA!!! DAS MACHT SEHR SPASS!!!

Meine gütte, das was gut!

You didnt really call WB studios did you?

-- Edited by techfan979 at 16:30, 2008-03-07

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Hells No! I freeze on the phone when I go to order pizza!hmm + I don't even know WB's phone nuber. If you have it could you hand it over so I can give them a peice of my mind for tacking the show off...devilish.gif 

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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!
Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat?
Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8

 I support the ants. =3



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Its not officially canceled, there are rumors its coming back.

And no, I dont have their number.

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I know that. It still pisses me off they're not airing it for a while. I had to go out and buy the two seasons on DVD. Do you know how hard it is to get a hold of those when you can't order it? Took me months man!angered.gif
Rev: Serenity-calm-down...weirdface
Me:Only if you give me a huuuug...biggrin
Rev:Uh...
*Me whomps Rev*
Rev:GETEROFFME!!!

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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!
Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat?
Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8

 I support the ants. =3



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I wish I had the phone number.

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Abby: Do you think it's possible to die from boredom?

Chen: I don't think so.

Abby: What if your mind wandered off in a daydream and you forgot to eat or drink for days?

Chen: Then you'd die of starvation and dehydration.

Abby: Caused by boredom.


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We could try calling Information for the numberidea...anyways, anyone have any sugestions for another play? Anyone? Please... ^.^ 

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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!
Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat?
Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8

 I support the ants. =3



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Phantom of the opera?

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.........never seen that. Not planning to either. To mushybleh.gif... I'm thinking somewhere along the line of folklores like Little Red Riding Hood.

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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!
Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat?
Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8

 I support the ants. =3



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Jack and the bean stalk?

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OHMYGOSH! Perfect! Thanksoooooo Techfan! ^_^ It will most likely be done by the end of the weekend.
*runs in a cloud of dust to my room to write*


-- Edited by lovegreenanred at 14:01, 2008-03-08

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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!
Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat?
Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8

 I support the ants. =3



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Your welcome?

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Nix that. I finished the second play but it probably wont be posted until tuesday. For some reason the thumb drive I put it on isn't letting me open the file. But yeah, Jack and the Beanstalk everybody... ^_^

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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!
Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat?
Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8

 I support the ants. =3



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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! to funny!!!!!!!!!

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Riley, thats why the word lmao was invented...

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Thanks Riley! Do you have any requests for a folklore?

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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!
Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat?
Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8

 I support the ants. =3



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techfan979 wrote:

Riley, thats why the word lmao was invented...




 oppsdoh i did it again!



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lovegreenanred wrote:

Thanks Riley! Do you have any requests for a folklore?



whats a folklore (i didnt learn that yet!!!!!blankstarecry)

 



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You know, a fairytale. Little red riding hood, jack in the beanstalk... something like that.

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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!
Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat?
Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8

 I support the ants. =3



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biggrinohh adventure iland because i think the loonatics would fit perfectly in that tale i bet lexi would make a good ameliasmile adventure iland is a very rare story my great great great grandma caryol wrote


-- Edited by rileybunny at 20:36, 2008-03-11

-- Edited by rileybunny at 20:43, 2008-03-11

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Sorry, I don't think I kinow that one. I would definatly consider it if I did. Try to pick something simpler, like a grim-brothers story.

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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!
Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat?
Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8

 I support the ants. =3



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hmmmm how about...idea cindrella!!

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Cinderella is perfect!!!

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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!
Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat?
Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8

 I support the ants. =3



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i knowaww

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LMAO!!! If I was there I'd be laughing with Lexi! rofl.gif


Me: ahh haa Duck in a dress! *points and laughs*

Duck: Your despicable blankstare



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And its not the last time either.evileye

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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!
Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat?
Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8

 I support the ants. =3



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DFLSH!
That was hilarious!
Kiki:evileyeDuck was a chick, hehe.
Duck: Hey!
Techie: That was funny!
Cidney: D.D.D and Samuri Dad were chicks! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah...
Loonatics, Techie, Kiki, me: weirdface.gif
Cidney: rofl.giflaughing.giflmao.gif okay, i'm good. *freezes* what does DFLSH mean?
Me: dead from laughing so hard.
Others: ohhh, we get it. nod.gif



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Thank you! This one is just minor humor compared to the other. ^^

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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!
Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat?
Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8

 I support the ants. =3



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Welcome!

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