Me: Okay, this new one is going to be Jack and the Beanstalk!
Duck: There aren’t enough characters, so ha!
Me: Oh I’ll find a way to work it out…
I take out the scripts.
Me: Here we go… Duck will be Jack… Ace is Jack’s partner… Slam will be the giant…Lexi will be the harp… Tech is the farmer… and Rev is the Golden Goose…
Rev: I’m-the-what-now?!
Me: Okay people! We’re on in an hour! Let’s go go go go!!!!!
Duck: What are you going to do if we don’t?
Me: I have my ways. James, please bring me the cage…
My butler brings out a cage with a red curtain over it. Taking it off the Loonatics see a million screaming fans inside.
Me: Do as I say or face them…
Loonatics run around like mad trying to get ready.
Me: Lights! And……..ACTION!
Curtains come up to show Ace and Duck in a small house. They’re both wherein Peter Pan type clothes. Feathered hat, tights, ect…
Duck looks at me: You’re disthpicible…
Ace walks off set and brings back on stage a cow. Cow licks Duck in the face.
Duck: YUCK! What is it with me and cows?!
Ace: Okay, Duck, go sell this cow for some money.
Duck takes the cow by the rope: Yeah yeah yeah….
Next scene Duck is walking the cow up the road. Tech comes out in a jeans and a t-shirt.
Duck: Hey! How come you’re clothes are modern and I have to walk around dressed like Robin Hood?!
Tech: I was, but I made a deal with Serenity if I get to wear modern clothes I’d take her out for ice cream…
Me from director’s seat: I likes ice cream…
Duck: Whatever, just buy the stupid cow, it keeps licking me.
Tech: No.
Duck: Why not?
Tech: Because I have magic beans…
Duck: Magic…Beans?! I’ll take them!!!
Duck walks off with beans. Tech takes cow.
Tech to me: It didn’t look like he was acting…
Me: He wasn’t, that’s why I gave him the part.
The next scene Ace is zapping Duck in the tail feathers with his laser vision.
Ace stops and crosses his arms: How stupid could ya get?! Selling a cow for beans?
Duck rubs his rump wining: But Tech said they were magic…
Ace: I don’t give a hoot what Tech said. He’s a big kiss up and he owes me five dollars!
Ace throws the beans out the window.
The next scene Duck wakes up to see his window blocked by a giant plant.
Duck: What the random……
Ace: DUCK!!!
Duck runs outside. Ace is glaring at him and pointing to the plant.
Ace: Is this some sort of joke?
Duck: Oh yeah! I thought it would be hilarious to put a mile high plant in the backyard.
Ace suddenly takes out his script: How about we stick to our lines…. Um… look there Jack. A beanstalk. Let us climb it for no darn reason.
Duck: Hahahahah! You sound like a robot when you do that!
Ace: ………………………..
They start climbing the beanstalk. When they reach the top Duck flops down on his back huffing and puffing.
Duck: Climb the beanstalk! Climb the beanstalk! Remind me to kick you off on our way back down.
Ace is jumping up and down: Weeeeee!!!! We’re on the clouds! Weeeeee!!!
Tech: There is no possible way you two could be walking on these! Clouds are made of vapor!
Rev pokes his head through the curtain: Shun-the-non-believer!-Shuuun!-Shuuuunnnuh!
Me: I’ll take care of it…
I push button and Tech falls through the clouds. (there was a trap door on the stage)
Ace looks up: Why is our HQ up here and not a castle?
The HQ is poking up out of the clouds.
Duck: I don’t know! Let’s just go with it!
They walk in after having their faces scanned. The inside of the HQ is gigantic. Rev and Lexi are sitting on top of a giant table. Lexi is wearing a frilly dress and has a harp tied to her back while Rev is wearing a chicken costume.
Duck: Don’t worry! You’re lives are in the hands of… Danger Duck!
Lexi (still being dramatic): We’re doomed! Completely and utterly doomed!
Rev: That’s-getting-old…
Giant footsteps sound from the kitchen. A giant shadow appears.
Slam: Fee fie foe fum!
Duck and Ace are shaking. Slam steps out……the size of a mouse.
Ace: WTF?
Me: What happened?!
Tech is hiding behind set with the molecular reconstructed whistling innocently.
Slam: Rugabaraga!!!!!!
Ace helps Lexi and Rev down: Yeah, we’ll just take these off your hands until you reach a growth spurt…
Slam walks up to Duck, grabs his foot, and starts slamming him back and forth on the ground.
Duck: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Cut! It! Out!
Duck quacks. He ends up at the bottom of the tree stalk. Duck takes out an axe and starts chopping at the beanstalk. It topples over.
Duck: Timber!!!!!
He turns to the audience and starts bowing: Thank you! Thank you!
Me: Duck… didn’t you forget something?
Duck shrugs: What?
I point a pencil over where the beanstalk left a dent in the ground. Ace, Lexi, Slam, and Rev are climbing out of it with bandages all over them. They glare at Duck.
Duck: Oops… Uh, bye!
The four of them chase Duck off set. Curtains close.
Me: Okay… could have been worse. I at least got something out of this…
I link arms with Tech: Come on hottie! You’re taking me out for ice cream!!!
Tech tries to escape as I drag him off: No!!! Help!!! She’s one of them!!! NOOOOOOoooooo!!!!!!!
The End!
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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!! Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat? Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8
I told you I'd have it in by tuesday. Whatdya thinks?
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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!! Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat? Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8
-- Edited by I_See_Your_True_Colours at 01:21, 2008-11-28
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Abby: Do you think it's possible to die from boredom? Chen: I don't think so. Abby: What if your mind wandered off in a daydream and you forgot to eat or drink for days? Chen: Then you'd die of starvation and dehydration. Abby: Caused by boredom.
Thanks Ryley and True colours! but this is just a cute little series i decided to make for kixx. Wait till I post this story called Icy Memories. I'm a kick-butt wrighter and this one is going to be sooo dramatic. Who dosn't love the dram?! In fact.... I'm going to post the prologue right now! *speeds off*
-- Edited by lovegreenanred at 00:06, 2008-03-12
-- Edited by lovegreenanred at 00:06, 2008-03-12
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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!! Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat? Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8
Glad you guys think its funny. ^_^ I will do another one as soon as I have an idea on what story I'm doing.
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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!! Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat? Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8
-- Edited by I_See_Your_True_Colours at 01:21, 2008-11-28
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Abby: Do you think it's possible to die from boredom? Chen: I don't think so. Abby: What if your mind wandered off in a daydream and you forgot to eat or drink for days? Chen: Then you'd die of starvation and dehydration. Abby: Caused by boredom.
.......no clue. Can't think of anything. Can you make a request. I only give what the audience wants. ^_^
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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!! Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat? Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8
Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!! Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat? Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8
Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!! Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat? Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8
lol funny!! omg I loved when Ace said Tech was a kiss up and owes him 5 dollars!
Rev: What-about-my-ice-cream-Tech! I-didn't-wear-that-chicken-costume-for-nothin! Plus-nobody-calls-a-roadrunner-chicken! Me: aww don't be sad Rev...I'll take you out for ice cream :D Quick: she'll take you anywhere actually. Me: ....so would you. Quick: QUE!?! Rev: What!? Me: nothing! let's go Rev! *runs off with him*
Ha! Yeah! Rev is always messing up his costumes. There are two plays wher he didn't but that's because it was absolutely neccessasary (i spelt that wrong)
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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!! Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat? Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8
Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!! Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat? Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8
Yeah. Its cidneys nickname on acount of him being one of her dads. Cidney: it means Danger Duck dad. Kiki: thats not original. Cidney: I thought you were chasing Duck... Kiki: techie caught him first. Cidney: Ooo. I feel sorry for him. Jake; totaly..
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I support Rexi, Acexi, Texi. Yaoi is the manga term for guy/guy. I will support that to, but only if its well writen.
That part was hilarious! I love the line Duck said!
I-didn't-wear-that-chicken-costume-for-nothin! Plus-nobody-calls-a-roadrunner-chicken!
Its cidneys nickname on acount of him being one of her dads.
