On Friday I saw John Pinette's show in Red Deer. Holy crap was it funny! I even got a copy of him DVD autographed, and then shook his hand, I was star struck.
Some quotes:
"Salad is not a food, Salad comes with the food"
"I heard a Barracuda go 'what the hell that?'"
"They Para-dragged my ass"
"A slide goes 'weeeeee', This is not what happened, I went 'wee-ahhh!"