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O HAI THAR

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My ex- is an idiot and stole my diary/journal/notebook thing yesterday.
I told my dean (because I knew that if I didn't, he'd never give it back).
And today I found out he got a four-hour Saturday detention.

D: I feel as though I'm to blame.

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Rye


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How are you to blame for him stealing it? D:

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It was his own fault for being a thief...and perhaps he did something else that contributed to that detention.  It was not really your fault at all...unless you consider starting up a diary/journal/notebook thing your fault.

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I told the dean, that's why I feel guilty D: 'cause, in a way, it's my fault that the dean called him up and gave him a 4 hour Saturday... D: D: D: D: D: D:

dean: And why would he steal your notebook?
Jessica: Um...he hates me?
dean: LAWL


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Rye


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So? That's just what he deserves for stealing.
Did you get your notebook thing back at least?

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the_oddity wrote:

I told the dean, that's why I feel guilty D: 'cause, in a way, it's my fault that the dean called him up and gave him a 4 hour Saturday... D: D: D: D: D: D:

dean: And why would he steal your notebook?
Jessica: Um...he hates me?
dean: LAWL




Wait..."dean"?  Deans are...wait...you are in college?  Wicked...Anyway, I sort of understand the situation.  You really should not blame yourself...how else would you have gotten your diary/journal/notebook thing back?  Also, that mini-conversation is...funny, I suppose.  It made me smile a bit, and I apologize for it.

If you want, I can sketch the "Duckie-Sticker-Gun" for you and post it...somewhere...



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"Hey, Mr. Bump.  Thought I'd drop by for a visit."
"Uh, hello, Miss Whoops."
"Sorry to hear about your accident."
"Oh, well.  That'll teach me to wrestle elephants."
"Hey, a remote control!  Ooh, how about we watch some rollerderby?"
"Uh, uh, no, Miss Whoops, that's not for the T.V.!  Ow!  Bed!  Crunching!  Oh!"
"These remotes are so unreliable..."



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Someone stole my diary I'd rip them to peices.

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O HAI THAR

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Rye: I got my notebook/journal/diary thing back... 8D

Shirako: Naw, I'm a freshman in high school. But we have deans here. It's crazy.

techfan: I didn't rip him to pieces, but I did (indirectly) give him a detention... D: D: D:

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Good enough, but a diary is very personal.

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O HAI THAR

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It is indeed...

Wait, why do you apologize, Shirako? O_o There's nothing to apologize for.

Also, Duckie-Sticker-Gun :D

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the_oddity wrote:

Rye: I got my notebook/journal/diary thing back... 8D



Well, that's good at least! Did you find out if he read it? O:



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O HAI THAR

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Yeah, he tore out a page and threw it at me.
(And it still took me a minute to realize - wait, he couldn't've thrown a page at me without tearing it out, and he couldn't've torn it out without taking my notebook. Then I went, oh, sh-)

I lost that page...meh...

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Rye


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What a horrible person. D:

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O HAI THAR

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I would agree, but I'm afraid of being mean. Would saying that be mean?

He also scribbled on a bunch of pages with pen for some reason.

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Dude, he can't hear you. Be mean. XD

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Meeeeean. D: That's what he is to me, mean! Meanmeanmeanmeanmeat.

...meat? >_>

Well, I'm just going to b*tch about how I stuck with a total jack@$$ for 3-4 months.
I did indeed. And now:

+10 relationship EXP!
-100millionjillionbillion happy

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Just another reason I'm glad I haven't wasted my life with dating. xD
...Oh wait, that's 'cause no one in their right mind would date me. Haha. XD

-- Edited by Rye at 23:25, 2008-04-30

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the_oddity wrote:

I would agree, but I'm afraid of being mean. Would saying that be mean?

He also scribbled on a bunch of pages with pen for some reason.



Oh, I love being mean to those who deserve it.


This guy's being a jackass. He should probably be eaten by rabid lions. Or the LOLRUS.

 



-- Edited by Dragon Wing at 23:33, 2008-04-30

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I agreeee. D: It's okay to be mean sometimes. I mean, I like being nice all the way, but there comes a time when you just gotta say, "B*tch, please!" X3

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BITCH PLEASE




oh am I overdoing it now ok

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the_oddity wrote:


+10 relationship EXP!
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No need to bring in "The Sims"...stuff...sorry, my brain is not really functioning at the moment...so I cannot come up with my normal vocabulary.

Anyway, if life was like "The Sims", someone could command us to swim in a pool, then take away the ladder...and then we would have no way of getting out of the pool, thus swimming around until we lose all of our stamina and drown.  The End.

...

On topic, there are many humans out there just ripe for the picking.  You should not...er...dwell on the past.  Good luck on finding a partner...date...human...Crooked cucumbers.  I lost my train of thought.



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"Hey, Mr. Bump.  Thought I'd drop by for a visit."
"Uh, hello, Miss Whoops."
"Sorry to hear about your accident."
"Oh, well.  That'll teach me to wrestle elephants."
"Hey, a remote control!  Ooh, how about we watch some rollerderby?"
"Uh, uh, no, Miss Whoops, that's not for the T.V.!  Ow!  Bed!  Crunching!  Oh!"
"These remotes are so unreliable..."

Rye


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Just a little, maybe... XD -covers that up- IT'S A LIE. SHE CAN STILL BE PREZIDENTAL.


...Like a pretzel at a dentist's office! XDD

-- Edited by Rye at 23:37, 2008-04-30

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Dragon Wing wrote:

BITCH PLEASE




oh am I overdoing it now ok



LAWL.

Mmm. Pretzels. -drools Homer Simpson style-

Lawl. The lolrus will eat him. We'll tell the lolrus, there's the guy who stole ur bukkit and the lolrus will eat him. 

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if i had a girlfriend(wish i did.) I wouldn't do such a thing. im a nice guy.

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Okay. I may have said this on Deviantart, but that guy has to DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE angered.gif !!!

-- Edited by Akira_Cat at 05:41, 2008-05-02

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Shirako wrote:

 

the_oddity wrote:


+10 relationship EXP!
-100millionjillionbillion happy


No need to bring in "The Sims"...stuff...sorry, my brain is not really functioning at the moment...so I cannot come up with my normal vocabulary.

Anyway, if life was like "The Sims", someone could command us to swim in a pool, then take away the ladder...and then we would have no way of getting out of the pool, thus swimming around until we lose all of our stamina and drown. The End.

...

On topic, there are many humans out there just ripe for the picking. You should not...er...dwell on the past. Good luck on finding a partner...date...human...Crooked cucumbers. I lost my train of thought.

 



Crooked cucumber! Thats so rich, because you didn't break your no-slang rule and still worded that perfectly.

 



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Crooked cucumber! Thats so rich, because you didn't break your no-slang rule and still worded that perfectly.




...Er...If you say so.

Anyway, maybe he would learn if you shoot him (using a paintball gun, of course) to the point where his clothes are ruined...That would be fun, actually...and funny.



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"Hey, Mr. Bump.  Thought I'd drop by for a visit."
"Uh, hello, Miss Whoops."
"Sorry to hear about your accident."
"Oh, well.  That'll teach me to wrestle elephants."
"Hey, a remote control!  Ooh, how about we watch some rollerderby?"
"Uh, uh, no, Miss Whoops, that's not for the T.V.!  Ow!  Bed!  Crunching!  Oh!"
"These remotes are so unreliable..."



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Wait, by crooked cucumber, you did mean you know what, right?

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techfan979 wrote:

Wait, by crooked cucumber, you did mean you know what, right?




...No?  I meant "Crooked Cucumbers"...cucumbers that are crooked.  Sort of an alternative for "Oh, shoot!" and "Darn"...and such.



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"Hey, Mr. Bump.  Thought I'd drop by for a visit."
"Uh, hello, Miss Whoops."
"Sorry to hear about your accident."
"Oh, well.  That'll teach me to wrestle elephants."
"Hey, a remote control!  Ooh, how about we watch some rollerderby?"
"Uh, uh, no, Miss Whoops, that's not for the T.V.!  Ow!  Bed!  Crunching!  Oh!"
"These remotes are so unreliable..."



MagykWire

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Oh... I thought you meant something else that could resemble a crooked cucumber.

''Good luck on finding a partner...date...human...Crooked cucumbers''

It could have sounded that way with the context, anyway.

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O HAI THAR

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I'm sad to say I understand exactly what techfan is talking about.

My innocence is corrupted forever.

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MagykWire

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Bah, innocence is overrated.

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O HAI THAR

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And that's why they decided to destroy it when I joined the crew...

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Hooray for destruction of innocence!

...I think.

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