Tech: That’s amazing. I mean the odds of that happening are like 3,846,673,756.43 to 1…
Cassidy just stares.
Tech: Oh…right. I’m supposed to be the stupid jock……um……so what’s cookin’ good lookin’?
Cassidy: ... Your... BAHAHAHA!!!!
Tech: What did I say? -------------------------------
Tech: I don’t understand why you’re mad at me.
Cassidy: You know perfectly well why…
Tech: What? I haven’t done anything.
Cassidy: I saw that video Troy.
Tech: What video?
Cassidy: The one with you in the locker room.
Tech: Oh! Shoot! You saw that?!
Cassidy: Yeah…
Tech: Gabriella, don’t blame me. They made me do it. I couldn’t control myself.
Cassidy: No one made you do it Troy…
Tech: If there’s anything I can do to make up for it…
Cassidy: It’s too late! You ate my secret stash of cookies and you can’t blame anyone but yourself!
Cassidy storms out of the room. Tech stands as still as a statue. Duck suddenly appears
Duck: Woah! Wait a minute! Cookies?! Are you joking?! They're supposed to be fighting because Tech said that Cassidy doesn't matter to him anymore! Fighting over cookies is stupid!
Tech:... You and Rev fight over cookies all the time.
Serenity: Yeah, besides,... wait.... how did you know why Troy and Gabriella were fighting in the original?
Duck: Uh......... lucky guess?
Everyone bursts out in hysterical laughter.
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Cassidy: (singing) Soaring!
Tech: (singing) Flying!
Both: (singing) There's not a star in heaven that we can't reach!
Tech: (singing) If we're.... (trips and fall off of stage)
------------------------------------ After singing "Breaking Free" Tech prepares to kiss Cassidy on the cheek. He does it so fast, you couldn't even time it. Once again, Duck suddenly appears.
Duck: What? You call that a kiss?! I'll show you how to do it!
Cassidy: Duck! Stop!
Duck: What?...
Cassidy: You're supposed to be a girl right now, remember?
Duck:...................
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Cassidy: (singing) We're not the same, we're different in a good way, together's where we belooonngggg..... (Spins towards Tech)
Tech: (reaches out to catch Cassidy but misses and Cassidy falls to the ground)
Serenity: TECH! You're suppossed to catch her!
Tech: Sorry, I didn't say I could dance, and I don't think she can, either....
Cassidy: (stands up and punches Tech really hard in the arm)
Tech: OWW!! Sheesh, what was that for?
Cassidy: That was for being a wise guy!!! -------------------------------------------
Hope ya'll enjoy!
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Lucky: Why can't you Toons just enter a room normaly?! Bonkers: Us Toons don't do normaly things! That's what makes us sooo adorable! X3 Lucky: Yeah, like a trainwreck. -__________-
Cassidy and Dusk: Freaky siamese twins seperated at birth.... ~ Andrea
Many thanks to HCoyote for the awesome avatar! I love it! <3
Danni- Official supporter of Tessidy, Sethidy, Cassless, Duri, Seck, Ricy, Dapphire, Calric, and Cassaghu 83 And Maley D. Because it's wrong. \8D/
OHMYGAUD!!!!!!! I"M LAUGHING SO HARD I PEED MY PANTS!!!!!
I ABSOLUTLEY LOVE YOU CASSIDY!
Can you make some more from my other plays? Please!
-- Edited by lovegreenanred at 17:42, 2008-05-17
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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!! Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat? Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8
Abby: Do you think it's possible to die from boredom? Chen: I don't think so. Abby: What if your mind wandered off in a daydream and you forgot to eat or drink for days? Chen: Then you'd die of starvation and dehydration. Abby: Caused by boredom.
Wow! I didn't think they were that funny, but if you guys say so..... THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! *confindence overload*
Sure, I'd love to make more!!!!
*scurries off*
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Lucky: Why can't you Toons just enter a room normaly?! Bonkers: Us Toons don't do normaly things! That's what makes us sooo adorable! X3 Lucky: Yeah, like a trainwreck. -__________-
Cassidy and Dusk: Freaky siamese twins seperated at birth.... ~ Andrea
Many thanks to HCoyote for the awesome avatar! I love it! <3
Danni- Official supporter of Tessidy, Sethidy, Cassless, Duri, Seck, Ricy, Dapphire, Calric, and Cassaghu 83 And Maley D. Because it's wrong. \8D/
Sorry for the double-post, but here's some from "#3"
------------------------------------------ Curtain comes up and Lexi is seen wearing a rugged dress and scrubbing the floor. Duck and Rev come on. Duck is wearing a frilly yellow and pink dress and Rev……is dressed in a Japanese kimono.
Me: …………I’m not even going to ask…….
Lexi is being over dramatic again: Oh woe is me! Having such a pretty face yet scrubbing and cleaning into the night! Boohoo!
Duck glares at her in annoyance. He turns to Rev.
Duck: You know I thought I would hate the part as the stepsister but this might come to some use.
Rev: Whadya-mean?
Duck walks over to Lexi to dunk her head but slips on the wet floor and his head gets stuck in the bucket of water.
Everyone bursts out laughing.
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Mambo waves a stick around: Yeah as soon as I can get this stupid wand working…
A sudden beam of light shoots out of the wand at Lexi, putting her to sleep. Mambo rubbes his temples in frustration.
Mambo: Somebody get her a double espresso. Please. And get me a triple….
Mambo waves the wand at Lexi, turning her into frog. He tries it again. She turns into a bird. He tries it again. She turns into a female purple, cat-like creature. Mambo gives out a long whistle.
Lexi: MAMBO! TURN ME BACK INTO A BUNNY NOW OR YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!! ---------------------------------------------- Ace is sitting in an over exaggerated throne that is tall enough to touch the ceiling. Duck and Rev walk up to him and make girly curtsies, but their shoes get caught on their dresses and the dresses rip, revealing thier underclothing. Ace tries to hide a sniker behind his hand but breaks out laughing his ears off.
Serenity would have done something to stop Ace and help get Duck and Rev back in costume, but she was too busy drooling over Rev
Rev: STOP, Serenity!! Help!!!!
Duck: Oh, yeah, just a perfect day........... -------------------------------------
Next scene Lexi and Ace are sitting close together in the garden. Ace is moving in for the kiss but stops because the clock was suppossed to strike midnight right at that moment. But, all remained silent. Ace shrugs and kisses Lexi anyway.
Serenity: PROPS!!! What happened to the clock?! And somebody, break those two up, please!!!! -------------------------------------
Next day Slam arrives at Cinderella’s house with the glass slipper. He tries the slipper on Duck. It fits.
Serenity: Okay ..... try it on Rev
Slam tries it on Rev, who is dressed like Heidi. Slam takes off the wooden clogs and tries to put the glass one on. It fits again.
Rev: Uh......
Serenity: Keep going.....
Slam tries it on Tech. It fits again. We all stare blankly at Tech.
Tech: Uh…..
Serenity: Try Lexi now...
Slam tries it on Lexi, it doesn't fit.: I'm a confused!!!!
Serenity: Okay .... I have no smart answer to this...... ---------------------------
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Ya'll enjoy!
-- Edited by CassidyCoyote at 07:06, 2008-05-18
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Lucky: Why can't you Toons just enter a room normaly?! Bonkers: Us Toons don't do normaly things! That's what makes us sooo adorable! X3 Lucky: Yeah, like a trainwreck. -__________-
Cassidy and Dusk: Freaky siamese twins seperated at birth.... ~ Andrea
Many thanks to HCoyote for the awesome avatar! I love it! <3
Danni- Official supporter of Tessidy, Sethidy, Cassless, Duri, Seck, Ricy, Dapphire, Calric, and Cassaghu 83 And Maley D. Because it's wrong. \8D/
Abby: Do you think it's possible to die from boredom? Chen: I don't think so. Abby: What if your mind wandered off in a daydream and you forgot to eat or drink for days? Chen: Then you'd die of starvation and dehydration. Abby: Caused by boredom.
And yes, I would be drooling over Rev so much it would create an indoor pool!
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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!! Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat? Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8
Sorry for the lack in number of bloopers, this one was so funny, there was no way of making it any more funnier.
Tech: Funnier is not a word.....
*glomps Tech*
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Duck quacks. He ends up at the bottom of the tree stalk. Duck takes out an axe and starts chopping at the beanstalk. It topples over.
Duck: Timber!!!!!
But, the beanstalk topples over in the opposite direction, right on top of Duck.
Duck: *squished under beanstalk* Disthpicable.
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The four of them chase Duck off set. Curtains close.
Me: Okay… could have been worse. I at least got something out of this…
I link arms with Tech: Come on hottie! You’re taking me out for ice cream!!!
Tech tries to escape as I drag him off: No!!! Help!!! She’s one of them!!! NOOOOOOoooooo!!!!!!!
Tech manages to escape Serenity's grasp, but she is not worried. : Good thing I asked my freind to join us.
Tech:
Suddenly, a whirl of brown, pink and purple glomps Tech to the floor. Tech automatically recognizes the method of attack. : NNNNOOO!!! NOT HER! ANYBODY BUT DANIELLE!!!!!
Danielle and Serenity: *Giggle uncontrollably*
Serenity: I'm so glad you could join us, Danielle. Now, shall we convince our date to stick to his promise?
Danielle: Oh, yes, we shall......
Tech gulps. Danielle and serenity exchange sneaky looks. : GET HIM!!!
Lucky: Why can't you Toons just enter a room normaly?! Bonkers: Us Toons don't do normaly things! That's what makes us sooo adorable! X3 Lucky: Yeah, like a trainwreck. -__________-
Cassidy and Dusk: Freaky siamese twins seperated at birth.... ~ Andrea
Many thanks to HCoyote for the awesome avatar! I love it! <3
Danni- Official supporter of Tessidy, Sethidy, Cassless, Duri, Seck, Ricy, Dapphire, Calric, and Cassaghu 83 And Maley D. Because it's wrong. \8D/
That one with Duck kicked me out of my chair! Why the hell din't I think of that!?
The Tech one was pretty funny too but who's Daniel?
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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!! Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat? Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8
Lucky: Why can't you Toons just enter a room normaly?! Bonkers: Us Toons don't do normaly things! That's what makes us sooo adorable! X3 Lucky: Yeah, like a trainwreck. -__________-
Cassidy and Dusk: Freaky siamese twins seperated at birth.... ~ Andrea
Many thanks to HCoyote for the awesome avatar! I love it! <3
Danni- Official supporter of Tessidy, Sethidy, Cassless, Duri, Seck, Ricy, Dapphire, Calric, and Cassaghu 83 And Maley D. Because it's wrong. \8D/
Oh! Hi! I had no idea you're real name was daniele! I really thought it was Cassidy and that just happend to fall into place as a catchy name for a girl coyote ^_^
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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!! Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat? Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8
Me: And the part of the wolf goes to Tech! Tech: Hold on! This is because I’m a coyote isn’t it?! You think a blood thirsty wild dog like me would be the sort to waltz up to a little girl and her grandma and eat them up huh?! Is that where you’re going with this!!!!!? Long pause. Serenity: Yeah... so? Tech: *has a nerve breakdown* ----------------------------- Crap, I can't think of any more...... oh well, I needs to sleep so I can be alert for my school's trip to Wonderland tomorrow! I'll try to think up some more later!
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Lucky: Why can't you Toons just enter a room normaly?! Bonkers: Us Toons don't do normaly things! That's what makes us sooo adorable! X3 Lucky: Yeah, like a trainwreck. -__________-
Cassidy and Dusk: Freaky siamese twins seperated at birth.... ~ Andrea
Many thanks to HCoyote for the awesome avatar! I love it! <3
Danni- Official supporter of Tessidy, Sethidy, Cassless, Duri, Seck, Ricy, Dapphire, Calric, and Cassaghu 83 And Maley D. Because it's wrong. \8D/
Teehee! Funny! Try your best because I can't think of any bloopers right now. I pretty much make fun of my own plays while I'm writing them so its hard for me to make bloopers for something I wrote...
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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!! Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat? Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8
DFLSH! This is hilarious! Kiki: duck is tortured Techie: *thinking about something* Cidney: us here in mickeys mind love Serenitys plays! And icy, who is a honorary mum to me as i was raised by the 'tics. Jake: Hehe, duck is tormented. Me: Dosent anyone like Duck? Duck: Yeah Kiki: I like him! He just flirts to much. and i dont like him enough to flirt. Cidney: Ducks one of my dads, of course i like him. Techie: Ducks fun to scare. *still thinking* Jake: I dont like Duck, period. Me: still mad about the incident? Jake: HE THOUGHT ME AND TECH WERE GAY! OR THAT WE WERE BI! Me: you do look like a guy. Jake: Grr
Techie: I just realized something. Cassidy s like, my stepmum or something..
Cidney: that means that shes also my mom too. or an honorary mum. YEAH! I GET TO MAKE UP A NEW NICKNAME!!
Me: Oh, and before i forget... Ready girls, plus jake.
Jake: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Me: one two three four;
All: We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year Cidney: *thinking about nicknames* how about Firemom? or Cass mom... Hmmm
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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!! Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat? Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8