I enjoyed it!

Omg. The wolf is a perve. O_O

FUNNY STORY AKIRA. 8D

Hairy children. XD

Here's a version of the Three Little Pigs I made up. Enjoy.

"Little pig! Little pig! Let me in!" The wolf bellowed for the fifteenth time as he bashed the green wooden door attached to a red brick house with his furry fists.

The pig siblings meanwhile were inside bunched in a corner of the living room, whimpering, and wishing the beast would just leave them alone so they could get on with their own lives in peace. Finally, Bertie broke away from their huddle and started to walk towards the door.

"What are you doing?" Perky whispered through his teeth.

"Do you want us to get killed!?" Herbert panically squealed quietly.

"No." Bertie replied as he grabbed the brass handle of the front door. "But enough's enough. I'm tired of running away in fear from that wolf. It's time for some negotiation to stop this menace once for all."

But before his siblings could stop him, the pig opened the door. The wolf licked his saliva covered lips and was about to feast on the morsel when he noticed the pig opening his mouth.

"Excuse me Mr Wolf," Bertie asked politely. "But may I just ask you to stop bearing your teeth and claws for all but a moment please."

The wolf gave a disgruntled look down to the pig's request. But he did what was asked in a cival manner.

"I was just thinking that the way you're acting at this very moment in time is highly unneccesary and very immature." Bertie continued. "In fact, I see no point as to why you decided to destroy my brother's houses in order to turn them into how you say roast dinners."

"Well..." The wolf looked down onto the ground in a guilty manner. "I am desperately hungry. And for me to see three of you scrumptious and plump pigs is probably my stomach telling me to feast on you guys."

"And so based on your natural instincts, you decided to try and capture us in order to repress your hunger." The pig finished. "I'm not willing to sacrifice myself in order for you to spare my brothers, but I am willing to put a negotiation to you if that is alright."

"What are you trying to say?" The wolf inquired as he scratched his own chin.

"Well," Bertie started. "I were to give away my siblings to you, would you leave this house in peace?"

"Your brothers?" The wolf raised an eyebrow. "Why are you so willing to give them away like that?"

"Because to tell you the truth, younger and older brothers are quite annoying," The pig explained. "You have to share everything with them, and yet they throw it back in your face by blaming you for things you'd never dream of doing when something goes wrong in the house."

"Ugh! Tell me about it!" The wolf groaned. "I had at least eight of those! And sisters too! They're annoying as well! My parents always seemed to favour the others and leave me out. And whenever something goes wrong, I always seem to be the centre of it when I've done nothing! That's why I'm on my own now."

"How sad for you." Bertie said. "So back to our deal, if you take my siblings away, will you leave me alone in peace?

"Of course." The wolf nodded. "Although, it would be nice just to get to know you a little more over tea and biscuits."

"That would be lovely." Bertie agreed.

And both trotter and paw shook on the deal.

THE END.

Sweet! I liked it!

My request for this forum has been filled! YAY! I'm going to post some of my other fics on here for you guys to see! ^_^

Thoughs are both pritty funny A-cat.
I read them on DA!
Are you going to put up the Red-riding-hood one?

*sits next to Stylediva*

Sure!

Me, Siamese and Selestial: