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First we have Duck's and Rev's secrets, now what about Tech's secrets?hmm

Like why those he spend SO much time in his lab, besides inventing gadgets?

Is he secretly a billionar or something (from inheirents that is)?

Could he be the only smart one in his family, while the rest are like the come a sitcom (reality comedy shows)?

What's your opioion

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He spends so much time in his lab because he loves inventing gadgets. There's no secret there. Unless he's looking at inappropriate websites.

I dunno. He doesn't come across as the billionaire type. I mean, why would he be in school inventing when you could just sit around home inventing? He wouldn't need to work for money to obtain food or anything; and we already know he's not a social butterfly, so he'd probably prefer to sit around at home and invent stuffs...

I dunno about the smart one thing. I've always felt that his father would have been quite intelligent and somewhat hard on Tech to pursue the same level of intelligence. That could be a secret: does Tech hold a grudge against his parents because he had a troubled upbringing?

Or he has a secret fetish for the carebears...

Tech: QQ carebears. F33d m3 ur t34rs... XD
Ace: Wtf??

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For some reason I always pictured Tech with hillbilly parents.

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Hippy parents, yes? YES??? XD

Coyote Snr: Down with technology man, it's like, so totally wrecking my viiiibe...
Tech: T_T ... I disown you from my ultimate inner universe of existence. *leaves*

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Hippie parents is also an interesting concept!

However!

I have also always pictured Tech with like 16 brothers and sisters as a child. And he grew up in a run down shack or something.

I don't know why I like to think this.

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I like the idea of him having many siblings as well... And they ALL became uptight, anti-social beings like him. 8D

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He's addicted to World of Warcraft. 8D

He also knows kung-fu, ninjitsu and twenty four other dangerous words.

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He also knows kung-fu, ninjitsu and twenty four other dangerous words.

I lol'd!

 



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LOL! This last part is true...

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Duck: You must be awfully proud of that dictionary of yours...
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WoW is so, last season. Age of Conan is totally in. XD

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Dragon Wing wrote:

I have also always pictured Tech with like 16 brothers and sisters as a child. And he grew up in a run down shack or something.

I don't know why I like to think this.



-imagines Tech as having been adopted by a family of rabbits-

-cough-

I don't know... coyotes don't have that many offspring...
That's why I'm thinking he's adopted by rabbits. xD

And maybe that's why he doesn't try to eat Rev.
'Cause secretly... all he wants is a carrot.

-shifty eyes-

I'm... gonna go now. Long day. My thoughts are strange. XD



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'Cause secretly... all he wants is a carrot.

Marry me.

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Dragon Wing wrote

I have also always pictured Tech with like 16 brothers and sisters as a child.
True, cause coyotes DO attened to breed for life, so they breed alot more then rabbits do (believe it or not).



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WBFanatic wrote:

Dragon Wing wrote

I have also always pictured Tech with like 16 brothers and sisters as a child.
True, cause coyotes DO attened to breed for life, so they breed alot more then rabbits do (believe it or not).


Uh oh devilish.gif . Lexi and anyone lese beware!



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Lexi and Tech together would produce 30 new future teams. Every galaxy could have it's own set of Loonatics thanks to them. XD

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XtreamCrazy wrote:

'Cause secretly... all he wants is a carrot.

Marry me.



'KAY. -elopes- XD



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I am so married to two ppl nao. XD

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XtreamCrazy wrote:

I am so married to two ppl nao. XD



TWO-TIMER! -slapslapslap-

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That one thing that Dragonwing said about Tech eating a carrot, that might actually be kind of true cause in reality, coyotes DO eat fruits, meats, veggies, and they also eat leather, hair, food cans, and weeds.

And there's a fact REALLY true fact about a coyote's diet:

Coyotes do NOT eat roadrunners at all, and their most favorite food is (believe it or not) watermelons!!!!

So Tech is alot more smarter then his ancestor, Wile E. Coyote.

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I "Tech" really his name?....evileye

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Maybe it's something weird like... Sam.

Sam?

SAM???

Sam.

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That could work. Sam E. Coyote. XD

But seriously, when you think about it, who name's their kid Tech!?

BTW......where'd Sam come from?weirdface

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I dunno. Sam just kinda popped into my head... O_o

But... Ya know... It was prolly the same type of people who named their kids Rip and Rev.

SERIOUSLY. "Hi, my name is Ralph. This is my wife Harriette. And these are our boys, Rev and Rip."

WTF?

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Rev and Rip are actual names. Look em up in a 2008 baby naming book. Rip is an old name but Rev was just kind of invented over the past few years.

I know I guy named Rev actually. He plays softball with my dad. And there's a famous actor named.....(get ready to laugh okay).........Rip Torn! XD

But who names their kid TECH!? That's what i really want to know!

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Not only that, Rev and Rip's names are also names that mean "high speed" (look in a dictionary to find out).

As for Tech's name, WB coyotes are named after what they are gifted for.

Example:

Wile E. 's name means "sneaky and sly" because he DOES to plot some sneaky (yet hairbreained) plots to catch his prey

Calamity's (from TTA) name means "tragedy" since most of his life has been nothing but a tragedy of mess-ups

While Tech's name is meaning that he's gifted to invent gadets real while that don't backfire at him after inventing them. Plus, the show DOES took place in the future so people (and anthros) CAN name their kids whatever they want to.


The bigger question is, what does the "E" in Tech's name is short for (like what's his middle name)?

The "E" in Wile E.'s name is short for "Ethalbert" (with a middle name like that, it's no wonder you're alway accident-prone and getting hurt giggle.gif )


The opition I can think of what Tech's middle name is "Elijah" (I just think "Tech Elijah Coyote" would sound like a cool name).

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Rip Torn made me GOL (giggle out loud).
Uh..... secrets.... *thinks*
1. He's secretly Batman. That's how Bruce Waine gets all his inventions, because he sneaks into the future as Tech and builds those gadgets.
2. All his fangirls are actually robots built by himself. Including moi. Which would explain a lot. XD
3. He's secretly a *cough* slave */cough* for Bill Gates which is where he rips his *cough* master */cough* off by stealing his inventions.
What? I keep all my junk in my bedroom; why won't Bill Gates?
4. He created "Days of Our Lives." That's why he hides in his lab; to hide the SHAAAAAAAAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. While he's in his lab, he makes pr0n.

I honestly just thought of the most random things ever.

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zadavias_spirit wrote:

Rip Torn made me GOL (giggle out loud).
Uh..... secrets.... *thinks*
1. He's secretly Batman. That's how Bruce Waine gets all his inventions, because he sneaks into the future as Tech and builds those gadgets.
2. All his fangirls are actually robots built by himself. Including moi. Which would explain a lot. XD
3. He's secretly a *cough* slave */cough* for Bill Gates which is where he rips his *cough* master */cough* off by stealing his inventions.
What? I keep all my junk in my bedroom; why won't Bill Gates?
4. He created "Days of Our Lives." That's why he hides in his lab; to hide the SHAAAAAAAAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. While he's in his lab, he makes pr0n.

I honestly just thought of the most random things ever.


For all of the above...I love you. 8D



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He also knows kung-fu, ninjitsu and twenty four other dangerous words.

I think I just died a little! lmao.gif

 



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What if his middle name stands for E=mc2? If you think about it it makes perfect sense.

And I can seriously see Tech doing kung-fu. biggrin



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lovegreenanred wrote

And I can seriously see Tech doing kung-fu. biggrin
Actually, I'm thinking about writting a WB Crossover fanfic that has Tech doing something like kung-fu. It's parodey of "Kung Fu Panda" , and Tech (as well as the other Loonatics and a surprise new Loonatic) is parodizing one of the "Furious Five".




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Duck would haffta be Panda... Coz he's just incompetent like that. XD

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Duck: Yeah. Master Tech told me that I'll so good, he said that I'd have ears as big as his.

Lexi: Ahem.

(Tech stands behind Duck.)

Tech: What were you saying about my ears?

Duck: Nothing.

(Duck slithers away.)

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I AM a Tech fan, but Duck also should've said that he'll might have a long snout like Tech too (since Tech's snout IS ridiculously long).giggle.gif

Tech: weirdfaceIs my snout really long?

Duck: *sacastically* Snout? I thought it was a buzzoka.




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Tech's snout is stupidly drawn... *grumblegrumble*

Duck's beak is worse. D:

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Tech's snout is really long but it works for him.

But where the HELL did they get the idea for Duck's bill, if you dare calling it that! It dosn't even look like a duck bill! It's short, square, and it has a inward cut in the middle! WHAT THE HELL MAN!
Icy: Ignore her. It's two in the morning and she gets like this when she's zonked...........
Me: I DON'T CARE IF XTREAM BRICKS ME A THOUSAND TIMES!!! I HAD TO SAY IT!!!!
*Icy knocks me out with mallet* ....................go about you're business.........*walks away with mallet over her shoulder*

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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!
Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat?
Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8

 I support the ants. =3
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lovegreenanred wrote:

Tech's snout is really long but it works for him.

But where the HELL did they get the idea for Duck's bill, if you dare calling it that! It dosn't even look like a duck bill! It's short, square, and it has a inward cut in the middle! WHAT THE HELL MAN!
Icy: Ignore her. It's two in the morning and she gets like this when she's zonked...........
Me: I DON'T CARE IF XTREAM BRICKS ME A THOUSAND TIMES!!! I HAD TO SAY IT!!!!
*Icy knocks me out with mallet* ....................go about you're business.........*walks away with mallet over her shoulder*


True. Cause Tech's ancestor Wile E. Coyote had a long snout too.

And you're right Duck's bill. I mean it looks like a normal bill on the sides, but when Duck's facing toward us or any of the other characters, it looks like somebody flattened it with a steamroller.



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A steamroller!? That made me laugh soooo hard!!! XD

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Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat?
Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8

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Maybe that's one of Duck's secrets? He was attacked by a steamroller when he was a child. XD

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Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat?
Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8

 I support the ants. =3
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In my world, Tech has a little sister, Bailey, and his dad is a genius, like him, and his mom is a bit crazy. XD

(If you want more, read 'Duck's Christmas Wish')

LOL! Steamroller FTW

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This thread became awesome without me. =(

Unfortunately I have nothing to add.

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But we wuvs yooo! tears.gif

You just need to keep up. biggrin



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Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat?
Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8

 I support the ants. =3
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ARGH! LOOKIT ME! I’M BEING KILLED BY A LACK OF AWESOME! BLARGH! BLARGH! *coughwheezegaspdramaticdeath*

*hinthint*

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *faintstogroundtwitching*

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ARGH! LOOKIT ME! I’M BEING KILLED BY A LACK OF AWESOME! BLARGH! BLARGH! *coughwheezegaspdramaticdeath*

*hinthint*


That's because you are a Duckie in a Techie forum. Duck against Tech is like Superman against cryptonite (or however you spell it) Tech steels all of Duck's fangirls, fanmail, ego, mojo, and pretty much everything else including swooning over, drooling over, sqea,ling, mobbing, fanness........XD XD XD

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Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat?
Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8

 I support the ants. =3
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BUT HE CAN NEVER TAKE OUR PRIDE!!

Tech: Oh no, you lost that yourself when you joined the harem...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tech like a sponge. He soaks up all awesomness.

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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!
Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat?
Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8

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I think you're confusing Tech with Duck. XD

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Hey, now! Tech has had a dark, dark past.


As a child, Tech wanted to work in the circus. That's right, the farking circus. And of all things, he wanted to be a clown. A farking clown. So he went to clown school, and he made lots of friends as a clown. It was all well in good for ol' Tech, until he actually got to perform in a circus.


You know how bratty children can get? Well, imagine that times 8,000. That is what Tech dealt with upon his first gig as a clown. All the 8 years old, with jam in between their fingers, obviously, through STRUDELS at him.


"OH GOD, STRUDEL!" Tech shouted with agony.


"We are the thousand children of DEATH," the kids replied.


"WTF!" Tech responded as he ran away into the distance with big floppy shoes. Eating a carrot. Because all Tech really wants is a carrot, after all.


Tech ended up in a dark alley somewhere. And his shoes are on fire.


"My shoes are on fire," Tech stated conclusively, nodded his head slowly.


All of the sudden, some guy came down the alley and held Tech and knifepoint!


"Dress in this chicken outfit and sit on this beacon over here and hold out this plate of bacon, or you will face DEATH!" the stranger threatened menacingly.


Tech sighed and agreed, clearly having no other alternative.





Certainly, things were not going well for our good ol' Tech, until just minutes later.


An innocent patron walked by and spotted the bacon on Tech's plate.


"Hey," the stranger whispered to Tech, "I'll buy three of those strips from you?"


"Wait? Three? What?" Tech spat back in confusion.


That's right, Tech didn't know how to count.


"Fine, I'll just take them myself!" the stranger replied irritably, and simply stole all the bacon. Clearly, he didn't know how to count either!


"God, I wish I knew how to count," Tech sighed, shaking his head. And that's when it hit him!


He was hungry!


So he ate the plate.


After that, he decided to go back to real school!


And eventually he became a genius and stuff.









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BUT MY CHEESE WILL GET COLD. D8

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That is the most F*CKING AWESOME STORY I HAVE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

I want your brane babies. Now.

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Sye: Your bladder told it to stop. 83
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eyepopping.gifWTF!? Where the hell did you come up with this idea!? The randomness is blinding me!!!eyepopping.gif

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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!
Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat?
Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8

 I support the ants. =3
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