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Because it makes the sky pretty.

Why is yellow a color?

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BECAUSE ACE SAYS SO!
why does a cow moo and not woof?

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'Cause it would be a DOG! XD
Why Danger is a Duck?

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BECAUSE IF HE WASN'T HE WOULD BE A VOLCANO NAMED PAUL!!!!!!!!

why does canada have so much bacon?

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Because pigs like maple syrup.

Why do we sleep?

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Sleep is a natural state of bodily rest observed throughout the animal kingdom. It is common to all mammals and birds, and is also seen in many reptiles, amphibians and fish. In humans, other mammals, and a substantial majority of other animals which have been studied — such as fish, birds, ants, and fruit-flies — regular sleep is essential for survival.[1] However, its purposes are only partly clear and are the subject of intense research.[2]

The optimal amount of sleep is not a meaningful concept unless the timing of that sleep is seen in relation to an individual's circadian rhythms. A person's major sleep episode is relatively inefficient and inadequate when it occurs at the "wrong" time of day. The timing is correct when the following two circadian markers occur after the middle of the sleep episode but before awakening:[7]

  • maximum concentration of the hormone melatonin, and
  • minimum core body temperature.

The National Sleep Foundation in the United States maintains that eight to nine hours of sleep for adult humans is optimal and that sufficient sleep benefits alertness, memory and problem solving, and overall health, as well as reducing the risk of accidents.[8] A widely publicized 2003 study[9] performed at the University of Pennsylvania School of Medicine demonstrated that cognitive performance declines with fewer than eight hours of sleep.

However, a University of California, San Diego psychiatry study of more than one million adults found that people who live the longest self-report sleeping for six to seven hours each night.[10] Another study of sleep duration and mortality risk in women showed similar results.[11] Other studies show that "sleeping more than 7 to 8 hours per day has been consistently associated with increased mortality", though this study suggests the cause is probably other factors such as depression and socio-economic status which would correlate statistically. [12] It has been suggested that the correlation between lower sleep hours and reduced morbidity only occurs with those who wake after less sleep naturally, rather than those who use an alarm.
 

Causal links are currently speculative: the available data may only reflect comorbid depression, socioeconomic status, or even alcohol use, for example.[13] These studies cannot be used to determine optimal sleep habits, only correlation — and empirically observed correlation is a necessary but not sufficient condition for causality. A need for nine or ten hours of sleep a day, or only five to six, may or may not have the same cause as the shortened life span. In other words, long or short sleep duration itself has not been shown to be a cause of early death.

Researchers from the University of Warwick and University College London have found that lack of sleep can more than double the risk of death from cardiovascular disease, but that too much sleep can also double the risk of death.[14][15] Professor Francesco Cappuccio said: “Short sleep has been shown to be a risk factor for weight gain, hypertension and Type 2 diabetes sometimes leading to mortality but in contrast to the short sleep-mortality association it appears that no potential mechanisms by which long sleep could be associated with increased mortality have yet been investigated. Some candidate causes for this include depression, low socioeconomic status and cancer-related fatigue. [...] In terms of prevention, our findings indicate that consistently sleeping around 7 hours per night is optimal for health and a sustained reduction may predispose to ill-health.”
 

Hours by age

Children need a greater amount of sleep per day than adults to develop and function properly: up to 18 hours for newborn babies, with a declining rate as a child ages.[8][6] A newborn baby spends almost half of its sleep time in REM-sleep. By the age of five or so, only a bit over two hours are spent in REM.[16]


Age Average amount of sleep per day
Newborn up to 18 hours
1-12 months 14–18 hours
1-3 years 12-15 hours
3-5 years 11-13 hours
5-12 years 9-11 hours
Adolescents 9-10 hours
Adults, including elderly 7-8 (+) hours
Pregnant women 8 (+) hours
























Wtf are donut seeds?

 



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(XD you're hilarious Angie)

They're the type of frosted confections that Rev and his kind eat X3

What if Rev was a cannibal? O_o



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Then he would totally eat at KFC.

Why did I just watch Hannah Montana and then read two Hannah Montana fanfics? D:

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Because Oaken is Smokin! XD

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The answer is 42.

Does 2+2= Fish?

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No! it equals 22!

Why am I tired?

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Cuz you;re up too late making fanfics! Take a break, girl 8D

Why does my ear hurt?

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Because your head needs a break from thinking.

Pink Floyd?
(That's my question.)

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NO! MY UNCLE FLOYD IS NOT PINK! D:

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You forgot to put a question, dearie. ;)

WHY DO POSERS EXIST?

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Rye


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Because emos exist. ;D

Why are clouds so cloudy?

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Because otherwise there'd be drought and sunburns aaaaaalllllllll the time.

Dumily FTW?

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TOTALLY.

Why don't hippos like peanuts?

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Because they're allergic to toast!

ORLY?

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Cos they like cake instead.

Why am I watching pigs diving into a pool of water on TV?

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Because ice cream HAS no bones.



What's the point of shipping and why do people do it?

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Becauuuuse it gives people something to do with their otherwise boring and meaningless lives.

WHY does ice cream have no bones?

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Ice cream or ice-cream (originally iced cream) is a frozen dessert made from dairy products, such as milk and cream, combined with flavorings and sweeteners, such as sugar, and possible other ingredients, not including bones. This mixture is stirred slowly while cooling to prevent large ice crystals from forming; the result is a smoothly textured ice cream. In the United States, ice cream made with just cream, sugar, and a flavoring (usually fruit) is sometimes referred to as "Philadelphia style"[citation needed] ice cream. Ice creams made with eggs, usually in the form of custards, are "French" ice creams.[1]

Frozen custard, frozen yogurt, sorbet, gelato, and other similar products are sometimes informally called ice cream, but governments generally regulate the commercial use of these terms based on quantities of ingredients.[2] American federal labeling standards require ice cream to contain a minimum of 10% milk fat (about 7 grams (g) of fat per 1/2 cup serving) and 20% total milk solids by weight.[3]

Ice cream throughout the world

Argentina

The tradition of ice cream making was taken to Argentina by many Italian immigrants.[citation needed] Argentine helado (ice cream) is very similar to Italian gelato, rather than American-style ice cream, and it has become one of the most popular desserts in the country. Among the most famous manufacturers are Freddo, one of the oldest, Pérsico and Munchi's, all of them located in Buenos Aires. However, each city has its own heladería (ice cream house) which offer creamy ice creams. There are hundreds of flavors but Argentina's most traditional and popular one is dulce de leche, which has become a favorite abroad, especially in the US.

Finland

The first ice cream manufacturer in Finland was the Italian Magi family, who opened the Helsingin jäätelötehdas in 1922 and Suomen Eskimo Oy. Other manufacturers soon spawned, like Pietarsaaren jäätelötehdas (1928-2002).

Finland's first ice cream bar opened at the Lasipalatsi in 1936, and at the same time another manufacturer, Maanviljelijäin Maitokeskus started their production.

Today, the two largest ice cream manufacturers are Ingman and Nestlé (who bought Valiojäätelö). Finland is also the leading consumer of ice cream in Europe, with 13.7 liters per person in 2003.[23]

France

In 1651, Italian Francesco dei Coltelli opened an ice cream café in Paris and the product became so popular that during the next 50 years another 250 cafés opened in Paris. Some "French Style" ice creams are made with butter in place of cream.[citation needed]

Germany

Italian ice cream parlors (Eisdielen) have been popular in Germany since the 1920s, when many Italians immigrated and set up business. As in Italy itself, ice cream is considered a traditional dessert and the ice cream at an Eisdiele is still mostly hand-made.

Ghana

In 1962[24], the popular Ghanaian treat FanMilk was created by the Fan Milk Limited company. FanIce comes in strawberry, chocolate, and vanilla. FanMilk also makes additional products, though FanIce is the closest to Western ice cream. Pouches of FanIce and other FanMilk products can be bought from men on bikes equipped with chill boxes in any moderately sized town, and in cities large enough for grocery stores, FanMilk can be bought in tubs for eating at home.

Greece

Ice cream in its modern form is a relatively new invention. Ice treats have been enjoyed since ancient times. During the 5th century BC, ancient Greeks ate snow mixed with honey and fruit in the markets of Athens. The father of modern medicine, Hippocrates, encouraged his Ancient Greek patients to eat ice "as it livens the lifejuices and increases the well-being."[25] In the 4th century BC, it was well known that a favorite treat of Alexander the Great was snow ice mixed with honey and nectar.[26] In modern times Greek ice cream recipes have some unique flavors such as Pagoto Kaimaki, (Greek: Παγωτό Καϊμάκι), made from mastic-resin which gives it an almost chewy texture, and salepi, used as a thickening agent to increase resistance to melting; both give the ice cream a unique taste; Olive Oil Ice Cream with figs; Pagoto Kataifi Chocolate, (Greek: Παγωτό Καταΐφι-κακάο), made from the shredded filo dough pastry that resembles angel's hair pasta or vermicelli; and Mavrodaphne Ice Cream, (Greek: Μαυροδάφνη Παγωτό), made from a Greek dessert wine. Fruity Greek Sweets of the Spoon are usually served as toppings with Greek-inspired ice cream flavors.















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It got stole'd while you were thinking of a witty answer to our silly questions!

Say what now?

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What!! XD

Why am I tired and sore?

(In reality, I'm tired and sore coz I just finished helping move 176 bales of hay into our barn. XD)

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Because faeries beat you while you slept! D:

Why are my feet cold?

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Because you need to wear socks!

Why do I watch SpongeBob so much?

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'Coz Spongebob is awesome. XD

Why am I hungry?

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Lucky: Yeah, like a trainwreck. -__________-

Cassidy and Dusk: Freaky siamese twins seperated at birth.... ~ Andrea
 
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Danni- Official supporter of Tessidy, Sethidy, Cassless, Duri, Seck, Ricy, Dapphire, Calric, and Cassaghu 83
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Because Slam ate all the food in your fridge. D:

Where's Waldo?

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There! XD

Why is it so stinkin' hot outside?

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Lucky: Yeah, like a trainwreck. -__________-

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Because Chuck Norris was cold and he decided to turn the sun up.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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As much as he could! XD

Why are we doing this?

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Because it is fun.

Why is it so friggin' hard to create goals for the Solomon Islands that include things that will benefit both us and the other nations of the UN?

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Because the Solomon Islands are smaller than all the other big countries.

If an orange is called an orange, then why oh why isn't a banana called a yellow?

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Because fish. Wait, I meant - no, actually, yeah, fish.

Wait, what?

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Exactly.

Why does this forum make no sense?

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Because Unknown-person is awesome.

Are you ready to rock?

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HELL YEAH! *pulls out giutar*

are you ready to PARTEH!?

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No, not yet; I still need to change my catheter.

Why did I use a semi-colon just now?

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Because the semi-colon felt neglected and wanted to feel like it had a purpose in life. Thus sympathising with it, you typed it in.

Why did I just use a psychological answer for just a mere semi-colon?

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Because you're just that awesome XD

Why did I just use a singular version of mine and SoulessAce's slogan for Akira? *hides from Lauren*

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Lucky: Yeah, like a trainwreck. -__________-

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Danni- Official supporter of Tessidy, Sethidy, Cassless, Duri, Seck, Ricy, Dapphire, Calric, and Cassaghu 83
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Because you thought she wasn't around *evil grin*

Why did I come on when I was mentioned?

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Because inside, we're all just selfish humans.

Why is school so meeeeean? D8

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Because they need something to whip the stupid out of us.

Why does love suck?

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because hate is even worse!
why did i laugh whenever a good guy gets beat up in Naruto?

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Cuz it looks funny when Sakura got punched in the face in the forest XD

Why are we such anime nerds?

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Because Ichigo Kurosaki is trying to take over the world with Cloud Strife, Sora, and Gaara.
why the crap did i just say that? -__-

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Because strawberries are yummy XDDDDD

Will everyone get that reference?

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I SURE DID! XD *glomps strawberry kurosaki*
lol....why does no one like kingdom hearts? ;_;

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Probably coz they've never heard of it. (or at least I haven't)

Why did SoulessAce just leave us?

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Lucky: Yeah, like a trainwreck. -__________-

Cassidy and Dusk: Freaky siamese twins seperated at birth.... ~ Andrea
 
Many thanks to HCoyote for the awesome avatar! I love it! <3

Danni- Official supporter of Tessidy, Sethidy, Cassless, Duri, Seck, Ricy, Dapphire, Calric, and Cassaghu 83
And Maley D. Because it's wrong. \8D/

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