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A topic of fun tiems and the corruption of wishes. :3 Essentially, the idea is you corrupt the wish of the user before you, then leave your own wish to corrupt. Here's an example:

User 1: I wish that this wish was uncorruptable.

User A: Granted, but your intestines burst forth through your stomach, get caught on a ceiling fan, and cause your body to be flailed about the room, resulting in a viscous coating of blood and your eventual, slow and painful demise.

They don't need to be THAT graphic, but sometimes it's fun. 8D

Anyway, I shall leave the first wish to be corrupted; Have fun!

I wish that I could sleep at regular intervals so that I wouldn't have to worry about entertaining myself at 5:49 AM.

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Wish granted. But that would mean you have to make up the hours for the amount of sleep you have missed which according to my calculator, it is...

*Types in some digits*

You won't be able to wake up until 13th January, 2018 biggrin.gif

I wish the croakyness in my throat will go away.

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Granted, but it will be replaced by having M-Pregginess in your throat. XD

I wish that LU would return to TV, just so there could be one last canonical Slazza pairing.

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Granted, but then that would mean LU would be on TV again. *osnap*



I wish I could live a happy life!

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Your wish is my command, but then again being happy is over rated, for being happy means being gay, but if others heard this they would assume you to be homo-sexual, which is all well and fine until someone disagrees and harshly ridicules you, then you'd continue to be made fun of and devoid of almost all human contact until you refer to other means to suit your longing for companionship...with a chimpanzee; unfortunately your chimp one day gets a paper cut whilst playing cards with you, and you examine his hand with your own, unknowing that you too have a small cut on your finger. The blood is swapped and several months later you find out you have AIDS.

^-^ (XD)

I wish life wasn't so complicated.

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ur wish is granted, but therefore u most never depress me again 0_0

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GAME RUINED

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Granted, but then I revived it by replying to this post. O:

I wish I had a dragon made out of motorcycles.

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The dragon motorcycle burst into many pieces of swiss cheese and they all moved to
Italy to be put on pizza's and served to mobsters from the Godfather....xD....

I wish that Ace and Duck would hurry up and get married.....Go DACE!!!!...xD

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Granted! But Lexi won't be happy...

I wish I had a cheeseburger I can eat right now.

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Granted, but the cheeseburger comes to life and eats you!

I wish that it wasn't so darn cold outside!

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Granted, but to your horror you were sent to the sun D8.....

I wish Scrubs would come on more often nod.gif

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Granted, but all the actors left and were replaced.

I wish I wasn't petrified of needles...

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Lucky: Yeah, like a trainwreck. -__________-

Cassidy and Dusk: Freaky siamese twins seperated at birth.... ~ Andrea
 
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Granted, but unfortunately you stepped on a rusty nail which formed a gash on your foot, it needs stitches and a shot immediately, too bad you've befriended a fashion designer who adores Scrubs *holds up needle and thread & doctors needle* evileye.gif

I wish I could spend 1000 dollers in manhattan with out spending any of MY money *sigh*
(XD I'm watching Ugly Betty now)

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Granted, but you accidently spend your parents money and because of that you've been grounded and sent to your grandparent's house in the country who have no tv, video games, or computer!

I wish that I could take our now horse home today!

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Lucky: Why can't you Toons just enter a room normaly?!
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Lucky: Yeah, like a trainwreck. -__________-

Cassidy and Dusk: Freaky siamese twins seperated at birth.... ~ Andrea
 
Many thanks to HCoyote for the awesome avatar! I love it! <3

Danni- Official supporter of Tessidy, Sethidy, Cassless, Duri, Seck, Ricy, Dapphire, Calric, and Cassaghu 83
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Granted, but it dies of horse aids as soon as it gets there. D:

I wish I could be the DD for my friends more often.

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wish granted, but all ur friends die so therefore u had no purpose as DD
I wish I had some cake right naow -_-

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Granted.But it exploded.
I wish I had a go-cart...

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wish granted, but it was stolen by Mario a few months later.
I wish I was a vampire... 

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That's what SHE said

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Granted, but no one's ever gonna write a series of novels about you or your love life, and it would DEFINITELY not become a major motion picture....
oh yeah, and you kill everyone you love. D8

I wish I would procrastinate less...

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Granted, but then you would have no time for the internet due to actually doing things in a timely manner. XD

I wish that AIDS and cancer were cured.

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Granted, but the common cold becomes deadly.

I wish that my back wouldn't hurt during my riding lessons....

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Lucky: Why can't you Toons just enter a room normaly?!
Bonkers: Us Toons don't do normaly things! That's what makes us sooo adorable! X3
Lucky: Yeah, like a trainwreck. -__________-

Cassidy and Dusk: Freaky siamese twins seperated at birth.... ~ Andrea
 
Many thanks to HCoyote for the awesome avatar! I love it! <3

Danni- Official supporter of Tessidy, Sethidy, Cassless, Duri, Seck, Ricy, Dapphire, Calric, and Cassaghu 83
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granted, but ur stomach hurts now instead and u thow up on ur crush.
I wish Twilight ceased to exsist.

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Granted, but all of the crazy fans haunt your every move.

I wish YouTube wasn't so slow...

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Lucky: Why can't you Toons just enter a room normaly?!
Bonkers: Us Toons don't do normaly things! That's what makes us sooo adorable! X3
Lucky: Yeah, like a trainwreck. -__________-

Cassidy and Dusk: Freaky siamese twins seperated at birth.... ~ Andrea
 
Many thanks to HCoyote for the awesome avatar! I love it! <3

Danni- Official supporter of Tessidy, Sethidy, Cassless, Duri, Seck, Ricy, Dapphire, Calric, and Cassaghu 83
And Maley D. Because it's wrong. \8D/



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Granted.But the internet become slow.
I wish Narnia was real.

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That's what SHE said

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Granted, but then you never find the entrance, but everyone else does, and you forever wonder how to get in, until your death just like the man in the first movie no.gif

I wish I didn't get ahead of myself so much 8/

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Granted, but then you fall so far behind yourself that you create a time paradox, thus destroying the entire universe. O:

I wish bacon had health value and maintained its awesome taste.

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BUT MY CHEESE WILL GET COLD. D8

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Granted. But the lack of FUN in healthy bacon causes you to fall into a parallel universe where Ben Stiller is president of the planet and forces you to watch his carpy movies all day long.

I wish Duck Dodgers were my husband. (let's see you try and corrupt THAT one. XD)

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(I'll give it a try!)

Granted, but then Danger Duck becomes jealous and blackmails you about all the good times you two had together and then Duck Dogers finds out and goes into a deep depression, causing a huge climatic emotional battle that is so won by- *is knocked out by a pillow*

Cassidy *sighs* I wish I didn't have to do that so much....

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Lucky: Why can't you Toons just enter a room normaly?!
Bonkers: Us Toons don't do normaly things! That's what makes us sooo adorable! X3
Lucky: Yeah, like a trainwreck. -__________-

Cassidy and Dusk: Freaky siamese twins seperated at birth.... ~ Andrea
 
Many thanks to HCoyote for the awesome avatar! I love it! <3

Danni- Official supporter of Tessidy, Sethidy, Cassless, Duri, Seck, Ricy, Dapphire, Calric, and Cassaghu 83
And Maley D. Because it's wrong. \8D/



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Wish granted, but as penalty, Cassidy becomes a dog. O:

I wish that I had sharks with laser beams attached to their heads.

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BUT MY CHEESE WILL GET COLD. D8

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Wish granted, but said sharks eat Angela and as a result the sun explodes and everyone dies.

I wish the chips in my oven would be cooked now. =(

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Granted. But the chips would be burnt.

I wish pigs could fly.

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Granted, but they would fly to Venus and blow it up, causing every vagina in the universe to explode.

I wish I had awesome super powers.

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Granted, but Sypher sucks your powers

I wish a certain person liked meeeee

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My heart beats for LP <3 (and another thousand bands -_-;)

Ehm... I've been thinking and... ehm... Nevermind...



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Wish granted, but it's ME! *evil laugh*

I wish it was nice outside.

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Granted, but it becomes horrible inside!

I wish all my homework was finished...

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Lucky: Why can't you Toons just enter a room normaly?!
Bonkers: Us Toons don't do normaly things! That's what makes us sooo adorable! X3
Lucky: Yeah, like a trainwreck. -__________-

Cassidy and Dusk: Freaky siamese twins seperated at birth.... ~ Andrea
 
Many thanks to HCoyote for the awesome avatar! I love it! <3

Danni- Official supporter of Tessidy, Sethidy, Cassless, Duri, Seck, Ricy, Dapphire, Calric, and Cassaghu 83
And Maley D. Because it's wrong. \8D/



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Granted, but due to complications in the life of your teachers, your homework is all actually due in January.


I wish that I could unsee things.

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Granted, but then you begin to unsee so many things that your brain overloads and explodes due to pure confusion!

I wish I wasn't bored...

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Lucky: Why can't you Toons just enter a room normaly?!
Bonkers: Us Toons don't do normaly things! That's what makes us sooo adorable! X3
Lucky: Yeah, like a trainwreck. -__________-

Cassidy and Dusk: Freaky siamese twins seperated at birth.... ~ Andrea
 
Many thanks to HCoyote for the awesome avatar! I love it! <3

Danni- Official supporter of Tessidy, Sethidy, Cassless, Duri, Seck, Ricy, Dapphire, Calric, and Cassaghu 83
And Maley D. Because it's wrong. \8D/



BUT MY CHEESE WILL GET COLD. D8

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Wish granted, but you become so consumed in your excitable activities that you die.

I wish my ultrasound could be over with. -__-

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Granted, but the doctors acidently put the report through the paper shredder. D8

I wish that my homework was finished. (oh yeah, that's right, it's not! XD)

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Lucky: Why can't you Toons just enter a room normaly?!
Bonkers: Us Toons don't do normaly things! That's what makes us sooo adorable! X3
Lucky: Yeah, like a trainwreck. -__________-

Cassidy and Dusk: Freaky siamese twins seperated at birth.... ~ Andrea
 
Many thanks to HCoyote for the awesome avatar! I love it! <3

Danni- Official supporter of Tessidy, Sethidy, Cassless, Duri, Seck, Ricy, Dapphire, Calric, and Cassaghu 83
And Maley D. Because it's wrong. \8D/



BUT MY CHEESE WILL GET COLD. D8

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Wish granted, but by some odd coincident, your work appears to be vaguely similar to that of a student from 20 years ago, thus rendering you in copyright violation and being expelled.

I wish... I wish... I wish Loonatics Unleashed were better handled by the animators and writers of WB. D:

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Granted, but then LU would have a larger fanbase, thus resulting in bad tiems and forums full of illiterate younglings.

I wish that I had more DQ ice cream right nao.

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Granted, but it goes straight to your hips and you will never again fit into a size six! D8

I wish that my parents wouldn't make fun of the fact that I like HSM.

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Lucky: Why can't you Toons just enter a room normaly?!
Bonkers: Us Toons don't do normaly things! That's what makes us sooo adorable! X3
Lucky: Yeah, like a trainwreck. -__________-

Cassidy and Dusk: Freaky siamese twins seperated at birth.... ~ Andrea
 
Many thanks to HCoyote for the awesome avatar! I love it! <3

Danni- Official supporter of Tessidy, Sethidy, Cassless, Duri, Seck, Ricy, Dapphire, Calric, and Cassaghu 83
And Maley D. Because it's wrong. \8D/



An Ace that is without a soul

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Granted, but then they love it, too, and sing to all your friends.

I wish Christmas break would come already -___-;

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Granted, but then it goes by so fast you miss most of it!

I wish my cat would stop sneezing...

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Lucky: Why can't you Toons just enter a room normaly?!
Bonkers: Us Toons don't do normaly things! That's what makes us sooo adorable! X3
Lucky: Yeah, like a trainwreck. -__________-

Cassidy and Dusk: Freaky siamese twins seperated at birth.... ~ Andrea
 
Many thanks to HCoyote for the awesome avatar! I love it! <3

Danni- Official supporter of Tessidy, Sethidy, Cassless, Duri, Seck, Ricy, Dapphire, Calric, and Cassaghu 83
And Maley D. Because it's wrong. \8D/



An Ace that is without a soul

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Granted, but the dust mites up its nose make its way to up to its brain, thus killing your cat in a deranged, yet possible way.

I wish I had a scanner.

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Granted, but Danny Phantom killed Ace.
I wish I had a hippopotamus for Christmas...

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Granted, but then it grows wings, and it turns out to be a Hippogryph, which kills you because you are not at level 16 or higher.

I wish I could fit into a size six again after all that ice cream went to my hips. D:



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BUT MY CHEESE WILL GET COLD. D8

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Granted. But a size six is ridiculously small... But your brane will tell you it's not small enough and soon you will develop anorexia and be admitted to hospital after your hair starts falling out and your periods stop.

I wish I weren't so tired. D:



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Granted, but then you become so alert that you can no longer fall asleep. You die in under a week.

I wish I had another cookie.

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