OK before we begin I admit this is NOT a loonatics fanfic, this song parody is completly about my own origanal charaacters.. BUT before you throw full wine bottle at your computer screen, these particular characters would never exist if not for Loonatics Unleashed

If not for my crush on Rev Runner I would never have created Prince Zander.

I had an idea for a character named Revel who was in love with Zander's sister but in my stories he was just a background character didn't really have a personality yet... but when I saw Family Buissness and got a taste of Rip, I got an idea on what Revel's personality would be like.

So, Zander is based on Rev, Revel is based on Rip, Main difference is Zander and Revel are friends not brothers, and Zander is a Prince, and Revel is a servant boy


Some background info on the song, basicly the set up for this song is that Revel's past has been revealed , that he is the son of a rapist which makes him all but an outcast and after Zander accidently embaresses him in front their peers. Revel is purseuded by to cat like creatures named Quaxo and Rum Tum Tugger (Yes I'm a Cats fan) to cast a spell that will make Zander fall in love with the most vile creature in the universe i.e. a human being

(Just in case you weren't aware these characters are aliens on anouther planet)

Now here is the song


Revel:I admit in the past I’ve been a nasty
They weren’t kidding when they called me kind of strange
But they’ll soon be better days I’ll be mending all my ways
Repenting seen the light and made a change

And fortunately I know a little secret
It’s a talent that I always have possessed
And my friends please don’t laugh I use it on behalf
Of the miserable lonely and depressed

Quaxo and Rum Tum:

Pathetic!

Revel:

Poor unfortunate birds. In pain in need
This one longs for better feathers
This one wants to get a girl

And do I help them?
Yes indeed.

Those Poor Unfortunate birdsIt’s sad but true

They come flocking to my chamber begging help us pretty please!
And I help them yes I do!

Rum Tum:I hear Earth girls don’t like a lot of chatter

Quaxo:They think a guy who gossips is a bore

Revel:Yes on Earth it’s quite preferred for fellows not to say a word, and after all what good is idle prattle for?

They’re not all that impressed with conversation
I’ve heard the earth girls say it makes them hurl
But they dote and swoon and fawn on a fellow who’s withdrawn
And Zander will have to hold his tongue to get a girl!

Trio:

Oh that poor unfortunate bird!

Revel:

I know it’s bad!It’s not nice!

But it’s really not my fault I’ve got bad genes you see,It’s in my blood, My father’s vice!

That Poor Unfortunate bird!

It’s sad but true!

If I want to get my way than I’ll have to be quite cruel.A drop of this, A bit of that to make  Zander look the fool.

Quaxo, Rum Tum now I got it boys!

MY VOICE WILL BE HEARD!

This POOR UNFORTUETE BIRD!

THE CHANT
Stellar Lunaris, Lunar Stallaris
Come light of the moon that is new.
Come forth Double Helix
Of the Dark Hearted Phoenix

AND GRANT ME MY DUE!

-- Edited by Mistress of Fear at 23:16, 2008-12-05

-- Edited by Mistress of Fear at 04:22, 2008-12-06