*Lexi and Duck are practicing some moves in the virtual trainer when Lexi knocks Duck off his feet and he sprawls to the floor* Lexi: HA! Now I've got you right where I- ...... What's that? *points to Duck's chest* Duck: *looks down and sees the necklace hanging from his neck, having come up from underneath his suit* Uh! Nothing! *shoves it back into his suit* Lexi: Was that a BFF necklace?? *trying not to laugh* Duck: NO! Lexi: Who has the other half?? Slam: *walks past whistling, twirling HIS BFF necklace on his finger* Lexi: ..... O_o Duck: .............. DON'T JUDGE US!! DX *runs away crying*
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Andrea: ....I think my kidney laughed. Sye: Your bladder told it to stop. 83
Duck knows of Slam's affair with pizza... So what if Duck seeks Ace's comfort during this difficult time in his life, and sparks flare up... And things start happening... And Slam CATCHES them. :O
Slam: *walks in on Duck and Ace making out* Duck: O_O Slam! It's not what it looks like! We were- Ace: Forget it Slam! You've hurt my Duck too many times! I won't stand for it any more! Slam: Urahdablahmine! Ace: In your DREAMS! He's MINE!! Slam: *charges his spin cycle* Ace: *whips out his Guardian Strike Sword* FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!! Lexi: *walks in and sees epic battle ensuing* *walks over to Duck* What's going ON??? Duck: *casually* Oh, Slam and I have been seeing each other for a while now as a result of our deep and binding friendship but it came to a point where I realised that Slam could never love me as much as he loved pizza and my attempted murder of pizza wasn't going to stop his affections so I sought Ace's guidance but ended up uncovering his hidden emotions for me which flared up a forbidden affair that Slam soon found out about and now they're both battling it out until one of them prevails victorious and may then claim my heart once and for all. Lexi: ......... Wait... Ace is gay?? Duck: Duh. Lexi: ..................... So....... Who do YOU want to win??? Duck: Oh, it doesn't matter. Rev and I eloped about two weeks ago.
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Andrea: ....I think my kidney laughed. Sye: Your bladder told it to stop. 83
HEY! In 'I Am Slamacus', every time Duck tried to swindle Slam into a low percentage of the money and Slam growled, Duck would immediately lower his cut. This proves that Duck really DOESN'T have a backbone. XD
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Andrea: ....I think my kidney laughed. Sye: Your bladder told it to stop. 83
I never realised Duck had such an advanced vocabulary. I never noticed some of the terminology that he utilised in order to express himself. Now that's something me and him both have in common.
That played for a little while again a year or two ago. XD
What TV shows do you think Slam and Duck would watch together besides Basher Ball? I think some sappy soapie... Duck ends up bawling his eyes out and Slam stares on in confusion.
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Andrea: ....I think my kidney laughed. Sye: Your bladder told it to stop. 83
TV Chef: Ann now, stuff your duck dinner with the garnishes we made earlier... Slam: *mixes a bowl of herbs and spices* Duck: ............... this is awkward.....
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Andrea: ....I think my kidney laughed. Sye: Your bladder told it to stop. 83
INVADES TOPIC FOR NO REASON. YOU'VE JUST BEEN SPAMMED! *evil laughter* *disapears*
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Seth. Asking for sex at the worst moments imaginable. ~ Emily
Wile E. Coyote was anvil'd, crushed, catapolted, ignited on fire, blown up, runned over, and sent sailing across the desert to God knows where. But he never stopped trying.