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lovegreenanred · Avril lover

Ozzie's Journal

X4get~the~worldX · MagykWire

Mom spied on me and a friend with Ozzie today. They're constantly stalking me down whenever I go out with friends. It's a bit annoying really. After they turned visible again, they ran off. Parents can be so cumbersome.

~Quinton

Soupapowah · That's what SHE said

He saw me. My nino saw me, and now his uncle won't let me out of the tower for a while....
But I need to knooooow.

-Quick

(XD)

lovegreenanred · Avril lover

That's very good Sye. But actually what I was thinking was you take the actual scene and copy and paste it down here. XD

Soupapowah · That's what SHE said

OoOOooh gotcha

lovegreenanred · Avril lover

Quinton: *at mall with girl*
Quick: *following close behind out of sight in a spy costume*
Ozzie: I can't beleive you dragged me into this.
Quick: Shut up and just keep us invisible.
Ozzie: We're not invisible! We're see thorugh! There's a HUGE difference.
Quick: I don't care. I just want to see how well its going without him seeing me.
Ozzie: Yeah well I think it's i-i-i ACHOOOO!!!!
*they become visible*
Quinton: M-MOM!? What the heck are you doing?! D8
Quick: Uuuuuh...Plan T! Evasive manuvers! *grabs Ozzie and runs*
Ozzie: GAAAAAAH!!!!!!! D8

Ozzie: That was a nightmare! I had the worst case of whiplash when we got home! DX

CassidyCoyote · Techie 4 life

Ozzie: Then of course there's the day I first saw little Felicity. The girl's beyond adorable but between her and her sister I don't know how much more snuggling I can take! D8

Ozzie: *climsb up to see Felicity* Hiya there cutie! *kisses her on the forhead*
Felicity: Ah! 8D *grabs him and squeezes*
Ozzie: Gah! Oh jeez! Just like her sister! GAG! Take it easy kid, I jsut groomed. D8
Mairi: *carefully pries Felicity's fingers from Ozzie* Not a cuddle-toy, possum. *hands her a kitten plush instead and snuggles Ozzie for herself*
Ozzie: GAG! Gerroff!...I have fleas!
Mairi: Pffft! I work with a mass amount of children. Fleas, lice, colds, flus, measles, chicken pox, sticky fingers, runny noses, blood, spit... You name it, I've had it on me.
Ozzie: .....I'm gonna die! My tiny little body wonttake all of that! D8 *struggling*
Mairi: Don't chuck a wobbly! I bathe. ^__^
Felicity: D8 *points in direction Ozzie had gone* AH! AH!
Cass: *holds her so she can see Ozzie* see, Felic? That's Ozzie..
Felicity: \8D/ OOooooossszah!
Mairi: *continues snuggling Ozzie* She liiiiikes you. ^__^
Cass: And that's Mairi, Felic! *points to Mazz*
Felicity: \8D/ ... Mahaha!!!
Ozzie: *breaks free of Mairi and crawls back up to see Felicity* *his stone glows and sparkling gold stars start to float around*
Felicity: 8OOOOOOO..... *tries to grab sparkles but fails and grabs Ozzie's tail instead*
Ozzie: *holds breath while praying she dosnet pull while he slowly reaches to release it*
Felicity: \8D/......... *still holding tail*............
Ozzie: *slowly starts to pull his tail out so he dosnet upset her* Okay sweety pie, Ozzie needs his tail back now. ^_^;
Mairi: *dangles rattle over Felicity's head* 8DDD
Felicity: 8OOOO *lets go of Ozzie's tail and tries to grab at rattle* 8DDD
Ozzie: *sigh of relief* ^^

XtreamCrazy · BUT MY CHEESE WILL GET COLD. D8

Ah. Good times. Good times. ^__^

lovegreenanred · Avril lover

Nobody got anything else they wnt to put in? I thought this would be a good idea. That way we dont have to go through all the threads looking for certain stuff in the future.

CassidyCoyote · Techie 4 life

Mairi: *snatches Icy under one arm and Cassidy under the other and smooshes them both into each of her boobs* 8D
Cass: -.O.... Mazz...... Please let go....
Mairi: *does not*
Cass: Ppppppllllleeeeeaaassssseeeee.........T_T
Mairi: *does not*
Me: *pokes Cass* You have shape-shifting powers, y'know....
Cass:........ *glares*
Me: I know... I don't have you use them alot in my stories. T____T
Mairi: *stares at a wall obliviously*
Cass:......*shape-shifts out of Mazz's grasp* >_>
Ozzie: *stares at Cassidy*
Cassidy: *stares at Ozzie*
Ozzie:. *blinks* ...GAH! Why the heck did you turn into me?! D8
Cassidy: *in Ozzie's voice* Gah! Why the heck did you turn into me!? D8
Ozzie: How did you do that?! D8
Cassidy: Oh I just lipped it. Mazz did the voice.
Mairi: *doing Ozzie's voice again* I'm a farmer! 8D

lovegreenanred · Avril lover

LOL! I totally remember that! XD

And they dont all have to have Ozzie in them you know. 0_o

CassidyCoyote · Techie 4 life

Oh.

Well that would've been nice to know XD

lovegreenanred · Avril lover

This is basically for any scene between the OCs and Loonatics that would be funny. XD

CassidyCoyote · Techie 4 life

*flashback to one dareing night*
Ozzie: *blows whistle* Alright people! The dare is to stay up as long as you can! you snooze you lose! And that means.....NOW!
*two nights later*
Icy: Urgh! I don't know how much more I can take of this!
Tech: *yawn* Yeah, usually I could put up with staying up for hours on end but this is ridiculous *looks at Cassidy asleep* Well she didn't last long...
Quick: Estoy cansadooooooo..... TT__TT Zzzzzzzz.......
Mairi: No! Quick! Speack to me! You can't go now! Not when we've come this far! D8
Rev: *zooms in* WHOO!!! ISN'T THIS GREAT!!! I MEAN STAYING UP ALL THIS TIME JUST GETS ME PUMPED AND I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY THE HECK IM IM SO PUMPED AND I GUESS IT BECAUSE OF ADRENALINE OR SOMETHING BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I CAN STAY UP A WHOLE WEE--*falls to ground* Zzzzzzzzzz.........
Icy: .....night Rev. 0_o
Ozzie: And they're dropping like flies.
Ace: Why aren't you sleepy? DX
Ozzie: I never agreed to the dare. I'm jsut supervising and helping you guys stay awake.
Ace: And how are you doing dat?
Ozzie: *chucks his glass of water in Ace's face*
Ace: Whoo! tanks! I needed dat. 8D
Slam: Raga draba Duck.
Lexi: Slam's right. Duck's so tired he cant even talk straight.
Duck: Talking what you about are? Just I'm fine talking... @_@
Mairi: Cool! I want to talk like that! Does I it loves! 8D
Cassidy: *sits ups suddenly* FISHSTICKS!!!! D8
Tech: *face palm*
Sapphire: Oh don't worry. I had a nightmare about marshmellows once.
Dusk: Wh-what the heck is up with Seth. The guy hasn't even moved in the past three hours.
Ace: He looks so focused. Why didn't I think of trying to meditate. 0_o
Lexi: Because then you would have fallen asleep the minute you closed your eyes. -___-;
Icy: *walks over and waves his hands in front of Seth's face* Heloo? Seth?
Dusk: *pokes at his forehead and looks closer* .....He's sleeping.
Icy: What?
Dusk: Look! he painted his eyelids!
Ozzie: Oooh! I have GOT to see this! *runs over and climbs up to Seth's shoulder to get a better look*
Seth: *wakes up and smiles sheepishly*
Ozzie: That is so awesome! 8D But your still out, dude.
Seth: *shrugs*
Cassidy: *shoots up again* KOALAS!!!!!! D8
Tech: *yet another face palm*

lovegreenanred · Avril lover

Ahahaha! See! there we go! XD

CassidyCoyote · Techie 4 life

...

WINWINWINWINWINWINWINWIN.

That was my thought when I first read it in Dusk's thread. 83

lovegreenanred · Avril lover

I'm just in that kind of mood today.

CassidyCoyote · Techie 4 life

A WINNING mood. 83

lovegreenanred · Avril lover

Whats my prize!? 8D

CassidyCoyote · Techie 4 life

....

A pic of Rev and Icy all summery-like?

XtreamCrazy · BUT MY CHEESE WILL GET COLD. D8

I want a picture of Slam being all summery-like.

Duck: What for??

For having Mairi in nearly all of these scenarios. 83

CassidyCoyote · Techie 4 life

I'm drawing Mazz and Duck all summery-like for you 83

And then Seth and Quick,

And Tech and Cass,

And Shadow and Dana 83

XtreamCrazy · BUT MY CHEESE WILL GET COLD. D8

I feel like drawing summery stuff.

But i keep drawing wintry stuff.

Because it's winter here.

And it's making me sad this year.

Usually winter is a happy time for me.

But not here in 2009.

):

CassidyCoyote · Techie 4 life

D8

I'm also drawing the gang in different outfits for my new project "Ya Think You Can Dance?"

...

Don't ask. XD

XtreamCrazy · BUT MY CHEESE WILL GET COLD. D8

I've drawn all the OCs and the 'Tics in a criminal line-up style piece and my God Mairi is tall. XD

ALSO!

Expect a picture of the boys coming up soon. 83

lovegreenanred · Avril lover

Will be expecting it. =3

Now I shall scout for more scenes. I think there may be a couple of good ones in the Bloopers section. biggrin

*runs off*

XtreamCrazy · BUT MY CHEESE WILL GET COLD. D8

Oh. I forgot about the bloopers. XD

lovegreenanred · Avril lover

Mairi: *plonks multiple bags of McDonalds in front of her kids* I got lazy. 83
Duck: This isn't a substantial meal. T__T
Mairi: Don't eat it then.
Duck: I won't. *looks directly at each child* And you shouldn't either.
Matty D.: Chef.
Duck: Yes?
Matty D.: Shut up.
Duck: *slaps Matt upside the head*
Matty D.: *giggles like a small child before sticking his bill inside his McDonalds bag* 8D
Tarne: *takes fries from Finny's box*
Finny: Newt. Is that a Fillet of Fish?
Newt: *nods*
Finny: Gimme a bite.
Newt: *holds burger to Finny's beak*
Finny: *noms*
Pierce: I'm pretty sure I asked for extra sauce on my Big Mac. T__T
Matty D.: ... *looks down at his burger* I was wondering why this was so saucy... :3
Pierce: Please return it to its original owner. *the two swap*
Tarne: Ew. Who wants my gurken??
*Finny and Matty D. both raise their hands*
Pierce: You should make them fight for it. '___'
Newt: *signs something*
Finny: Fight to the death? For a slice of gurken?
Matty D.: *blank stare* ... Seraphin... This is serious business.
Finny: Oh... D8
Pierce: You doubted the intensity of the gurken. *chokes back fake tears* How could you?
Finny: I'm ashamed. So utterly, utterly ashamed. ):
Tarne: *slams fist on table* You are hereby dubbed no longer worthy of the gurken.
Finny: I should pretty much die. '_____'
Matty D., Tarne and Pierce: *in unison* You should.
Finny: What's your opinion on this, Chef?
Duck: I'm off duty. I have no opinion.
Finny: Welp! That's enough for me. *looks to Mairi* I'm going to go commit suicide now.
Mairi: Finish your tea first. *points to his meal all motherly-like*
Newt: *signs something*
Matty D.: I concur. Why waste good Maccas on a feller who isn't even going to digest it?
Pierce: I see your point.
Matty D.: Do you like my point?
Pierce: I do. I do.
Matty D.: Is it a nice point?
Pierce: It's very pointy.
Matty D.: *nods seriously*
Tarne: ........ Finny! You hereby forfit your burger to me. 8D
Matty D.: And your fries to me.
Pierce: Can I just have a bite of his burger?
Tarne: Certainly! I permit as such! 8D *hands Finny's burger to Pierce*
Pierce: *noms burger*
Finny: .......................................... I no longer know how to handle this situation.
Matty D.: This is what comes of doubting the gurken.
Tarne: Shun the non believer!
Mairi: Shhhhhuuuunnnnuh! 8D
Duck: You wait till now to enter the conversation?
Mairi: I don't muck about when Charlie the Unicorn is involved.
Duck: Obviously not.
Matty D.: Chef.
Duck: ???
Matty D.: Shut up.
Duck: *smacks his son's burger into his face*
Matty D.: Mmmmm... Saucy. 83

lovegreenanred · Avril lover

Pierce: *working through his homework with Ash and Avril*
Tarne: *playing a handheld console*
Matty D.: *watching TV with Finny and Slam* 83
[ON TV]
Chef: CRAIG! I WANT THAT SALAD PLATED 10 SECONDS AGO!
Craig: YES CHEF!
Chef: LISA! YOUR ORDER HAS BEEN SENT BACK! THE MEAT WAS UNDER COOKED!! WAKE UP GIRL!!!
Lisa: YES CHEF!
Chef: WHERE IS THE POTATO SALAD FOR NUMBER 27??? I WANT IT PLATED NOW!
Gregory: YES CHEF!
[IRL]
Duck: *walks in* *looks about* Ok, you kids. Ace wants this area tidied up before dinner.
Matty D.: YES CHEF! 8D
Finny: YES CHEF! 8D
Pierce: YES CHEF! 8D
Newt: *signs something* 8D
Tarne: YES CHEF! 8D
Ash: ...
Avril: Yes chef? O_o

XtreamCrazy · BUT MY CHEESE WILL GET COLD. D8

Somehow... I knew these would end up in here. XDDD

Soupapowah · That's what SHE said

They were truely amazing XD

lovegreenanred · Avril lover

Well this is where thye go. so I send you all out on a hunt to look for more!
Ozzie: Tallyho!
Me: ........whta was that?!
Ozzie: I have no clue. XD

XtreamCrazy · BUT MY CHEESE WILL GET COLD. D8

*puts Ozzie in old-fashioned horse-riding clothes* 8D

lovegreenanred · Avril lover

Ozzie: .....Cool! I'm a cowferret! YEEHAA!!! XD

CassidyCoyote · Techie 4 life

Duck: Hey Cassidy.... wanna face me? *playing violent video game*

Cass: No thanks..

Duck: Afraid I'll beat you?

Cass: You probably will... I've never played video games before..

Duck: *nearly drops controller-thingy* You've never played video games before?!!!

Cass: Yeah.....

Duck:..... Where were you as a kid?!

Cass:.. OUTSIDE. Playing tag and hide-and-seek with my freinds.... Like MOST normal kids...

Duck:.......Do you want me to show you?

Cass:... Nah, I'll just watch..

Duck: *destroys spider-like monster on video game*

Cass: *tilts head to the side*... That looked like Carla....

Duck:...O.o....What?

Cass: My pet taurantula I had when I was six...

Duck: You had a pet taurantula when you were six?

Cass: Yeah, why?

Duck: It's weird....... most boys take them to school to scare girls at that age...

Cass: I know... I was the only girl in my class that didn't run away screaming.... then the other girls would make fun of me.... so I took Carla to school the next day and hid her in one of the girls' desk........I had detention for a week, but it was more than worth it. :3

Duck:....Wow... you're like.....a guy.... only with long hair and no-MMPH.

Cass: *has clamped his bill shut* You are not allowed to speak anymore. T________T

XtreamCrazy · BUT MY CHEESE WILL GET COLD. D8

Good times. Good times.

CassidyCoyote · Techie 4 life

Dusk: * being dragged into the lab* Tell me again why we're doing this at right now?
Sapphire: Because I'm sure I left it here.... somewhere.
Dusk: *yawns* But its 2.30 in the morning! Can't it wait until tomorrow?
Sapphire:No way! Do you remember what happened the last time I left my chocolate bar on one of Tech's thingamajigs?
Dusk: Please don't remind me.... *shudders* And Tech's going to flip if he finds out we're here right now.
Sapphire: But I've gotta find it, do you want another raging fire ball of death to float around here leaving everything it touches chocolate again?!
Dusk: Nope..... But why am I here again?
Sapphire: *stops looking and looks at him*....*crosses arms* DX
Dusk: ...........
Sapphire: ...............
Dusk: ......... owhhhh.
Sapphire: Took you long enough genius. *turns around and keeps looking*
Dusk: See, that's what happens when somebody is awake too late. It messes up our rational thinking.
Sapphire: ..................................... Nah, I just take it on bad 'boyfriend-ing' skills on your part. *reaches out* Hey! I think I've got it.
Dusk: Sweet, now lets get out of here.
Sapphire: Hold on. It's entangled in some wires *tugs*.
Chocolate: *still stuck*
Dusk: Let me try.... *walks past and tugs*
Sapphire: *steps back into a machine*........*accidently presses a button*
Machine : *loud whirriiinngggg sound*........*lets out a blast of gas right at Dusk's face*
Dusk: *chokes*
Sapphire: Ermm... I-
Dusk: *giggles*
Sapphire: *'wth face'*
Dusk: *giggles louder*..... Gosh. You sure are *high pitch giggle* pretty tonight.
Sapphire: *is completely lost*....... *looks at machine*
Dusk: *starts laughing*
Sapphire: DUSK! Shhh.
Dusk: *hysterical laughter*
Sapphire: ............................... TEEECCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!

*in another room*
Seth: *wakes up* I SENSE A DISTURBANCE!!! ALONG WITH SUSHI AND A SIDE ORDER OF PANCAKES!!!
Quick: Dios mio Seth. Sleep. NOW!

crazyfan1 · Anthros

(made this up XD)
Yuni: *smells smoke* what the effin... *walks into kitchen to see Cassidy cooking.*
Cassidy: ack its not suppose to burn. *sees Yuni* oh, hi... Yuni, right?
Yuni: Its You-Knee. And you suck at cooking. *drags chair over [XD soooo short]) Hand me some Tex mex, cloves, garlic and pepper. *cooks food*
--
Yuni: MATT! I AM NOT... *sees everyone watching* errrrr dancing at that ... um... jodienda place!
Quick: HEY! Dont swear!
Yuni: wtf?
XD
Yuni:... bite me. *sees Ozzie, tries not to squel* hi ferret. *hugs it*

lovegreenanred · Avril lover

Ozzie: I'm....trying....so hard....to get used to it. But there's just this little part of me that has been forgotten that is screaming "Hugging is a NO!" DX

crazyfan1 · Anthros

Yuni: IT TALKS! *drops it* F6cking ferret*kicks it, leaves*

X4get~the~worldX · MagykWire

....That was rude...*helps Ozzie up*

Sapphire A. Star · Star Seeker

*nods* Poor Ozzie....

And I want to add something to the lab scene after Quick ^^

IN ANOTHER ROOM

Tech: *wakes up* MY LAB SENSES ARE TINGLING!!
Cassidy: *snuggles up to him* 8D
Tech: ................ Ehhhh, it could wait >8D

Because I'm bored XD

lovegreenanred · Avril lover

Ozzie: Owowowowwowo! doh
Me: That was rude! You okay Ozzie?
Ozzie: Well, despite the fact I way less then a basket ball the only thing that seems to really hurt are a couple of ribs and my pride.....I'm going to go to my drawer now. -____-; *slumps off*
Me: ..................................................... furious

Sapphire A. Star · Star Seeker

D8!!!

*picks Ozzie up* I won’t have anyone picking on you. *continues snuggling while carrying Ozzie to his drawer*

CassidyCoyote · Techie 4 life

Syaz.

I love you. ;_____;

crazyfan1 · Anthros

Yuni: *trying to pretend she doesnt car* meh.
Me: you love animals, you died in side.
Yuni: *scowls*
Me: I'll give you sushi if you apologise
Yuni: SUSHI?! *grabs Ozzie and hugs* I am sooo sorry Ozzie. *puts him down* sushi now!

lovegreenanred · Avril lover

Ozzie: *slumps into Icy's bedrom to curl up in his drawer bed*
Icy: *reading mag* What happened to you? You look like something the cat dragged in.
Ozzie: I was humiliated and kicked across the room by a phsycho duck girl.
Icy: No! Who!?
Ozzie: Yuni.
Icy: I don't think I like this Yuni person! furious *gets up and charges out of room*
Ozzie: ......*sigh* *puts on headphones and listens to ypod*

crazyfan1 · Anthros

Yunis from the planet Orin. She also is human like, but shorter then Duck. She was adopted by his parents, so that make sher Icys cousin.
Yuni: *sees Icy* woah! what up cuz?

lovegreenanred · Avril lover

Icy: .....you.....kicked.....my.....ferret..... furious

crazyfan1 · Anthros

Yuni: well err, I... okay, here. I am frigging tired of being the week short cuz and sister of you and Duck, needing protection everytime I turn around. So I am not going to let myself be the stupid girl whos so shy, prefers animals, and cooks. I'm sorry and I hope he can forgive me.