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I_See_Your_True_Colours · MagykWire

RE: What LE chars would never say

Luc Bunny · Loonatic

Duck: *on radio, and eating* Umm. Start with the national anthem and *burp* ah screw it, yeah, I got too drunk last night, just play the opening.

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Announcer: The couple who thinks the other is screwing America, I say You Say is next, with the Bunny's

Ace: I'm Dr. Bunny and I'm a liberal

Lexi: Get too a 10 step program

Ace: 12 steps

Lexi Well you deserve 10, I'm also Dr. Bunny and I'm conservitive
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Tech: In this court, I am the law, I'm Judge Coyote, and this is Just or Unjust

Announcer: The scripted drama of a Court show.

Girl: But I'm the mother of his son!

Tech: That doesn't mean he can't get some on the side!

Announcer: The injustice of an American Court Room

Tech: Someone give me head and I'll waiver the charges

Announcer: The tension of desperate network trying to stave of it's self imposed death rattle, by making a mockery of our justice system

Guy: But he put me in a wheel chair! And I got to save the world in the next half hour, including commercials!

Tech: I'm tired of your fake sob stories! How am I supposed to believe that you lost your legs! Now wheel on out of here Lieutenant before I push you down the stairs myself!

Announcer: All packed together with the incredible excitement of a game show!

Tech: Ok, you have 10 seconds to tell the truth, or you will be set on fire!

Girl: This isn't fair!

Tech: *laughs* Welcome to American justice lady

*fire ignites*

Girl: *Screams*

Announcer: This is Just or Unjust, With Judge Coyote, It's the hard world of radio justice, and a real court of law.

Why I did this? I don't know. Kudos to you if you can guess were these came from.

-- Edited by Luc Bunny at 16:12, 2008-07-04

zadavias_spirit · Out of This World

I have no idea where it came from... but it was awesome. XD
"Tech: Someone give me head and I'll waiver the charges" made me laugh for a good minute or so.

IguanaSauna · Martian

Rye wrote:

Dragon Wing wrote:

Rev would be the hardest to kidnap. V_V

Not necessarily... he loves his seed buns, don't he? XD -leaves trail of seed buns- Hehe.

Dude, did you even watch the old roadrunner cartoons? You try to catch Rev, and I can guaruntee that a giant rock will fall out of the sky and crush you, or you'll catch fire. Or something.

Dragon Wing · Gone

Ooh, spontaneous combustion sounds fun!

lovegreenanred · Avril lover

IguanaSauna wrote:

Rye wrote:

Dragon Wing wrote:

Rev would be the hardest to kidnap. V_V

Not necessarily... he loves his seed buns, don't he? XD -leaves trail of seed buns- Hehe.

Dude, did you even watch the old roadrunner cartoons? You try to catch Rev, and I can guaruntee that a giant rock will fall out of the sky and crush you, or you'll catch fire. Or something.

I laughed for a good ten minutes after reading this. XD

I_See_Your_True_Colours · MagykWire

Rev: Hey Tech. Did you see that rainbow this morning?

Tech: Yeah. It was huge.

Duck: Eh. I hate those things.

Rev: Nobody hates rainbows.

Tech: Yeah. What's there to hate about rainbows?

Duck: Well, you know. You'll just be sitting there, minding your own business, and they'll come marching in, and crawl up your leg, and start biting the inside of your ass, and you'll be all like, "Hey. Get out of my ass you stupid rainbows."

Tech: Duck, what the hell are you talking about?

Duck: I'm talking about rainbows. I hate those friggin' things.

Rev: Rainbows are those little arches of color that show up after a rainstorm.

Duck: Oh. RainBOWS. Yeah, I like those. Those are cool.

Tech: What were you talking about?

Duck: Huh? Oh nothing. Forget it.

Rev: No. What marches in, crawls up your leg-...

Duck: Nothing.

Rev: ...and starts biting the inside of your ass?

Duck: Nothing!

Luc Bunny · Loonatic

Zadavia: Ok, who wants to be the leader?

Duck: I have an idea!

Ace: That's a first

Duck: Let's have an election!

Ace: Wh..What?

Tech: It means we vote for our next leader

Duck: Yeah, that way, it'll be fair

Ace: Alright then, let's vote

Duck: No, no, no. You've got it all wrong! First we need a constitution to set up the way this place should be governed, then vote on laws and regulations so that big businesses can't force special interest groups that force us to watch Canadian television.

Tech: Is it me, or did he just lose..

Ace: He's gone completely Duck s**t

Duck: Seriously guys

Tech: He's right, to make this a fair vote, we need rules.

Ace: Alright let's set some up, how long could this possilbly take?

-One week later-

Ace: *signs* Now that we set up the constitution of 'Fairy Land'

Tech: NEW Fairy Land

Duck: No, it's 'Nuevo' Fairy Land

Ace: Whatever, let's just start this thing.

-- Edited by Luc Bunny at 20:59, 2008-07-09

Siamese712 · I blamed it on the dog...

South Park Refrenc....

*Slam sits on the couch*

Duck: SLAM NO!!!

Slam: Wha?

Ace: Slam get up! Get up! Get up!

*Slam gets up and rev grabs a kenny doll he was sitting on. It's torn up*

Rev: Slam!-Oh-my0god-you-killed-Kenny!!!!

Tech: You Ba****ed!

Lexi *walks in* you guys are idiots. It's a doll.

-- Edited by Siamese712 at 11:41, 2008-07-11

I_See_Your_True_Colours · MagykWire

SOUTH PARK HAS INVADED LUO!!!!!

zadavias_spirit · Out of This World

And it has done so again!!! XD

Duck: BLAME CANADA!!!
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Woman: We're from the Make A Wish Foundation, granting wishes to boys and girls like you. So, Rev, if you could have one wish, what would it be?
[silence]
Man: What's your wish, pal?
Rev: [muffled talking]
Woman: What did he say?
Ace: He said his wish is not to die.
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Zadavia: I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!!!
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Stan: Oh, God, he's got that stupid beard on again!
Duck: [sits next to Rev] No, Rev, point the blade the other way otherwise you might cut yourself. There you go... Isn't this fun you guys, carvin' pumpkins on Halloween? [singing] You guys are my best friends / Through thick and thin / We've always been together / We're four of a kind / Havin' fun all day / Palin' around and laughin' away / We're best friends / Best friends are weeee! [Ace, Rev, and Tech are all staring at Duck] I love you, guys.

I_See_Your_True_Colours · MagykWire

lovegreenanred · Avril lover

Damn I hate that show -__-;

zadavias_spirit · Out of This World

Why?

Duck: But maaaaaaaaaaaaam!
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Duck: No, Mister Kitty, this is mah pot pai!!!
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Tech's Father: [at Tech's wedding rehearsal dinner] Could I have everyone's attention, please? Tomorrow, my son is gonna get married to a beautiful lady.
[sniffles] I'm very happy for them both. [begins to choke back tears] Ooh, there I go - I told myself I wasn't gonna cry.
Tech: It's okay, pop.
Tech's Mother: Thomas, you're gonna get me going now. [begins to tear up]
Tech's Father: I remember when Tech was just a three-year-old little man, he came runnin' into me with a big smile and his little tool belt on, and he says to me, "Poppa, poppa." I said, "What do you need, Tech, my boy?" He said, "I need about tree-fitty."
Tech's Mother: Tree-fitty!
Tech's Father: Well, it was about that time I begin to get suspicious. I said, "Tech, my boy, why do you need tree-fitty?" He said, "My imaginary friend Boo-Boo the dinosaur wants it." So I went to my son's room, and sure enough, there was that damn Loch Ness Monster!
Tech's Mother: Lord, it was scary!
Tech's Father: I said, "Dammit, monster, you quit bugging my children, now. We work for our money in this house - we don't just give money away!"

lovegreenanred · Avril lover

It's just a little over the top crued for me.

I_See_Your_True_Colours · MagykWire

More please!

Tech: [making a diagram of global warming damage] Everyone below this line needs to be evacuated. Everyone above this line is already dead. We're stuck here in the middle. These states might be okay, they're balmy. New York is gonna have huge tidal waves that affect this whole area.

Random Guy:

Tech: confused What?

[looks at the board and realized his diagram looks like a penis]

Tech: Oh, godammit! Godammit! [erases it]

lovegreenanred · Avril lover

OHMYGAUD! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! XD XD XD XD

I_See_Your_True_Colours · MagykWire

I think South Park & Loonatics together makes it 10 times funny.

lovegreenanred · Avril lover

Wait.......was that from Soth Park? weirdface

I_See_Your_True_Colours · MagykWire

yes

lovegreenanred · Avril lover

.............Okay, coming out of you that was prety funny but I'm not going to be convinced into liking the show.

-- Edited by lovegreenanred at 20:06, 2008-07-18

I_See_Your_True_Colours · MagykWire

Ok then.

Now it's time for Whose Line is it Anyway?

[the Village People Hoedown]

Ace:

I love the Village People, now please don't get me wrong, I love YMCA, hey girl, that's my song, But you see in San Francisco is where they belong, And all them Village People inspired me to wear my thong

.

Slam: I love the Village People, they give me confidence, Even though I'm not too bright, I am rather dense, I have a fat, white body, and I don't have a tan, But when I put on leather pants, I am a Macho Man.

Rev: About the Village People I have a lot of facts. Did you know they made a movie? Yes, they act. It really is quite wonderful, I can't believe my eyes, If you laid them end to end, I wouldn't be surprised.

Tech: I don't like the Village People, think they're kinda rude. Don't you know their lyrics can be kinda crude. When it's on my stereo I always hit the mute, But I'll have to admit, the Indian's kind of cute.

All: The Indian's kind of cute!

-- Edited by I_See_Your_True_Colours at 20:29, 2008-07-18

WBFanatic · Anthros

The Loonatics doing Dr. Seuss-like parodies (or at least have an episode where there's a narrator and the Loonatics saying words in rhyms)

Example: Like say they did a parodey of "Green Eggs and Ham" with Rev as a character like Sam I Am, and Tech as a character like Gus (the dog-like guy that Sam fallows to try green eggs and ham), only Rev trying to make Tech try his favorite food: seeds.

I_See_Your_True_Colours · MagykWire

Good Idea.

WBFanatic · Anthros

Here's another one (even though I am a fan of Tech),

Tech doing impressions of Steve Urkle from "Family Matters" (an old but classic WB sitcom)

*imagines Tech with big-framed glasses, wearing a plad shirt, high-waisted pants ith saspinders on them, white tube socks, brown loathers (shoes), talking in a high voice, and snorts when he laughs*

Luc Bunny · Loonatic

Ace: Is your child really an alien? Has the future already happened somewhere else? And finally, is cheese the latest weapon in the battle against communism? I'm Ace Bunny, and this Area 53. Prepare to be appalled.

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Tech: The News, and the other things that really matter to you...like people dying.

Ace: (on phone) Lady on fire!

Duck: (on phone) There's bodies everywhere!

Tech: And explosions!

Ace: (on phone) she's hanging from the trees

Duck: (on phone) This action is really cool!

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Tech: Tired of living in a violent society? If every citizen was armed, no one would be dumb enough to shoot people. It's exactly the ethos our founding fathers had when they wrote the constitution, and then changed it. Which is why it's sacred now.

Come mingle with safety minded people like you at the Liberty City Gun Club! Our nation is the number 1 leading in one thing: ARMAMENTS!!

Tuesday nights is singles night at the Liberty City Gun Club, wear we smile, flirt, and blow things up!

AND YOU CAN TOO!

Meet that lucky someone and try speed dating with an exciting RPG!

Nothing say excitement like a night out with a small-caliber semi-automatic weapon!

Get social at the Liberty City Gun Club
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I was bored, and in a rush :/

lovegreenanred · Avril lover

HAHA! Funny! I like you guys! Hey, maybe a Family Guy one would be good. Tech as Brian of course. biggrin

*Tech in banana suit*

Peanutbutter Jelly time! Peanutbutter Jelly Time! Waya! Waya! Waya! Waya! Now there you go! There you go! There you go! Peanutbutter jelly! Peanutbutter jelly! Peanutbutterjelly! Peanutbutterjelly! Peanutbutterjelly and a baseball bat!

XD XD XD

Dragon Wing · Gone

Everyone here knows, of course, that the banana peanut butter jelly time was an internet meme long before the Family Guy episode, right?

Riigghhttt? D:

I_See_Your_True_Colours · MagykWire

Yeah I guess.

Slam: BEEFCAKE!! KICKASS!!!

CassidyCoyote · Techie 4 life

lovegreenanred wrote:

HAHA! Funny! I like you guys! Hey, maybe a Family Guy one would be good. Tech as Brian of course.

*Tech in banana suit* Peanutbutter Jelly time! Peanutbutter Jelly Time! Waya! Waya! Waya! Waya! Now there you go! There you go! There you go! Peanutbutter jelly! Peanutbutter jelly! Peanutbutterjelly! Peanutbutterjelly! Peanutbutterjelly and a baseball bat! XD XD XD

GAH! NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! *dives into closet*

Cassidy: Uh, yeah, maybe she shouldn't have read that. You see, she's been petrified of that song ever since her freind got it stuck in his head, and continued to spread it to her by singing it constantly, and when no one was around, he'd dance, too. It scared her so badly she's been mentally scarred from it for life, probably.

Luc Bunny · Loonatic

(Looking at a nice car...thing)

Ace: Well this is nice, leather seating, GPS. You must get a lot of babes with this thing

Tech: Yeah, I do

Ace: You must have a lot of sexually transmitted diseases, yeah?

Tech: Yeah, I do

Ace: So, how does it do on petrol?

Tech: What?

Ace: Gas

Tech: What?
Ace: Gas

Tech: (laughs) You don't seem to get it

Ace: Evidentally (screen goes screwy from bad connection)

Tech: Just watch me (jumps off a cliff) *WHAT?*

*long pause*

Ace: It's times like these where, you leard to love again, yeah

I_See_Your_True_Colours · MagykWire

[Three Headed Broadway Star]

Ace: My

Tech: Own

Rev: Leg

Ace: Is

Tech: Freezing

Rev: Cold

Ace: I

Tech: Have

Rev: No

Ace: Leg

Tech: Warmers

Rev: To

Ace: Hold

Tech: They

Rev: Freeze

Ace: Away

Tech: My

Rev: Hairs

Ace: From

Tech: My

Rev: Knee

Ace: And

Tech: I

Rev: Feel

Ace: The

Tech: Cold

Rev: Hold

Ace: Me

Tech: Leg

Rev: Warmers

Ace: I

Tech: Miss

Rev: YOU

Ace: Where

Tech: Are

Rev: YOU

Ace: I

Tech: Need

Rev: YOU

Ace: Too

Tech: Why

Rev: YOU

Ace: Leave

Tech: Me

Rev: YOU

Ace: Leave

Tech: Me

Rev: YOU

Ace: Leave

Tech: Me

Rev: YOU

Ace: Leave

Tech: Me

Rev: YOU

Ace: Leave

Tech: Mee

Rev: YOU

Ace: Must

Tech: Come

Rev: Today

Ace: Right

Tech: Back

Rev: YOU

Ace: Need

Tech: Me

Rev: TO

Ace: Hold

Tech: YOU

*Ace and Rev stare at Tech*

Rev: I

Ace: Can't

Tech: Live

Rev: With

Ace: Out

Tech: Leg

Rev: Warmers

Ace: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tech: Ow

Rev: That

All: Smarts!

Heres the video.

Luc Bunny · Loonatic

Lexi: 911, What is your emergany?

Tech: *gasp* I think my heart stopped. The left side of my face as gone numb!

Lexi: Are calling from Burger Shot?

Announcer *Ace*: The HeartStopper! The all new tower of a meal at BURGER SHOT. It's the 6 pound burger you can't live without.

The HeartStopper, 7 patties, 6 pound of meat and cheese, You'll be flatlined in 12 seconds flat.

*MMMM.. This a REALLY good burger*

*at the same time* Tech: MMMMM... this a f***ing good burger

Ace: Drive in, Take out

*Ambulance crashes into the store*

Ace: Die with a smile on your face
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Heh, don't ask

Soupapowah · That's what SHE said

I_See_Your_True_Colours wrote:

[Three Headed Broadway Star]

Ace: My

Tech: Own

Rev: Leg

Ace: Is

Tech: Freezing

Rev: Cold

Ace: I

Tech: Have

Rev: No

Ace: Leg

Tech: Warmers

Rev: To

Ace: Hold

Tech: They

Rev: Freeze

Ace: Away

Tech: My

Rev: Hairs

Ace: From

Tech: My

Rev: Knee

Ace: And

Tech: I

Rev: Feel

Ace: The

Tech: Cold

Rev: Hold

Ace: Me

Tech: Leg

Rev: Warmers

Ace: I

Tech: Miss

Rev: YOU

Ace: Where

Tech: Are

Rev: YOU

Ace: I

Tech: Need

Rev: YOU

Ace: Too

Tech: Why

Rev: YOU

Ace: Leave

Tech: Me

Rev: YOU

Ace: Leave

Tech: Me

Rev: YOU

Ace: Leave

Tech: Me

Rev: YOU

Ace: Leave

Tech: Me

Rev: YOU

Ace: Leave

Tech: Mee

Rev: YOU

Ace: Must

Tech: Come

Rev: Today

Ace: Right

Tech: Back

Rev: YOU

Ace: Need

Tech: Me

Rev: TO

Ace: Hold

Tech: YOU

*Ace and Rev stare at Tech*

Rev: I

Ace: Can't

Tech: Live

Rev: With

Ace: Out

Tech: Leg

Rev: Warmers

Ace: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tech: Ow

Rev: That

All: Smarts!

Heres the video.

OMFG!!!!!

YOU! XD XD XD

AHEM.......sooo I guess I should contribute.......
meh I got nothing......

Tech: ......meowwwwww

I_See_Your_True_Colours · MagykWire

Oh look I've got another one!!

[Tech performing as a psychic]

Tech: Ok, listen to me. Listen very carefully. This is a trick that I am doing. Ok? Watch. All I'm going to do is say a name that I'm gonna pick at random, ok?

[pause]

Tech: They want me to acknowledge... Pete or Peter.

Woman: Yes. Yes, my Peter!

[Woman cries and audiance applauds]

Tech: No. Stop clapping. All I did was pick a name at random and wait for somebody in the audiance to give a response. Now that I see a that there is a lone woman in the audiance crying, my instinct tells me Peter was her husband. So I say, "Peter was your husband?"

Woman: Yes, yes, yes. My husband, Peter!

[Audience applauds]

Tech: STOP IT! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!

Man: You knew Peter was dead!

Tech: I didn't start by saying Peter is dead, I start by saying, "They want me to acknowledge Peter." That could have meant that Peter was in the audience or that Peter was somebody's friend or that Peter had died I couldn't be wrong. See? Now, I can look at this woman and can see that she is fairly young so odds are that her husband was fairly young when he died. So I can say something like, "I'm getting that Peter's death was very untimely."

Woman: [sobbing] Yes, it was!

[Audiance applauds]

Man: Amazing!

Woman: Ask Peter if he knows my little Billy!

Tech: ...Ok... lets back up.

[Audiance takes a step back]

Tech: NOT LITERALLY!

-- Edited by I_See_Your_True_Colours at 06:50, 2008-08-15

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

I_See_Your_True_Colours wrote:

[Three Headed Broadway Star]

Ace: My

Tech: Own

Rev: Leg

Ace: Is

Tech: Freezing

Rev: Cold

Ace: I

Tech: Have

Rev: No

Ace: Leg

Tech: Warmers

Rev: To

Ace: Hold

Tech: They

Rev: Freeze

Ace: Away

Tech: My

Rev: Hairs

Ace: From

Tech: My

Rev: Knee

Ace: And

Tech: I

Rev: Feel

Ace: The

Tech: Cold

Rev: Hold

Ace: Me

Tech: Leg

Rev: Warmers

Ace: I

Tech: Miss

Rev: YOU

Ace: Where

Tech: Are

Rev: YOU

Ace: I

Tech: Need

Rev: YOU

Ace: Too

Tech: Why

Rev: YOU

Ace: Leave

Tech: Me

Rev: YOU

Ace: Leave

Tech: Me

Rev: YOU

Ace: Leave

Tech: Me

Rev: YOU

Ace: Leave

Tech: Me

Rev: YOU

Ace: Leave

Tech: Mee

Rev: YOU

Ace: Must

Tech: Come

Rev: Today

Ace: Right

Tech: Back

Rev: YOU

Ace: Need

Tech: Me

Rev: TO

Ace: Hold

Tech: YOU

*Ace and Rev stare at Tech*

Rev: I

Ace: Can't

Tech: Live

Rev: With

Ace: Out

Tech: Leg

Rev: Warmers

Ace: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tech: Ow

Rev: That

All: Smarts!

Heres the video.

THAT IS LEGENDARY!!! That is so funny!

I_See_Your_True_Colours · MagykWire

Me: Wow I never knew you guys would find it funny.

Spyro: I did!

Luc Bunny · Loonatic

Tech: In this court, It's a world were good deeds go undone, morality is severely punished, and random luck could destroy your life. I'm Judge Coyote and this is Just or Unjust

Announcer: The excitement of a court show

Girl: He kicked me in the stomach your honor!

Announcer: The injustice of an American court room.

Tech: I think the wetlands are over protected anyway, I fine you 1 million dollar's just for wasting the court time *hammer goes off* You activist scum.

Announcer: the tension of a desperate Television network show

Man: I don't care what your definition of salamize is, I'm going to show mine!

Announcer: All packed together with the incredible excitement of a game show

Tech: Do like money? DO you? Do you?

Girl: Ye-...Yes

Tech: Well then, un-button that blouse
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Announcer: Conservatives finally have a real voice on the radio, It's the Ace Bunny show.

Guy On phone: This country going to hell! Ever since we let those damn Australians back in this country, everything's gone to s**t! What the hell did we go to war with for in the first place!

Ace: I'll tell you why,We did for Freedom, and for valuable munitions contracts!

Man on phone: America is too concerned with birth control! We need to be making babies! We need to catch up with the Chinese!

Ace: I'm with ya! We need to monitor people's emails, we need to outlaw all the wrong religions, OK, cause that way, we ca finally be free in this country
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Again, don ask XD

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

Ace: Hi Tech. How you're doing?

Tech: I'm not complaining. Although I do have a little cold. And- ah-ah-ah-AH CHOO!

*Some snot goes on Ace.*

Ace: You... you... sneezed on me. That means I'm going to catch... *whispers* the emo.

Tech: The what?

Ace: *Screams* THE EMO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

*Ace runs around panicking.*

Tech: I don't have to put up with this-

Ace: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

*Tech gets knocked over by Ace running into him.*

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The script comes from here http://gamebuddy123.deviantart.com/art/Sonic-Shorts-Collab-entry-1-77296780

WBFanatic · Anthros

I got one from Spongebob episode "No Weenies Allowed"

*The Loonatics were at an ice-cream resturtant drinking milkshakes and over heard two nerdy-looking anthro weenier dogs talking*

Weenier Dog #1: *about the trading cards they're holding* So how's your collection coming along?

Weenier Dog #2: Well, I don't like to brag about it, but it's pretty sweet. I have required Card number 74 with my fourth complete set.

Weenier Dog #1: No!:O

Duck: *:roll:* Pfth! What weenies!

Robot waitor: *to Duck* Care for another chocolate fudge milkshake with a strawberry twist, weenie?

Duck: *to the robot-waitor* What!?! But I'm not a weenie!

*robot scans Duck with a censor*

Robot-waitor: *to Duck* I'm sorry, but censors indecate you are indeed a weenie.

The other Loonatics:

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

This script is based on this link http://gamebuddy123.deviantart.com/art/Sonic-Shorts-Collab-entry-2-77693986

*Ace is on the computer while Duck stands behind him.*

Ace: Check it out Duck! Look at all the cool artwork the fans have done of me. Man, I look so cool!

Duck: Hmm... What about me? There must be some good artwork of me.

Ace: Okay, hang on. *Typing* Dan-ger Duck. Here. *Looks at the screen*

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Duck:

Hey! I do not visit Myspace... that often. Okay, what about the both of us? There must be some artwork of both of us, locked in mortal combat, trying to work together to defeat the villains to prove that the Loonatics are still awesome!

Ace: Okay, okay, calm down. *Typing* Ace Bunny and Danger Duck.

*Both of their eyes widen.*

Ace:

Is that...

Duck:

And is that my...

Both:

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

CassidyCoyote · Techie 4 life

Something SoulessAce came up with while we were talking... I still love it. Thought I'd share this with you!
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Ace: Cassidy, I love you! Will you marry me?

*A FEW WEEKS LATER*

Mayor: We are here in honor of the death of Ace Bunny. We will find his murder!

Tech:... >.>

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Luc Bunny · Loonatic

Lexi: It's Top Alqonguin Playboy, Danger Mc Duck (lol)

Ace: This fast living, fast fuse, but vertically challenged bachelor, an Internet 2.0 millionaire, as agreed to talk about what being rich is all about to him.

Duck: Uh, since I became really rich, My life has be incredible, I got a place with a glass floor, so I can take up some skirts with a special camera, and I got a glass elevator with a glass jacuzzi in it, and I ride up and down for hours. You know what? I'm going to rub your nose in it! I gone from nerve to HOT! Faster than you can say 750 MILLION DOLLARS IN STOCK OPTIONS.

Ace: Duck's place in Los Santos is legendary, Duck may only be 5 ft. tall, but what lacks in stature he more than makes up for in sport cars

*Small Package=MORE SPORT CARS*

Ace: Why have 1 luxury Italian Infernus sport car when you could have 2, and why have 2 what you could have 15? All exactly the same, each one has monogrammed seats, all with the special Danger Mc Duck logo

Duck: Since I became rich, I realized I needed a logo, So I got the best logo designer to make me one. It cost 15 million just to have it created. That silk thread was shipped out by a Trappist monk, It's a yellow M done in a arch, on a red background. You've never seen anything like it people. My towels, my condoms (?), my gold rimmed jaws, all with the Danger Mc Duck logo. B**CHS LOVE INITAILS!
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I'm really tired, And this came out....

I_See_Your_True_Colours · MagykWire

Ace: You guys, I'm getting that John Elway football helmet for Christmas.

Duck: How do you know?

Ace: 'Cause I looked in my parents' closet last night.

Duck: Yeah, well I sneaked around my mum's closet too and saw what I'm getting. The Ultravibe Pleasure 2000.

Ace: What's that?

Duck: I don't know but it sounds pretty sweet.
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I really should stop watching South Park. That show has warped my fragile little mind!!

-- Edited by I_See_Your_True_Colours at 20:37, 2008-08-21

Luc Bunny · Loonatic

Ace: Hello!

*Pause*

Ace: Helloooo!!

Tech: Hello? Who is it?

Ace: It is King Ace, and these are my knights of the round table, who's castle is this?

Tech: This is the castle of Louis de Lombard

Ace: Go and tell you master, that we have been charged by God, with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for night, he may join us in the quest for the Holy Grail

Tech: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't he'll be very keen, uh, he's already got one you see?

Ace: What?

Duck: He says they already got one

Ace: Are you sure he's got one?

Tech: Oh yes, it's very nice, *whispering at his friends* I told them we already got one *Friends laugh*

Ace: Well, uhm, Can we come up and have a look?

Tech: of course not! You are English types

Ace: Then what are you then?

Tech: I'M FRENCH! Why do you think I have this Outrageous accent you silly king!

Duck: What are you doing in England?

Tech: Mind your own business!

Ace: If you will not show us the Grail, then we will take your castle by force!

Tech: You don't frighten us English pig dogs! Go boil you bottoms! Under the silly person! I blow my nose at you so called Ace King, you and all your silly English kin-ig-itz. *Makes faces and farting noises at Ace*

Duck: What a strange person

Ace: Now, look here my good ma-

Tech: i don't want to talk to you no more! You empty headed food trough whipper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster! and you father smelt of elderberries!

Duck: Is there someone else up there we can talk too?

Tech: No! Now go away, or I will taunt you a second time!

WBFanatic · Anthros

Otto The Odd: *after blowing up a balloon animal* Look a giffarfe.

Tech : *imating Otto* Look a fist! *socks Otto right in the face*

Lexi: *looks in the mirror* Oh my gosh! I have a zit!

Rev: *over hearing Lexi* A-zit? Where?

*look at Lexi's face for pimples, but didn't find any*

Rev: :roll: You're-a-toon-Lexi-you-don't-get-zits.

The Loonatic boys (and Rip included) dancing and singing "She's A Bad Mamma Jamma" by Carl Carlton.
Just imagine all six of them wearing flamboy suits (AKA The Pimp suits of 70's) and medallions singing this song and dancing like Carl Carlton.

-- Edited by WBFanatic at 09:38, 2008-08-30

I_See_Your_True_Colours · MagykWire

Duck: *On the phone* Hello. Is this the University of Colorado Biology Department? …Great, uh I understand you're currently doing research on stem cells? Cool, because I'm currently in possession of some aborted fetuses that I'm looking to unload? …Uh, how much do you pay? …No, no, come on, ah I got a guy who's gonna give me eighty dollars a pound right now. …How about a hundred? …Oh you're breaking my balls- I, I'll think about it.

Next shot

Duck: Bosnod Medical Group? …Yeah, I called earlier about the stem cells and the fetuses? …Okay, hi Randy, yeah. …Oh yes, they've been kept in a cool temperature, yeah. …These are primo fetuses, Randy, I wouldn't jerk you around. …So what can your company give me for 'em? …Oh Randy, you're breaking my balls here. …You're breaking my balls, Randy.

Next shot

Duck: Oh please! Okay, you tell me where you can get aborted fetuses for seventy cents on the dollar? You tell me, Chuck? …Yeah, I didn't think so-You know, I'm just like the fetuses, Chuck. I wasn't born yesterday, either. Uh huh. …So are you gonna talk to me, or are we just gonna keep bull sh*ting each other? Breakin' my balls, Chuck.

Next shot

Duck: I gotta unload these fetuses, you wanna do some research. Are we talkin' here or what? You're breaking my balls. …I'm telling you, if you let this deal pass you by, you're making a fetal mistake. That's a joke …A hundred ten. …Alright, alright, we got a deal. …Good bye. *Duck hangs up the phone* Damn, I'm good!

-- Edited by I_See_Your_True_Colours at 01:13, 2008-09-11

Soupapowah · That's what SHE said

XD southpark f'in rules

I_See_Your_True_Colours · MagykWire

It sure does. biggrin

I_See_Your_True_Colours · MagykWire

Sorry for the double post but this has been ignored for too long, so I'm gonna bump it.

Duck: *after watching High School Musical* Well I'm out guys. If this is what's cool now, I think I'm done; I no longer have any connection to this world. I'm gonna go home and kill myself. Goodbye friends.

The next morning......

Duck: *walks out of the elevator and sighs*

Tech: What happened? I thought you were gonna kill yourself.

Duck: I tried. Went to sleep in my mom's car in the garage with the engine turned on.

Tech: But you didn't die?

Duck: Freaking hybrids man! They just don't do the trick anymore.