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RE: What LE chars would never say

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

*Ace checks his answering machine for messages and listens to one*

Machine: you have one message, message one: Tech: *exhales* uga blar uga blar uga blar uuuuuuhhhhhhh uga BLAR! now your turn. Rev: "ugablarugab blah, sheh you should get your mom on." Tech:"haheh!" Random woman: "WHAT", Machine: message 1 at 3:10 AM."

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

Shade Skywalker wrote:

*Ace checks his answering machine for messages and listens to one*

Machine: you have one message, message one: Tech: *exhales* uga blar uga blar uga blar uuuuuuhhhhhhh uga BLAR! now your turn. Rev: "ugablarugab blah, sheh you should get your mom on." Tech:"haheh!" Random woman: "WHAT", Machine: message 1 at 3:10 AM."

Shade! That is the most funniest thing I've heard all day! Ha ha !

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

LyraXV wrote:

-Random-

Duck: Oh, man, I've run out of Phoenix Downs!

Slam: *fangirl squeal*

Ace: FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!

Lexi: D'oh!

Rev: Talk slower plz.

Tech: WAAAH!!! MEAN TECHNO THINGIES!!! RUN!!!

-Scenario-

Optimatus: Zodavia... I am your brother.

Zodavia: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwait, I already know that!

Optimatus: Oh. Ok, then... I ate your cookie.

Zodavia: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Geez, I wish I had more...

LOL! That Optimatus and Zadavia one was funny!

Here's some of mine:

Duck: Great scott! This looks like a job for *dramatic pasue* Duck Dodgers! Err, i mean, Danger Duck!

Slam: RABALAAGRAAWW! translates as "I subscribe to The Intellectual Times Monthly". *Snobbish laugh.* AHAWHAWHAW!

Ace (angrily to a kid holding a mickey mouse plush toy): Did you ever see Mickey Mouse do this?!! *Fires optic laser blast at Mickey Mouse plush toy, burning it to a crisp. Kid cries and runs off.*

Lexi (in a Catwoman-ish style): Meow! Hiss! *Cat screech!*

*A giant boulder is falling down toward a vulnerable Tech. Tech holds up a cardboard sign saying "This looks strangely familiar."*

Rev: Beep! Beep!-whoa-where-did-that-come-from?!-Beep!

-- Edited by Black Oracle at 10:03, 2006-10-06

-- Edited by Black Oracle at 16:15, 2006-10-22

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

Ace: *holding a twinkie* I am going to turn this into cr@p!

*eats twinkie*

Ace: Now give me about three hours!

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

Rev: *gasp* tinga tinga turgin out of the box, out of the box, out of the box, the box said i was gay and im afraid its true today out of the box, out of the box, out of the fox, the fox said i should pray theres a baby coming my way out of the fox, out of the fox, out of the socks, the socks said that i am lame even tho they're to blame out of the socks, out of the socks, out of the rocks, the rocks said that i have fame even tho its a damn shame its out of the rocks, out of the rocks, out of the mops, the mops said that i hate clay even tho i like to play out of the mops, out of the mops.

i had 2 post that its the complete version of me and my friend's song we made up

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

Shade Skywalker wrote:

Rev: *gasp* tinga tinga turgin out of the box, out of the box, out of the box, the box said i was gay and im afraid its true today out of the box, out of the box, out of the fox, the fox said i should pray theres a baby coming my way out of the fox, out of the fox, out of the socks, the socks said that i am lame even tho they're to blame out of the socks, out of the socks, out of the rocks, the rocks said that i have fame even tho its a damn shame its out of the rocks, out of the rocks, out of the mops, the mops said that i hate clay even tho i like to play out of the mops, out of the mops.

i had 2 post that its the complete version of me and my friend's song we made up

That song is cute! I think that's good

!

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

Duck: Being really over dramatic. OH NO!!! The toaster is broken! How shall we ever get some toast now ?!

Tech enters with the background all yellow and orange with eye catching impact lines and pink cherry blossom petals fall and silver stars glow.

Tech: Have no fear! Tech.E. Coyote is here! He s with a twinkle at the corner of his open eye as he does one of those hand gestures where he clicks his fingers and then points at the person in dire need with their hands the shape of an "L" on it's side.

Ace: Okay, okay! Just fix the toaster will you?!

dOMITUPSYK · Loonatic

Rev: im lyk im a boi & d pplz r lyk OMFG 4 relz & im lyk BTW i had a sex chng i was a grl & d pplz r lyk ROFLAOOL & im lyk FTR i had sex w/ur mom dis morn & d pplz r lyk 0.0 holy $h!+ my mom?! & im lyk ha ur mom f*(kd a trany so teknicly she f*(kd a grl & d pplz wr lyk beatin me ^.

Tech: What did he just say?

Ace: That's all you have to say for yourself?

Duck: Is that true? ARE you a tranny? I always wondered why your voice was a little high-pitched. -gets smacked by Rev-

Rev: OMFG y wd u believ dat im no trany u f*(kd ^ @$$h0l3 & i got da balz 2 prove it -pulls down pants-

Tech: Jesus Christ, stupid, not in front of Lexi!

Lexi: 0.0 -Slam covers her eyes-

Slam: Pull your pants up!

-koff- I can't believe I wrote that. Moreover, I can't belive I used that much net slang...

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

Imagine Tech using net slang all the time. -imagines-

dOMITUPSYK · Loonatic

Tech: -on the net- Yo supz ppl! It's Tech! So WTF ^ w/u?

Random perrson: U cant be Tech he dont talk like that

Tech:-busts down door to Rp's apartment- YOU CALLIN ME A POSEUR?!

Rp:Holy crap!

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

Jessica: lol tech went cukoo
Conscience: Nooooooo, chatspeak! And emotes!

-- Edited by the_oddity at 11:18, 2006-10-22

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

Lexi: time to shave my beard

*reminds me of me every other day*

Faust · Human

Ooooooooooootaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. 0.0

Anyways...

Ace: -wakes up from meditating-

Everyone else: -giggles-

Ace: What's so funny?

Duck: Look in the mirror!

Ace: GAH! -ears are tied in a bow, and he can't untie it-

Tech: Ah, super glue. The most fun substance in the world.

Rev: And the stickiest!

Ace: GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

-they all get called on a mission-

Villian: WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ace: IT AIN'T FUNNY!

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

Ace: Do you ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro...

Duck: I don't have ears!

*

Deuce or Ophi...Opi...whatever...Sam mentioned something about 'floppy ears', and my sister asked me, 'Are they talking about Duck?'

And then I pointed at Duck's head, and yelled at her, 'DO YOU SEE ANY EARS THERE?!'

'Oh.'

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

Ace: does your dink turn pink when you slam it on the sink do your balls turn brown when you drag em on the ground can throw em over yer shoulder like a customary soldier, do your balls hang low?

dOMITUPSYK · Loonatic

Tech: -hears rythmic thumping, Ace and Lexi walk in together-

Ace: I swear, it's not what you think.

Tech: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. -goes to check it out-

Rev: -muttering to himself- That didn't happen, it was all in your mind, he didn't, and she didn't hold you down...

Tech: 0.0

Lexi: Still not what you think.

Tech: -pets Rev- What'd they do?

Rev: HE STOLE MY COOOKIIIIIIIES! WAAAAAAAAH!

Tech: Then what was that noise?

Rev: -sniff- I hit my head...

Tech: FIVE TIMES?

Rev: He stole my cookies... -sobsob- and she held me down!

Tech: You two! That's shameful!

Ace: Yeah, and have you seen the state of that kid's mouth?

Rev: -smiles, all his teeth are rotten or missing-

Tech: -shiver- No more cookies for you!

Anna · Anthros

Deuce:I will conquer all who stand in the way of my sword!
Ace: Well, gee, Deuce; I really do appreciate the offer, but I kinda prefer the ladies.

EDIT: Okay, maybe Ace WOULD say something like that. But not while he's in a TV-Y7 show. I wouldn't place him above making sex jokes if he were a real person.

-- Edited by Anna at 18:05, 2006-10-22

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

yep, Ace prefers men

Tech: in fairy world 2 plus 2 can equal fish!

dOMITUPSYK · Loonatic

Ace: Okay. You can do this, no problem. Okay. Put this here, and this under here and ya pull it like this... thumb here... uh... okay... and then there's a bridge... and the rabbit runs around it because he felt like it... the he backed on the tracks and got squshed by the train. And over here, this here, under, pull, thumb... and make a pretty bow!

Lexi: Got your shoes tied yet, Ace? Need me to do it?

Ace: I'M A BIG BOY!

Anna · Anthros

yep, Ace prefers men

Well, that's a pretty faulty statement. For one thing, many words can describe Ace's expression when he saw Black Velvet for the first time. "Fascinated" immediately comes to mind. He removes all doubt when he says she's "hot". Then there's that goofy smile he had on when Lexi hugged him.

dOMITUPSYK · Loonatic

I think Shade (Nick, evs) was trying to be stupid when he said that. Besides... -smirk- maybe some of us enjoy the thought, fweeheehee... Ah'm such a phreak. With a PH, not an F. (Statement copyrighted by Nick Shade by the way)

I have the feeling I just gave him a new nickname.

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

watch what you're typing, cause b4 you edited the post you posted he prefers girls in a thread that states what the characters would NOT say, genius

Anna · Anthros

Well, thanks.

My mistake, really. The point of mine was that he wouldn't BE ABLE to make that kind of joke, no matter if it is in-character. But hey, no problems with being rigid, right?

-- Edited by Anna at 19:25, 2006-10-22

dOMITUPSYK · Loonatic

Ace: NarganarganarganargaBLOO!

Lexi: STACY'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN ON!

Tech: DOES 2+2 equal fish? If you put one on top of the other and turn the striaght parts backwards, it LOOKS like a fish...

Rev: -on a roller coaster- GAH TOO FAST TOO FAST! I WANT OFF!

Duck: I think the most handsome member of the team is Ace. Look at him! How ca he NOT be?

Slam: I speak perfect English when I feel like it. But I just don't. Satisfied?

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

Slam: Name's Slam. Got it memorized?

Axel reference!
Jacovie: Yay!
Jessica: Shut up, you KH fanboy.
Jacovie: Grr, you.

Crossfire · Frelengian

In A.D 2772, war was beginning.

Ace: What happen?

Tech: Somebody has set us up the bomb.

Lexi: We get signal.

Ace: What!

Lexi: Main screen turn on.

Ace: It`s you!!

Optimatus: How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.

Ace: What you say!!

Optimatus: You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha...

Lexi: Captain!!

Ace: You know what you doing. Move 'Zig'. For great justice.

If you don`t know what the joke is, you ain`t from this planet.

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

-chokes because she was laughing-

Anna · Anthros

Duck: WOW! This book on Buddhism has totally changed my world views! The Eight Fold path is the right way!

Rev: (glares) Shove it.

Zadavia: ^_^ HUG TEH DUCKY! (Picks up Duck and starts snuggles with him)

Lonely Light · Anthros

Crossfire wrote:

In A.D 2772, war was beginning.

Ace: What happen?

Tech: Somebody has set us up the bomb.

Lexi: We get signal.

Ace: What!

Lexi: Main screen turn on.

Ace: It`s you!!

Optimatus: How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.

Ace: What you say!!

Optimatus: You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha...

Lexi: Captain!!

Ace: You know what you doing. Move 'Zig'. For great justice.

If you don`t know what the joke is, you ain`t from this planet.

I was wondering when somebody was going to do that... XD

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

Anna wrote:

Zadavia: ^_^ HUG TEH DUCKY! (Picks up Duck and starts snuggles with him)

Yaaay! -hugs teh Ducky-
Duck: Get this woman off me!
Jessica: I can't believe you said that!
Duck: Gotta be a first time for everything...

Also:

Tech: Do yo chain hand low, do it wobble to and fro, do it shine in the light, is it platinum, is it gold?

Martiangirl · Loonatic

Tech: (singing) I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes: I know a song that get's on everybody's nerves, everybody' nerves everybody's nerves! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes: I know a song that gets-
Rev: WILL YOU SHUT UP! GOD YOU'RE SO ANNOYING!

Zadavia: Resistance is futile. You will all be assimilated.

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

Tech: My mind's a blank. Someone help?

Rev: I don't like roller coasters! They're too fast!

Slam: No thanks, I'm on a diet.

Duck: OMG, SO MUCH PIE!

Uh...I sorta just wiped out my idea bank right there.

Oceanstalker · Human

Lexi: Snipher no sniphing!:smile

Ace: Snipher no sniphing!:smile

Loonatics: SNIPHER NO SNIPHING!:smile

Snipher: AWW MAAANNN!!!

Oceanstalker · Human

Tech: Mr. director, I was thinking; Ive been geting alot of fangirls lately. So why not give em' what they want, and put me on a romantics lead...

Ace:

Tech: Call me the "profesor of love!" baby!!

Director:

Other Loonatics:

Lexi and Zodavia: Oh yeah!! <3

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

OMG! That last one's hilarious Oceanstalker! "Professor of Love"! LOL!

Sign me up for Tech! *Swoons*

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

And then the WB studios will be rushed by a mob of Tech fangirls trying to get some of Tech.

Jacovie: AND THEN THEY EXPLODED!
Jessica: Who, Tech?
Jacovie: No, the fangirls!

-- Edited by the_oddity at 20:27, 2006-10-26

dOMITUPSYK · Loonatic

Crossfire wrote:

In A.D 2772, war was beginning.

Ace: What happen?

Tech: Somebody has set us up the bomb.

Lexi: We get signal.

Ace: What!

Lexi: Main screen turn on.

Ace: It`s you!!

Optimatus: How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.

Ace: What you say!!

Optimatus: You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha...

Lexi: Captain!!

Ace: You know what you doing. Move 'Zig'. For great justice.

If you don`t know what the joke is, you ain`t from this planet.

I'm not from this planet, but I think we all knew that already.

Ace: *On a MVS cabinet* "It was destroyed "Brawshella" the evil weapon as the ringleader. Now, it is brought the end of the interplanetary war between the Remuria and the Mutras, by soldiers who wake up to the human heart. Also people have been captured by Brawshella is liberated. Peace must come back soon. The soldiers go away to seek a place where they can live in peace, with a strong wish that such a war never break out again..."... GOOD OL' CR@PPY SNK GRAMMAR!

Is that what you were talking about?

dOMITUPSYK · Loonatic

Rev: -wearing a uniform 6 inches too small- WHY YOU LITTLE! -kicks dryer-

Tech: THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T PUT *SPANDEX* IN THE DRYER, STUPID.

Crossfire · Frelengian

dOMITUPSYK wrote:

Crossfire wrote:

In A.D 2772, war was beginning.

Ace: What happen?

Tech: Somebody has set us up the bomb.

Lexi: We get signal.

Ace: What!

Lexi: Main screen turn on.

Ace: It`s you!!

Optimatus: How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.

Ace: What you say!!

Optimatus: You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha...

Lexi: Captain!!

Ace: You know what you doing. Move 'Zig'. For great justice.

If you don`t know what the joke is, you ain`t from this planet.

I'm not from this planet, but I think we all knew that already.

Ace: *On a MVS cabinet* "It was destroyed "Brawshella" the evil weapon as the ringleader. Now, it is brought the end of the interplanetary war between the Remuria and the Mutras, by soldiers who wake up to the human heart. Also people have been captured by Brawshella is liberated. Peace must come back soon. The soldiers go away to seek a place where they can live in peace, with a strong wish that such a war never break out again..."... GOOD OL' CR@PPY SNK GRAMMAR!

Is that what you were talking about?

Um, no. Are you familiar with a game called Zero Wing? Due to poor "transration", the game`s prologue featured such terrible grammer and clarification that the most outrageous line, "All your base are belong to us" was made into an internet meme. Above was a nearly perfect word-for-word rewriting of the prologue aside from the different names and era. (help credited to Wikipedia)

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

Tech: All your base are belong to us.

Yay! Wait...if all our base belonged to him, wouldn't that be bad?

Tech: You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha...

Aaand...I think I had one more.

Tech: Haxxors!

-is bricked by her conscience personified-

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

Slam and Rev are carrying an unconcious Aldolpho above their heads.

Slam & Rev: Shark fin! SHARK FIN!!!

Lexi: What are they doing?

Ace: Not sure. But I think it might have something to do with him, and a giant frying pan.

Slam and Rev carry Aldolpho towards the kitchen door.

Slam & Rev: Fish cakes! FISH CAKES!!!

Meanwhile...

Tech: Mmmmm... Pierre Le Pew. This oriental tea is delicious and divine!

Pierre: I know! I got the recipe of the internet!

Elsewhere...

Duck: Hey! I was hardly in this post!

Me: Oh yeah...

LA LA LA LA LA! PRINCESS DUCK! PRINCESS DUCK IN HIS PRETTY PINK DRESS AND TIARA! LA LA!

Duck: You suck!

The song: "Tearin' up my heart" by N' Sync starts playing now at the end of this post.

Zadavia: It's over! GO AWAY!

-- Edited by Akira_Cat at 15:15, 2007-01-06

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

Akira_Cat wrote:

Slam and Rev are carrying an unconcious Aldolpho above their heads.

Slam & Rev: Shark fin! SHARK FIN!!!

Lexi: What are they doing?

Ace: Not sure. But I think it might have something to do with him, and a giant frying pan.

Slam and Rev carry Aldolpho towards the kitchen door.

Slam & Rev: Fish cakes! FISH CAKES!!!

Meanwhile...

Tech: Mmmmm... Pierre Le Pew. This oriental tea is delicious and divine!

Pierre: I know! I got the recipe of the internet!

Elsewhere...

Duck: Hey! I was hardly in this post!

Me: Oh yeah...

LA LA LA LA LA! PRINCESS DUCK! PRINCESS DUCK IN HIS PRETTY PINK DRESS AND TIARA! LA LA!

Duck: You suck!

The song: "Tearin' up my heart" by N' Sync starts playing now at the end of this post.

Zadavia: It's over! GO AWAY!

But...Adolpho isn't a shark! Or a fish! Hmm, dolphin-fin soup...what would that be like?

But seriously, i'd never wish to eat dolphin or whale meat. They're my fave marine animals!

loonaticforever · Anthros

all of ya'll are out of you ****ing minds,this is hilarious

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

We get that all the time! . Anyways:

Ace: Have any of you guys noticed that Duck is becoming more accident prone now. Even in the theme tune of beginning of the show, you see him running out of the triangle bit and he bumps into the glass. And he gets squished too!

Duck: THAT'S REALLY GETTING OLD NOW!

Ace: No it isn't.

Duck: YES IT IS!

Ace: No it isn't.

Duck: YES IT IS!

Ace: Yes it is.

Duck: NO IT IS NOT GETTING OLD!!!

Ace: Oh! So you like being a clutz?

Duck: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Ace: I love being the sarcastic b*****d I am.

Harukuro · Beast

Haha those were great Akira let me try ahem...(It's kinnda a preview to my new strory by the way)

Ace: The wait for "Splash Mountian" is 24 days.

Monty Mouse: Hey that's MY LINE. You f***ing POSER!

Ace: I didn't know he had it in 'im

Lexi: That's cartoons for ya.

Tech: Alright who stole the bozze! It's been a LONG WEEK!!!

Rev: No-way-man! Not-after-you-did-IT-with-me-LAST TIME!

There we go. New character and what I was planning for the Chrimas party all wrapped up. Sorry if it's alittle much.

-- Edited by Harukuro at 06:05, 2006-11-09

Oceanstalker · Human

Tech did IT to Rev! WOOT!

Can't wait for you fic!!!

Oceanstalker · Human

You know I should do a lil C-mas fic myself!

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

Harukuro wrote:

Haha those were great Akira let me try ahem...(It's kinnda a preview to my new strory by the way)

Ace: The wait for "Splash Mountian" is 24 days.

Monty Mouse: Hey that's MY LINE. You f***ing POSER!

Ace: I didn't know he had it in 'im

Lexi: That's cartoons for ya.

Tech: Alright who stole the bozze! It's been a LONG WEEK!!!

Rev: No-way-man! Not-after-you-did-IT-with-me-LAST TIME!

There we go. New character and what I was planning for the Chrimas party all wrapped up. Sorry if it's alittle much.

-- Edited by Harukuro at 06:05, 2006-11-09

Good god! I don't think i even want to know what 'it' was that Tech did to Rev last time!

And yes, Duck does seem to be very accident-prone this season!

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

Tech: -picks up two puzzle pieces that obviously fit together- How do these things stick ?! -attempts to jam them together-

(six hours, three bottles of glue, and a chainsaw later)

Tech: -holds it up- YAY, I DID IT!

The puzzle pieces: -look like a melted glob of Jell-O-