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Dragon Wing · Gone

RE: What LE chars would never say

kari bunny · Out of This World

Dauch:and I love flowers and little childrens laughter and....
Loonatics and Zadavia: 0.o
Friz and Optimatis: He's finally lost it!

XtreamCrazy · BUT MY CHEESE WILL GET COLD. D8

Actually... I can see Duck as a kiddie person. Of course he'd be all tough and macho about it... But he'd still have a soft spot for 'em. And in 'Cape Duck', Duck states that he does indeed prefer daisies.

Rye · Angela is always right!

XtreamCrazy wrote:

"But amazing pharmaceutical brains opposing the inability to decipher goes beyond the intercommunications' lack of comprehension.

D: I think you just confuzzled me more than Dragon Wing. XD I'm too tired to refer to my mental dictionary, let alone the online one.

boredchild · Human

OMG ! xtreamcrazy being a techie? THAT WOULD BE LIKE WORLD WAR IIII ! !!

kari bunny · Out of This World

dont you eman world war 3 unless the irag war counts

boredchild · Human

opps did i put 4? woops didnt mean to

Rye · Angela is always right!

boredchild wrote:

OMG ! xtreamcrazy being a techie? THAT WOULD BE LIKE WORLD WAR IIII ! !!

Xtream was a Techie when I met her last year. XD

XtreamCrazy · BUT MY CHEESE WILL GET COLD. D8

Yes... I... I... I... )=

*swallows*

I... used to... be... a.. a...

*cries*

A Techie...

D:

Duck: *pats her shoulder* It's ok. You made the right choice in the end.
Tech: *dances* One less fangirl!

Daphne Dingo · Martian

XtreamCrazy wrote:

Yes... I... I... I... )=

*swallows*

I... used to... be... a.. a...

*cries*

A Techie...

D:

Duck: *pats her shoulder* It's ok. You made the right choice in the end.
Tech: *dances* One less fangirl!

Daphne: You do realise that with every fangirl you lose, you gain 10 more, right?

Tech: *pause* NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

Rev:

Then what happens to the Revie population?

Me: :D You gain another 5 fangirls.

Rev:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

-- Edited by Akira_Cat at 07:37, 2008-04-14

Rye · Angela is always right!

XtreamCrazy wrote:

Yes... I... I... I... )=

*swallows*

I... used to... be... a.. a...

*cries*

A Techie...

D:

Duck: *pats her shoulder* It's ok. You made the right choice in the end.
Tech: *dances* One less fangirl!

-patpat- You've heard it before but I'll say it again, as crazy as it is... I do indeed like you better as a Duckie, me thinks. xD -love-

XtreamCrazy · BUT MY CHEESE WILL GET COLD. D8

Lolz! What happens every time Duck loses a fangirl then?

Tech: He gains one.
Duck: Is that it???? D8

Thank you. I like me better as a Duckie too. I don’t go around conspiring to kidnap Tech with all the other Techies when Duck so willingly gives himself up. :D

Dragon Wing · Gone

Rev would be the hardest to kidnap. V_V

boredchild · Human

akira cat write:
Rev: weirdface

Then what happens to the Revie population?

Me: :D You gain another 5 fangirls.

Rev:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

HAHA This made me laugh !

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

Dragon Wing wrote:

Rev would be the hardest to kidnap. V_V

Then we'll have to set a trap for him!

*I pull out a blue print.*

Me: evileye We have gathered the fact that Rev Runner does love his bird seeds to eat. So we make tons upon tons of bird seed sandwiches, muffins and biscuits and other savoury deserts we can cook up. Then we make signs for the roadrunner to follow until he spots on the floor a trail of the tasty snacks we made earlier. He will eat the snacks leading him towards a gigantic plate of bird seed snacks. Not being able to resist temptation, he will instantly glomp the plate. While gobbling down the treats, he has little knowledge of the fact that a giant, fool-proof bird cage hangs above his head. Once he is completely under the cage, we release the rope attached to the cage, the cage falls, and we have him trapped and unable to escape while we plan our next plan of action to give him our undying love for him! Any questions anyone ?

XtreamCrazy · BUT MY CHEESE WILL GET COLD. D8

*waves her arm about frantically*

Akira: Yes, Xtream.

Can you name 3 specific styles that the ancient Eqyptians used within their art that conveyed different religious purposes?

Akira: I meant about the plan! =.=;;

Rye · Angela is always right!

Dragon Wing wrote:

Rev would be the hardest to kidnap. V_V

Not necessarily... he loves his seed buns, don't he? XD -leaves trail of seed buns- Hehe.

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

The whole cast of the Loonatics (That includes the Loonatics, the Freling brother and sister and all of the villains:

ASANTE SANA! SQUASH BANANA! WE WE NUGU! MI MI APANA!

Dragon Wing · Gone

Tech: You know what's ALWAYS bothered me? Cold cereal mascots.
I mean, that is just some ****ED UP ****.
The Trix rabbit, for example. I dunno man... if I were him I'd be KILLING some kids. I remember a commercial where the rabbit WENT INTO A STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN DAMN MONEY. And then these bratty kids came outta NOWHERE and basically mug the poor bastard rabbit.
"Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!" And yet rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
HELL NO, that wouldn't fly with me. I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those bitches and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them brats and THEN beat the **** out of them some more.

And what's with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a ****in kid? I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think -
"Hey, there's a cool lookin' human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
NO.
I'd be thinking, "that's a 6 foot RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the HELL was I just smoking?"

Another thing! Wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"?
Last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast! But they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a freaking grapefruit... who the HELL eats a breakfast that big?!

Back to stupid cereal mascots... Lucky Charms. ****ING LUCKY CHARMS!
Lucky can turn the ****ing MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of ****ing 6 year olds?!?!?
C'mon now, Lucky.
I KNOW you've got to have a "Blow all the kids up" spell SOMEWHERE.
"They're after me Lucky Charms!"
...KILL THEM, BITCH!

...I don't know why I just went off on that rant. It's just always bothered me.

Rev: ...thattttss it Tech no more Scotch for you. Let's get you bed like a good boy.

-- Edited by Dragon Wing at 23:27, 2008-04-19

XtreamCrazy · BUT MY CHEESE WILL GET COLD. D8

I… Worship… You.

*worships*

zadavias_spirit · Out of This World

That was, by far, one of the most awesomeful things EVER!!!
Tech should get drunk more often. And this time I'm not suggesting that because it's a quicker way to seduce him.

XtreamCrazy · BUT MY CHEESE WILL GET COLD. D8

Lolz! Seducing Tech. It can only be done after a large amount of alcohol is consumed. XD

*brick’d by Techies*

D:

zadavias_spirit · Out of This World

Yes, by Tech. XD

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

Dragon Wing wrote:

Tech: You know what's ALWAYS bothered me? Cold cereal mascots.
I mean, that is just some ****ED UP ****.
The Trix rabbit, for example. I dunno man... if I were him I'd be KILLING some kids. I remember a commercial where the rabbit WENT INTO A STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN DAMN MONEY. And then these bratty kids came outta NOWHERE and basically mug the poor bastard rabbit.
"Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!" And yet rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
HELL NO, that wouldn't fly with me. I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those bitches and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them brats and THEN beat the **** out of them some more.

And what's with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a ****in kid? I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think -
"Hey, there's a cool lookin' human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
NO.
I'd be thinking, "that's a 6 foot RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the HELL was I just smoking?"

Another thing! Wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"?
Last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast! But they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a freaking grapefruit... who the HELL eats a breakfast that big?!

Back to stupid cereal mascots... Lucky Charms. ****ING LUCKY CHARMS!
Lucky can turn the ****ing MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of ****ing 6 year olds?!?!?
C'mon now, Lucky.
I KNOW you've got to have a "Blow all the kids up" spell SOMEWHERE.
"They're after me Lucky Charms!"
...KILL THEM, BITCH!

...I don't know why I just went off on that rant. It's just always bothered me.

Rev: ...thattttss it Tech no more Scotch for you. Let's get you bed like a good boy.

-- Edited by Dragon Wing at 23:27, 2008-04-19

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! That is FOR THE WINZ!!!

Luc Bunny · Loonatic

(Tech and Rev Sleeping, Time: 3:43)

Tech: Ace? Is That you?

Ace: it r ace BUNNY 2 u mai frind. (Holds up knife)

Rev: Huh? Whats, what, huh? whats going on?

Tech: You okay?

Ace: ive nevar b33n bettar tech

Tech: What time is it?

Ace: it r tiem 2 dai, tech...tiem 2 die

(Ace hold up knife and charges)

Ace: MAI ROFLKNIEF GOEZ SLIEC SLIEC SLIEC SLIEC SLIEC

techfan979 · MagykWire

Dragon Wing wrote:

Tech: You know what's ALWAYS bothered me? Cold cereal mascots.
I mean, that is just some ****ED UP ****.
The Trix rabbit, for example. I dunno man... if I were him I'd be KILLING some kids. I remember a commercial where the rabbit WENT INTO A STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN DAMN MONEY. And then these bratty kids came outta NOWHERE and basically mug the poor bastard rabbit.
"Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!" And yet rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
HELL NO, that wouldn't fly with me. I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those bitches and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them brats and THEN beat the **** out of them some more.

And what's with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a ****in kid? I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think -
"Hey, there's a cool lookin' human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
NO.
I'd be thinking, "that's a 6 foot RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the HELL was I just smoking?"

Another thing! Wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"?
Last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast! But they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a freaking grapefruit... who the HELL eats a breakfast that big?!

Back to stupid cereal mascots... Lucky Charms. ****ING LUCKY CHARMS!
Lucky can turn the ****ing MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of ****ing 6 year olds?!?!?
C'mon now, Lucky.
I KNOW you've got to have a "Blow all the kids up" spell SOMEWHERE.
"They're after me Lucky Charms!"
...KILL THEM, BITCH!

...I don't know why I just went off on that rant. It's just always bothered me.

Rev: ...thattttss it Tech no more Scotch for you. Let's get you bed like a good boy.

-- Edited by Dragon Wing at 23:27, 2008-04-19

Actuelly, that's exactly what I was always thinking when I saw those commercials.

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

Ace: Hey Doosh Bag! Why don't you just go and die!?

Deuce:

... Okay...
___________________________________________

Tech:

I'm happy! I'm Happy! I'm happy! I'm happy! I'm happy! I'm happy!

And I'll punch the man who say I'm not.

I'm happy! I'm Happy! I'm happy! I'm happy! I'm happy! I'm happy!

And I'll punch the man who say I'm not.

Ace approaches Tech.

Tech:

I'm happy! I'm happy! Punch!

Tech punches Ace. Rev approaches him.

Tech:

I'm happy! I'm happy! Punch!

Tech punches Rev. Tech approaches Slam.

Tech:

I'm happy! I'm happy!

Slam punches Tech as the coyote keels to the floor.

Tech:

Ohhhhhh...

Luc Bunny · Loonatic

*Ace is runnig stright at Tech*

Ace: IM CUMIGN 4 U TECH LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL

Tech: AHHHHHHHHH!!!

Ace: *Holds up knife* TEH ROFLKNIEF DEMANDZ BLOOD TOD. c?? listen!1

*Fake voice*

BLOOD PLZ K THX LOL

Tech: *gasp!*

Ace: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*Duck tackles Ace*

Duck: No!

Ace: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

----------------------------

Lexi: Wear the hell is Tech? and Rev?

Duck: I thought they were still sleeping

Lexi: No! They're missing! I can't find them anywhere! And I think Ace had something to do with it!

*Long pause*

Lexi: Well?

Ace: as u can c..... i r a littel bisy playign vid3o gaemz...shut ur ****ing mouth plz

*Lexi turns of 360*

Ace: *Looks at Lexi* U no waht?/...... ur a ****ing b***H

Lexi: What did you do with them?

Ace: I DUNNO WAT TEH **** UR TALKIGN ABOT

Lexi: You tried to kill them last night, and now you've done something with them!

Ace: HOLY SH**

Lexi: What did you do with Tech?! and Rev?!

Ace: L@@K THIS IS U!

Lexi: Tell me!

Ace: *fakes girly voice* LOL IM A B***H BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

-- Edited by Luc Bunny at 09:19, 2008-06-02

WBFanatic · Anthros

Here's somethings that the Loonatics that I know the Loonatics will not say or do:

Tech eating dirty, sweaty socks (even though they say that coyotes have stomachs of a goat)

(Here's an Acexi saying that Lexi MIGHT say to Ace later, but not today),
Lexi: Ace, I'm pregnet!!
Ace: *faints*

Rev getting a tongue-twister wrong (since that he CAN say things really fast without getting any of the words wrong)

(After Duck had got a shot with "Truth-telling" elixer)

Duck: I stole Slam's cookie the other day. I wet the bed sometimes. Sometimes I dream about being naked with Misty Breeze. I was the one that broke Tech's watch and blamed Rev on it. I lost my virginaty at age 15.

*to Ace* I send embrassing pictures of you Ace on our website, so that everyone can think that your a discrace of being our leader.

Ace: YOU WHAT!?!?!?!!!!!! *gets p**sed*

Duck: *to Lexi* Lexi, that's one big bottom you got there, I mean, you can see that bloated thing for miles.

Lexi: *blushes with a mad face*

Duck: *to Rev* By the way Rev, that's one hot smokin' mom you have. I'll tell you what, why don't you tell to divourse that fat ol' buzzard dad of your's and let her marry me, and you and Rip will be my new sons. I've always wanted two kids.

Rev: You-got-the-hots-for-my-mom!?! confused

Other Loonatics: Eww!! bleh

[about Duck having a crush on Harriet (Rev's mom)]

Duck: *to Slam* Slam, you're the most stupidest, ugliest, and disgusting hairball I've seen, and what's with your muscles? You're on steriods?

Slam: *gets really p**sed off and is about ready to hurt Duck* furious

Duck: *to Tech* And Tech, you know that your sister is having a baby, right? Well, guess what? I'm the kid's father.

Tech: You're the one who slept with her!?!?!?!!!!!!!

Slam: *in a drag* Me look pretty. <------That imagine is gonna haunt in my nightmares!!! *shivers with fear*

-- Edited by WBFanatic at 19:02, 2008-06-13

Siamese712 · I blamed it on the dog...

WBFanatic wrote:

Duck: *to Tech* And Tech, you know that your sister is having a baby, right? Well, guess what? I'm the kid's father.

Tech: You're the one who slept with her!?!?!?!!!!!!!

XD Hello Daddy Duck!!

WBFanatic · Anthros

And Duck's gonna have to be the one to change the diapers.

Luc Bunny · Loonatic

Duck: Tech! You look quite down

With your big fat eyes and your fat big frown

The world doesn't have to be so grey!

Tech! When your life's a mess!

When your feeling blue and in distress

I know a way that can wash that frown away!

All you have to do is put a banana in your ear!

Tech: A banana in my ear?

Duck: Put a ripe banana into your favourite ear

It's true, so true

Once it's in your ear your good will disappear

the bad in the world is hard to hear

when in your ear a banana cheers

so go ahead and put a banana in your ear!!

-- Edited by Luc Bunny at 21:53, 2008-06-16

zadavias_spirit · Out of This World

Luc, you have inspired me.....

Tech: Oh look at that.
Rev/Lexi: ZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!
Rev: El hombre con el sombrero nos envoi
Lexi: El nos dijo muchas historias asombrosas
*weird music* *creepy laughing*
Tech: What?
Lexi: Esta noche nosotros cenamos Tortugas
Rev: Así que bueno, ellos serán
Tech: Ah, what did you two do?
Rev/Lexi: ZZZZZZZZZZ
Rev: Soy Feliz.
*creepy music, creepy laughing*
Tech: Just keep walking Tech, just keep walking.

WBFanatic · Anthros

Here's another batch I thought up.

Ace: *groans* No more ice cream for me. I'm lactosintalerent. *bletches*

Lexi: Men are such animals.>:(
Ace, Duck, Tech, Rev, and Slam: Thanks Lexi!

Have warn you about this one though:

Slam: (sings off-key) Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star
I made myself a sandwich
My mommy named it "Fred"
It's taste like beans and bacon
It's taste like it's bacon

Coming up with a song is hard
So I used a pointy pencil
Pointy, pointy, pointy
Pointy, pointy, point

Phew! What's that horrable smell!?
I have a head, it ends in a point
Pointy, pointy, pointy
Pointy, pointy, point
This song is over, except for this line
You win this round, broccolli

Stylediva127 · MagykWire

wow

doggirl2772 · Out of This World

They just seem to be getting better and better!!! biggrin

How about:

Ace: Do you like waffles?
Duck: Ya we like waffles!
Rev: Do you like pancakes?
Tech: Ya we like pancakes!
Slam: Do you like french toast?
Lexi: Yeah we french toast!
Zadavia: Doo-doo-doo-doo, Can't wait to get a mouthful!
All together: Waffles!
Optimatus: You guys are all noobs! *exits on a bright lime-green tricycle*

Berry · Human

lovegreenanred · Avril lover

OH MY GOD!!! Why the hell didn't I read these before?! I'm in my seat dying laughing at the stuff you dudes are coming up with! XD XD XD

Stylediva127 · MagykWire

I so can't wait for more!

WBFanatic · Anthros

Here's another one that I thought up with, even I AM a full-ledged Revvie.

Rev: (sings) O-U pretty Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang
We love you

N-R pretty Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang
Loves us too

Hi-Ho, everywhere Chitty goes
It's Chitty we depend

Bang-Bang-Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang
Our fine four-fendered friend
Bang-Bang-Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang
Our fine four-fendered...
Chitty-Bang-Bang-Chitty-Bang-Bang

lovegreenanred · Avril lover

I can honestly see Rev singing that. What about this?

Rev:
MAYA HEE!
MAYA HOO!
MAYA HA!
MAYA HAHA!!!
NUMA NUMA HEY! NUMA NUMA HEY! NUMA NUMA NUMA HEY!!! XD XD XD XD XD

Luc Bunny · Loonatic

Tech: Do a barrel roll

do a barrel roll

do a barrel roll
*runs into a wall*
-------------

*Ace looking at a screen very creepy like*

Tech *on the screen*: Allow me to address the anxiety underlying your concerns, rather than try to answer every possible question you might have left un-voiced.

*TV Screen changes to a picture that says "You just got RICK ROLLED, Yours truly, Dr. Tech"*

---------------------------

Tech: Wanna play a game?

Ace: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

-------------------

lovegreenanred · Avril lover

Duck: I luvs the world and all the inhabitants that live in it! I'm going to go down to the mall and hand out flowers and candy! Candy makes people happy! Here! Have a million dollars! I don't need it! My life runs on love and peace! JOY TO THE WORLD!!!! ^_^ *skips off*

Rev: ..........what the F***............ weirdface

I_See_Your_True_Colours · MagykWire

Lexi: I'm pregnant! Woo hoo, now I can have an abortion!

Dragon Wing · Gone

I_See_Your_True_Colours wrote:

Lexi: I'm pregnant! Woo hoo, now I can have an abortion!

That actually made me laugh really, really hard.

zadavias_spirit · Out of This World

LOL South Park reference!!!
At least I think it is. Mrs. Garrison, right?

Earth Master · Loonatic

zadavias_spirit wrote:

LOL South Park reference!!!
At least I think it is. Mrs. Garrison, right?

Lol, yeah.

I_See_Your_True_Colours · MagykWire

zadavias_spirit wrote:

LOL South Park reference!!!
At least I think it is. Mrs. Garrison, right?

Yep.

lovegreenanred · Avril lover

Dragon Wing wrote:

I_See_Your_True_Colours wrote:

Lexi: I'm pregnant! Woo hoo, now I can have an abortion!

That actually made me laugh really, really hard.

Mutual!