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Akira_Cat · Your local cat

Your inventions

StellaMagic · Martian

I would invent an aura scanner because you never know when the Loonatics are gonna confront a shapeshifting villain.

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

i'd invent sumthin so i could kill myself in a creative way

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

I really could do with making a portable long-distance teleporter device for myself, coz i'm always in a rush to get to places on time. It'd be so much more convenient and less stressful if i could just teleport myself to a desired location in a couple of seconds. I'd never be late to my classes or to work ever again! And i wouldn't need to drag a car about anymore!

I also wouldn't mind inventing some kind of invisibility cloak-caster for those times in life when you 'wish you could just disappear'!

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

hmm teleporter... just hope that you're molecules rearrange correctly each time you teleport!

Martiangirl · Loonatic

Hey, if you were Tech, you wouldn't need to worry about your molecules being rearranged.

I'd invent something that could mimic positive qualities in other people or animals and attribute them another (Sypher just lost his edge). It would copy, not steal, and it could be attributed to natural abilities, personality, and physical characterisitcs as well as powers.

That or a universal translater.

Harukuro · Beast

I agree Martiangirl a universal translator would be awsome

Anna · Anthros

Maybe a machine that can be used to look at a person's sub-concious. You would somehow hook them up to the machine, put on a special pair of googles to see what's happening in there, and interact with the patient in his mind. Psychologists would love it. And really mess with him too.

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

Anna wrote:

Maybe a machine that can be used to look at a person's sub-concious. You would somehow hook them up to the machine, put on a special pair of googles to see what's happening in there, and interact with the patient in his mind. Psychologists would love it. And really mess with him too.

I could see something like that having serious ethical issues for psychiatric patients though. Should we be allowed to pry into someone's mind, their private thoughts?

And i imagine a positive attribute mimicker device would be a popular item Martiangirl! But if it became widely used, everyone in the world would be super perfect! We'd all be pretty, intelligent, funny and athletic!

A universal translator is a good idea tho'! We'd be able to understand every language in the world, what animals are saying and beyond that to alien langs. from other planets (if aliens truly exist)! But it might put alot of multi-lingual translators out there out of their jobs.

Martiangirl · Loonatic

Well, they could get to work translating written texts. And they could still be useful in knowing other cultures and customs. And well, aliens already exist in Acmetropolis, though, almost everyone already knows English. Wonder how that happened.

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

Isn't it strange how aliens from across the galaxy can speak perfect English in the majority of cartoons?

Martiangirl · Loonatic

Maybe we don't really speak English. . .maybe we just speak a standard alien dialect.

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

Now there's a thought...

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

yeh, and all other languages are obsolete! especially Japanese... fkfndgvksnekbgvnraekgvjnrangvlkrsl

Martiangirl · Loonatic

Could be. By the way, LOVE the spiffy new avatar, Shade!

-- Edited by Martiangirl at 21:32, 2006-09-29

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

Slade!? i aint no villian from teen titans! lol, yeh, partially colored the green areas so now hes yellowish *hugs registered GM6 program*

... oh, for an invention, id make a super Goldwave/GM/Media Player/MAME/Winamp/Project64/ZSNES ultra program for all my w/e needs-

Martiangirl · Loonatic

Sorry, I misread (goes to change other post)

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

id also make sum helmet that lets u play any music u want like an ipod and make it look like yer singin it (volume bars on the face cause its like a bike helmet)

Martiangirl · Loonatic

I wouldnt be surprised if they were already working on that one. Watch your invention be a popular gift in Japan in a little while.

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

hmm i dunno, maybe, but it probably wouldnt look good without a full costume, but then again u dont wanna walk around like sum halloween phreak--

Martiangirl · Loonatic

They probably have a bar in an arcade or something, then transer it to standard headwear.

Fun Fact: Uhura was the first person to use Blue Tooth.

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

i never knew that.... person has blue teeth, i was the first person to use white tooth--
and theres another idea, braces that change yer tooth color, so you can look like a mental phreak that likes to smile and go "eeeeeee" all the time

Martiangirl · Loonatic

Well they already have braces where you can have multi-colored rubberbands, so that wouldn't be too far off.

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

i would invent sumthin that would prevent pain from whats goin on on my sig, much like morphine except u dont lose all senses just pain, heat and cold-

Martiangirl · Loonatic

Don't you need pain so you'll know if you need medical care? So you don't just get up and continue skating, not realizing you have a cracked skull with some grey matter leaking out the back.

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

i dont have grey matter so i wouldnt have to worry about anythin

Martiangirl · Loonatic

You, my friend, are a medical miracle and wonder. You should rent yourself out to science.

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

go talk to the guys that do Jackass, smart alec,

and id invent sumthin that would have the ability to let u be IN any movie u wanted 2, so u can watch it while yer IN it.

Martiangirl · Loonatic

I don't think I could survive having my IQ lowered to such a drastic degree.

So long as you can only watch the movie and not accidently get shot or something while you're in it, that sounds cool!

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

o---k then trekky---

and another invention would be to re-invent the gun so it uses bullets and not lasers that just knock sumone to a generic location and after a bit they get back up with a headache

Martiangirl · Loonatic

So, you'd invent the gun?

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

re-invent, cause all these shows have is laser guns and what do they do, hit the target and dissappear, then in the background if its not a major char then they get up with their hand on their forehead, or sumthin, id put real guns like Ak-47 and M16's, .38 specials etc., then we'll see who's holdin their forehead-- and dont say armor, because armor can basically never get any stronger unless it'll weigh 1000000000 pounds, and even if it is shielded, any major disturbance could break it...

Martiangirl · Loonatic

Lasers/phasers have two settings: stun and kill. The good guys all took a vote and decided to only use the stun setting. The villains all have their guns set on kill. Unfortunately, since they all took their shooting lessons from Imperial Stormtroopers, they can't hit their targets anyway.

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

lasers are still quite h0mo compared to real guns we have now... anyway, thats the thing, villians do sumthin ret@rded, kill, when they stun IF they ever do then they can torture their enemies (i like) and watch em be in pain, while heroes or w/e should have it on kill so if they hit their enemy the problem will be over and they'll be dead, if it threatens the human race i say kill it...

Martiangirl · Loonatic

True, that makes sense. But then that would kinda kill off most good television. The villains would all be dead within a week. Then all we would have is "Antiques Road Show".

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

the show that is only watched by people who are having a mid-life crisis.... ----- well they should make up more villians, well actually id like it of there where sorta robotic/human enemies like the weird people at Jabba's Palace on SW- and have fat stupid sweaty poor guys with blasters and a dumb lookin head thingy and make em lead sum random armies, its not like LU has much of a story to begin with

and the randomness would make it awesome

sorry no new invention dis time--

Martiangirl · Loonatic

I think that over time, the citizens might start to get a little worried about superheroes who off whoever gets in their way. Villains might start thinking twice(or thrice) about messing with them if they knew there was a good chance they'd wind up in a body bag. Beside's they already had a bunch of random villains first time around.

How about a machine that converts annoying chatter (like from girls who think it's perfectly alright to go screaming down dorm hallways at 1 AM) into a choice of relaxing elevator music?

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

im sure people wouldnt be afraid, especially when they havent moved out because nuthin but trouble goes on in their city and their city only, much like Batman and Gotham, im surprised that the people didnt move out because of the crime---

Martiangirl · Loonatic

Except if Batman just went on a spree and shot Joker, Two-Face, and the others. Sure, everyone would probaby be going "It's about time!" at first. But after a while, you can't help but thinking when's the day the Bat's going to snap and turn on innocent Gothamites. I'm sure the creepy persona wouldn't help his case either.

Well, us urban folks can't just move whenever crime gets out of hand. Otherwise, we'd never stay in one place for long.

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

then you've never met my friend Mike or been anywhere around the Detroit/Chicago area--- constant moving... but this isnt the thread to be talking about dis stuff

but it gave me an idea for moving, but i think sumone already thought of dat

Martiangirl · Loonatic

New invention. The crime proof home. Press a button, and your place is more secure than Fort Knox on the Moon. A drive by on a tank couldn't blast through the walls and anyone without authorized access automatically gets teleported into the nearest jail cell (regardless of occupation. Equipped with lasers (set to kill) to instantly vaporize on contact if they make it past the perimeters. And some other stuff, I'll be sure to add when I'm not so tired to think.

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

kinda unoriginal and expensive, id probably just make it as good as the security of a pickle jar that hasnt been opened for 5 years

-- Edited by Shade Skywalker at 23:13, 2006-10-01

Martiangirl · Loonatic

The challenge was "If you were Tech" Obviously, if I were him, I'd A. have no money problems and have all the resources I need available at my fingertips and B. be observant enough to notice that as unoriginal as the idea is, no one has ever given a thought to actually building the thing and mass marketing to the common consumer. It's always the best inventions that are the most obvious, I think.

You need a way to get in and out of your house. Unless you have a teleporter built in, you'd either be locked out or inside for the rest of your natural existence. . .or until someone pours hot water over it.

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

i was saying if it where available for everyone, ya kno about all my inventions i thought up of where for everyone else, not just for me, i didnt even kno this thread was selfish in that way

Martiangirl · Loonatic

Hey, I'm a captialist pig, I admit it freely. I ain't giving this stuff away.

LyraXV · Human

Here goes...

If I was Tech, I'd invent a machine/device capable of opening portals to any dimension imaginable. And by dimension, I inculde our own and any cartoon/TV series/anime/game/book you can think of. Every single one!

Actually, I'm imagining a sort of fanfic using one of those (called it the "Animatron"). The main characters would travel through dimesnions, while meeting cartoon heroes and wiping out a major villain who was also a dimensional traveler. Of course they'd also meet the Loonatics. ;) If I ever get to take it to a further level, I'll post at least the chapters/episodes dealing with them on this board.

But yeah, I'd invent that. ^^

Martiangirl · Loonatic

I like that invention! ^_^

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

I'd like to give such an invention a go too LyraXV! A portal that could take you into any cartoon or comic world...just think of all the possibilities!

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

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RevRunner · Frelengian

A place teleporter, so you won't have to walk place to place. You could choose any place in the world that you would like to go to, by typing it in and pushing enter, then the machine teleports you.