EGGS! - Loonatics Unleashed Online message boards

kaejae · LUO's Next Top Poser

EGGS!

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

I pondered this before as well actually. Somehow i could see Duck and Rev being horrified at the prospect of eating eggs from their own species, but chicken eggs, perhaps.

Crossfire · Frelengian

Hmmm...here`s a funny scenario:

(As the Loonatics begin to eat breakfast, Duck loads his plate up with a bunch of eggs. As he begins stuffing them into his mouth, Rev gasps, slapping his hands to the side of his head)

Rev: GHUUUH! Duck! Don`t-you-realize-you`re-eating-

Duck: So? They`re unfertilized.

Rev:(falls off chair)

Ace: I think he passed out.

Duck: In that case, can I have his pancakes?

Martiangirl · Loonatic

They probably do. Otherwise, they would have to avoid anything made with eggs as well. Like cake.

Ace: Who wants chcolate cake?!

Duck: Do you know how many baby chicks died just to make that sugary monstrosity?!

Rev: BABY KILLER!

Rest of Loonatics:

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

I think Martiangirl is right. Duck and Rev would have to exclude alot of things from their diet if they didn't eat eggs at all! Unless in the future they can make cakes, pancakes and other dishes with some kind of egg substitute or something?

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

But then cake can't be made if you can't use eggs.

loonaticforever · Anthros

****ed up

dOMITUPSYK · Loonatic

I've been wondering that, and would they eat poultry? I can see why Duck wouldn't eat duck (that's cannibalism), but would Rev? And what about chicken, turkey, turducken, and quail? Well, turducken and Duck wouldn't mix well, it has duck in it.

kaejae · LUO's Next Top Poser

Funny and interesting points all!

Perhaps they do use an egg substitute! Afterall, it is the year 2772 and with the genetically modified foods they have today, who knows what else they could have invented?

And the poultry idea has also come across my mind as well! In Family Business, Rev did mention his family eating birdseed and how Tech should just eat it if offered -- implying that his family is perhaps vegetarian? Or vegan for that matter?

Heh... just my two cents

-- Edited by kaejae at 13:07, 2006-11-19

dOMITUPSYK · Loonatic

Edit: And !

-- Edited by dOMITUPSYK at 13:04, 2006-11-19

kaejae · LUO's Next Top Poser

They have egg emoticons on this forum!? Hah! That's great!

Duck + Rev: No it's not...

Duck + Rev: ...

loonaticforever · Anthros

okay, i feel like throwing up right now

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

kaejae wrote:

They have egg emoticons on this forum!? Hah! That's great!

Duck + Rev: No it's not...

Duck + Rev: ...

Oooh...eggs.

Duck and Rev: -faint-

Jessica: O_O I didn't do it?

Oceanstalker · Human

I don't know if you're gonna believe this but, roadrunners can eat meat, I saw a picture of one consuming a lizard!

I learn that they can also eat other birds (which are probably smaller).

-- Edited by Oceanstalker at 06:03, 2006-11-22

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

Eeek! Rev's a carnivore!

Cali-Bunny · Good to be back?

*imagines Rev eating Duck*

Form your own conclusions.

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

Cali-Bunny wrote:

*imagines Rev eating Duck*

Form your own conclusions.

Shouldn't've said that; I'm going to go crazy with ideas.

(scenario)

Rev: -walks in with a really big stomach- Hi-guys!
Lexi: O_o Uh...Rev...did you get...pregnant...or something?
Tech: I DIDN'T DO IT!
Lexi: O_o Uh...
Duck: -quacks out with icky stuff on him- Ewwwwwwwwwww.

(end scenario)

-- Edited by the_oddity at 14:46, 2006-11-22

LexiHex2772 · Human

that's so funny!i really loved it.when are you gonna come up with another one kaejae?

kaejae · LUO's Next Top Poser

Cali-Bunny wrote:

*imagines Rev eating Duck*
Form your own conclusions.

That's duck as in duck... not duck as in Danger?

Duck: *runs outta the room screaming*
Rev: I SWEAR DIDN'T KNOW!!
Duck: YOU MONSTER!!!

Oddity:
Tech: I DIDN'T DO IT
*dies*

LexiHex: Another what? I'm lost

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

kaejae wrote:

Oddity:
Tech: I DIDN'T DO IT
*dies*

NUUUU!!! DON'T DIE! I have to stop making my stuff so funny...

-tries to think of another conclusion- Rev's Asian!

Reason - Duck is a main staple of the Chinese diet. Couldn't Rev be Asian if he ate duck regularly (or at least, on Chinese holidays)?

Duck: You eat duck?!
Jessica: I gave up eating duck a long time ago, My parents thought I was crazy.

-- Edited by the_oddity at 18:05, 2006-11-22

loonaticforever · Anthros

um i'm going to forget i saw that

kaejae · LUO's Next Top Poser

Oh my... I could go for that right about now...

Duck: Desthpicable!

KJ: HUSH YOU! *wants crispy fried duck*

Dang it... now look what you started!!

loonaticforever · Anthros

I started everything in life

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

i thought of Duck and Rev being more of cheez eaters...

loonaticforever · Anthros

heh

Anna · Anthros

Maybe Rev and Duck could eat products made from eggs, as long as they weren't made from the eggs of sapient birds. Otherwise, eating eggs directly would still feel strange to them I think.

loonaticforever · Anthros

heh

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

Rev: Din dins!!!

Everyone else: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Tech: Oh! So I'm not allowed to eat Rev but he's allowed to eat anyone for a gourmet dinner! Right that's it! REV! COME HERE!!!

Oh no! What have we started?!

loonaticforever · Anthros

That's THat ****

dOMITUPSYK · Loonatic

Tech: -licks Rev's arm sesually, albeit not that way- Mmmmmmmm.

Rev: -gulp- Uh, what are you doing?

Tech: I want you... so bad...

Rev:I'm sorry, I don't like closets!

Tech: I want you for dinner, Rev... -sprinkles pepper on Rev

Rev: Dude, don't scare me like that. I thought you wanted to- ACHOO! What are you...? AAAAAAH! TECH WANTS TO EAT ME!

Edit: That made me hungry.

-- Edited by dOMITUPSYK at 16:49, 2006-11-24

loonaticforever · Anthros

I think he will kill him first then eat him

You ****ed up everything don't you

dOMITUPSYK · Loonatic

I'm a very ****ed up person.

Tech: WHOA. That SO doesn't sound right.

Me: My brain is ****ed up.

Tech: Better.

loonaticforever · Anthros

I bet that is so far the only word in your mind

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

Hmm, all this reading about eating birds is making me hungry for some duck in orange sauce or crispy duck pancakes! Yum!

And here's another scenario based off a Sylvester and Tweety interaction:

*Tech's stomach growls loudly as he spots Rev walking by. He starts dribbling hungrily.*

Tech: No! I gotta get my mind off birds! I'll listen to some music! That'll help distract me!

*Tech turns on the radio, but a bird-type song starts playing. Tech quickly turns it off again.*

Rev: Hi Tech!

Tech: I, I, I have to restrain myself!

*Tech handcuffs himself to a metal railing.*

Tech: There! Now i won't be able to catch Rev even if i want to!

Rev (in a cute voice): Oh Techie! Don't you like me anymore!

Tech (with a madddening look in his eyes): I think...I think...i think...you're delicious!

*Tech rips his hand cuff loose in his mad dash at Rev. Rev with a sly look, pulls out a bow and toilet plunger and shoots it at Tech's snout, efffectively incapacitating his jaws.*

Rev: Sorry Tech, but you looked like you were 'weakening' in your resolve there!

Tech (in muffled voice as toilet plunger is still obstructing his mouth and with an annoyed look): Yes, i did weaken. Thanks alot pal!

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

We're making everyone sound & act like cannibals! Soon everyone will be eating each other for dinner! I wonder what each character would be like as a meal. Lexi lasugne, Roast Rev, Ace pie... so many possibilities...

Twilightgirl · Anthros

You think that Duck and Rev are the only ones.....

Well I was working on the till for the Pets at Home store (pet store) when this couple come up with a box of canary food. I just looked at it for a second and relised that it was Egg flavoured.

So.....

Tweetums is just eating some egg flavoured canaryfood. Duck and Rev come in.

Rev: Tweetums How could you!

Tweetums: eh?

Duck: I KNEW HE WAS EVIL!!!!!!

loonaticforever · Anthros

That is funny

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

Twilightgirl wrote:

You think that Duck and Rev are the only ones.....

Well I was working on the till for the Pets at Home store (pet store) when this couple come up with a box of canary food. I just looked at it for a second and relised that it was Egg flavoured.

So.....

Tweetums is just eating some egg flavoured canaryfood. Duck and Rev come in.

Rev: Tweetums How could you!

Tweetums: eh?

Duck: I KNEW HE WAS EVIL!!!!!!

AS IF!!! And to think, Sylvester tried to eat Tweety Pie! So...

Sylvester goes up to the golden bird cage with Tweety inside. The bird is swinging on his swing until Sylvester manages to grab him.

Sylvester: Yes! Now I can finally eat you at last!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Tweety: Not if I can eat you first.

Sylvester: Eh?

Tweety: Dinner!!!

Starts eating Sylvester.

Sylvester: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

A few more hours later and Tweety has a large bump on his tummy. Granny then comes along to check up on him.

Granny: Oh my! How on earth did you get so big? You even broke your swing. Looks like I'll have to take you to the vets. Now I wonder where Sylvester went.

Granny goes out of the room and Tweety rubs his tummy.

Tweety: Mmmmm... that was the most tastiest meal I ever had.

Tweety then coughs a fur ball up.

THE END.

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

Tweety eating Sylvester?! Now that was disturbing Akira!

kaejae · LUO's Next Top Poser

E-GAD. O_O

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

EGG-AD.

Wait...egg-ad? Is that a commercial for eggs?

-imagines Duck and Rev beating some faceless WB worker for letting them play egg ads-

O_O

loonaticforever · Anthros

Holy ****

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

My sister Twilightgirl works at a pet store and I found out from her that rabbits- Yes! Rabbits!- can eat egg flavoured rabbit food! So that means Lexi and Ace are on the "cannibals list".

Rev: NO! NOT YOU GUYS TOO!!!

Ace: We don't like rabbit food anyway!

Lexi: Yeah! Rabbit food sucks! We prefer a lot of things than plain old rabbit food.

Rev:

Ace: This is getting ridiculous!

ruthchang93 · Martian

Then all of them could be on the cannibal list. Besides Duck and Rev of course.

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

*Ace walks in with sandwichs for Duck and Rev.*

Rev: Oh-goodie!-I'm-famished! *Grabs a sandwich from Ace and munches into it.* Mm-mm!-That-tastes-so-good!

*Duck bites into his sandwich as well.*

Duck: Yeah, this is tasty! What is it Ace?

Ace (smiling): Turkey and stuffing! A seasonal flavour!

*Duck and Rev immediately spit the mushy contents in their mouths out and wash their mouths out with glasses of water.*

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

I would think they'd be washing their mouths out with glasses of acid, but then again, that's kinda suicidal...or something...acid isn't good for you, is it?

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

the_oddity wrote:

I would think they'd be washing their mouths out with glasses of acid, but then again, that's kinda suicidal...or something...acid isn't good for you, is it?

It generally isn't. Especially the corrosive types.

kaejae · LUO's Next Top Poser

That's so funny!

Ace: What's wrong?

Duck: Whaddya mean what's wrong!?

Rev: *is ready to hurl*

Ace: I thought it tasted quite egg-cellent!

Rev: YUCK!

Duck: My thoughts exactly!

Ace: Don't you mean egg-actly?

Rev + Duck:

Ace is becoming quite the little bugger isn't he?

Crossfire · Frelengian

Black Oracle wrote:

the_oddity wrote:

I would think they'd be washing their mouths out with glasses of acid, but then again, that's kinda suicidal...or something...acid isn't good for you, is it?

It generally isn't. Especially the corrosive types.

Little known fact: Vitamin C is also known as ascorbic acid.

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

Eek! Ascorbic acid is corroding my teeth every time i drink orange juice!

And those 'egg' puns were funny kaejae! LOL! Ace is such a tormenter!