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revrunner9708 · Human

if they really existed

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

For one thing, the HQ would be flooded with fanmail...and fans.

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

the_oddity wrote:

For one thing, the HQ would be flooded with fanmail...and fans.

At Loonatics HQs...

Ace: Loonatics, there's an emergency in downtown Acmetropolis! We gotta go, now!

Tech: Hang on Chief! I'll be with you in a minute! Just as soon as i get through all this fan mail!

Ace looks on, shaking his head, as Tech swims, literally, through a pool of fan mail towards the exit.

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

If people even saw them in the street, I bet they'd be asking for autographs.

Sees Rev across th street.

Me: Oh my Gosh! It's him! It's really him!

I zoom out of the house with my autograph book and a pen and stop in front of Rev.

Rev: Yes? Can I help you?

Me: Can I have your autograph?

Rev: Okay... I'll sign it but I have to get back to saving the town after woulds.

Me: The will you come see me? Here's my phone number!

Rev: Okay... Let me call you.

Me: Yes Master.

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

Akira_Cat wrote:

If people even saw them in the street, I bet they'd be asking for autographs.

Sees Rev across th street.

Me: Oh my Gosh! It's him! It's really him!

I zoom out of the house with my autograph book and a pen and stop in front of Rev.

Rev: Yes? Can I help you?

Me: Can I have your autograph?

Rev: Okay... I'll sign it but I have to get back to saving the town after woulds.

Me: The will you come see me? Here's my phone number!

Rev: Okay... Let me call you.

Me: Yes Master.

*Pinches Akira's ear.*

Akira: Ow! Ow!

Me: Leave the Road Runner alone! You're harassing him!

*Starts to drag Akira away by the ear when suddenly I see Tech running by.*

Me: Oh my god it's Tech!!

*Drops Akira and rushes over to Tech. Jumps into Tech's arms.*

Tech: What the...?

Me: Take me away you lovable coyote!

*Tech rolls his eyes and quite suddenly drops me onto the ground.*

Me (rubbing my backside): Owie!

Tech (muttering): Crazy fangirls, why can't they just leave me in peace?

*Akira, watching this display, just shakes her head at me.*

Akira: Hmph! And she called me a harasser! What a hypocrite!

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

-meanwhile-

Duck: Why do Tech and Rev get all the fangirls? -pout-

Jessica: -jumps out of nowhere and glomps Duck- Fwee!

Duck: I have no idea who you are, but will you marry me?

Jessica: ...wow, such a reaction.

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

Duck? Marry? Don't do it Duck! Stay as the bachelor you are!!!

Oddity summons her army of teddy bears to drag me away from them.

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Oddity: So you were saying about this proposal Duck?

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

Me: Gasp! Duck wouldn't propose to anyone but Misty Breeze!

*Oddity sticks tape over my mouth to shut me up.*

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

In real life, my army of teddy bears are immoblie and live in my computer. XD

Also in real life, my Bugs Bunny doll will scold me almost endlessly, for being lazy, or not doing homework, or studying when I could be writing fanfics. The last one is kinda confusing.

But if I were to encounter Danger Duck in real life, I probably would glomp him. And then he'd be either creeped out or pleased that he does have a fangirl.

And then Bugs'll make me let go. Because he'd take over my body and make me go away.

And then I'd toss him at the wall when we got home.

And then he'd be mad at me.

And then I'd be grounded by him.

Despite the fact that he's a doll.

Danged over-imagining. My conscience personified can ground me.

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

Black Oracle wrote:

Me: Gasp! Duck wouldn't propose to anyone but Misty Breeze!

*Oddity sticks tape over my mouth to shut me up.*

I wouldn't do that! =(

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

the_oddity wrote:

Black Oracle wrote:

Me: Gasp! Duck wouldn't propose to anyone but Misty Breeze!

*Oddity sticks tape over my mouth to shut me up.*

I wouldn't do that! =(

Oh....so, what would ya do?

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

Cry. XD

Bugs Bunny doll: Crybaby! -is thrown at the wall- 'oly grap. By nose.

RevRunner · Frelengian

I'd be super excited to see Rev...

I see Rev walking with the other Loonatics and rush over...

Me: Rev Rev Rev Rev Rev!!!

Rev makes his struggling noises as he tries to get out of my hug.

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

-imagines-

(scenario)

Ace: Uh...Tech? Are you going to come out of your lab any time soon?

Tech: THEY'LL GET ME! THEY'LL GET ME!

Ace: I'll take that as a no. -is trampled by Tech's fangirl army-

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

the_oddity wrote:

-imagines-

(scenario)

Ace: Uh...Tech? Are you going to come out of your lab any time soon?

Tech: THEY'LL GET ME! THEY'LL GET ME!

Ace: I'll take that as a no. -is trampled by Tech's fangirl army-

*Tech's legion of fangirls starts trying to ram down Tech's lab door with a huge battering ram.*

Tech fangirls: Come out Tech! We love you!

*Inside the lab, a panicking Tech backs up to the wall in fear.*

Tech: Oh no! They're gonna break in any minute! Must defend myself!

*Tech grabs a huge missile launcher from a storage cabinet and takes aim at the weakening lab doors which are near to collapsing. Suddenly the lab doors fall forward and the huge army of Techies pours into the lab toward Tech. An incalculable number of girlish squeals fills the lab.*

Tech fangirls: * high pitched squeals*

*Before Tech has a chance to fire a missile, he is swamped by the masses of his crazed fangirls.*

Tech: Help! I'm drowning in fangirls here! AGGHHH! They're shredding my uniform apart! Hey! No touching the merchandise!

-- Edited by Black Oracle at 21:27, 2007-01-12

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

-peeks in Tech's lab- Whoa.

Jacovie: -peeks in too- Whoa.

Jessica: Look how many-

Jacovie: -nukes he has!

Jessica: Nukes?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SOMEONE ALERT PRESIDENT BUSH -runs away-

RevRunner · Frelengian

Tech moans as he getshis head stepped on by other feet.

Tech: My beautiful lab. No, it never harmed any-one!!!
Ace: Gee, Tech really needs to get out more.

Oddity comes in...

Ace: Uh, are you another Tech fan?
Oddity: I'm a Duck fan, does that count?
Ace: Meh, I don't care.

They hear Duck's voice...

Duck: I do. What is my biggest fan, doing in nerd boy's lab?
Ace: Look Duck; there is no easy way if saying this... but... she hates you. Hey, that wasn't hard to say at all.

Bugs Bunny doll comes out...

Bugs: Yeah, she hates you, he he.
Oddity: Shut up, Bugs. I'm Duck's biggest fan, whether you like it or not.
Tech: Yeah, that's all fine and dandy, but can you please get these fangirls off of me, plehease?!!!. Make them go to Rev.

Ace: Eh, sorry, Tech; but Rev already has his fans. Not even superspeed will get him out of this messy situation.

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

-meanwhile-

Rev: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTECHHELPMEFANGIRLSAREATTACKING! -runs to Tech's lab only to be mobbed by Tech's fangirl army-

randomfangirl1: Eeeee, it's Rev!!

randomfangirl2: Aw, he's soooo cuuuute!

Rev: HOLYCRAPACEDUCKLEXISLAMSOMEONEHELPMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

-meanwhile-

Jacovie: Got any sixes?

Slam: Go fish.

Jacovie: Dang.

-meanwhile-

Jessica: -tosses Bugs at the wall, picks him up, tosses him at the wall, picks him up, tosses him at the wall, picks him up-

Bugs: Okay! Okay! I get it! Stop throwing me at the wall! I'm going to end up like Garfield if you don't!

loonaticforever · Anthros

this was random

RevRunner · Frelengian

Meanwhile...

Fangirls: Aww, he's so cute.

Rev: (laughing nervously) Aww-you-guys-are-so-sweet-but-please-I-can't-take-this-anymore...

Duck: Hey, why are you hugging him? He's a disgrace to the bird community. I'm much more better looking than him, hey fans; I'm over here, catch mey. Fine, but you are hugging a complete disgrace.

Rev glares at Duck and then, back at the fangirls

Rev: Actually-you-know-what-I-like-this. This-is-nice.

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

Jessica: I'll hug you, Duck! -hugs Duck- ^_^

Duck: Well, at least someone appreciates me.

-meanwhile-

Slam: Sevens?

Jacovie: Go fish.

Slam: Aw.

LexiHex2772 · Anthros

Yeah...what IF they really existed in the world?It would be soooooooo awsome.It would be full of fan people.

Lonely Light · Anthros

If they really existed, we'd all be put on restraining orders. [laughs]

Lexi_bunny1 · Human

If they were real I would't go crazy like you I would do girly stuff with lexi and play video games with rev and hang out with ace and let's not forget swimming with duck

Ace:Finaly! a fan who won't mull us:releaf:

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

Lonely Light wrote:

If they really existed, we'd all be put on restraining orders. [laughs]

'nuff said. :biggirin:

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

Lonely Light wrote:

If they really existed, we'd all be put on restraining orders. [laughs]

I go up to the door and pick up letters from the floor. I look through them until I find a letter addressed to me.

Me: A letter for me?

I open the envelope and read the letter.

Me: WHAT!? "Dear Miss Akira Cat. This letter addressed to you is to inform you that you are hereby prohibated to go 2000 metres towards Mr Rev Runner. Should you break this contract and you will be severely punished. Yours faithfully, The people who wrote this letter." THEY'RE GIVIN ME A RESTRAINING ORDER TO STAY AWAY FROM MY BELOVED REV!?

Tears up the letter and flushes it down the toilet.

Me: That's better.

I see Rev through the window.

Me: OH MY GOSH! IT'S REV!

I zoom out of the door but suddenly get surrounded by the SWAT team.

Me: Eh... I was going to do my shopping?

SWAT guy: Miss Cat. I'm afraid you broke the contract so you have to be severely punished.

Me: Oh yeah! Ichigo Cat Sutoro Bell Bell!

I do amazing kung-fu attacks and knock out all the members of the SWAT team and then I rush up to Rev and hug him.

Me: I love you Rev...

Rev: Great! Not even a restraining order can get fans away. I bet Tech is going to have problems.

Meanwhile, Tech is cowering in a corner as all the Tech fan girls move slowly towards him.

Fan girls: We love you Tech... we really do...

Tech: NO! GET AWAY FROM ME! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

-- Edited by Akira_Cat at 11:50, 2007-01-15

Cheri · Anthros

What would I do if they existed? Hmmm....most likely steal Rev and put him in my closet to worship forever.

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

I'd probably actually go outside for things other than school purposes. XD

RevRunner · Frelengian

Well, if I saw Rev; I would go and talk to him right away. I would ask questions and tell him that I am one of his biggest fans. I wonder what he would say.

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

RevRunner wrote:

Well, if I saw Rev; I would go and talk to him right away. I would ask questions and tell him that I am one of his biggest fans. I wonder what he would say.

I would actually wonder that too. Depending on what situation he's at, he'd either say:

1) Oh thanks. Want a autograph?

OR

2) Erm... if you don't mind, I gotta get back to this mission.

Either way, we'd all drule over whatever they say cos that can get away with it.

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

Akira_Cat wrote:

RevRunner wrote:

Well, if I saw Rev; I would go and talk to him right away. I would ask questions and tell him that I am one of his biggest fans. I wonder what he would say.

I would actually wonder that too. Depending on what situation he's at, he'd either say:

1) Oh thanks. Want a autograph?

OR

2) Erm... if you don't mind, I gotta get back to this mission.

Either way, we'd all drule over whatever they say cos that can get away with it.

Rev: GO AWAY! Leave us alone you harrassers!

Tech: We're sick and tired of your constant 'worshipping'!

*Tech and Rev fangirls continue to drool at them.*

Tech and Rev fangirls: We...love...you too...Tech and Rev!

*Tech and Rev slap their faces in frustration.*

loonaticfan · Beast

Black Oracle wrote:

the_oddity wrote:

-imagines-

(scenario)

Ace: Uh...Tech? Are you going to come out of your lab any time soon?

Tech: THEY'LL GET ME! THEY'LL GET ME!

Ace: I'll take that as a no. -is trampled by Tech's fangirl army-

*Tech's legion of fangirls starts trying to ram down Tech's lab door with a huge battering ram.*

Tech fangirls: Come out Tech! We love you!

*Inside the lab, a panicking Tech backs up to the wall in fear.*

Tech: Oh no! They're gonna break in any minute! Must defend myself!

*Tech grabs a huge missile launcher from a storage cabinet and takes aim at the weakening lab doors which are near to collapsing. Suddenly the lab doors fall forward and the huge army of Techies pours into the lab toward Tech. An incalculable number of girlish squeals fills the lab.*

Tech fangirls: * high pitched squeals*

*Before Tech has a chance to fire a missile, he is swamped by the masses of his crazed fangirls.*

Tech: Help! I'm drowning in fangirls here! AGGHHH! They're shredding my uniform apart! Hey! No touching the merchandise!

-- Edited by Black Oracle at 21:27, 2007-01-12

hmmm..tech fangirls riping techs clothes off and touching him?I totally saw that comeing plus I know one person on this website who would like to.

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

loonaticfan wrote:

hmmm..tech fangirls riping techs clothes off and touching him?I totally saw that comeing plus I know one person on this website who would like to.

Acutally, there probably more than one fangirl who'd like to do those things! He! He! He!

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

Took the words straight outta my mouth.

MechMaster · Beast

I'll just be making sure that the chainsaw bayonet is fully operational in case any villains barge into my house.

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

I don't need a chainsaw bayonet - I got a authentic Chinese sword. XD

kari bunny · Out of This World

if the loonatics relly existad they would need major restaraning order(1000000 feet at at all times)against people
(just a thought)

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

Welcome Kari Bunny! Yeah. We all would be put on restraining orders. We just can't get enough of them.

Aaaaaaaahhh... Rev...

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

Rev: STAY BACK! I HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER, AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!!

Duck: Why would you be afraid?

Rev: Oh, you'd be surprised.

Duck: Not really, I quite like having a fangirl. -indicates Jessica hanging onto his leg-

kari bunny · Out of This World

nice

RevRunner · Frelengian

But I don't want Rev to have a restraining order. I will never get the chance to get to know him. He's sooooo cute!!!

kari bunny · Out of This World

this is what i would do if i saw the loonatics with my friends........

lisa:hey there go the lunatics

trever:ya hey lunatics

me and kp:SHUT UP

lisa and treaver :ok:cry:

ace walkes up to us with the loonatics

kp :can i have your atograph

me arces an eyebrown:um ok can i please have your guys atograps

lexi and ace:sure:biggrin:

Lexi_bunny1 · Human

If they put a reastaning order on me it will look something like this

Me:YAY mail day!

miss Keyra Anne Deans thats KAIRA *******

you must stay away from mr Ace Bunny by 100ft well I am a bit peckish*tears letter up & eats it* tastes like chicken

*sees ace*OMG it's ace

I'm coming ace

Swat team:Miss deans you have broken your restraning order and you will be punished

Me:GO SCEPTILE LEAF BLADE!!!!!!*hugs ace*I wov you

Ace:awww ****

RevRunner · Frelengian

I wouldn't want to be restrained from seeing and meeting my favourite hero.

(sees Rev)

Rev Rev Rev Rev Rev!!! I love you (hugs him)

Rev: My-goodness-another-one?

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

Yep. They've taken to calling themselves 'Revvies', you know.

Rev: O_o Meep.

fangirls: -fangirl squeals- He said 'meep'!

Rev: O_O ...meep.

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

the_oddity wrote:

Yep. They've taken to calling themselves 'Revvies', you know.

Rev: O_o Meep.

fangirls: -fangirl squeals- He said 'meep'!

Rev: O_O ...meep.

Meeping's nothing impressive! Listen to Tech doing his coyote growl! Tech, growl for us again please!

Tech: NO! I'm not growling for you obssessed fangirls anymore!

Techies: Oh pleeeeaaassseeeee! We looove your growling!

Tech: Fine. One more time. *Growls deeply.*

Techies: *Loud squeals of delight.*

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

Slam has a fangirl - I know that for a fact!

...what? I do.

RevRunner · Frelengian

A meep is not impressive, but neither is a howl. I want Rev to make us laugh.

ruthchang93 · Martian

loonaticfan wrote:

Black Oracle wrote:

the_oddity wrote:

-imagines-

(scenario)

Ace: Uh...Tech? Are you going to come out of your lab any time soon?

Tech: THEY'LL GET ME! THEY'LL GET ME!

Ace: I'll take that as a no. -is trampled by Tech's fangirl army-

*Tech's legion of fangirls starts trying to ram down Tech's lab door with a huge battering ram.*

Tech fangirls: Come out Tech! We love you!

*Inside the lab, a panicking Tech backs up to the wall in fear.*

Tech: Oh no! They're gonna break in any minute! Must defend myself!

*Tech grabs a huge missile launcher from a storage cabinet and takes aim at the weakening lab doors which are near to collapsing. Suddenly the lab doors fall forward and the huge army of Techies pours into the lab toward Tech. An incalculable number of girlish squeals fills the lab.*

Tech fangirls: * high pitched squeals*

*Before Tech has a chance to fire a missile, he is swamped by the masses of his crazed fangirls.*

Tech: Help! I'm drowning in fangirls here! AGGHHH! They're shredding my uniform apart! Hey! No touching the merchandise!

-- Edited by Black Oracle at 21:27, 2007-01-12

Meanwhile...

Me: Tessa let me go!!!!

Tessa: No. Period.

Me: Why?!

Tessa: No.

Me: *continues to struggle*

Tessa: *Sighs* You left me no choice. *Held up a hand and shot me with an ice beam* Now cool down. *Glances at Tech and the fangirls, eventually she froze the fangirls as well*

Tech: *Stares* F-friend or fangirl?

Tessa: Friend. And don't worry about them. I didn't freeze them too bad.

Tech: *sighs with relief* Thanks.

zadavias_spirit · Out of This World

kari bunny wrote:

if the loonatics relly existad they would need major restaraning order(1000000 feet at at all times)against people
(just a thought)

How would they actually save people if they had a restraining order against fans?

*imagines*

random fangirl: HELP!!!! MUTANT FUZBALLS ARE ATTACKING!!! SAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEE!!!!!

Tech/Rev: Too bad. *walks off*

randomfangirl: AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! *is eaten apart*

*end imagination*

YES!!! ONE LESS FANGIRL TO GET THROUGH!!!

Wow, I need help.