Yay! I can finally start what I think will be the best comedy I will make! Number 47: Crossover!
Chapter 1: All aboard the Wormhole express!
On the other side of the galaxy, Optimatus is alone on his desolote spaceship, trying to warm his hands on a fire. The fire starts going down so he chucks a robot arm in the flames.
Optimatus: D-d-d-darn it! That's the last one. I better find something else to burn before I fr-fr-freeze to death.
Optimatus gets up and rubs his hands together as he tries to find some form of fuel for his fire. Unbeknowist to what was behind him, a blue wormhole portal opens up wide and a train zooms over the fire Optimatus made, extinguishing it. The train stops and a man flies out of the train as it stops.
Man: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Optimatus turns around.
Optimatus: What the-!?
The man smacks into Optimatus, knocking him to the floor.
Optimatus: What the hell did you smack into me for!?
He looks at the extinguished fire.
Optimatus: My fire! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
He grabs the man who smacked into him by the shirt of his collor.
Optimatus: Now look what you done you imbecile! You just extiguished the fire that was keeping me alive! Now I'm going to die because of you!
Man: Optimatus? What happened to you?
Optimatus: Deuce? How did you get here?
Deuce: Well I was trying to get my guardian strike sword so that I could have my revenge against Zadavia. But those loonatics got in my way and pushed me into this stupid train! And now I've lost my way in the whole wormhole system and I can't return home!
Optimatus: The loonatics! I despise them for the last time when that darn rabbit pushed me into that wormhole! I would do anything to get them back for what they did to me!
Deuce: Well that could be possible, but the train has broken down thanks to it's crash landing.
Optimatus & Deuce: :sigh:
Pause.
Deuce: Wait a minute. We both know about technology and stuff don't we?
Optimatus: What are you thinking?
Deuce: I'm thinking we could fix this train up using our highly intelligent brains and then we can try and open a wormhole that will lead us to Acmetropolis so we can get our revenge on Zadavia and the Loonatics!
Optimatus: You know... it's a brilliant idea! I should have thought of it myself! Lets get to work then! There isn't a second to lose!
The song that was played at the beginning of the film "Mrs Doubtfire" starts as the two villains are hard at work. They welded, hammered, screw-drived, hammered their thumbs with hammers, painted and argued until it comes to the end of the song when they both step back and look at the new and improved train that they have modified.
Optimatus: I think the "S.S. Optimatus" is ready to travel the wormholes for our quest!
Deuce: The "S.S. Optimatus"!? I want it to be called "Apollo 14"!
Optimatus: "S.S. Optimatus" is a better name than "Apollo 14"!
Deuce: But why do you have to name the ship? I built it too!
Optimatus: Because I'm the ruler of Freling and I did most of the work!
Deuce: No you didn't! You just sat back and made me do the work after you hammered your thumb once!
Optimatus: It hurt very badly cos us royal people are really sensitive to pain!
Deuce: Well we're not calling it "S.S. Optimatus"!
Optimatus: And we're not going to call it "Apollo 14"!
Optimatus and Deuce: You can't even say complicated stuff like Time Rleatived Apparatus In No-time!
Optimatus: That's it! TRAIN! Time Relatived Apparatus In No-time!
Deuce: TRAIN!? What sort of name is that!?
Optimatus: The name for our mode of transport and we're not changing it cos it sounds cool and I'm the boss around here.
Deuce: Well, at least it's better than "S.S. Optimatus".
Optimatus: I've also included this battery I found in one of my robots so this train will have more power.
Deuce: That's dead clever Oppy. But, how do we get going?
Optimatus: All we have to do is press this big red button and we're off.
Deuce: Can I press the button?
Optimatus: No you can not press the button.
Deuce: Why not? It's not fair! I never get to do anything! Now let me press it!
Optimatus: No! Get off! I'm pressing it!
Deuce: Me!
Optimatus: No! Me!
They both struggle to try and press the red button until both their elbows touch the red button which starts the engine. Both of the villains freeze from fighting as the train starts to rumble.
Optimatus: Quick! Close the door!
Deuce rushes to close the door. He closes the door when the train starts speeding off into a wormhole. Optimatus and Deuce hold onto each other.
Suddenly the train stops and the door opens as the two are flinged out onto some green grass.
Deuce: Ooooowwwww...
Optimatus: Oh don't be such a baby Deuce! We need to see if we're in Acmetropolis or not! Are we or not!?
They both look around a green field with colourful flowers and green fir trees scattered around with a few brown rabbits hopping around.
Deuce: I don't think we are.
Optimatus: Then where are we then!?
They both hear a babies laugh from above. They both look up to see a babies face in the sun.
Optimatus & Deuce: Aah! It's God! Run for your lives!
They both run trying to avoid the baby in the sun. They keep running until they see a hill which looks like a house.
Optimatus: Quick! Over there! That hill which looks like a house!
They both run towards it and then they stop, catching their breath.
Optimatus: Is he gone?
Deuce: I think so. Maybe we could hide in here until we can come out again.
Deuce tries to open some wide silver doors but they don't open.
Deuce: It won't budge!
Optimatus: Let me do it! I'll get us in!
Optimatus tries, but the door still won't budge.
Optimatus: It must be locked.
Deuce: Lets go on top of the roof to see if there's a way in up there.
Optimatus: Don't be stupid Deuce! There's not exactly gonna be a hole on top of the roof is there!?
After climbing the hill...
Optimatus: Well, I knew there'd be a hole on top of the roof. I was just saying that there's less chance of people with holes on the roof of their house. Lets jump down and see what's in there.
Deuce: Wait! What if someone is in there? What if they're dangerous?
Optimatus: You're right. Maybe you should see what's down there.
Optimatus: Stop whinging and look around. Just give me a shout when everything is clear.
An hour has passed by and Optimatus has heard nothing from below yet.
Optimatus: Hmmm... he's taking a long time. Maybe I should go down there to see if he's alright. Wait! He might have been captured and is probably being tortured by some nasty creatures! But he did get me out of that darn spaceship so... I should go! Then I can get a reward for saving him. 1... 2... 2 and a half... 2 and three quarters... 3!
Optimatus jumps into the hole and slides down a pink slide at top speed. He screams like a girl until he falls off at the end of the slide and lands on his behind.
Optimatus: Ooow! That hurt! Deuce? Deuce?
He hears laughing as he walks around a large silver and blue room. He then sees Deuce playing around with a pink and dark blue machine.
Deuce: Hey Oppy! Come over here! You have got to see this!
Optimatus marches over towards Deuce.
Optimatus: You idiot! I thought you were being tortured by some aliens or something! Not that I mind of course but I could have been taken too!
Deuce: No no, just press this blue button. Go on! Press it!
Optimatus presses the blue button as a bowl slowly moves across the table to the other side of the machine until it stops.
Deuce: Now press that pink button.
Otimatus presses the pink button and a blue tap slowly flips itself over over the bowl.
Deuce: Now this is the best part! Press that red button there and hold it down.
Optimatus presses the red button and some pink custardy like substance squirts out into the bowl, filling it up. When the bowl is full, he lets go of the button and the pink custardy stuff stops pouring out.
Deuce: Now drink it! Drink it!
Optimatus dunks his little finger inside the bowl and puts the custardy substance in his mouth.
Optimatus: Mmm... this tastes good. Wait a minute. Have you had any of this stuff?
Deuce: Yep!
Optimatus: Is that why you're hyper?
Deuce: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!
Suddenly, they hear a click of a lock.
Optimatus: Oh crud! They're here! Quick! In the beds!
Optimatus drags a hyperactive Deuce into a big bed out of four.
Optimatus: Oh wait! No! That will be the first place they'll look!
Optimatus drags Deuce to the last and smallest bed in the line and they try to put a tin foil blanket over them. They then hear the door open as they hear the footsteps getting closer...
END OF CHAPTER 2. WHO DOES THOSE FOOTSTEPS BELONG TO? WILL OUR HAPLESS VILLAINS ESCAPE? FIND OUT IN CHAPTER 3!
Silly Oppy and Deucey! Sneaking into someone's place and helping themselves to their food without permission! That's very naughty of them! They'll probably have to be punished now! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Optimatus peeks over the tin foil blanket to find four figures in different colours and sizes entering the house. The tallest one is purple with a triangle attennae on his head, a green figure with just a stick for an attennae, a yellow one with a curly attennae and the smallest one is red with a circle for the attennae.
Optimatus: What the hell are they!?
The creatures then go towards the beds where the two villains lay.
All Figures: Aaah. Bedtime.
Optimatus: Oh no! They're gonna find us!
The other three climb into their beds and the red one was about climb into their bed when they pull the silver blanket off. They give a yawn and climb into the bed. Behind a jukebox thing, Optimatus and Deuce are hiding behind it.
Optimatus: That was too close. We just need to get out of here.
Deuce: Look Oppy! A puppy!
In front of them is a blue robot type thing with a long black nozzle and buldging eyes.
Optimatus: That's not a puppy you idiot! I don't even know what it is!
He turns to the robot.
Optimatus: Go away you! Go on! Shoo! Go!
Robot: Slurp slurp slurp?
Optimatus: Go away! Or I'll blast you to the other side of the room!
The robot goes to the other side of the jukebox thing and presses a pink button on the machine. A humming sound is made.
Optimatus: What is it doing!? We'll get caught!
Suddenly, a circle shaped piece of toast flies out of the machine. Then another one flies out until several pieces of toast fly out.
Optimatus: Oh no! We're being attacked by toast!
Deuce: Mmmm... yummy. This toast even has a face on. Nummy.
Optimatus: This is no time for eating you twit! We gotta get out of here before-
Just as they were about to run away, they were spotted by the creatures who were catching the toast. By now the whole place is covered in toast and it has risen up to their knees. The toast stops flinging out as all the people stare at each other.
All figures: Oooh. What that?
Optimatus: That!? That!? I am Optimatus, ruler of Freling! Fear me if you dare!
All figures: Hee hee hee hee!
Optimatus: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!! I'LL BLAST YOU ALL IF YOU DON'T STOP LAUGHING! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!
All figures: Oooohhh!
The robot then rolls up to Optimatus.
Optimatus: And you! You are going to pay with your worthless, pathetic, scrap heap life you piece of junk!
The robot then suddenly lifts his nozzle up and the nozzle makes a really loud and scary hoover sound.
The villains and the robot run around the central pillar to where the slide is. After a few laps around the pillar, the creatures start to join in the line as they chase the robot and the villains around the pillar.
Both of them slide up the slide leaving the creatures and an angry Noo-noo at the bottom. The two villains quickly run towards the TRAIN as they press the buttons panickly.
Optimatus: Press the buttons! Get us out of here!
Deuce: I'm trying! I'm trying!
Deuce finally presses the button and the TRAIN creates a wormhole as the TRAIN zooms through it and then disappearing into the hole.
The TRAIN travels through the vortex type thing whenever you travel through time or into another realm until the train creates another wormhole for it to go through. This time, they crash into a dead tree and both of the villains tumble out.
Deuce: Ugh. Where the heck are we now? Oppy? Oppy?
Optimatus is unconcious as Deuce tries to wake him up. Suddenly, a ghostly dog appears out of no-where and flies towards the unconcious villain. Deuce stares watches the ghostly dog lick Optimatus's face. Optimatus starts to move and then looks face to face to the dog.
Optimatus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
The dog gets startled as he floats quickly and disappears towards a tall black gate. Deuce turns to Optimatus.
Deuce: Optimatus? Are you okay?
Optimatus: W-w- where are w-w- we?
Deuce looks around a gloomy environment. A few black dead trees surround the area of sandy brown cobble stones. Cawing of crows are heard, flying in the orange sky. And at the distance is the black gate that the dog flew through.
Deuce: I don't really know.
Optimatus: Well lets get out of here. The Loonatics are obviously not here.
Deuce: You're not scared of ghosts are you?
Optimatus: No! I'm not scared of anything! And I'm certainly not scared of ghosts!
Deuce: Oh. What's that I see over there?
Optimatus: Where!?
Deuce: And I hear strange voices.
Optimatus: Re- really?
Deuce gets his face right up to Optimatus's ear.
Deuce: Whispering Boo.
Optimatus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
Deuce starts laughing.
Optimatus: You scared me on purpose!
Deuce: Just checking to see if you really were scared of ghosts.
Optimatus: Well I'm not! Come on! Lets find those Loonatics!
Deuce: Okay.
Both Optimatus and Deuce walk through the black gates into a town square where a well with green water ran from a creepy looking fountain and a guillotine stood further behind the fountain.
Optimatus: This place is creeping me out. Lets go back to the train and go somewhere else.
Deuce: No way! You're helping me look for the Loonatics here whether you like it or not! This place ain't so bad you know.
Optimatus: Well at least let me stay in the train until you come back.
Optimatus turns around to walk back until he bumps into someone.
Optimatus: Hey! Watch where you're walking you-
He looks up to find a really tall skeleton figure in a black suit looking down on him.
Skeleton: Oh. Hello. Didn't see you there.
Optimatus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
END OF CHAPTER 4. SO, WHERE ARE THEY NOW? AND WHO DID OPTIMATUS BUMP INTO? FIND OUT IN CHAPTER 5!
Me thinks the villainous duo are gonna be leaping around different dimensions for a while! Sounds like they're in 'Hades' or the underworld now! By the time they get to Acmetropolis (if ever!) they're not gonna be in any state to face the Loonatics! He! He! This is some crazy, random story you got going here Akira!
He runs away into the grave yard. The skeleton and Deuce just stare.
Skeleton: Oh. I managed to scare him. Even without making an effort.
Deuce: Oh he's just scared of ghosts and ghoulies of any kind. You see, we're new here and we just want to know if we're in Acmetropolis.
Skeleton: Acmetropo- what? I don't know where you're talking about. You're in Halloween town.
Deuce: Oh. So who are you then?
Skeleton: Allow me to introduce myself. I am the famous and notoriously scary Jack Skeleton, the Punkin King! Feel free to fear me anytime you want.
Deuce: ... I need to go find Optimatus and fast. He's still scared of these scary things here last time I checked and he's all alone and might get lost.
Jack: I'll help you look for your friend. He just ran to the grave yard so we should find him as long as he didn't go into the woods. He could get lost in there.
Optimatus is wandering in the woods fidgeting with his fingers.
Optimatus: Gee, I wish I didn't run so far. Now I don't know where I am. I think I'm lost... in these scary woods... alone. So embarrassing, me acting like such a scaredy cat in front of Deuce and that other guy. But he was a skeleton. I couldn't help but scream at his sight. Oh... I want to go home!
Suddenly, a hand tapped his shoulder.
Optimatus: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
???: Hey! You! Down here!
Optimatus spins around and looks down. He sees three small figures. One figure is dressed up as a red devil, another is dressed up as a witch and the third is dressed up as a skeleton.
Devil: You say you're lost are you?
Optimatus nods his head eagerly.
Witch: Well we know the way back. You should follow us. We'll take you back.
Optimatus: Really?
Skeleton: Of course. We are only glad to help poor lost people like you. We promise we'll take you back the right way.
All the small kids have their fingers crossed behind their backs... ______________________________________________________________________________
Jack and Deuce are wandering in the grave yard calling out Optimatus's name.
Deuce: Hmm... something tells me he went into the woods.
Jack: I hope not. At least he won't be at Oogie-Boogie's place.
Deuce: Who's Oogie-Boogie?
Jack: He's just a big bag of bugs. But you wouldn't want to meet him. He isn't a nice character to be with. As long as Optimatus is not around him, then he'll be okay.
Deuce: And what if he is?
They suddenly hear a piercing scream that fills the air.
Deuce: I know that scream! That's Optimatus! He probably run into a ghost or something.
Jack: I'm afraid not. That scream came from Oogie-Boogie's mansion! We better find him quick!
So our villain and hero sprint towards the mansion which has the traditional scary things you normally find in a haunted house. Bats, cobwebs, evil looking clown dolls, you name it, it has it. They finally arrive at the mansion where they are stood in front of the green door with a ghost type thing on the door.
Jack: This is it. Oogie-Boogie's torture room.
Deuce: That doesn't have a pleasant ring to it.
Jack tries to push the door down but it doesn't open.
Jack: Darn it! He made improvements to the door from the last time I visited him.
Deuce: Allow me.
Deuce gets a laser gun out and blasts the door down.
Jack: Wow! I've never seen anything like it! Where did you get that from!?
Deuce: I'll explain later. We have a ruler of a planet far, far away to rescue.
They both run through the door to find the most shocking thing the have ever seen.
Jack & Deuce: What the-!?
END OF CHAPTER 5. SO WHAT IS THE SHOCKING THING THEY SEE!? WILL THEY FIND OPTIMATUS!? YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT FOR CHAPTER 6 TO FIND OUT!
Oogie: Oh, hello. Would you like some tea? -holds up pink teapot-
Optimatus: -is dangling upside down from the ceiling-
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You spelled 'Skellington' wrong, FYI...
Sorry about that spelling. I'll get it right next time. You'll make sure of that. Anyways, onwards to chapter 6!
Chapter 6
Deuce & Jack: Oogie-Boogie! Optimatus! What are you doing!?
What they see is Optimatus and Oogie-Boogie are standing behind a blackboard with scribblings on it.
Optimatus: Eeerr... What do you mean by that?
Oogie-Boogie: It's not that we're trying to plan Jack's death or anything. Oops!
Jack: You were planning my death!?
Turns to Deuce.
Jack: You said that your friend was nice.
Deuce: Well, if you consider him nice, he wouldn't be an evil, power-crazed villain.
Optimatus: What? You guys were actually rescuing me?
Deuce: Well, we were until we saw that you were planning world domination on Halloween Town with 'Fatso' there.
Oogie-Boogie: Call me what you want! But by the time my plans come into action, I will take over the town and rule it with my hands! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA-
Optimatus: Hold on a sec! I helped you with the plans! You can't take over Halloween Town without me! That wasn't part of the deal!
Oogie-Boogie: I'm an evil, power-crazed, double-crossing bag of bugs. What did you expect? Besides, you're just scared of ghosts. Without me, you'd scream at a squirrel. You can't be a proper villain if you're scared of ghosts! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Optimatus: Eat this you bag of bugs!
Optimatus whips out a laser gun and shoots Oogie-Boogie at both sides of his waist. The bugs then pour out of the old bug bag.
Oogie-Boogie: How could you, you evil fiend!?
Optimatus: I'm an evil, power-crazed, double-crossing ruler from a far distance planet. What did you expect?
Oogie-Boogie: Don't say that again when I've said it! We could have been great rulers together! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Ooogie-Boogie deflates down into a pile saggy cloth after all the bugs ran from inside the bag.
Deuce: Optimatus? How come you weren't scared of him but you're scared by every other ghost?
Jack: Yeah. Oogie-Boogie is the second scariest thing in Halloween Town.
Optimatus: Lets just say, no-one tries to scam me and get away with it. That includes an evil, power-crazed, double-crossing bean bag like him.
Jcak & Deuce: Okay...
All of them are at the gate now where the train is as Jack says goodbye to Optimatus and Deuce.
Optimatus: So you're not angry that I tried helping Oogie-Boogie with an evil plan Jack?
Jack: Well Oogie-Boogie have taken over the town if it wasn't for your cool thing you guys have. Can I have one? You know, just for a souvenir. Please?
Optimatus: Push off! We're not just going to give you a gun when we need it for our protection!
Deuce: What he means to say is that he needs it cos we're on the run you see from nasty people.
Jack: Okay. I understand. Come back and visit.
Deuce: Bye!
Optimatus: Lets just go before something else happens that I'll be blamed for.
Optimatus pushes Deuce into the train and then the train fires another wormhole as it disappears through it, leaving Jack speechless. Now Optimatus and Deuce are traveling throughv the wormhole system.
Deuce: You know? I'm gonna miss Jack. He was actually a nice guy... for a skeleton.
Optimatus: Yeah, but I don't want to face anymore ghosts. Besides, we got to look for Acmetropolis to get those Loonatics back. I don't have to-
But before Optimatus could finish his sentence, the door from the train flings open as Deuce tumbles out of the train. Fortunately, his hand grabbed part of the train.
Deuce: Optimatus! Help me!
Optimatus: I can't when I'm trying to drive the train at the same time!
Deuce: Didn't we include an auto-pilot thing on here? The button should be somewhere!
Optimatus spots the auto-pilot button and presses it. He then leaves the steering wheel to help Deuce.
Optimatus: Deuce! Grab my hand!
Deuce: I can't reach! Get closer!
Optimatus: If I get too close, I'll fall out too!
Suddenly, they approach two portals, one on each side. They both give a glare of fear as they approach.
Optimatus & Deuce: :buugered: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
The train with Optimatus in enters through the left wormhole as Deuce disappears to the right side of the wormhole.
END CHAPTER 6. SO WHERE WILL EACH VILLAIN END UP? WILL THEY GET BACK TOGETHER AGAIN? CHAPTER 7 WILL NOT REVEAL ALL THE ANSWERS BUT IT'S WORTH READING.
Optimatus clings on for dear life as the train is speeding into a sky blue sky full of white fluffy clouds. The train starts falling to the groundand eventually it crashes onto the ground, throwing Optimatus head first, into a tree. He then eventually flops down onto the green grass. Little trains run around his head like you normally see in cartoons when they're knocked out.
Optimatus: Ooooow...
He shakes his head and stands himself up. He looks around to see himself surrounded by the green grss with only a couple of trees (including the one he smacked into). He looks up to find the sky is crystal sky blue with some white clouds. And in the distance, he can see a town.
Optimatus: Hmm... this sort of looks like Acmetropolis. But are the loonatics here?
As if on cue, a blue blur zoomed past him, knocking him off his feet onto the floor. He then sees a brown blur after him. Suddenly, the brown blur smacked into a tree. It turns out to be a brown coyote with a rocket strapped to his back. Optimatus sees this oppitunity as he grabs the coyote by the ears.
Optimatus: So, you're the smart allec who whipped up the wormhole and put me inside. Well, today is the day that I will get my revenge on you loonatics!
Coyote holds up a wooden sign saying: "What are you talking about?"
Optimatus: Don't you try and act stupid dog! I know your tricks now and-
???: I will not west until I got you wabbit!
Optimatus: Yeah! I will not west until- What?
A grey and white rabbit runs past him knocking Optimatus onto his feet again. This time, the rabbit is followed by a short bald man in a hunting cap, holding a shot gun. Optimatus lets go of the coyote as he watches the rabbit whips out a black dot from behind him and places it on the ground. The hunter runs towards him as the rabbit casually stands there chewing a bright orange carrot.
Hunter: I got you now wa- BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
The clumsily steps into the hole and falls through it. The rabbit peels off the hole and stuffs it behind him. He then approaches Optimatus in a casual way and chews on a carrot.
Rabbit: Eeeehhh. What's up doc?
Optimatus then clenches his fists.
Optimatus: What's up doc!? What's up doc!? You were the one to sent me down that wormhole you evil vermin.
The rabbit turns to us.
Rabbit: I think he's got s screw loose or something cos I don't know what he's talking about.
Turns to Optimatus.
Rabbit: Look bub. I don't seem to know about this wormhole you're talking about. Are you sure you're talking about the right guy?
Optimatus: Of course I'm talking to the right guy Ace Bunny! You're the one who used the Guardian Strike Sword to banish me into another side of the galaxy!
Rabbit: Look. The name is 'Bugs' Bunny. I'm not sure who this 'Ace' guy is. But I'm very intrigued about this 'Guardian Strike Sword'.
Optimatus: Don't act as though you don't know rabbit! You know who I am!
Bugs: But the thing is, I don't. Care to introduce yourself?
Optimatus: Oh just to remind you who I am, I AM OPTIMATUS! RULER OF A FAR OFF GALAXY! AND-
Bugs: Yeah, yeah. I get the story. Now if you don't mind, I gotta go. See ya around.
Optimatus: AAAARRRRGGGHHH... COME BACK HERE RABBIT! I HAVEN'T FINISHED WITH YOU YET!!!
Optimatus is about to charge at the rabbit, when he smacks his head into a tree branch and knocks himself out unconcious. He sees an outline of Bugs looking down on him before his world faded black.
END OF CHAPTER 7. SO OPTIMATUS HAS MET THE WRONG BUNNY. WHAT WILL HAPPEN? FIND OUT IN CHAPTER 8!
Duck: Whoops! That was a little too high. Down you come!
He pulls the lever the other way as Optimatus is clinging on the chair for dear life as the chair is zooming down until it slams onto the ground. The duck then stamps on the villain's fore-head "A-okay!" with an ink stamp.
Duck: Yep! He's A-OKAY!
Optimatus: How dare you make a fool out of me for the second time! This time you'll pay you stupid duck!
Duck: That's Daffy Duck to you!
He gives him a huge slobbery kiss on the his lips as runs around and jumping all over the place.
Optimatus: Why you little... I'M GONNA BLAST YOU LOONATICS ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!
He charges up a blast until he feels a tap on his shoulder.
Bugs: Excuse me.
Optimatus turns around to see him.
Optimatus: WHAT!?
Bugs: Pardon me for interrupting your tantrum but are you even sure you're where ever you say you're supposed to be. This is Looney Tune land. The place you're talking about seems a little... strange to us.
Optimatus looks around.
Optimatus: Argh... I'm going to get out of this mad place! I'm going to go crazy in a minute!
Yosemite Sam: Then you better get going then!
Sam starts shooting his cowboy guns at Optimatus's feet. Optimatus's speed picks up as he runs towards the train. He panically presses the buttons on the control pad as the train disappears into the wormhole. The train is speeding in the wormhole system until it speeds through another wormhole portal. The train hurtles down on to a concrete path, throwing Optimatus off the train.
Optimatus: Ow! Can't I land in a nice soft spot!? This totally sucks.
He's about to walk when he stood on something metallic. He looks down to find a sheild with a red triangle on. He picks it up.
Optimatus: Hang on. This is Deuce's sheild. So he must be here somewhere!
He then hears a bunch of giggles and music playing.
Optimatus: Music? I think I should follow it to see where it leads.
Optimatus follows the music until comes to a mansion. He is then approached by two girls that have figures as fit as a model's.
Girl 1: Hi! I'm Cali-beach Barbie!
Girl 2: Why don't you come and join the party?
Before Optimatus could say anything, he is dragged by the two girls to a swimming pool where more fit girls like the two girls swimming, having a barbecue and just being all girly. He then spots a man lying on a sun bed with two girls giggling with him. Optimatus approaches them to have a closer inspection. He then recognises the face.
Optimatus: Deuce!?
Deuce: Optimatus!?
END OF CHAPTER 8. SO OPTIMATUS FINALLY FINDS DEUCE. BUT WHAT DRAMAS WILL UNFOLD IN CHAPTER 9?
Deuce: Optimatus!? What are you doing here!? I thought you got lost with the train forever.
Optimatus: Yeah! But I had to be beaten up by some crazy weirdos who were the loonatics but they weren't! Any you've been flirting around with babes in bikinis! We have to get going and look for the loonatics now!
Deuce: But Optimatus, what's the point? So far that pile of junk hasn't taken us to Acmetropolis. And we're bound to be beaten by them again, so why bother? Besides, these ladies love me. Just listen to them singing.
Barbie & Cindy (I'll call for now): Deuce is cool! Deuce is great! Deuce is also handsome too!
Deuce: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh...
Optimatus: Oh brother!
Suddenly, he spots a book behind Cindy's back.
Optimatus: Wait just a cotton-picking minute!
He snatches it from her hands and reads the cover.
Optimatus: These aren't fans! They're cannibal eating plastic dolls! They lure men into this oasis so they can eat them!
Deuce: Nonsense. You're just jealous that you didn't get to be with these lovely ladies and I did. You're just being selfish.
Optimatus: Deuce! They're going to eat you!
Deuce: Don't be silly Oppy. They are not cannibal eating women.
Barbie: That's right dinn- er, er... darling.
Deuce: Oppy, oppy, oppy. You've always been jealous of me and you know it!
Optimatus: Oh Deucey, Deucey, Deucey. You're so naive. You're just joining into their fantasy world when none of you know what the real world is like.
Deuce: Now don't you dare try to destroy their optimistic, cheerful nature! You just-
Barbie: Wait Deuce. We want to know what the real world is like.
Cindy: Yes oh wise one.
Deuce: No! Don't listen to him! He's trying to devour your innocent nature!
Optimatus: Ignore him and get your head around this ladies. The world is out to get you. It doesn't care about your hopes and dreams. It just wants to use you and spit you out again. It doesn't care whether you are upset after it spits you out. People only like you because they want something. Even your friends are using you so they can fend off their social needs. So what do you think of that then?
Barbie: Waaaaaaaahhhh!!! Is it really that horrible!?
Cindy: I feel so used!
Optimatus: Yes. And I'm only talking to you ladies just to be polite. When really, I can't stand both of you. No-one can stand any of you.
Barbie: Waaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!! Lets go home to mother!
Cindy: Yes. The world is such a nasty place.
Both girls exit leaving Optimatus and Deuce together.
Deuce: Nice going Oppy!
Optimatus: Hey! I just saved your worthless hide you ungrateful twit! Now lets get on the train and find the loonatics!
They manage to find the train on the beach and enter inside it. As Optimatus operates the controls, Deuce gives him a look.
Deuce: Optimatus. Do you really think I only listen to what I want to hear?
Optimatus: Of course not Deuce. Now, lets go find them.
He presses the red button as the train disappears into another wormhole.
END OF CHAPTER 9. ALMOST AT THE END. JUST ONE MORE CHAPTER TO GO!
Will our villainous duo finally get to Acmetropolis in the next chapter? Will Deuce ever forgive Optimatus for scaring away his beloved Barbies? Will Optimatus get over his traumas from the LTs? Tee hee hee!
This story is so crazy and wacked! Optimatus will actually be happy to see the Loonatics and Acmetropolis if he ever makes it there alive!
Okay! Finally, the wait is over! Here is the last chapter!
Chapter 10
The train is traveling in it's steady speed as the two villains are controling the controls on the train.
Deuce: So when do you think we'll end up next then?
Optimatus: We'll end up in Acmetropolis very soon Deuce. The next portal we travel through would have to be the one.
Deuce: But what if we end up somewhere else?
Optimatus: We will end up in Acmetropolis and we will get rid of the Loonatics and Zadavia once and for all!
Deuce: Well I'm just saying that out of all the portals we've been through, none of them led us to Acmetropolis. I'm just saying whether we'd be traveling like this forever.
Optimatus: We're not gonna travel like this forever because I said so! Got it!?
An awkward silence fills the atmosphere as Optimatus continues driving.
Deuce: You know? I think we make a good team.
Optimatus: What?
Deuce: I mean, don't you think our friendship has grown stronger since this whole caper started?
Optimatus: No.
Deuce: I mean, we were such a good team when we faced many evil creatures that crossed our path. We really worked together to survive in the crazy places we've been.
Optimatus: Not really. We just got lucky.
Deuce: But don't you get it!? It must be destiny pulling us together so we'd survive!
Optimatus: The only thing I'll be pulling is your head from your neck if you don't shut up!
Deuce: But it is though! It's no use denying it!
Optimatus: Right! That's it! I've had enough of you from the first moment you crashed through that wormhole! I hated you when we traveled together and I hated you when we ended up in each world which was not Acmetropolis! I can't stand being in the same place as you! You know what! I just wished that I didn't save your but from those Barbie cannibals! I wished you ended up on their plate because you know what: I hate you!
Deuce: I came looking for you in Halloween town so I could save you. And you came looking for me when I was with those Barbie cannibals. And you saved my life too.
Awkward silence.
Optimatus: Look, I'm... I'm... S-s... I'm sorry! Okay!? I didn't mean the stuff I said to you!
Optimatus feels a hand on his shoulder as Deuce smiles at him.
Deuce: Being stuck in a train together for so long makes people say and do stupid stuff.
As Optimatus smiles back, an alarm goes off in the train.
Alarm: Warning! Warning! Train running out of fuel! Train running out of fuel!
Deuce: The train is out of fuel! We're gonna crash!
The train enters the wormhole... _____________________________________________________________________
The two villains wake up from unconsciousness as they find themselves on a desert island with the normal golden sand, the green lush palm trees and the clear blue sea. They also find the train is completely destroyed from the impact of the crash.
Deuce: Okay. This is so not Acmetropolis.
Optimatus: Well, at least it's better than freezing to death in space.
Deuce: Yeah. Lets sun bathe.
Optimatus: Good idea.
Deuce and Optimatus lay down on the golden sand as the sun shone in the blue sky.
D-d-d-darn it! That's the last one. I better find something else to burn before I fr-fr-freeze to death.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
What the-!?
What the hell did you smack into me for!?
My fire! 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Now look what you done you imbecile! You just extiguished the fire that was keeping me alive! Now I'm going to die because of you!
Optimatus? What happened to you?
Well I was trying to get my guardian strike sword so that I could have my revenge against Zadavia. But those loonatics got in my way and pushed me into this stupid train! And now I've lost my way in the whole wormhole system and I can't return home!
:sigh:
Wait a minute. We both know about technology and stuff don't we?
I'm thinking we could fix this train up using our highly intelligent brains and then we can try and open a wormhole that will lead us to Acmetropolis so we can get our revenge on Zadavia and the Loonatics!
it's a brilliant idea! I should have thought of it myself! Lets get to work then! There isn't a second to lose!
I think the "S.S. Optimatus" is ready to travel the wormholes for our quest!
That's it! TRAIN! Time Relatived Apparatus In No-time!
I've also included this battery I found in one of my robots so this train will have more power.
Quick! Close the door!
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Stop staring at my sister!
Activate! Regenerate!
Ooooowwwww...
It won't budge!
You idiot! I thought you were being tortured by some aliens or something! Not that I mind of course but I could have been taken too!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!
Aaah. Bedtime.
Hee hee hee hee!
Ugh. Where the heck are we now? Oppy? Oppy?
Oh he's just scared of ghosts and ghoulies of any kind. You see, we're new here and we just want to know if we're in Acmetropolis.
What the-!?
It's not that we're trying to plan Jack's death or anything. 
Oops!
MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA-
AAAARRRRGGGHHH... 
Deuce is cool! Deuce is great! Deuce is also handsome too!
Oppy, oppy, oppy. 
Yes oh wise one.
Yes. The world is such a nasty place.
Look, I'm... I'm... S-s... 
