Did you manage to think up something to write for your paper then?
Hmm, ironic moments in my life. Can't think of any right now, but i can think of an annoying incident. Recently i had told my dad that i normally wake up in time for my uni classes, but then the next morning, i slept past my alarm and was late in getting out of bed! It was like i had jinxed myself the night before!
Here's something ironic. People posting on and about the topic of irony, but not giving any true examples of irony.
My teacher gave us a lecture about how many people use the term "irony" or "ironic" to express events that are just coincidence or improbable. It gets tricky, but if you use sarcasm, that's a common form of verbal irony.
Irony: The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning. A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect. Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: “Hyde noted the irony of Ireland's copying the nation she most hated” (Richard Kain). An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity.
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In blackest day or brightest night, watermelon, cantaloupe, yadda yadda, erm. . .a superstitious and cowardly lot, with liberty and justice for all!
(flashback) Jacovie: ...there aren't any phoenixes in Final Fantasy. Jessica: Maybe phoenixes are extinct? Jacovie: ...how is that possible? (/end flashback)
That's not irony, that's just me being an idiot, saying that phoenixes are extinct. xD