Well you guys would probably think owning: 3 dogs, 2 cats, 4 tortoises, 5 horses, a budgie, a rabbit and an Africain grey parrot, is a zoo. (And I am not joking!)

I love my two cats. Pilchard and Kitten they're called. Kitten is a really fat, unsociable, black and white cat and Pilchard is a sociable, grey and white cat.

The three dogs are called Dave, Henry and Mowgli.

Dave is just a dopey but playful, black and white lercher.

Mowgli already came with the name and he is a grey bedlington hound cross Irish wolfhound. He's like the top dog of the gang and tells the others what to do.

Henry is a dalmation cross greyhound. He is such a sociable, girly dog. He's a poof. He even let us give him a girly make-over. He let us put lip-stick, eye shadow, blusher and he even let us paint his claws orange and shocking pink! LOL!

The Africain Grey parrot is called Wally and he chats a lot. I managed to get him to say "Aloe Vera" from that washing machine powder advert but my mom said it was silly. He likes dad a lot more when it was meant to be mom's christmas present.

I can't say much for the horses cos I'm not a horsey person, but I still get dragged up the field when I have no horse up there.

The four tortoises are called Gordon, Twinkle, Flash and Steve.

The budgie's called Lily.

And the messy rabbit is called Carrots.

That's a lot of animals. I would just prefer the two cats but I live in a house with a zoo of animals.