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techfan979 · MagykWire

what are ducks 3 most dark secrets

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

WHAT HAS I BEEN NOMINATED FOR, MISS EMILY?

LOL THE DUCKINATOR

XtreamCrazy · BUT MY CHEESE WILL GET COLD. D8

"Someone ought to write a fanfiction based solely on this thread!"

I nominated you, miss Jessica. 8D

Pfft! The Duckinator!!! XD

"I'll be back." *rofles*

techfan979 · MagykWire

LoL, more scenes come to my mind.

Duck: Come with me if you want to live.
Rev: Duck? What are you talking about?
Duck: In the year 2029 you will lead the human resistance to victory, I have been re-programmed to be your protector.
Rev: Duck? It's 2772.

-Duck's head asplodes-

Anyone whos seen terminator 1&2 will know what I'm talking about.

-- Edited by techfan979 at 04:39, 2008-01-29

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

techfan979 wrote:

LoL, more scenes come to my mind.

Duck: Come with me if you want to live.
Rev: Duck? What are you talking about?
Duck: In the year 2029 you will lead the human resistance to victory, I have been re-programmed to be your protector.
Rev: Duck? It's 2772.

-Duck's head asplodes-

Anyone whos seen terminator 1&2 will know what I'm talking about.

-- Edited by techfan979 at 04:39, 2008-01-29

Ha ha ha! That's funny!

XtreamCrazy · BUT MY CHEESE WILL GET COLD. D8

I GET IT! (i love it when I get things, because I'm usually clueless) XD

techfan979 · MagykWire

I have another one!

*Ace walks down hallway* *Duck steps into the hallway from the end, holding a shotgun*
*Tech comes down the other end*

Duck: Get down! *Shoots tech*
Ace: Duck what the hell is wrong with you? *Tech regenerates*
Tech: Your never allowed to borrow my copy of terminator 2 again!!!
Duck: NOOOOOOOO

XtreamCrazy · BUT MY CHEESE WILL GET COLD. D8

Duck: *dashes away with shotgun* I'LL BE BACK! XD

*tries to run through a wall*

*phails*

techfan979 · MagykWire

You've seen that scene from terminator 2 right?

Wait, how many people here have actuelly seen terminator? Or am I the only one? I cant be cmon.

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

I will write a fanfiction based solely on this thread!
...maaaaybe.

ONLY IF MISS EMILY WILL DRAW...
THE DUCKINATOR.

XtreamCrazy · BUT MY CHEESE WILL GET COLD. D8

LOLZ!!! Descrive what the Duckinator should look like and I'll do it. XD

I've seen all three... but it was sooooooooo long ago. D8

techfan979 · MagykWire

Well you should obviously have a leather jacket and sunglasses.

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

techfan979 wrote:

Well you should obviously have a leather jacket and sunglasses.

And both the jacket and sunglasses has to be black too!

techfan979 · MagykWire

Of course, and his hair should be abit spiky.

Dragon Wing · Gone

And he should be the governor of California.

techfan979 · MagykWire

lol, thats rich. But first he should be accused of sexual harassment.

Tyranee · Martian

techfan979 wrote:

Ok I'm done now anyway. except for the ending, like you said, THE MORNING.

*Duck walks towards dining table*

Duck: Morning guys!
*All tics except Slam flee*
Duck: Slam, I think you were right... I should brush my teeth BEFORE I eat breakfast.

I'm in my job place is laughing like a crazy (my boss is looking at me)... Duck as porn star...

The funny will be if someone of the Loonatics decide to see the page again...

Lexi: I can't sleeeeepppp.... after what I saw... *look if there's someone next of the computer and turn on internet* maybe if I see some movies on internet... *she begin to write the link Feath...* What I'm doing??? *se around her* well... that's something I never saw of Duck *evil smile*

techfan979 · MagykWire

I made someone in costa-rica lol, ahh the internet. It would be rich if one of them went back, but I'm out of ideas.

XtreamCrazy · BUT MY CHEESE WILL GET COLD. D8

And he needs to have arms the size of pythons.

...

*waddles off to draw the Duckinator*

...

*and to consider drawing him as a porn star*

XD

OMFG! I'm a Frelengian! ;__;

I wanted to stay a Loonatic forever. ;__;

*cough*

Erm... I still think that Duck is secretly bi and that his tensions toward Ace are sexually based. X3

techfan979 · MagykWire

This would be an interesting theory for Frued to examine. And arnold arms were BIGGER than pythons. But not anymore... now hes old and fat. Now body-builders look more like gargoyles.

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

So...I guess I'll start writing, then. >_>

techfan979 · MagykWire

Tell me when its done! I wanna read it, especially if it involves the duckinator.

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

I WILL INDEED
It's probably a never-ending fanfiction, though, if people keep adding "deep, dark secrets" to this thread. xD

YAY MISS EMILY IZ A FRELENGIAN
YOU GET THE POWER TO FLY

techfan979 · MagykWire

And if I'm a loonatic... which one am I? I hope I'm Tech! *looks down to see bewbz* fudgetards!

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

ROFLMAO!

Maybe you are Tech, but you've undergone major plastic surgery!

techfan979 · MagykWire

Hmm... *Feels Techs sharp coyote ears*... I better have made money on that then...

Tyranee · Martian

XtreamCrazy wrote:

Erm... I still think that Duck is secretly bi and that his tensions toward Ace are sexually based. X3

Hahahahahahahahahaahahahaha... I can see Duck and Lexy fighting for Ace Love...

Ace: Is scary
Tech: Yeap... and is incredible to see both fighting for your love
Ace: What can I say... I'm really popular... I think I will go out with winner
Tech: What??? Oh no... You're mine and only mine
Ace: I know... I was kidding

Duck And Lexy Looking with surprise and Scare faces to Ace and Tech kissing...

Lexi: What???
Duck: not only the fangirls... Ace too...
Lexi: Grrr... and now what???
Duck: Well... What about go to my room and see my collection of lolita dress
Lexi: (Laugh) you always look sexy as lolita}
Duck: I always look sexy

Ace and Tech with "I will die face"

Ace: Did you imagine what i imagined???
Tech: If is Duck with lolita dress... yes... and i need to invent a forgot machine...
Ace: Yeap... And I'm the one who look sexy with lolita dress
Tech: Really??? That's something that I want to see... (smile)

And last news... Tyranee was killed by LU fans...

-- Edited by Tyranee at 14:49, 2008-02-01

techfan979 · MagykWire

If you were britney spears right now tyranee, I'd be your chris crocker. Cos that post made me lol, hard.

Tyranee · Martian

Thanks...I think... (I didn't understand the thing about Britnet)

Tech and Ace go away

Rev: *tears* Nooooooo... and-what-about-me. What-about-last-night... Teeeeecccchhhhh

Run behind Ace and Tech

Slam with puzzled face: wbuath bapenedth bhere (What happened here)?

And go without understanding nothing...

And now I want to see all the LU with lolita clothes....

-- Edited by Tyranee at 15:03, 2008-02-01

techfan979 · MagykWire

Ok, chris crocker is basically a REALLY gay, britney spears fan, who made himself famous by making a video where he really really really whines about how everyone should leave britney spears alone.

Here it is: Just copy and paste the link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc

Dragon Wing · Gone

Specifically for the fan fiction in question:

Duck's deep dark secret is that he breaks the fourth wall in stories written about him and he directly attacks the audience for supporting China's Economy and butterscotch.

-- Edited by Dragon Wing at 01:17, 2008-02-03

techfan979 · MagykWire

Is that fan-fiction in the making? Or is it readable now.

-- Edited by techfan979 at 04:17, 2008-02-03

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

Dragon Wing - I now have a reason to write this: just to break the fourth wall and have Duck attack the readers for supporting China's economy...and butterscotch.

techfan - I'm working on it...might get it done by March... xD

techfan979 · MagykWire

I'm confused about that first thing you and Dragon_wing were talking about. Since when does Duck care about chinas economy?

Dragon Wing · Gone

Since when is Duck a pornstar/serial killer/governor of California? It's all nonsense anyway.

WatchDog · Human

What if Duck is the Runaway Bride?

XD

techfan979 · MagykWire

lol @ this whole thread. We've really gone far out, havent we?

Tyranee · Martian

Poor Duck... he already was a secret agent, a gentleman criminal, a porn star, a killing robot, gay, bi, lolita, etc...

Now vote for you favorite n_n

techfan979 · MagykWire

What about a porn star and killing robot?

Dragon Wing · Gone

If Duck has all of these deep dark secrets, then I say all the others should too.

techfan979 · MagykWire

Well you know my deep dark secrets now Dragon_wing.

kari bunny · Out of This World

Ducks really indiana jones! XD

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

kari bunny wrote:

Ducks really indiana jones! XD

Great. Now Duck is Indiana Jones too. Instead of having three dark secrets, he has a hundred of them!

And adding to the list, he is actually Sailor Moon! Or should I say Sailor Duck!

techfan979 · MagykWire

Omfg, Duck in sailor moons costume. *BARFS IN BUCKET*

Some men make really good women, but DUCK dressed as SAILOR MOON, I can just imagine the chest hair sticking out... *shutters*

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

techfan979 wrote:

Omfg, Duck in sailor moons costume. *BARFS IN BUCKET*

Some men make really good women, but DUCK dressed as SAILOR MOON, I can just imagine the chest hair sticking out... *shutters*

You mean chest feathers. He is a duck after all. And ducks have feathers, not fur or hair for that matter!

LOL!

techfan979 · MagykWire

I know but still, a short broad guy, with a feathery chest, IN A SAILOR MOON COSTUME.

Thats like dressing danny divido or whatever hes called in a sailor moon costume. *Barfs in bucket again*

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

techfan979 wrote:

I know but still, a short broad guy, with a feathery chest, IN A SAILOR MOON COSTUME.

Thats like dressing danny divido or whatever hes called in a sailor moon costume. *Barfs in bucket again*

LOL! Oh dear.

Another secret! Duck is actually a wizard who survived evil Voldemort's spell to kill him but didn't know about it until he was 11 years old and so he went to Hogwarts instead of normal school!

weirdface

Whoops! That's Harry Potter. Still, we can only dream hmm

.

techfan979 · MagykWire

What if he was a homicidel robot, transvertic wizard sailor-moon wannabe, bi-sexual that used to be a pornstar?

Godamn, we have gone FAR OUT!

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

techfan979 wrote:

What if he was a homicidel robot, transvertic wizard sailor-moon wannabe, bi-sexual that used to be a pornstar?

Godamn, we have gone FAR OUT!

Don't forget he also left a girl at the altar on their wedding day and that he was really born on Mars as a Prince before he got sent down to Earth for stealing cars on Mars and stole some money from his mom's purse before he went down into Acmetropolis and became the govenor of California.

But I still don't think we've gone far out enough.

techfan979 · MagykWire

What does he have to ride a pink moose/camel hybrid too?