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Akira_Cat · Your local cat

RE: what are ducks 3 most dark secrets

techfan979 · MagykWire

How bout he invents the cure for AIDs? Or weed that doesnt ruin your life.

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

techfan979 wrote:

How bout he invents the cure for AIDs? Or weed that doesnt ruin your life.

That would be so cool biggrin

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techfan979 · MagykWire

Lol duck invents the cure for AIDs...

Reporter: Mr. Duck youve been descriped as a selfish narcsissist, why did you do it?
Duck: Umm, lets see, for all the african children... MONEY, LIKE DUH *Shows check from medical center*

Earth Master · Loonatic

techfan979 wrote:

How bout he invents the cure for AIDs?

Duck: *holds up vial* I have found the cure!

*SMASH!*

Duck: And now I dropped it...

kari bunny · Out of This World

Nah he can't be sailor moon he has to be sailor Uranas

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

kari bunny wrote:

Nah he can't be sailor moon he has to be sailor Uranas

Gasp! He's also Sailor Uranus! Looks like another identity to add to his dark secrets list.

techfan979 · MagykWire

What if he was a scizo that thinks hes both?

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

I just started writing, only to realize that people have just added moar... xD

Someone tell me, what orwho is this Runaway Bride?

ALSO PINK MOOSE/CAMEL HYBRID.
That will be my character's animal companion.
Boyd: You can't do that.
D: NUUUUU DnD IS RUINED FOR ME

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

I got this idea of another deep dark secret for Duck.

He goes around the local park, taking bread that people throw in the pond from the other ducks!

techfan979 · MagykWire

lol, that would be priceless. Hmm a couple secrets spring to my mind now, what if hes secretely a nazi? That would be a deep dark secret, and hilarious in a very satirical way.

Duck: Guys, I have to go to my uhh yogha class now... cya
Ace: Since when do you take yogha?
Duck: Well uhh... a superhero like myself has to keep flexible.
Ace: Yep, everythings normal... *Duck begins to walk out door*
Lexi: Wait just a minute Duck! Is that a swastica arm band haning out your ''Yogha bag''
Duck: Umm... no? *Bag zips completely open spilling nazi flags, an armband, posters, and a copy of mein kampf*
Duck: Uhh... I'm only a moderate nazi!

All the other loonatics: Oh thats cool Duck. Sieg heil! *Tic's all heil*
Duck: WTF?!

-- Edited by techfan979 at 13:27, 2008-02-11

-- Edited by techfan979 at 13:28, 2008-02-11

Earth Master · Loonatic

Nazi. XD Offensive to some but funny in a morbid way. What If...I'm out of ideas... D8

kari bunny · Out of This World

Nah ducks um hitler....no offence to anyone....

techfan979 · MagykWire

Duck as a transvestite? Has that been said? I thought of a pretty funny scenario.

*Ace walks up to Lexi's back and puts his hand on her shoulder*

Ace: Hey ba... *Lexi turns around to reveal its really Duck dressed in lexis clothes with fake ears*
Ace: ARGGHHHHHH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? *Lexi comes running*
Lexi: Ace! Someones been through my... *Sees Duck* If your wearing my underwear under there too, I'll kill ya.
Duck: I told I wanted to go shopping, but you just didnt listen...

Tyranee · Martian

Poor Duck... we are pure evil... and our minds are full of evil MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Still... I want he has a huge secret... like he know a secret or the place of something that can destroy the universe...

Duck: What??? No more Misis Freeze!!!

The Tv Building dissapear in a black hole...

Duck: ups...

You know... maybe Duck is like Ron (from Kimpossible)... as a good guy he is nothing or stupid... but like a bad person or evil he is the most dangerous creature in the world (that's why i think he used to be one of the bad guys)...

Maybe one of his secrets is that he kissed Zadavia when she was sleeping (or to Lexy) and nobodu knew that (including Zadavia/Lexy)...

techfan979 · MagykWire

OR... what about a nazi transvestite? I can just imagine.

Duck is dressed a nazi officer with a short brown skirt, blond wig, the works.

*Duck heils infront of the mirror in his room*

Duck with high pitch: Sieg heil! *Techs walks by open door and sees Duck, but continues down the hallway*
Tech: Dum de dum de dum *Record scratch* *Tech looks back in Ducks room*
Tech: Wtf??? Thats it for you Mr.Bong! *Runs into his lab and smashes his bong*

Earth Master · Loonatic

-gasp!- Tech has a secret too!

techfan979 · MagykWire

Well... maybe thats the reason green is his color...

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

Hmm... I wonder...

techfan979 · MagykWire

Or what if he was drug addict? Together with Tech!

*Duck and Tech smoking a water pipe*

Duck: I... see pink elephants man! Pink elephants!
Tech: I see a rubber Ducky! Hehehe
Duck: NA HA! I tricked you... I'm a dog!
Tech: whoaaaaa I haz b33n pwn3dzorzarated *Ace walks in*

Ace: are you guys getting stoned in here?!? *Duck and Tech stare at Ace*
Tech: wanna join us mr.easter bunny? I like your choice of colors this year. *Ace shrugs and sits down*

5 minutes later... all the Loonatics are completely stoned and crawling around on the floor giggling

-- Edited by techfan979 at 09:53, 2008-02-13

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

techfan979 wrote:

Or what if he was drug addict? Together with Tech!

*Duck and Tech smoking a water pipe*

Duck: I... see pink elephants man! Pink elephants!
Tech: I see a rubber Ducky! Hehehe
Duck: NA HA! I tricked you... I'm a dog!
Tech: whoaaaaa I haz b33n pwn3dzorzarated *Ace walks in*

Ace: are you guys getting stoned in here?!? *Duck and Tech stare at Ace*
Tech: wanna join us mr.easter bunny? I like your choice of colors this year. *Ace shrugs and sits down*

5 minutes later... all the Loonatics are completely stoned and crawling around on the floor giggling

-- Edited by techfan979 at 09:53, 2008-02-13

HEE HEE HEE!!! That is funny! I do say you can make people laugh! LOL!

techfan979 · MagykWire

I didnt even use all of it, imagine this...

*Stoned loonatics all crawling around on the floor giggling* *Zadavia comes on the hologram*

Zadavia: Loonatics we have a... what in acmetropolises name is going on? *Ace gets up*
Ace: We was just err... smokin weed?
Duck: *Snickers* Good one Ace!
Zadavia under her breath: I was wondering were my stash went...

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

HA HA HA HA HA HA LOL! That is legend!

HA HA!!!

techfan979 · MagykWire

Heh, I am legend.

*Dark seekers come running*

NOT THAT LEGEND! NOOO!

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

techfan979 wrote:

Heh, I am legend.

*Dark seekers come running*

NOT THAT LEGEND! NOOO!

Dark seekers? furious

I shall protect you at all costs Techfan! Akira Cat Transformation!!!

(I summon two small, blue, heart-shaped hoops and attack the Dark Seekers. And after a few minutes, the dark seekers are unconscious on the floor while I put one foot on top of the lifeless pile.)

Me: biggrin

Yes! Now my attack level is at level 54 and my cuteness level reaches to level 63!

-- Edited by Akira_Cat at 13:11, 2008-02-14

techfan979 · MagykWire

Uhh... dont think you could defeat the dark seekers.

The dark seekers are called dark seekers because theyre basically sick people that have mutated to lose all their pigmentation and human intelligence. Therefore theres nothing to protect them from the sun-light, so during the day they seek darkness. They're like albino gorillas basically, and there are lots of them... like lots.

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

techfan979 wrote:

Uhh... dont think you could defeat the dark seekers.

The dark seekers are called dark seekers because theyre basically sick people that have mutated to lose all their pigmentation and human intelligence. Therefore theres nothing to protect them from the sun-light, so during the day they seek darkness. They're like albino gorillas basically, and there are lots of them... like lots.

Oh... then that means...

(A horde of Dark Seekers appear out of nowhere and glare at me angrily.)

Dark Seekers: furious

Grrrr...

Me:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

(I run away.)

techfan979 · MagykWire

Actuelly the movie they come from, which is that new one with will smith, called I am legend, you should see it, its REALLY good.

XtreamCrazy · BUT MY CHEESE WILL GET COLD. D8

*randomly pops in once again*

What if Duck is really sleeping with ALL of the Loonatics without the rest of them knowing that they're NOT his only bedtime buddy... ;3 XD

*at the breakfast table one morning*

Duck: *sips his coffee peacefully*
Ace: *walks in, sees Duck, nods and smiles knowingly* Hey, uh, d'ya wanna train wit me later Duck? I have a few new techniques I wanna try...
Duck: *nods at him with a smirk* Sure thing Ace.
Rev: *races past Duck and leavs a note beside him that reads 'Thanks for last night'*
Duck: *smiles egotistically and puts note in his pocket before Lexi approaches*
Lexi: *whispers to him* I trust I'll be seeing you tonight for surveilance duty? *grins at him suggestively*
Duck: Wouldn't miss it. *suddenly gets a text on his mobile* *reads message from Tech saying, " Where were u lst nite? I missd u! :( </3"* *replies, " soz, I got caught up playing video games with Rev. xoxox "*
Slam: *winks at Duck seductively*
Duck: ... .__. ... I'm such a whore...

I... am so ashamed that I wrote all that.

Yet I still remain thoroughly amused. XD

-- Edited by XtreamCrazy at 03:17, 2008-02-23

techfan979 · MagykWire

OMFG!!!11 R0TFLMAO!!!1

what do you call that? DuckxAce,Lexi,Slam,Tech,Rev Duckxirechslacer?

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

I don't think it would be possibibble to do that xD OR IS IT?

ARRRR. I'ma start writing...NAO.

techfan979 · MagykWire

No its certainly not impossible. Trust me I've seen alot of things I used to think were impossible, but the internet can sure prove you wrong... *Shrudders*

Earth Master · Loonatic

*cringes* Same here, Techfan.

Duck! A whore?! ...I could so imagine that... XD

Dragon Wing · Gone

Duck's not a Duck, but rather a strange type of goose.

techfan979 · MagykWire

Ducks really a reverse hermaphrodite? Like a man with a... you know. Lol,

Tech: Duck, why did I find a box of tapons in your room?
Duck: What were you doing in my room???
Tech: ...This never happened. *Duck nods respectively and walks away*

Dragon Wing · Gone

Tech was borrowing some tampons.

techfan979 · MagykWire

Lol, both Tech and Duck are hermaphrodites.

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

techfan979 wrote:

Lol, both Tech and Duck are hermaphrodites.

Um... this may sound stupid but what's a hermaphrodite?

techfan979 · MagykWire

Heshe

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

techfan979 wrote:

Heshe

Ah.

techfan979 · MagykWire

Would be funny wouldnt it, LOL IMAGINARY SCENE!

Duck: I'll stop you, you filthy mugger! Prepare to be egged! *Mugger looks around to find no escape* *Mugger kicks Duck in the crotch to no effect*
Mugger & other Loonatics: WTF???
Duck: What? OH! ZOMFG MY NUTS!!!

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

Duck has balls of steel.

Or, if this thread is true, he doesn't have any at all! D:

techfan979 · MagykWire

Oh god, not that one.

I have ba-ba-ba-balls of steel.

XtreamCrazy · BUT MY CHEESE WILL GET COLD. D8

WHAT IF…

Duck WAS a hermaphrodite…

AND a whore…

And he became PREGNANT! XD

And one of the other Loonatics is the father… XDDD

Duck: *walks in, looking incredibly disheartened*
Ace: Eh, what’s up Duck?
Duck: I… I have something… to… to tell you guys… *looks at floor*
Other ‘Tics: *lean forward in anticipation*
Duck: I… I’m a hermaphrodite.
Other ‘Tics: O_.
Duck: And I’m pregnant.
Other ‘Tics: D8
Lexi: How the heck could THAT have happened???
Male ‘Tics: Ah-heh-heh… ^^;
Tech: But… why tell us all at once? I mean… well… you know… Shouldn’t this have been… a private conversation? *looks out window in embarrassment*
Duck: Uh… ya see…um… I… the funny thing is… I… don’t know… who… the father is… *chuckles nervously*
Male ‘Tics: O.O
Lexi: … ew.
Rev: I feel so betrayed!! D=
Lexi: YOU feel betrayed? I feel like I’ve been violated by the lot of you!! =.=
Tech: I just feel used. ;__;
Slam: *runs out of the room crying*
Ace: … *looks around at the pandemonium surrounding him, then at Duck*
Duck: *preens the feathers on his fingertips disinterestedly*
Ace: T_T … What’s everybody’s issue? It was so OBVIOUS that Duck would do something like this!
Duck: HEY! o:
Everyone else: *nods* Yeah, he’s got a point… Mmmhmmm… Yup… It’s true…

… I should stop coming up with these scenarios… =9

techfan979 · MagykWire

*Slam runs away in tears*

Roflles (Waffles+Rofl)

XtreamCrazy · BUT MY CHEESE WILL GET COLD. D8

Poor Slam. ;__;

He was being faithful to Duck, and expected Duck to return the favour... But alas... Duck is a sex addict... *shakes head sadly*

...

There's a secret; Duck's a sex addict...

...

I NEEDED TO SAY SOMETHING TO GET THIS THREAD BACK AT THE TOP OF THE LIST. D:

techfan979 · MagykWire

Duck as a sex addict, I'd beleive that!

How about, Duck is so short because he used to be a body-builder in his teens, which stunted his growth?

XtreamCrazy · BUT MY CHEESE WILL GET COLD. D8

Lolz! Duck's too scrawny to have ever been any bigger than what he is now. Imagine a buff Duck. It'd be weird. XD

Muscular Duck: *flexes* Look at these pythons!
Ace: Eh, Duck? Have you got balloons shoved into your suit?
Muscular Duck: ;__;

Lawlz. ^__^

What if Duck ran away to join the circus when he was younger, that's why he's so flippy 'n' stuff...?

techfan979 · MagykWire

Actuelly, you can be scrawny even though you were buff once...

XtreamCrazy · BUT MY CHEESE WILL GET COLD. D8

Arnold Schwartsen-whatsit isn't scrawny now, he's blubbery. D: