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Still, if you saw some without knowing who he was, would you beleive he was Mr.Olympia 6 times?

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No, I'd think he was a gross looking, blubbery man. Scrawny means little to not meat on your bones. There's a difference between scrawny and blubbery.

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You see you'd never think it.

You gotta remember, Arnolds old, had he stopped body-building when he was 30, he could have become scrawny.



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Hehe... Arnold's old... Poor Arnold...

Maybe Duck's really in his sixties and has just had a whole heap of plastic surgery? XD

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That'd be a pretty cool secret. But what would be an even cooler secret is if he WAS Arnold. Didn't he call himself the Duckinator once?

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I'm pretty sure he did... But in what episode I am unsure... *ponders*

GAH! I WISH I HAD MY DVDS HERE WITH ME!!! D:

I miss the Duckness. ;__;

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Haha!

Lexi: Where were you born again Duck?

Duck: The communal hospital in vienna 1947, I mean err the acmetropolis clinic... 2751?

Lexi: I think I'm gonna go call rehab...

Duck: Its a leaf not a drug! (Actuel quote from Arnold)

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LAWLZ! Poor Duck! Now wonder he's so confused about time. "We're on duty 25/8, 9 days a week, 55 weeks a year."

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I'd wonder though how Arnold could become an athropomorphic Duck thats like 5'4''

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I reckon Duck's waaaaaaaaay shorter than that. X_x;;;

Maybe that 'leaf' had some abnormally weird side affects... ^^;

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Well that depends, I'd imagine Rev and Tech 6' something, Ace and slam are probably also around there, without the ears.

So Ducks probably like 5'4'', thats what he looks like when hes standing next to some of the other tics.

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I had a hunch that all of the Loonatics were shorter than 5' 6", so I dunno. They always look small around humans.

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Yeah thats right, so I bet they're like 5'6'' and duck is 4'10''

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Mallory’s lil biography thing said that she’s 3’… O__O

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ducks an emo kid
non preforming as can be
youd be emo 2 if you looked just like him
he ha paint on his nails
and make up on his face
hes almost emo enough to
star shaving his legs
cause he feels real deep when he's dressing in drag

i don't mean nothing toward duckies.

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XtreamCrazy wrote:

Mallory’s lil biography thing said that she’s 3’… O__O



3 FEET TALL???

 



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Arrgghh Xtream I keep misreading your sig banner as "Duck is made out of so much pie" and I don't know why! Maybe I have a very pie oriented mind. Or I've been dealing with too much π.



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Its because the 'c' looks abit like an 'e'

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Ah, but then it'd logically say "e-pie", ergo, internet pie. Yum, internet pie!

That's Duck dark secret right there, you know. He's made out of internet pie.

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Internet pie... how random.

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LMAO internet pie hehe...anywho..hm how about duck's the prince of bel air haha
or he came from a loony house no offense to duckies or anything ok i just said\what
came to mind!

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LOLZ! Duck's deepest darkest secret is that he's made out of pai...

Orange Kiss Me Pai. 8D

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Can having a crush on Lexi been seen as a dark secret?

Me being a Duxi again.....smile

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I have one but its not funny.

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Let's hear it anyway! 8D

...

Duck has a little shrine in his closet devoted solely to a certain female bunny... XD

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XtreamCrazy wrote:
Duck has a little shrine in his closet devoted solely to a certain female bunny... XD





*hides*

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Yup! that's the one! XD

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Let's hear it anyway! 8D


Hes a pedophile. Thats certainly a deep dark secret.

 



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Nah he just likes it when Bugs dresses in drag. Then again, don't we all?

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Duck a pedeophile? Hmmm, interesting... But I honestly can't see Zadavia bringing a pedeophile into a crimefighting team for the city's wellbeing...

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Well, maybe that's ZADAVIA'S deep dark secret.

Now we're going off on a tangent!

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You know what’s going off on a tangent?



Talking… About… Tattoos?

I dunno, our kittens didn’t get tattooed to show that they’d been desexed… My step mother’s talking about it with my brother’s gf…



I have a tattoo! 8D



If Duck had a tattoo, we wouldn’t be able to see… Unless it was one of those tattoos that you can only see under certain lights…




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XtreamCrazy wrote:

Duck a pedeophile? Hmmm, interesting... But I honestly can't see Zadavia bringing a pedeophile into a crimefighting team for the city's wellbeing...



The reason its called a deep dark secret is because people dont know...

 



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Maybe Duck was taught the ancient art of opera? XD

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What if he was an opera singing pedeophile?

Thats so friggin random.

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An opera singing paedophile that’s pregnant with one of the other Loonatics’ baby because he’s actually a hermaphrodite that became pregnant after whoring around the team once he some how gained access to the 28th century from our era because he was really a frog prince that had been turned part bunny before shooting a porno movie as Arnold Schwarzenegger and getting a girl in high school pregnant…

That’s more than three…


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XtreamCrazy wrote:

An opera singing paedophile that’s pregnant with one of the other Loonatics’ baby because he’s actually a hermaphrodite that became pregnant after whoring around the team once he some how gained access to the 28th century from our era because he was really a frog prince that had been turned part bunny before shooting a porno movie as Arnold Schwarzenegger and getting a girl in high school pregnant…

That’s more than three…



rofl.gif HA HA! Nice one Miss Xtream biggrin.gif



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What IS'NT Ducks deepest darkest secret?

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That he’s an ego driven meanie who’s absolutely in love with himself and Misty Breeze?

Because we know that already...

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Exactly. Now the question is, how can he be your favorite character with those features?

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Because he’s and ego driven meanie who’s absolutely in love with himself and Misty breeze and is EFFING HAWT! 8D

And also somewhat intriguing... BUT MOSTLY HAWT! 8D

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Right...

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Duck: *iz hawt*

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Maybe one of those dark secrets is that He used to have a successful career and then he quit coz he hated something about it or he was misunderstood

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THAT duck has a zillion secret fangirls

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That'd be the fangirl's secret, not Duck's. XD

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Maybe he has a fake limb.

Ace: *Trips* Duck! What did I tell you about leaving your... LEGS ON THE FLOOR?!?

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XDDD

Duck: *nervous laughter* Aheheheh... Oopsie... ^^;

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This topic's been down here for far too long. XD

BUT.

I had a thought the other day...

See, my brother Tim is a little like Duck (only not quite so ego driven and stupid)... AND...

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He faints at the sight of his own blood. XD

CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT???

Duck: OW!
Tech: Whut?
Duck: I just cut myse- O_O *faints*
'Tics: 0_.

XD

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I don't know why I feel the need to point out that Tech would never say 'whut'. XP

Duck fainting at the sight of blood is actually kinda believable. If he didn't actually faint, he'd be grossed out.

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