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Akira_Cat · Your local cat

A party trick gone wrong

XtreamCrazy · BUT MY CHEESE WILL GET COLD. D8

*falls over laughing* Oh! This is priceless!! Poor Lexi; though I suppose there's a small part of her that enjoys it... ^_^

Can't wait to read more!

kaejae · LUO's Next Top Poser

I'll say! XD Hehehee! This is too funny! Ace acting like LePew? I just hope he doesn't smell like him too ;D

Siamese712 · I blamed it on the dog...

very funny first chappter. can't what till the next.

Oh Ace will be sooooooo inberised when he comes out, and duck will be in great truble.

doggirl2772 · Out of This World

I will restrain myself. i will restrain myself. iwill restrain myself. i wi.....

-bursts out laughing- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-starts rolling around on the floor- that is priceless!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

!!!! -sighs happily and sits up- Well, so much for for the power of self control. hmm

It was worth it though. biggrin

I Luv it Akira! So humoress. So in character. So...so....ACEXI!!!!!!!! biggrin

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

Okay here's chapter 2!

Chapter 2

Everyone including Ace turned Pierre is in Ace's room, where they are tucking him up to bed.

Duck: cry I don't know what happened. This shouldn't even be happening. I feel like I should hate myself.

Tech: hmm Well it was your fault. I'm sure Ace will sleep it off by the morning.

Rev: Hopefully he'll be back to his old bunny self again.

Slam: Uh huh.

All of them begins to leave the room while Ace is tucked up in his bed.

Ace: smile Lexi. Can you sleep with me in my bed tonight?

Lexi: No!

Lexi storms out of the room as Ace snuggles himself into his bed. All the others went out except Duck who is standing at the door.

Duck: What have I done?

He slowly shuts the door.
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An alarm buzzes loudly as Lexi groans. She turns around in her hammock to turn the alarm off and then she turns over to her other side. Her eyes then suddenly widen in horror as an arm wraps around her.

Meanwhile, Tech, Duck, Rev and Slam are having breakfast.

Rev: cry I really do hope Ace is back to normal.

Tech: hmm I'm sure he'll wake up thinking that he had a weird dream.

A scream then comes from Lexi's room as the others turn their heads towards the source of the scream in unision.

Duck: weirdface Either he did have a weird dream about last night, or Lexi's had a horrible nightmare.

The door to Lexi's room opens and they all see Ace flying out of the room with an angry Lexi stomping out of it.

Lexi: HOW DARE YOU TRY TO SLEEP WITH ME WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!?

Ace: cry Mais petite fleur-

Lexi: DON'T "PETITE FLEUR" ME ACE! I KNOW YOU'RE NOT BEING YOURSELF! BUT THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO SLEEP WITH ME WITHOUT MY CONSENT! YOU MIGHT HAVE DONE SOMETHING THAT I REALLY DON'T WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME!

Tech: Okay, okay! Time out! What happened?

Lexi: furious He slept with me in my hammock! He might have done something to me for all I care!

Rev: confused So Ace still hasn't snapped out of it?

Ace: biggrin Though ze experience in a beautiful girl's sleeping place was highly how you say... pleasurable.

Rev: Guess not then.

Tech turns to Duck.

Tech: furious Duck! You have got to sort this mess out or else!

Lexi: furious Yeah! I don't want him sleeping my bed the way he's acting now!

Ace: Aaaaaww! But I vant to be with you for always!

Lexi: furious You can be with me during the day! But I do need some space!

Ace: furious Avec les autres mecs!

Lexi: weirdface What?

Ace: furious You love one of ze other men in here don't you?

Lexi: No! I don't! You're twisting my words!

Ace: furious And you're breaking my heart! To zink zat you don't return ze feelings of passion when my heart lingers on for you!

Lexi: cry Ace! You gotta snap out of it!

Ace: furious I've got to 'snap' out of it!? Well why don't we have zis conversation privately, elsewhere!

Ace takes a large brown bag and pulls it over Lexi so she's inside. He carries the bag behind him.

Tech: furious Ace! Let her go now!

Ace: furious So you can get to her? NEVER!

Ace runs to the lift and quickly gets inside it with the sack. The others did their best to reach them before the doors closed before it's too late. But the doors shut them out as the lift lowers itself down.

Tech: No! He got away!

Rev: cry We have to stop him and rescue Lexi too!

Tech: furious And we all know who to thank for that!

Tech glares at Duck.

Duck: Well I didn't know this was gonna happen now is it!

Tech: furious Well I told you impersonating villains at Ace's subconcious state was a bad idea! But did you listen! No!

Rev: cry And right now, Ace is going to get into trouble for something that he doesn't know what he's doing!

Duck: Well lets go save him then! As Ace would say, "Lets Jet"!

Tech: furious You know? You sound stupid saying that!

Duck frowns at Tech as the rest of the guys prepare for a desperate rescue against their own team mate.

END OF CHAPTER 2.

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

Chapter 3

The remaining Loonatics are flying in the air looking for their missing comrade.

Tech: Find anything Rev?

Rev: No... no... nope... there is an angry mob of police down there near that building.

Tech: Bingo! Lets go down to see what's going on!

The other Loonatics fly down towards the building where the police are.

Police cheif: Oh Loonatics! You're just in time! Pierre Le Pew has escaped again and is holding a young lady hostage on top of that building!

Duck: evileye We're right on it cheif!

They fly up on top of the roof where they see Lexi gagged and tied up on a pole. She's wearing a black bunny waitress suit obviously without the fake ears and tail (leave that to your imagination) with the black fish net tights and black heels. The rest immediately run towards her.

Rev: Lexi! What has he done to you?

???: So you do like it zen?

They all spin around to find Ace in the same black and red robe Pierre wears with the same black cane.

Tech: furious Ace! Stop this nonsense now!

Ace: furious She's mine now! Go find yourselves another woman to romantizise with! I got to her first!

Duck: furious Ace! I command you to stop this now! And-

Duck sniffs the air and then covers his beak.

Duck: bleh UGH! Ace! You didn't?

Ace: evileye You like it? My l'eau de poisson scent attracts people to me.

Duck: furious More like sends them away! You stink!

Ace: furious Well your attitude stinks too zen! And now I shall stop you from winning her over to you! She vill love me!!!

Ace points the cane at the rest of the Loonatics and lasers shoot out of it. The others dodge the laser in different directions.

Rev: cry Ace! Please! You have to remember who you really are! You got to snap out of it!

But Ace ignores the pleas as he continues to shoot the lasers out. Everyone else hides behind the ventalation funnels and wooden crates.

Tech: cry It's no use! We can't get to him without hurting him! Duck! Snap him out of it!

Duck: I don't know how to! I don't know why it isn't working!

Ace: Ah ha ha ha ha! You'll never get my girl! She belongs to me!

???: Hey! Le Pew!

Ace turns around to look behind him. The next thing he knows, he is knocked out onto the floor by a flying kick that belongs to Lexi. Ace lays motionless on the floor as the others stare at the unconcious bunny on the rooftop.

END OF CHAPTER 3.

kaejae · LUO's Next Top Poser

I'm now trying to picture Ace mimicing Pierre's accent... XD

Ayelet_Ripley · Frelengian

Oh gawd...a fake French accent spoken by someone with a Brooklyn accent...now I want to hear that. BAD!

Siamese712 · I blamed it on the dog...

Okay why is it i can easaly see Ace acting like this.....And ya for Lexi!! sory I know she shouldent be kiking Ace but..... would you clam this to be Ace?

Ps. I got the funny felin' that if Rev gos Ah Choo this will all be over.

doggirl2772 · Out of This World

Hahahahahaha!!! Thats awsome!!!! -snicker-....Ace as Peirre, that would be so weird. Hahahahahaha!!!! Awwww man, a humorful Acexi fic. Too awsome Akira! smile

Rye · Human

Ace is making me ashamed to be half French. XD
-puts French heritage under rock-

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

Chapter 4

After explaining the whole situation to the police chief about Ace's strange behaviour, the police understood them but not without giving Ace a caution for unappropriate behaviour in public. The Loonatics are now in the living room, trying to figure out how to get Ace back to normal. Ace is gagged and tied to a chair so he can't escape.

Lexi:

I can't believe I kicked him. I just feel so terrible.

Rev: smile

It's okay Lexi. If it weren't for you, Ace could have done even worse things than before.

Tech: cry

Okay Duck. Think. What did you do the first time that you didn't do the second time?

Duck: cry

I don't know! I did everything that I could think of. I just don't know. I'll give it one last shot.

Duck approaches Ace with the colourful planet on the string at the end of the wand.

Duck: evileye

You are now getting very sleepy. You are going into a deep trance. When I clap my hands, you will awake from the trance.

Duck claps his hands as Rev takes of the cloth gagging Ace.

Ace: furious

Zat vas not very nice what ze girl bunny did! And-

Rev quickly gags Ace back around his mouth so the swearing and insults are only muffled.

Lexi:

No. Ace won't be able to come back to his normal self.

Rev hugs Lexi as she cries into his chest.

Duck:

If only there was some way of playing back the past. Then we're sure to know what I did differently.
Tech: hmm

Hmmm...

Duck! You said you recorded the whole thing on camera?

Duck: weirdface

Yeah. I wanted to use it for the perfect black-mail for Ace. Plus I was gonna send it all around those video sites on the internet. Why?

Tech: evileye

I think the answer to our problem is gonna be somewhere in that video recording.

After they set up the television with the video player, Duck puts in the tape and presses play on the remote. Meanwhile, Ace is jumping around on the chair while he's still tied up. The chair then leans on his right side and then it falls onto that side, leaving Ace to struggle in an awkward position. The others ignore him as they watch the video.
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Duck: evileye

You are getting sleepy. You are feeling very sleepy. Your eyes are feeling very heavy. You must listen to my voice very carefully. You will be under a sound command. So when I clap my hands you will be in a very deep trance. And you will not come out of the trance until you hear the sound again. Ready?

Ace: blankstare

Uh-huh.

Rev: doh

Ah choo!

Duck glares at Rev as Rev giggles quietly. Duck turns back to a drowsy Ace.

Duck: biggrin

Okay! Abracadabra! Hocus Pocus! Spracket Spracket! Cosmelocus!

Duck claps his hands and Ace closes his eyes as his head hangs down. The other Loonatics have expressions of suprise on their faces.
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Rev: weirdface

Nothing yet.

Lexi: cry

We just have to keep watching.

Tech: Okay. Here's the bit again.
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Duck: hmm

Okay.

Abracadabra! Hocus Pocus! Spracket Spracket! Cosmelocus!

Duck claps his hands. But Ace is still tenderly hugging Lexi.

Ace: aww

And your fur, it's so soft like the luxury of all soft silks.

Lexi:

Duck! What have you done!? Get him off me!

Duck frantically claps his hands as Ace still tenderly holding her tight. She then gets up but Ace still clings onto her leg as she drags him across the floor.

Tech:

Duck! Snap him out of it now!

Duck:

I can't! I don't know how!

Lexi:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
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Tech: idea

I think I've got it! Duck! Rewind back to the part at the very beginning of the whole thing!

Duck presses the rewind button as the video rewinds back to the beginning. He then presses play when the whole trick begins.
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Duck: evileye

You are getting sleepy. You are feeling very sleepy. Your eyes are feeling very heavy. You must listen to my voice very carefully. You will be under a sound command. So when I clap my hands you will be in a very deep trance. And you will not come out of the trance until you hear the sound again. Ready?

Ace: blankstare

Uh-huh.

Rev: doh

Ah choo!

Duck glares at Rev as Rev giggles quietly. Duck turns back to a drowsy Ace.

Duck: biggrin

Okay!

Abracadabra! Hocus Pocus! Spracket Spracket! Cosmelocus!

Duck claps his hands and Ace closes his eyes as his head hangs down.
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Lexi: So it was the sneeze that Ace first heard!

Duck: confused

So it's nothing I did, but what Rev did?

Rev! How could you!?

Rev: cry

Hey! It was an accident! I needed to sneeze! I was desperate!

Tech: hmm

Okay. So we know how to get Ace back. evileye

All we have to do now is make the bird sing.

Lexi: evileye

Or in this case, make the bird 'sneeze'.

Rev squeeks at the rest of the evil glares from the rest of the Loonatics as they glomp on him. They put stuff on Rev to make him sneeze. Feathers, pepper, sneezing powder, things that make normal people sneeze. They all back off from Rev to wait for the sneeze. Rev shakes his head.

Duck:

Hmm... I wonder what the book says about this then.

Some dust flies from the book as Rev starts to sneeze.

Rev: doh

Ah CHOO!

Ace freezes for a moment and then frowns again and muffles angry things through the cloth. The Loonatics quickly help Ace up from his awkward position and ungag him.

Ace:

WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING TIED UP ONTO A CHAIR!? AND- UGH! WHAT'S THAT DISGUSTING SMELL!?

GET ME OUT OF HERE! UNTIE ME! I NEED TO GET THIS STENCH OUT!
Lexi: weirdface

Okay. Okay.

Lexi unties Ace as he runs off to the shower.

Ace:

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS MADE ME DO! BUT I REALLY DO STINK! UGH! I NEED A SHOWER AND GET RID OF THIS DISGUSTING SMELL! UGH! AND THIS ROBE IS HIDEOUS! WHY THE HELL DID YOU GUYS MAKE ME WEAR THIS!? UGH!

Rev hugs Ace.

Rev:

Yay! He's back again! weirdface

Eeeww! Just get in the shower Ace!

Ace enters the bathroom and locks the door behind him.

Duck: From now on, people who try and do hypnosis in the HQ is strictly banned!

Lexi: evileye

Oh not just yet Duck!

Tech: evileye

We need to teach you a little lesson for the day!

Tech, Lexi, Rev and Slam start to approach Duck in a menacing manner.

Duck:

No! What are you guys gonna do!? No!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

END OF CHAPTER 4.

-- Edited by Akira_Cat at 05:12, 2007-06-13

HCoyote · Anthros

Yeah, Ace is back!!!!!!
Another awsome chapter, Akria Cat

Siamese712 · I blamed it on the dog...

Nice ending with Dick der. Very funny. and ell dun

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

Hang on Siamese! There's still one more chapter! Which is this one!

Chapter 5

It's in the morning and Ace is sipping a cup of carrot juice while the others are going about their own things with breakfast.

Lexi: smile

I'm so glad you're back Ace.

Ace: smile

Yeah. And to think, at first I thought I was having a horrible nightmare about the fact I was having a day in the life of Pierre. hmm

Now that's a scary thought.

Rev: weirdface

Yeah. I was really suprised that my sneeze was the thing that could snap him out of it. Anyways, I wonder where Duck went.

Ace: Oh! Which reminds me! biggrin

Duck!

Ace claps his hands and Duck walks up to him in a zombie like manner.

Duck: blankstare

Yes, oh mighty master?

Ace: smile

I'd like another carrot smoothie with a carrot in it of course.

Duck: blankstare

Yes, oh mighty master.

Duck turns away towards the kitchen.

Ace: smile

Oh! And while you're at it, try hopping on one foot while spinning around and singing "I'm a little tea pot", doing all the actions while making my smoothie.

Duck: blankstare

As you wish, oh mighty master.

Duck starts hopping on one foot as Ace said while following the other commands Ace has proposed to him.

Duck: blankstare

I'm a little tea pot, short and stout.
Here's my handle, here's my spout.

Tech: biggrin

Ha ha! That should keep us entertained for a while.

Lexi: smile

How long until Duck learns his lesson?

Ace: aww

Until we get bored. Which is gonna be a long time.

The rest of the Loonatics continue to laugh at Duck's expense as Duck continues to do the commands Ace has given to him.

THE END.

CassidyCoyote · Techie 4 life

*falls over in hysterical fits of laughter*

Teh end!

doggirl2772 · Out of This World

Hehehehe! Oh man I luved this! Awwwwwwww.....its over. cry

The funnieness is no more! Wahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Great story none the less!

zadavias_spirit · Out of This World

Another great comedy!
At first I thought Ace was faking not coming out of the trance just so that he could have an excuse to drool over Lexi, but by the second chapter I was all.....Yeah. He's definitley hypnotized.
Great way to get revenge on Duck (as always)!!!

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

Thank you everyone for your comments.