sorry this is going to be a short story(But not too short).
I have a couple of characters too not like james bond or 007 bad guys, no there not in the story.
Prologue:
(One day in Acemetropolis, the citizens of Acmetropolis are going to MARLO's restraunt. One family had a son that wrkd very hard in school so his parents took him out for dinner.)
Billy:Thanks for taking me out for dinner.
Mom and Dad: You're welcome Billy you deserved it.
(Suddenly the lights turn off and it was pitched black, then the lights turned back on again and Billy was gone, and the lights shut off again and people disappear everytime it flickered.)
Mom: Hey where's Billy?
Dad: He must have ran off!
Mom:Let's get out of here!
Dad:Someone He-" (From miles away a figure with binoculars saw what was happening) ????:Huh?
(The lights suddenly shut off for good and a figure came into the darkness wih a flashlight. He wore a familiar clown looking suit.)
????: Good Evening or should i say good night and Good bye. (Evil laugh)
End of prologue I am going camping until August 5th so i will write the rest of the story then. Can you guess who that mysterious figure is?
(We go to the loonatics they are in their H.Q. Ace and Lexi are watching a SNL special on T.V.)
T.V.:And now a tribute from in the past Will Ferrell doing Celebrity Jeopardy. Will as Trebeck on t.v:Hello and welcone to celebrity jeopardy before we begin the double jeopardy round i just want to remind our compedators from using ethnic slurs. (Ace and Lexi laughing in the background) Trebeck: Let's take a look at the scores, Sean Connery in last place with -(negative)1,000,005 dollars. Sean connery:You think your so lucky Trebeck with your dare gone mastasch and your greesy hair! Trebeck:Look! What did i say about Ethnic Slurs. (Ace and Lexi still laughing in the background) Trebeck:In Second place from 3rd rock from the sun, French Stuart with - 1,032 dollars.
French Stuart: I'm a late bloomer Alex and in Double Jeopardy im gonna bloom.
Trebeck: And finally in a commanding lead with 17 dollars ,Burt Reynolds.
Burt Reynolds: Hey look at this.
Trebeck: Mr. Reynods has apparently changed his name to Turd Ferguson. (Ace shut the show off and laughing hard at the same time) Ace: That was so Funny ,Turd Ferguson? Huh Lex? Lex?
Lexi:(Laughing harder than Ace)That was Ace ,that was.
(While Ace and Lexi are laughing their heads off, Duck enters the room)
Duck: You know Comedies are not my type i'm more into the Action - packed movies.
Lexi: Oh come on Duck where's your Sence of humour? And Comidies are so-.
Duck:Funny?
Lexi: Yeah.
Ace: Why are you here Duck?
Duck: To watch T.V of course O.k!
(A moment later Tech walks in the room.)
Tech: Duck could you keep it down im trying to work. And whats with the Yelling?
Ace: Oh hey Tech.
Tech: I've also came in because to tell you that we got an emergancy.
Duck: Here we go the routeen again.
Tech: What routeen?
Duck:Nothing.
Tech:(Whispering to Ace) Somebody's weird.
Duck:Hey!
( The loonatics are gathering around to see what Zadavia's emergancy was.)
Ace: So what's the emergancy Zadavia?
Zadavia: Well, Loonatics our problem is that we got a dissapearing act in south Acmetropolis.
Rev: What? - This - calls - for - a - villain - match.
Zadavia: Good idea Rev. Here is a video of what happened. Zadavia out.
(The loonatics watched the video and they are trying to figure who are the black figures are.)
Ace: Let's go to Tech's lab for the bio meter 500.
Tech:Actually 5000?
Ace: Oh 5000, ok.
(The loonatics go into Tech's lab and Tech sets up his machine.)
Ace: Any matches Tech?
(There was a moment of silence after Tech was searching for the villain.)
Tech:Not yet Ace my bio meter 5000 has.... been.....like....frozen and i just fixed it last week. It is driving me insane! Aww it broke now we will never know who's behind this.
Ace: It is Okay Tech let's go meet with the others. (Tech nodds at Ace's suggeston and they meet with the other loonatics.)
Lexi:Any luck tech?
Tech:No.
Zadavia: Loonatics before you go there's also a mysterious spy problem, Zadavia out.
Ace: Ok first the villain strikes and now a spy problem, Nice! Lets jet!
(The loonatics took off with their jetpacks to find the villain.)
Rev: Uh-....................(there was a pause) (Rev was interupted by Ace who wwas prompting him to say ''i need to get off now'')
Ace: Rev.
Rev: They-need-me-pup-see-yah.
Ace: Your family?
Rev: Yep.
????: Hey loosertics im am going to get my revenge!
Duck: Wait, that cyclone voice sounds familiar................Weathervane.
Weathervane: Missed me loonatics?
Ace: Eh not really you didn't call. (Ace jumps and strikes weathervane before she strucked him.)
Lexi: Two things i have to say 1.what a week revenge plan and 2.it's time to put you where you belong. (The loonatics put Weathervane in a special cell that which Tech made she cannot get out of and they left to go catch the villain.)
Rev: If-you-don't-slow-down.-Then-i-have-no-choice-but-to-make-you-slow-down.(Rev flew away and Slam stopped right in front of him with a trap in front of a mystery person.)
????: Can't catch me now, Loonatics!( Evil laugh)Huh? Ouch.
Duck: Now i thought i was the only idiot in town.
Ace: Who are you, Mr.fast-a-rama?
????:Alright, Alright. My name is Alex Drag but people call me drag and i'm going to destroy you!
Ace: Eh. I don't think so.
Drag:Look over there, Weathervane! (The loonatics were fooled by his plan to escape.)
Ace: Well,That went well.Hey,Tech should we add him to the Bio-meter?
Tech:Certainly, Ace. Whatever Drag wanted us to do was obviously a trick. (Tech and the others got back to H.Q to add him to the villains they've captured over the years.)
Tech: Finally, My bio-meter is working again.
Ace: Good. Let's hit the sack, Tech. We are the only ones out of bed.
(The next morning the loonatics got up really early and went off to search for more evidence.)
(Duck kept falling asleep in Tech's vehicle and Ace kept waking him up.)
Duck: Hey, what's the big idea? I'm trying to sleep here!
Ace: Not now, Duck. You can't--.......( Ace paused in the middle of the sentence and saw another dark figure acting mysterious.) Tech, Stop the car i see another shadow!
Tech: Is it Drag?
Ace: I think so get him! ( The loonatics chase the figure.)
Lexi: Come back Drag!
Drag; how about, NO! ( Drag led the loonatics into the mall type place again.)
Duck; This place, again?
Drag; See you later loonatics!
Ace: Shoot! He got away!
Duck; He is pretty fast.
????: Hello. I see you turned out good Duck.
Duck: Steve? Is that you?
Steve: yup.
Duck; You're right i am pretty good.
Steve: Duck. Duck. Duck. You are just the same as always. ( Lexi's nose almost bleed in front of him cause she think he's cute.)
Duck; And your just the same old Steve.
Ace; You two know eachother?
Duck: Oh. intro. Guys this is my.....old buddy Steve.
Rip: Listen. I know that you will probably won't let me do these things or favours for me. But here it goes.(Clears throat.)Can i come to your HQ again sometime?
Rev: Yep.
Rip: And number two can i become a crime fighter like you?
Zadavia on hologram: Loonatics the villain is just in the warehouse there. zadavia out.( The loonatics walked into the warehouse.)
????: Hello, Loonatics, it's been a while.(evil laugh.)
Steve: May i ask who's speaking?
????: Don't you know who this is loonatics and guest?
Ace: Don't know. Show yourself! ( He appears from the shadow and the loonatics gasp and Steve has no clue who he is.)
Steve: Uh. Who are you?
Tech: Steve. This is Professor. Zane.
Steve: Who?
Tech: Bio-pet scientist, and discoverer.
Pr.Zane:That's right loonatics i'm back and so is a new friend i met he will tell you the rest. (The loonatics fell into individual glass cells and now they're trapped.)
????: Hello Loonatics i'm sure you reconize me.( He steps out of the shadows.)
Loonatics: Ringmaster?
Steve: Tell me again who is this man? Random people keep poping all over the place.
Ringmaster: They call me the Ringmaster and what's your name annoying one?
Steve: I'm not going to tell.
Ringmaster: Oh. Yes you are.
Steve: Oh. No i won't.
Ringmaster: Yes you will.
Steve: YEs i will.
Ringmaster: No you won't tell me your name.
Steve: Fine. Ok.
Ace: Nice.
Drag: Remember me loonatics?
Ace: Uh. Hello Drag-ugly face.
Drag: Why You!
Ringmaster: You failed me Drag. You can't attack them yet. (Ringmaster opens up a pit and Drag fell in the pit and the monster ate him up, while tiny fish were swimming away.)
Duck: Ouch. were never going to see him again i tell ya, thank goodness.
Prof.Zane: The plan, boss.
Ringmaster: Ah, Yes!
Steve: Wait a minute you're the one at the resteraunt the other night. Kidnapping, turning them into fish.
Ringmaster: That's right, blabbermouth. I've decided to use my revenge to kidnapp people and turned them into fish and kill them.( Evil laugh.)
Slam:(mumbles) You're never going to get away with this!
Ringmaster: Oh. I will. Good-bye Professor.
Prof. Zane: What are you doing?
Ringmaster: You have failed me. you weren't supposed to bring the loonatics sooo early.
Prof.Zane: But boss--- (Professor Zane gets turned into a fish and gets eaten.)
Steve: You are a terrible man!
Ringmaster: I know. Now it's your turn!
Ace: Eh. I don't think so. (Tech flips the lever up with his electro magnetic powers and the loonatics are free.)
Ace: Yeah. Were free thanks Tech. ( Ace fires a lazer blast at the monster and the moster is knocked out for ony 8 seconds.)
Ringmaster: Nooooooooooooo!
Ace: Steve get him!
Steve: Ok. Ringmaster. You are going to free all of Acmetropolis and turn them backor else you'll be one of them.( Steve gave Ringmaster a "i got the switch" look.)
Ringmaster: Fine.(He lets everybody go and turns them back.) You may have won the battle loonatics but you've lost the war.
Lexi: Steve! Look out! (The monster jumped as high as it could and tries to bite Steve.)
Tech: Duck! Egg him Quick!
Duck: Finally i get to do something. Aqua dense! (Duck shot his Aqua dense powers at the machine and it breaks.)
Ringmaster: No. My machine!( The monster ate Steve up.)
All of the loonatics: Nooooo! Steve!
Ace: Tech. Your gluego gell thingy. ( Tech fired his glugo gell 9000 at ringmaster and gave him a bullseye.) Tech: Got yeah.
Ringmaster: No. Not again! I will have the revenge!
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That was so Funny ,Turd Ferguson? Huh Lex? Lex?
That was Ace ,that was.
