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If you find funny, sad, or meaningful quotes you can share them here! Anything goes! Yay! -brick'd?-

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." from Mel Brooks.


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This is random XD

"Quack damn you" Jamie Hyneman, trying to make a duck quack

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iam so smart smrt iam so smart ,smart -homer(the simpsons)

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"Wow, I've never seen a girl like you before up close. You're so big, and loud." - Harold from "Total Drama Island"

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Eddie : NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! And I thought my life was just getting better!! D:
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'Life is boring without anime and cartoons' found it on the internet somewhere.

'When in doubt, deny, deny, deny!' Davis, Digimon Adventure 02. I say this in real life. *bricked*

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Beware the flying horse!

Pegasusmon: *evil laughter*



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if doing number to means im a sinner,and god's a pervert -cris(family guy)(don't wanna
be offensive peoples)

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"Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy but socially dead." ~ Wheel of Morality of Animaniacs

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"Oh, I'm ready! But, I'm not playing!" - Chelsea from "That's So Raven"; Termidate Epi.


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Maddie : *crashes through the wall* EDDIE!!! I'M BACK!!
Eddie : NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! And I thought my life was just getting better!! D:
Maddie : Well, too bad.



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"You can pick a lock right Newkirk?" - Col. Hogan
"I  can sir, and I find that question rather insulting" CPL. Newkirk

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"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy shmancy tanks. We had sticks. Two sticks and a rock for a whole platoon! And we had to share the rock. Buck up, boy. You're one very lucky marine."                    -Sergeant Avery Johnson (Halo 2)

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"Backseat kids cause accidents; backseat accidents cause kids."

I was allowed to put that as my high school yearbook quote, so it should do fine here >:)

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"Beans, beans are good for your heart! The more you eat, the more you-- *gets hit by a bean can*" - Owen from Total Drama Island; Bad Will Hunting Epi. LOLZZ XD



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Maddie : *crashes through the wall* EDDIE!!! I'M BACK!!
Eddie : NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! And I thought my life was just getting better!! D:
Maddie : Well, too bad.



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"I see nothing, I hear nothing, and I know nothing!" SGT Shultz

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"No, it's your mother's house... and we're throwing a party!" - Duncan from "Total Drama Island"; Not so Great Outdoors pt. 1

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Maddie : *crashes through the wall* EDDIE!!! I'M BACK!!
Eddie : NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! And I thought my life was just getting better!! D:
Maddie : Well, too bad.



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from the suite life of zack and cody:

estabon(dont know how to spell it):now ill never run the hotel

Maddie: and ill never become president

Cody: and ill never win a nobel prize

Zack: and ill never marry maddie

Maddie: confusedbleh

-- Edited by Lexirulesdaworld at 14:23, 2007-09-02

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I blamed it on the dog...

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"Art is never finished, jest abandond."_ Leanordo Da Vinshe (is that how you spell his name?)

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I Blamed It On The Dog

Ace: My heart is yours. Now and forever

Lexi: As my heart belongs to you. 

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Ace: I'm more of the flying by the seat of my pants guy
Lexi:There something I'd like to do to the seat of your pants
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Another from Hogan's Heroes XD

Klink: Shultz! Who are these men?
Shultz: Heil Commandant they are..
Klink: Ohh shut up!

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Turn off the wind sheild wipers, they don't work they're
just making it WORSE!-stewie (family guy deleted scene)

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"Simple things please simple minds" someone.

One from NCIS, cause my dad was watching it:

Zeba: This ain't one of your action movies, Tony.
Tony: Yeah. If it was, you'd be dressed differently.
Zeba: And you'd be more handsome.
Dinozo: *laughs*
Tony: You'd be dead by the opening credits!
Dinozo: *stops laughing, looks annoyed*



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Beware the flying horse!

Pegasusmon: *evil laughter*



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From House MD.

House: "I asked you why you want me to treat him."
Wilson: "He's sick, I care, I'm pathetic."
House: "There are about a billion sick people on the planet, why this one?"
Wilson: "Because this one's in our emergency room."
House: "Ah, so it's a proximity issue. If somebody was sick in the third floor stairwell that's who we would be talking about."
Wilson: "Yes, I checked the stairwell, it's clear."

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TDI... AGAIN!:

Lindsay: Where can I plug in my hair rollers?
Chris: There's a couple in the "Communial Restrooms".
Lindsay: Communion? But I'm not Jew!
Chris: Not "communion", "communial"!
Gwen: Yeah, it means we have to shower together.
Lindsay: AWWW!!!! *starts crying uncontrollably*

- Not so Great Outdoors part 1?


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Eddie : NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! And I thought my life was just getting better!! D:
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The gate of tomorrow is not the light of heaven, but the darkness in the depths of the Earth.
- Vincent Valentine

 Tifa, I'm not fit to help anyone. Not my family, not my friends, nobody.
-Cloud Strife

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Lord Hood: (After seeing a Covenant-controlled Forerunner ship heading towards Earth.) It isn't one of ours. Take it out.

Master Chief: This is SPARTAN-117. Can anyone hear me? Over.

Lord Hood: Isolate that signal. Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?

Master Chief: Sir, finishing this fight.

(To be continued by Halo: Uprising and Halo 3)



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"I found happy in the fridge!"
-Me (Don't ask)

"And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore."
-Stewie Griffin

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Geoff: Wow, you pitch a tent like a guy!
Bridgette: O_o

Confession Can (Geoff): *sarcastically* "Wow, you pitch a tent like a guy"?!

Geoff: I mean, you're not all girly getting your clothes dirty!
Bridgette: Thanks, um, I think.

- Total Drama Island

"Poop is what comes out of your butt. POOP stands for People Order Our Patties or, it's a drink brand from Invader ZIM."

- Eddie, my conscience XD It toook him 2 months to come up with that xDDD

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"Twelve highlanders and a bagpipe make a rebellion."
"They talk of my drinking but never my thirst"
"One may survive distress, but not disgrace."
"False friends are worst than bitter enemies."
"Better bend than break."

Scottish proverbs.

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"What a drag..."
-Shikamaru





Wooo! Naruto obsession of the day! I've said this 26 times now!

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Also...

Heh Heh, Moo.
-Masako X

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"Grenades are like RAM. You can never have too much."  -Sgt. Stacker (Halo 2)

"Who's the man? (you are) THANK YOU!!!!"  -Sgt. Johnson after his thrown grenade blows up an enemy  (Halo)

"Are you made of leprechauns? 'Cause that was awesome!" - A random Marine after the Chief pulls off a seemingly impossible feat (Halo 2)




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Aizen: "No one starts... on the top of the world. Not you. Not me. Not even gods. But the unbearable vacancy of the throne in the sky is over. From now on... I will be sitting on it."



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I love doing quotes sad as it sounds i have loads :)

"When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

Each night I lie awake and stare up at the stars and wonder...what the hell happened to my ceiling.
-- Robert Paul

The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
-- Hubert H. Humphrey

There is nothing more uncommon than common sense.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright

And one of my favs:
The biggest conspiracy has always been the fact that there is no conspiracy.
Nobody's out to get you. Nobody gives a **** whether you live or die. There, you feel better now?
-- Dennis Miller

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"Hoopa loopa ding dong pickle." - my Patterns of Communication teacher's niece

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" - I forget

"But my cheese will get cold!" - Danger Duck

"I had something to put here...but I forgot what it was" - me

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The following always made me laff!

"I thank you from the heart of my bottom. No. Wait a minute. Strike that, reverse it."
Mr. Stein from Will & Grace

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