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zadavias_spirit · Out of This World

Loonatics Unleashed Unit Manuals

Mistress of Fear · Martian

What's a unit? Is that like a robot or something?

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

Pfft... I'm sorry if this is not meant to be funny but some of the things on there did make me giggle and laugh out loud. I wonder what the other LU units would do...

zadavias_spirit · Out of This World

Yes, this is meant to be rather humorfull and pointless.
I guess a unit would be a robot. I'm not exactly sure. XD
Fun RENT refrences FTW!!!

zadavias_spirit · Out of This World

Bwahahaha. This is fuuuun.
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Dear Consumer,

Thank you for purchasing our newly crafted "Loonatics Unleashed" Units. We hope you find them enjoyable and entertaining. Please continue reading this manual before beginning to handle your newly purchased product.

Product Description:

Name: Lexi Bunny

Type: Rabbit anthro (female)

Height: 2 feet.

Accessories

Your Lexi Bunny Unit will be shipped to you with no assembly required. Along with the basic body, your Lexi Bunny Unit comes included with full Loonatics Uniform (Black with pink markings), pink pajamas complete with pal-tree decorations, and a green ribbon (see WARNING).
Please Note: All technological equipment requires the purchase of a Tech E. Coyote Unit.

Operating Instructions:

Your Lexi Bunny Unit is voice-activated, and will respond to all of the following commands:

Fighter Mode
When trouble occurs, your Lexi Bunny Unit will be more than willing to step into action using one of the following: super hearing, brain blast, plant control, and/or acrobatic skills (see WARNING).

Boy Attractor Mode
If you wish to bring a certain man into your house, your Lexi Bunny Unit is capable of attracting any man to your home with her charming looks and lines.
Please Note: In Boy Attractor Mode, it is very possible that any boys attracted by your Lexi Bunny Unit will completely ignore you.

Slacker Mode
This is the setting your Lexi Bunny Unit should be set on if you are not interested in using the other features. In this mode, your Lexi Bunny Unit will eat, sleep, and carry on regular activities as a normal person will do.

Girly Mode
See Troubleshooting

Cleaning
It is vitally important for Your Lexi Bunny Unit to remain clean, especially if the Fighter Mode is used often. Your Lexi Bunny Unit will most likely bather herself, as she is very picky about how she is cleaned in terms of what conditioner(s) and/or shampoo(s) that are being used.

Q&A

Q: Will my Lexi Bunny Unit steal my video games?
A: This depends on her mode. Your Lexi Bunny Unit is more of a physical person, although she will enjoy playing the occasisional video game to make sure her incredible skills are intact.

Q: Will my Lexi Bunny Unit get bored easily?
A: Your Lexi Bunny Unit is a social butterfly. She will be less bored if she is permitted to speak and play with other social butterflies. For best results in terms of conversations and playing, it is best if your Lexi Bunny Unit has a lot of time spent with Rev Runner or Danger Dunk Units, our other social butterfly units.

Q: Where are my socks?
A: Look under your bed.

Troubleshooting

Problem: My Lexi Bunny Unit keeps beating me at video games. I have a great urge to punch her if she won't let me win at least once.
Solution: You are a complete jerk. If you cannot take losing to a robot, you are insane and you are not capable of owning a unit.
Please Note: If you still wish to have a unit even though you cannot take losing, please purchase a Danger Duck Unit.

Problem: HELP!!! My Lexi Bunny Unit is not swooning over Ace!!!
Solution: Our units are made with their own personal preference, and some units prefer the other Loonatics to Ace. Please do not feel that something is "wrong" with your unit because she does not fall for the Loonatic of your preference.

Problem: My Lexi Bunny Unit keeps eavesdropping on me with her super ears.
Solution: Unfortunately, using her powers to her adantage is a part of your Lexi Bunny Units personality. You will just have to make sure that you never say anything, in any language, that you don't want anyone else to know. This may require some people to be mute all their lives.

Problem: My Lexi Bunny Unit keeps blasting me with her brain blast on my butt and it hurts.
Solution: The only solution to this problem is to never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever annoy your Lexi Bunny Unit in any shape, way, or form. Ever.
Please Note: If any of your other units complain about this same problem, please give them the same advice. However, all your units, aside from your Danger Duck Unit, should catch on on their own.

Problem: I still can't find my socks.
Solution: It's one pair of socks. Get over it. And stop asking unit instruction mauals where your socks are.

Problem: My Lexi Bunny Unit is acting too girly.
Solution: It is quite unusual for your Lexi Bunny Unit to be acting girly more tha, say, a few times a week, especially if she is not trying out for a cheerleading squad. Side affects of major girlyness could be overuse of make-up. If your Lexi Bunny Unit is acting girly, please take all your make-up and convince your Ace Bunny Unit to put it all on to prevent make-up overdoes on your Lexi Bunny Unit.

Problem: My Lexi Bunny Unit's eyes keep changing color.
Solution: We are attempting to contact kidswb on this issue, and hopefully the strange world of science can figure this out. Until then, try another reliable source.
Please Note: When in doubt, ask your Tech E. Coyote Unit.

WARNING

Please note that the manufacturers of this product are not resposible for one or all of the following: psychic blasts, boyfriend removal, or eavesdropping bunny units of any kind.

Final Note:
Once again, Thank You for purchasing your new Lexi Bunny Unit from Zadavias-spirit Units and corp. Please keep updated on our catalog, as we will include more Units into our inventory as a few technical issues are sorted out. Thank You Once Again:
Founder, President, and Manufacturer,
Z_S
Next in stock: Danger Duck Units

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-- Edited by zadavias_spirit at 06:37, 2007-11-02

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

Scree! Can't wait to purchase the unit I want! But first I must wait for the right manuals.

zadavias_spirit · Out of This World

Hehehe. I can put the Rev Runner Unit Manuals right after the Danger Duck Unit if you want.

Mistress of Fear · Martian

Would you do that? Perty please?

Earth Master · Loonatic

Ooh! Awesome! Can't wait for the Rev Unit! You must give him a "sexy mode!"
...
...
...socks. XD

zadavias_spirit · Out of This World

Okay, Rev Runner will be next by popular demand.
Darn. I really wanted to do Tech next. :( Oh well. Rev'll be fun too. But for now, you've got Duck.
And I promise, no more socks.

Dear Consumer,

Thank you for purchasing our newly crafted "Loonatics Unleashed" Units. We hope you find them enjoyable and entertaining. Please continue reading this manual before beginning to handle your newly purchased product.

Product Description:

Name: Danger Duck

Type: Duck anthro (male)

Height: 1 foot, 6 inches.

Accessories

Your Danger Duck Unit will be shipped to you with no assembly required. Along with the basic body, your Danger Duck Unit comes included with full Loonatics Uniform (Black with orange markings), orange pajamas complete with orange cap, and .
Please Note: All technological equipment requires the purchase of a Tech E. Coyote Unit.

Operating Instructions:

Your Danger Duck Unit is voice-activated, and will respond to all of the following commands:

Fighter Mode
As a last resort, your Danger Duck Unit will fight any form of evil using one of the following: power orbs (including water atacks) and/or teleportation powers (see WARNING).

Duckie Attractor Mode
If you are the type of person that finds feathered annoyances attractive, this is the mode to turn to.

Slacker Mode
This is the setting your Danger Duck Unit should be set on if you are not interested in using the other features. In this mode, your Danger Duck Unit will eat, sleep, and carry on regular activities as a normal person will do.

Gary-Stu Mode
See Troubleshooting

Cleaning
It is vitally important for your Danger Duck Unit to remain clean, especially if the Fighter Mode is used often. Your Danger Duck Unit will most likely bather himself, as he will throw a very angry tantrum if his exact wants are not fulfilled.

Q&A

Q: Will my Danger Duck Unit steal my video games?
A: Only if your Danger Duck Unit witnesses another living being play a video game in any way, shape, or form. Your Danger Duck Unit will then claim that he is better than he/she, and will atempt to prove it by stealing your video games and playing them.

Q: My Danger Duck Unit is bothering me. How do I get him to stop?
A: Unfortunately, it seems that you have not read the fine print on your Danger Duck Unit's box. Here is how it was originally printed:

Warning: Your Danger Duck Unit will be very annoying 24/7, and there is no way to stop this from happening. Unless you commit homicide on your Danger Duck Unit, there is no way to change this aspect of your Danger Duck's personality.

Here it is enlarged:

Warning: Your Danger Duck Unit will be very annoying 24/7, and there is no way to stop this from happening. Unless you commit homicide on your Danger Duck Unit, there is no way to change this aspect of your Danger Duck's personality.

Q: Will my Danger Duck Unit ever shut up?
A: No.

Troubleshooting

Problem: My Danger Duck Unit is acting... perfect... and it's scary.
Solution:

Problem: My Danger Duck is threatening me with the worst fate imaginable
Solution: Unless your Danger Duck Unit begins attacking you right away, it is best to ignore him until he calms down.

Problem: My Danger Dcuk Unit keeps quacking in on my private conversations.
Solution: Unfortunately, using his powers to his adantage is a part of your Danger Duck Unit's personality. The only current solution is to yell at your Danger Duck Unit at the top of your lungs whenever this problem occurs.

[Problem: Whenever I ignore by Danger Duck Unit, he demands attention.
Solution: Humor him for the time being. Eventually your Danger Duck Unit will have to eat and sleep, and will give up his ego for basic needs.

Problem: Once, when a really scary guy was threatening my Danger Duck Unit, and he ran away.
Solution: Your Dange Duck Unit may appear cowardly at times, but he has a good heart. When worst comes to worst, your Danger Duck Unit will suck it up and save you.

WARNING

Please note that the manufacturers of this product are not resposible for one or all of the following: cowardliness, accesive taunts, or any form of annoyance of any kind.

Final Note:
Once again, Thank You for purchasing your new Danger Duck Unit from Zadavias-spirit Units and corp. Please keep updated on our catalog, as we will include more Units into our inventory as a few technical issues are sorted out. Thank You Once Again:
Founder, President, and Manufacturer,
Z_S
Next in stock: Rev Runner Units

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Alright, now for "Give In To Love." Gah, it's going to be sucky. I'm having a hard time making the LU gang part of the RENT action. Ah well. One must work with what one has.

Mistress of Fear · Martian

YAY! Rev's next!

CassidyCoyote · Techie 4 life

*stares at screen waiting for Tech Unit*
The part about the socks nearly made me pee my pants! *falls off chair*
Love this! Keep going!
Do you know what this makes me want to do? Make a Cassidy Unit! *is brick'd*

-- Edited by CassidyCoyote at 18:26, 2007-11-23

zadavias_spirit · Out of This World

... Possibly! Although I may not know enough about her in order to do so? Would you like to do it?

Rach Runner · Beast

Me? Really? *faints from disbelief* I WOULD LOVE TO!!!!! *glomps you*

CassidyCoyote · Techie 4 life

Sorry, that was me. I forgot that my sis was the last one on this computer. *faints from disbelief anyway*

zadavias_spirit · Out of This World

No prob. GO ahead and post it whenever you want. I'm taking a bit of time writing the Rev Manual.
BTW, if anyone else wants to make one for their OCs, by all means, go ahead.

CassidyCoyote · Techie 4 life

YAY! *glomps you again*

I'VE GOT AN IDEA!!!! *runs off*

*runs back into room* You might want to check out "Goodbye, Acmetropolis" before I get any further. *poke* *is brick'd for shameless self-promoting*

Rev girl · Human

Yay!!! I can't wait for the other manuals!!! I was wondering how much bird-seed I had to feed my Rev Runner unit.

Siamese712 · I blamed it on the dog...

Man these are funny.

My favfret truble shoting problems I'd have to say are so far

With Ace the Y7! thing

Lexis eyes changing

and Duck quackin' in to private conversations.

Can't wait for Rev's unit.

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

Haha... "Problem: My Lexi Bunny Unit's eyes keep changing color."
INACCURACIES FOR THE WIN.

XtreamCrazy · BUT MY CHEESE WILL GET COLD. D8

"Q: What if I don't want to play with my Ace Bunny Unit all the time, or buy more Loonatics Unleashed Units?
A: Thwack yourself on the head multiple times with the heaviest thing in the room." XD

"Q: Where are my socks?
A: Look under your bed."

"Problem: I still can't find my socks.
Solution: It's one pair of socks. Get over it. And stop asking unit instruction mauals where your socks are."

You are my hero! 8D

...

I'm reading this and commenting as I go along... ^__^

"your Danger Duck Unit comes included with full Loonatics Uniform (Black with orange markings), orange pajamas complete with orange cap, and ." what's with the sentence cutting off and the random dot? XD

(yes, I am GOING to comment on everything that makes me laugh! Such is my love for these manuals!)

"Duckie Attractor Mode
If you are the type of person that finds feathered annoyances attractive, this is the mode to turn to." YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! I want a Danger Duck Unit! It even has a mode for me!! 8D *squeeee*

"-as he will throw a very angry tantrum if his exact wants are not fulfilled." You make my soul smile!

"Q: Will my Danger Duck Unit ever shut up?
A: No." FTW!!!!

I bow to your humour! *bows*

Mistress of Fear · Martian

Sereously when is this going to be updated?

XtreamCrazy · BUT MY CHEESE WILL GET COLD. D8

Soon hopefully. ;__;

zadavias_spirit · Out of This World

To those of you (im)patiently waiting for the Rev Runner Unit, it's HERE!!!!!!

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Dear Consumer,

Thank you for purchasing our newly crafted "Loonatics Unleashed" Units. We hope you find them enjoyable and entertaining. Please continue reading this manual before beginning to handle your newly purchased product.

Product Description:

Name: Rev Runner

Type: Roadrunner anthro (male)

Height: 2 feet.

Accessories:

Your Rev Runner Unit will be shipped to you with no assembly required. Along with the basic body, your Rev Runner Unit comes included with full Loonatics Uniform (Black with red markings), red pajamas complete with night cap, and a blender.
Please Note: All other technological equipment requires the purchase of a Tech E. Coyote Unit.

Operating Instructions:

Your Rev Runner Unit is voice-activated, and will respond to all of the following commands:

Fighter Mode
When danger calls, your Rev Runner Unit is capable of stepping into action using super speed, flight, and a built-in GPS.

Sexy Mode
For those interested, your Rev Runner Unit is capable of being incredibly sexy and charming for any Revvies in the Loonatics Unleashed Fan Community, including yourself. His charms can include incredible cuteness ad innocence.

Happy Go-Lucky Mode
As the real Rev Runner, your Rev Runner Unit has the ability to cheer you up with his catchy lines and up-beat personality any day.

Slacker Mode
This is the mode that your Rev Runner Unit should be set on if you are not interested in using the other features. In this mode, your Rev Runner Unit will eat, sleep, and carry on regular activities as a normal person will do.

Cleaning
It is vitally important for Your Rev Runner Unit to remain clean, especially if the Fighter Mode is used often. Normally, a quick shower will suffice, because your Rev Runner Unit would most likely prefer getting right back into the action.

Q&A

Q: Will my Rev Runner Unit steal my video games?
A: Seriously. First it was socks, now it's video games. Listen to me very carefully.
THE WORLD WILL NOT END IF YOU DO NOT HAVE VIDEO GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good. Now go away.

Q: How much attention will my Rev Runner Unit need?
A: Your Rev Runner Unit will most likely be happier of you spend time interacting with him. However, if you supply him with a complicated device with many buttons, there is a good chance that he will occupy himself with that. However, be sure that the device causes no harm whatsoever.

Q: What does my Rev Runner Unit need to be fed?
A: You will need to provide your Rev Runner Unit with some basic ingredients, but he will be capable of cooking some dishes for himself. These dishes include vegetable and fruit shakes, bird seed buns, and much more. However, he will not mind being an occasional snack from his mother's kitchen or a sack of birdseed.

Troubleshooting

Problem: My Rev Runner Unit is acting depressed.
Solution: This is not a good sign. Something incredibly horrible has happened, and you must find out what it is. It is most likely involving the death of another unit with whom he was close with, which means something in your house is going to stink pretty bad pretty soon.

Problem: My Rev Runner Unit sometimes uses his GPS to find some, er, "private" things of mine. How do I get him to stop?
Solution: Unless you've screwed up REALLY BADLY, Rev is not doing this on purpose. On the other hand, if you've destroyed his innocence, then he may be doing it on purpose. And if you've managed to destroy the innocence of a Rev Runner Unit, we'll personally make sure someone goes to child services and makes sure you can never have children.

Problem: I can't understand a word my Rev Runner Unit is saying.
Solution: You are obviously not a true fan of LU if you can't understand your Rev Runner Unit's speech. Seriously, after 24 ****ing episodes, it should be clear to an LU fan what he's saying (Author's Note: if anybody here still can't tell what Rev's saying, sorry. XD). Go find somebody who watches LU. Or better yet, but both DVDs, sign the LU petition, watch the ripped episodes on youtube.......

Problem: My Rev Runner Unit wants to go on a date, but he's MIIIINE!!!! Do you know any way I can restrain him from other women?
Solution: 0.o

Problem: My Rev Runner Unit is arguing a lot with my Tech E. Coyote Unit. Is his innocence dead?
Solution: No. Anything that does not come to blood is just guy play. This includes, some punches, insults, and some rolling on the ground (Tech/Rev shippers, stop trying to picture that image!!!!)

WARNING

Please note that the manufacturers of this product are not resposible for one or all of the following: Disturbance of privacy, removal of parental rights, cooking related messes, and an other sort of damage.

Final Note:
Once again, Thank You for purchasing your new Rev Runner Unit from Zadavias_spirit Units and corp. Please keep updated on our catalog, as we will include more Units into our inventory as a few technical issues are sorted out. Thank You Once Again:
Founder, President, and Manufacturer,
Z_S

Next in stock: Tech E. Coyote Units (Author's Note:

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Akira_Cat · Your local cat

Yay! I want a Rev Unit now! *Hugs a Rev unit*

Mistress of Fear · Martian

Rev Units! I want one!

CassidyCoyote · Techie 4 life

LOLS!!!

Can't wait for the Tech E. Coyote unit!!!! *happy fangirl squeal*