And you watched drew carey!

All little chicks with the crimson lips go ''Cleveland rocks, Cleveland rocks!''

Here's my... ehm... Tragic story.

I was with some friends at a café. We were sitting there doing our jokes and speaking when I happened to look at my lap.
And there was… a spider…
With thin legs…
THAT big! (Well it seemed THAT big to me…) And I have this huge fear for spiders with thin legs. I never knew why but they freak me out so much…
I couldn’t control myself. I jumped off the chair screaming like I was about to be murdered. Everyone was looking at me like I was mad.
It happened a year ago and I still can’t forget it…

I can top that spider story. I also hate spiders, especially big ones when they're close to my face.

So this is what happened. Once when I was 13 I was about to take a shower, naturally I had undressed and was on the way behind the shower curtain. A FRIGGIN GIGANTIC spider was hiding in one of the folds and was right infront of my face when I pulled out the curtain.

I dropped the shower head and was completely stiff for a second, then I ran out into the apartment nacked going ''OMFG THERES A SPIDER! KILL IT KILL IT!!!''

Forgive me, but you got owned.

Dragon Wing wrote:

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Ooh, once when I was 7 I was eating chicken and fries out on an ocean pier. All the sudden this gigantic flock of seagulls swooped down and started stealing my fries! I was terrified, and I screamed, ran under the table and cried. :`(

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I'm sorry but... HA HA HA HA!!! A flock of attacking seagulls! ROFLOLMAOCOPTORCAKE!

But don't worry. I too have a tale of woe when it comes to birds.

I was 3 years old and my mum, nanny, Twilightgirl, my 2nd youngest and my oldest sisters went to the zoo like a wildlife park. We were looking at some meerkats until we saw a crowned crane fly over it's fence. Me and my oldest sister were away from mum at the time, but while she managed to hide up to our nanny, I was being chased by this gigantic bird. As if things couldn't get any worse, I tripped and fell over. I rolled to look up when the crowned crane lunged it's beak and pecked me on my forehead. The bird was eventually apprehended but I was left crying while my hatred for all birds (apart from Rev Runner, Danger Duck, and Donald Duck) burned in my soul. I don't have a phobia of them, I just hate real birds. Especially Crowned Cranes and Parrots.


-- Edited by Akira_Cat at 03:10, 2008-04-11

Akira: You hate birds? Aww, I love birds, especially parrots. =(

Techfan: Starch naked? o_0

I think the word you're looking for is "stark". Starch is what you use to stiffen clothes!

-- Edited by Dragon Wing at 00:52, 2008-04-12

O_O! I actually understood that!
I don't remember studying german! How did this happen?

The stupidest thing I've ever done? I was walking talking on the phone and I hit my head on the window of a store at the mall!

Lol, I'm sure everyone has forgotten about that

Onw time not too long ago, I spent ten minutes trying to PULL open a door when the sign clearly said PUSH. It was on a weekend so people were staring at me like I was some weirdo. At one point I actually yelled at the door, "Damn you, OPEN!" But them some old man walked up and pushed the door open...

one time in grade 4 my old friend annie was doing her project and went to the bathroom on the floor,
and i was up next so ,my teacher go's is that apple juice on the floor,and everyone was laughing....

H'm. Well, a couple weeks ago I wanted my friend to come with me somewhere... and she was purposely not cooperating with me. So, without even really thinking about it much, I grabbed her water bottle and started hitting her with it, declaring, "I will bang you into submission!"

...She, her sister, and my brother started laughing so hard. Took me 'bout ten seconds to realize what the heck they were laughing about. It just... sounded really wrong. It certainly didn't come out the way I'd planned. But of course, they won't let me forget about that little slip up now. xD

Yup. -nod- It was somewhat of a "you had to be there" moment. ;P

Rye wrote:

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H'm. Well, a couple weeks ago I wanted my friend to come with me somewhere... and she was purposely not cooperating with me. So, without even really thinking about it much, I grabbed her water bottle and started hitting her with it, declaring, "I will bang you into submission!"

...She, her sister, and my brother started laughing so hard. Took me 'bout ten seconds to realize what the heck they were laughing about. It just... sounded really wrong. It certainly didn't come out the way I'd planned. But of course, they won't let me forget about that little slip up now. xD

Yup. -nod- It was somewhat of a "you had to be there" moment. ;P

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I shall bang you into submission! ROFLMAOL!!! That is really funny!

Another stupid moment from me was when I was having a phone conversation with my dad about the song line up for our band. He asked me what song I sung from U2. I replied "I still haven't found what I'm looking for" and he responded back "What? Haven't you found it yet?". So I had to say "No! The song title is called 'I still haven't found what I'm looking for"! He told me off for being stingey until I said the statement again. It was then that he realised that the song title was "I still haven't found what I'm looking for" and he just laughed.

XD They probably named that song like that on purpose.

Neither do I. The only song I like from them is Beautiful Day or somethin'. =3

I'm a huge U2 fan. :[ Where The Streets Have No Name, Kite, Bad and October are some of my favorite songs ever. I even wrote a whole fan fic inspired by October, which you can see in the Fan Fiction section. ;D

The Devil Wears Prada has better song titles though, like:

And The Sentence Trails Off...
Nickels Is Money Too
Hey John, What's Your Name Again?
This Song Is Called
HTML Rulez D00d
Dogs Can Grow Bears All Over
You Can't Spell 'Crap' Without 'C'
Don't Dink and Drance
Spongebob Grindpants

Whoot.



-- Edited by Dragon Wing at 22:06, 2008-04-17

We all have different tastes I guess.

I just love German because it sounds so harsh and authorative.

Meh, Schweinhund.

Ha! I knew it was pig dog! But seriously i want to see myself going in germany in summer. This ain't gonna be a good expirience...

I told this story somewhere but it are scary!

Okay, I'm in my moms bedroom because that was where teh int0rn3tz was, and there a HuGe FrAgGiN' spider on the floor. Nobody home but me. Joy. I scream and burst into tears and run out of the room. Being quick thinking (and bawling all the time XD) I grab a 1000 page dictionary and throw it as hard as I can on the mother. I throw the thesaurus on him for good measure. I jump on it for even better measure. I pick up the books, and he's all scrunched up like they do, so I figure I'm safe. I get two plates and scoop him up, thinking I'm going to flush him down the toilet.

THNKN. UR DOIN IT RONG.

He JUMPS out of the plates and back on the floor like "Scuze me, WTF r u doin?" I scream and burst into tears all over again, did a hard shut down (used the button instead of "start"), and got the hell outta there. I didn't go back in. I did peek my head in, and there were 5 OTHER SPIDERS. I evacuated the cats and no one went back in.

I HATE SPIDERS.

I'm also afraid of spiders LoonaticsF

Ouch... Hey here's something non spider related:

I was going to get my friend for an afternoon walk, and i was waiting for her downstairs... THinking about 'THe Messengers' (loved the movie) the part when arms apear from doors... And then, the door opened and what i saw was my friend's arm just it. And it was dark... I related it with the movie... And...

Horror movie scene+arm getting out of door+darkness= my scream, my fall, my headache...
OUch...