Hehehe. I think you might have ruined his fun now.

[Steve plays GOOGLE Games]   
"Really?" Rev said. "Where is Slam?"

"I can't tell you right now," Amanda siad. "It's a tricky situation and I promised to keep a secret, but... soon, very soon, I'll be able to tell you."

"I know where Tech E. Coyote is," Rev said. "He's a service technician at Tom's Computer Mart."

"Oh good! Now I know enough to send out invitations to everyone for a reunion meeting."

"It won't be the same," Rev sighed.

"What do you mean?"

"We've all moved on to new lives, gone separate ways, started new careers..."

Amanda looked sideways at Rev. "You call prostitution a career? Fixing broken computers a career? Getting drunk every day a career?"

"Who was that last one?" Rev said.

"Danger Duck. He's on the sauce."

"Barbecue?"

"No! Alcohol, silly bird. Nobody drinks BBQ sauce, do they?"

"Hey, it's Toon Town. You never know."

[Twiga]   Just suddenly a net fell and Amanda and a big troll came out from behind a bush and grabbed her.

"What the !@#$ is going on here?!" Ananda cursed

"You shall be the troll queen's dinner!" the Troll said

and with that he grabbed the net and dived into a manhole

Now after Rev had recovered fron the suprise he headed down the manhole in pursuit

(One of Rev's super powers was that he had a psycic GPS in his braib so there wa no way he would lose them)

"Hey! I know who you are!" Amanda said "You're one of the trolls from that movie A Troll in Central Park that movies was terrible and...."


"Yes! I know our movie sucked ass and we're so tired of hearing it!" No quit meowing you're going into a pie!"

Troll thing was definitely... unexpected. xD
But amusing nonetheless. =3
And I concur, that movie /did/ suck. XD

-- Edited by Rye at 11:43, 2008-02-07

[Steve plays GOOGLE Games]   
Rev zoomed down the sewer in pursuit. As he flew by the sewer rats, their little whiskers caught the wind like clothes on a laundry line.

"Wow!" squeaked Ronald Rat. "Did you see that, Squiggy?"

"Like a bat out of hell!" Squiggy shouted.

The troll carried Amanda through an iron tunnel door and slammed it shut. "Ha! That will slow him down!" A moment later there was a huge *THWANNGGG* sound as Rev crashed into the door.

"Oh, poor Rev," Amanda said. "I hope he wasn't hurt."

"Aw, shut up!" said the troll. "Now it's going to be cat pie tonight for sure. The boys will pat me on the back and say 'Nice work, Joe. Good pie.' Mwahahahahaha!"

Squiggy and Ronald came running up to where Rev Roadrunner lay in a heap. "Are you alright?"

"Oooohhh," said Rev. "Nooooo, I see little birdies and stars."

"Drink this," Squiggy said and handed Rev a small flask.

Rev took a sip. "Hootchie Mama! What's in this?"

"You don't want to know," Ronald said. "But I'll tell you something you do want to know... How to get around this door."

"Yeah! Tell me!" Rev said. He listened to Ronald Rat's directions. "Okay! I'm off!"

Ronald and Squiggy watched Rev zoom away down the tunnels. "There goes one fast bird," Ronald said.

Squiggy looked at Ronald and said, "Beep! Beep!"

[Twiga]   Along the way Rev bumped into Danger Duck!


"Ow! Duck! What are you doing here?"

"I fell in an open manholl what do you think?" Danger snapped

"Well come with me." Rev said as he grabbed Danger's wrist "Amanda is gonna be eaten if we don't do something!!"

And before Danger could ask any questions he was zooming off faster than the speed of sound!


Meanwhile Amanda was being marinated in a mixuture of honey, coconut milk and powdered coconut, the troll were slicing pineapples and bananas into the mixuture

The big fat ugly troll queen herself was rolling out the dough that would be the crust

'If Rev dosen't hurry up' She thought with growing panic 'I'm gonna be sleeping in a troll's belly!'

Those don't sound like very tasty pie ingredients. xD
But then again... somehow I don't think trolls are picky with their food.
I mean, aren't they even going to skin the fur off? c(:

"Ow! Duck! What are you doing here?"

"I fell in an open manholl what do you think?" Danger snapped

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Also

October wasn't really "bloody" per se, just depressing as hell. And it didn't really involve Lexi at all.

-- Edited by Dragon Wing at 22:04, 2008-02-08

[Steve plays GOOGLE Games]   Rev and Danger were arguing at a tunnel intersection. "It's got to be this way." "No, that tunnel looks more like it." "I'm sure it's this way!" "No, let's go that way!"

Finally Danger said, "I've got it! You go that way and I'll go this way!"

Down the separate tunnels they sped. Within seconds Rev reached a dead end. "That dumb Danger Duck was right after all!" Rev zoomed back down the tunnel and caught up with Danger in his tunnel. "You're right. It was this tunnel."

"Ha, haaaa!" Danger said. "Let's find Amanda!"

Off they zoomed leaving little whirlwinds of trash and leaves behind them.

In the kitchen of the trolls the Troll Queen instructed her servants how to stretch the crust over Amanda's head. "Careful there! I want this to be a pretty pie."

"Pretty tasty!" growled Papa Troll. "Ain't nothing better than coconut cat pie!"

A tear rolled down Amanda's cheek. Life had been so short.



[Twiga]   Just then Danger and Rev burst though the door!

Danger Duck began fireing his power orbs at everybody making fire and lightning flash everywhere!

Rev meanwhile picked up Amanda in his arm and zoomed out the exit.

Coconut Cat Pie.
That sounds... appetizing. XD
Hehe.

techfan979 wrote:

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Wait wait wait, Lexi got killed in the end, stabbed. Your right it wasnt that bloody, but still lots of death, Duck got smashed by a truck, Lexi got stabbed, etc etc.

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Actually, that's another story that doggirl wrote to get over the writer's block. "October" was about Rev's death from Tech's POV after it happened.

[Steve plays GOOGLE Games]   
Tech E. Coyote had his hands deep in the innards of a computer box. "Come here, you little frisky hard drive. Come to Papa."

His boss leaned through the door. "Hey, Coyote! You about done with that computer?"

"I'm still working on it, boss!"

"Well, hurry up!"

Tech grumbled under his breath, "Yeah, yeah, you old fart. Boy, I sure miss the days when the Loonatics were unleashed. Now I'm a wage slave in a computer repair shop. Disgusting!"





[Twiga]   Tech heard a familer "Beep beep!" And his ears were perked up

"Rev?" He wondered aloud with a growing sense of hope.

A flash of black and red flashed by him and Tech knew for sure it was his old dear friend.

But Tech knew he coulden't catch up with Rev when he was speeding but than he saw Danger Duck feebly hobbling behind

"Slow down will ya! I'm feeling a little tipsy!"

He collapsed in front of Tech

Rev and Amanda made it back to Bigalo's Gigilos. Rev gently set Amanda on the lawn which was a good thing as her head was spinning from the high speed getaway.

Rev let out a deep sigh of releif and entered the building

"There you are!" Bagalo said "We've been trying to reach you for hours! Something came in the mail for you!"

"In the mail?" Rev said not understanding

Tit the Dragon handed Rev a small bundle wrapped in a blanket Rev looked between the folds and saw a tiny little roadrunner face

Rev gulped "You don't mean to say that this is my..."

"Yes THAT is your duaghter." Tit said graveley "Haven't we always told you to where a condom?"

"But I do always where a condom!" Rev protested

His head was spinning. It was one thing to be a prostitute when you're single and childless but to have this little girl in his life changed everything

Maybe the mother of the child already did the DNA test and that's how she knew to delever the child to Rev

Don't they say that no birth control is a 100 percent garantee?

OK ok two possible explanatiions 1 Rev wasen't following the instructions right
2 he carelessly forgot to wear a condom on certain occasions

Possible third explanation is that in the Toon World children may happan to be conceived even if all measures to prevent pregancy are put in to place Toon world is supposed to be a place where logic dosen't always apply

Really? Wikipedia said there were instructions

Heh, this is getting quite risque now.

I've heard that condoms are only 97% effective.
They could break. -shrug-

Another good chapter, This is becoming more and more interesting.

Pedofiles are always made out to be the biggest monsters of all... anyone whos talked to me about this will know how I feel. Its not fair, they're as human as anyone else. Because they can never releive their sexual lust consentingly, it usually leads to rape.

They could never trust anyone with the knowledge they were pedofiles, because 99% of soceity rejects them completely. Most people want to maim/kill them. They didnt choose to be pedofiles, as much as anyone else chooses their sexual prefrences, I feel so sorry for them all.

NOTE: I donot support legalization of sex with children, nor am I myself a pedofile. Let that be clear, but this is off subject anyway. I just wanted to make that statement.

Anyones welcome to comment my statement though, I'm sure there are plenty who disagree.

-- Edited by techfan979 at 08:17, 2008-02-12

[Steve plays GOOGLE Games]   
Walt motioned for them to all huddle around him. "Now listen to this, guys. I've got a great deal in the works for you on the FOX network."

"FOX!" Rev shouted. "That's big time! Will we be on next to Family Guy? Holy Shmokes! This time we'll get the ratings!"

"Settle down," Walt said. "First we have to audition for the network brass."

"Audition?! Why should we have to audition? They can just look at Loonatics Unleashed and see how great we are."

"That was then. This is now. They heard about the drinking problems, the drugs, etc, etc and they're a little worried about whether you guys still have it."

Ace made a fist. "Why those dirty... Of course we still have it. We're the best! Right, guys!"

"Yeah, Ace!"

[Twiga]   Walt said "We're going to have to make an amature pilot episode now... first thing we need is a villain..."


'Villain...villain...' Ace thought as he looked around trying to get inspiration Then on a nearby TV he saw 'As the Toon Turns' The Soap Opera Slam was on Slam was in a hot tub with the evil Fox Woman Jezebel!

"So Slam.." Jezebel said "How about accompanying me next Friday?"

"OK." Slam said

"I GOT IT!" Ace said "The villain will be Jezebel!"

"Perfect!" Walt said "Jezebel will be using her pherimones to steal all the men in the city, And all the Loonatics fall for her except Lexi for...obvious reasons."


And thus it began

Sope opra Slam! That is to funny!

Oh man, haven't been on for a couple days but I just caught up reading. =3
Anyways! Great job. Can't wait for the next chapter. ^ ^;

Interesting, but It made me wonder, wouldnt bi and homo-sexual women get attracted to the pherimon too? I'm no biologist, just think it would be plausible.

Hooray! *Pulls out two rainbow flags and waves them around*

...thats the gayest post ive ever made on LUO so far...

sol

Well... foot fetish is actuelly the most common male fetish, from looking at other estimated percentages of how many people have specific fetishes, I'd estimate around 10-12% of all males have foot fetish.