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MagykWire

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This is in important health warning to all! Aluminum foil can slowly degrade the sperm quality of males, and can until the point of complete sterility. Avoid consuming food or drink that has been packaged in aluminum foil.

That is all.

-- Edited by techfan979 at 11:57, 2008-02-25

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Frelengian

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May we see where you have learned this? I`d like to know the source.

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I'm still asking for that myself, but better safe then sorry. I mean imagine if you didnt beleive me cause I had a hard time finding the source, then after a month were youve been eating sandwiches packed in aluminum foil... I find a highly certified documentation of male sterility caused by aluminum foil.

Not cool.

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O HAI THAR

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Wow.

I'M GLAD I'M A GIRL! HAHA. -brick'd-

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YAIUH!!! *high fives oddity*

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I blamed it on the dog...

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Many of us don't have to wory becase over 50% of the posters hear are girls, like me.

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MagykWire

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Well dont be so sure. If what I think is right, and those chemicals do harm male fertility, its very plausible it does something to female fertility too. You might also want to watch out for the sake of your future sons. I've read about cases where when the mother consumed certain chemicals, even if it was years before she had any children, it effected them anyway.

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This kills my reason for creating my new topic in controversy, but:

Comparison

Tis all I have to say. Don't ask me why, don't ask me how, cause we don't know. All I know is I was born on May 29th, 1989, 5lb 9 oz, and my mom had just turned 35 3 months and 2 days ago from that date. She had 2 previous C-sections, and noticed I had trouble turning over, but the cause is yet unknown.

Edit: I hate stupid mistakes. (I fixed them, though.)

-- Edited by dOMITUPSYK at 23:09, 2008-02-27

-- Edited by dOMITUPSYK at 23:09, 2008-02-27

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Herr A: We didn't put a Christmas tree up, nothin'. We went to the beach. It was wonderful. BUT... I got in water up to my... crotch area, and when that wave hit ALLLLLLLL my business went running towards my intestinal tract...


MagykWire

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Whoa, those are your hands, right?

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^_^ Yep. I love my little hand.

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Herr A: We didn't put a Christmas tree up, nothin'. We went to the beach. It was wonderful. BUT... I got in water up to my... crotch area, and when that wave hit ALLLLLLLL my business went running towards my intestinal tract...


MagykWire

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I'm honestly sorry you have to go through life like that. I know of course youve never tried anything else, but its so hard to imagine for a person with two normal hands.

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Nah. As you can see, I can do pretty much anything I want to. I type just as fast as anyone else, I can lift whatever I please (up to the normal limitations, of course- no 18 y.o. 4'9" 133 pound girl can lift an 18-wheeler, mind you). Although, I didn't use it much growing up, and the muscle has atrophized over the years (a camera would be handy), and there's obvious difference between the size of my muscles.

The only other part of my body affected is (are?) the toes on the right side of my foot- the deviate to the right, other than that, I have no other physical problems. (Coffee didn't stunt my growth- genetics did. XD)

For the interested, here's a pic of the back of my hand:


-- Edited by dOMITUPSYK at 20:25, 2008-02-28

-- Edited by dOMITUPSYK at 20:26, 2008-02-28

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Herr A: We didn't put a Christmas tree up, nothin'. We went to the beach. It was wonderful. BUT... I got in water up to my... crotch area, and when that wave hit ALLLLLLLL my business went running towards my intestinal tract...


MagykWire

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4'9''? Whoa. Well it could always be worse, unless your the tree man.

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Technically 4'9.5", but decimals are hard. So are fractions. That, and I like where I stand. XD

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MagykWire

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You mean you like your height?

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Yesh. ^_^ It maketh I weirdly short. I like to be weird. *cough* Yeah...

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Herr A: We didn't put a Christmas tree up, nothin'. We went to the beach. It was wonderful. BUT... I got in water up to my... crotch area, and when that wave hit ALLLLLLLL my business went running towards my intestinal tract...


MagykWire

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Well thats good. Wouldnt be very good if you wanted to be 6 foot all your life and never could get it.

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YIKES! Ur hand kinda gave me the creeps there (no offence or anything). It's terrible when people don't turn out just as normal as everyone else. I was born half dead. And 2 weeks late. The umbilical cord was strangling me, if you wanted to know why I was half dead.

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Actuelly now that I remember my heart stopped when I was being born for a while. I was two weeks late aswell. It certainly scared the **** out of my mom.

-- Edited by techfan979 at 11:41, 2008-03-05

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Frada the Ferret: XD and DX to the appropriate statements.

Techfan979: DX

All: I was a C-Section baby. O_o I've already said that... all me and my sisters were.

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Herr A: We didn't put a Christmas tree up, nothin'. We went to the beach. It was wonderful. BUT... I got in water up to my... crotch area, and when that wave hit ALLLLLLLL my business went running towards my intestinal tract...


MagykWire

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Oh dont DX, my hearts beating now... isnt it?

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O_o I would think... *checks pulse* On that same note, according to my right wrist, I'm dead- no detectable pulse in that arm. XD

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I was born a mount early,apperently i was supposed to be born in july,shakes head and
dOMITUPSYK don't worry,your hand don freak me out,I know someone who was born
without hands they made her hands with stuff from the back of her heal...anyway IM SO
GLAD IM A GIRL.

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HANDS?! We don't need no steenkin' hands. XD

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hehe... Girl here also ^__^

But it's nice know these things, we do have fathers, some have boyfriends, uncles blah, blah blah...
the point is that we could inform guys we know XD

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MagykWire

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Ok, I retraced my source. It was on the news once.

Its not the actuel aluminum thats dangerous, but the chemicals they coat it with can rub off on food products. And thats what can make males steril, I've found out it also kills brain cells.

-- Edited by techfan979 at 03:50, 2008-04-29

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dOMITUPSYK wrote:

Yesh. ^_^ It maketh I weirdly short. I like to be weird. *cough* Yeah...




Hah!  I defeat you when it comes to shortness.  You do know that if you are under 4'9", you have to still be in one of those "car-seats" made for children, correct?  I am under 4'9" (I am ashamed of my height...), but I refuse to use one of those seats in the car.  It...it would be embarrassing.



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