Or maybe... you should. XD

Or maybe Melvin should get art lessons. =D

Yes! ...I can see it now. XD

Bandkanon: +EATS T3H PU36 EXPLOSIVE SPACE MODULATOR!+ .... +Explodes+
Melvin: That went over well. +Sarcasm+

Because ice cream HAS no bones.

BUT IF WE GO AND DIG UP THE REMAINS OF THE FROG I HAD TO DISSECT IN SEVENTH GRADE BIOLOGY, THEN WE COULD STICK BONES IN THE ICE CREAM AND THAT WOULD BE A LIE.

-ponders- ...Mind you, that frog's remains are all over the freaking place. It was pregnant too. And I had to skin it... and then pull its bones out and glue them to a paper in the proper order... -nods- SO ALL WE GOTTA DO IS FIND THE PAPER! =D

...I want ice cream now. D:

I never dissected an eye. D:

I've dissected (in this order): a gutted fish (some dissecting that was), a pregnant frog, an owl pellet (try to imagine how exhilirating that was for me), a cow heart, and a piglet.

The cow heart was a good time. I got paired up with this girl who was terrified of the bloody thing. So I started the dissecting. She kept announcing her disgust, but just as she was starting to inch near the thing, I stabbed a vein and blood went squirting everywhere... I tell you, Rev couldn't have ran as fast as her. She jumped nearly five feet back and hightailed it out of the classroom, screaming at the top of her lungs. I had a good laugh... XD

And then the piglet... I was one of two, three girls who wasn't afraid to dissect it. So I got paired up with, I think, three girls who were s'posed to just watch. Our first assignment was to sex the pig. XDD ...It was a girl. So then I started chopping it open and the girls actually started to get interested and practically took over the dissecting. At the end we were opening its eyelid and staring at its lifeless, foggy eyeball... which was incredibly creepy. Hehe. And then at the end I was like, "Let's find its brain!" So I started stabbing at its skull to look for the brain. Pavel was greatly amused by this. And then just as my partners were about to throw the thing away, I was like, "Wait! Let's name it." So we dubbed it The Corpse Bride... and then disposed of it. =P

-- Edited by Rye at 10:45, 2008-05-16

*tries not to vomit* I’m one of those girls who can’t handle cutting things up… I would never make a good doctor.

Blood and needles and knives… D:

I always used to feign sickness, lay on the floor outside the classroom and stare distantly at the ceiling… I had ALL my class mates fooled too… “Mr. Smit! She looks awful! Should we go tell the office?” “Are you ok Emily? Just lay there… Go outside and get some air if you need it.” “Groan” *bell rings* *p#ss-bolts down to the classroom to get bag and go home*

XD

Science was easy. 83

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*tries not to vomit* I’m one of those girls who can’t handle cutting things up… I would never make a good doctor.

Blood and needles and knives… D:

I always used to feign sickness, lay on the floor outside the classroom and stare distantly at the ceiling… I had ALL my class mates fooled too… “Mr. Smit! She looks awful! Should we go tell the office?” “Are you ok Emily? Just lay there… Go outside and get some air if you need it.” “Groan” *bell rings* *p#ss-bolts down to the classroom to get bag and go home*

XD

Science was easy. 83

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Haha. I'm one of those girls who can watch a cat eat a live mouse, poke at deformed bloody roadkill, play with maggot-infested cow skulls, and be fascinated by veterinary surgeries on TV. X3 I wanted to be a vet for at least ten years growing up, so I always spent a lot of time around animals and stuff... and, well, I guess I kinda just hung out with my dogs too much. I started collecting gopher bones, got used to the smell of skunk roadkill, and learned to be interested in the circle of life every time my dogs brought home a rabbit leg or another half-dead rooster. =P

XD I bet. But you missed out on all the fun of dissecting! You'll never know what a piglet's gall bladder looks like now. D: ...I wish I could have skipped chemistry. I should have said I was allergic to chemical equations. X3

Hehe. The only carcass I wouldn't touch would have to be a human beings. That's just... no. X3

Yesh, that's pretty self-explanatory. Hence the fliiies. There's so many here. Nasty creatures.

Over here... last summer... I killed two hundred in one week. Just in the house. And then I lost count. o - o;

I cry over roadkill. D:
And bury most of them. xD

+Cries moar?+

>.> I would.

+Watches as Duck throws up+ ._.;;;