You don't *want* to know my disgusting stories. Most of them are... not appropriate for teh kiddehz. Or teh kittehz for that matter. (XD)
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Herr A: We didn't put a Christmas tree up, nothin'. We went to the beach. It was wonderful. BUT... I got in water up to my... crotch area, and when that wave hit ALLLLLLLL my business went running towards my intestinal tract...
Herr A: We didn't put a Christmas tree up, nothin'. We went to the beach. It was wonderful. BUT... I got in water up to my... crotch area, and when that wave hit ALLLLLLLL my business went running towards my intestinal tract...
-ponders- My cat caught a mole and brought it to the doorstep and started eating it... it was still alive. And when he was almost done, the liver fell out... and by then I was pretty much the only one still left sitting by the doorway, watching... -shrug- I have a strong stomach. o o;
I wish upon a star Wanna be right where you are You set my world on fire Babe I got a crush on you I wish upon a star Can't you see how right we are We should be together Babe I got a crush on you
So if you feel the way I do Would you fancy to To take a ride beside me?
Me and you, you and me. Living a life in harmony It's magic(oh it's magic) babe I've got a crush on you [x2]
About a month (?) ago I got thrown out of a slumber party for drinking too much and throwing up all over the place, including my friend's bed and my own leg.
That last part was my joke, but I'm open minded to bug eating.
To be honest, I'm sure indian people think we're messed in the head for eating colored ice on a stick.
That's very true.
Like people in France eat frogs. But we don't like eating them ourselves because we're so used to seeing frogs in ponds filled with dirty water and weeds that we can never see how they can be sanitised enough to eat. If we see slimy animals that we associate with nature in a dirty place, we obviously won't be queuing up for it for dinner. But then again, pigs live in stys yet they get turned into bacon and sausages.
When I was in 2nd and 3rd grade I lived in San Jose, California. It rained a LOT during the winter. One time I remember it raining almost nonstop for six months straight... and, well, a lot of worms were forced out of their homes due to flooding, left to wriggle hopelessly about in search of shelter.
Then the sun would come out and it would dry up the worms, leaving the sidewalks scattered with dead shriveled worms. Poor little guys. And so each time this would happen, I set out on a Worm Rescue Mission, equipped with a little wagon, my walkie talkie, and my bare hands.
I'd walk down the sidewalk picking up each worm in my path and placing it into the wagon. When I'd finished my culdesac, I returned home with my dead worms. Then I'd scoop them up and go to my room and there I would dump them into my sock drawer.
Couple years later... perhaps I was in 5th or 6th grade, we had moved to another place where there was not as much rain and therefore not as much worms. So I'd pretty much forgot about my worm collecting days.
Until one day... the day that my mom uncovered my old dresser... and found hundreds of dead worms in my sock drawer... XD
Frog legs are very common in Hungary. My family told me that I ate them frequently when I was little, and I apparently really liked them too, but I cannot remember. I'm not sure I'd be able to eat them now...no matter how good they probably taste!
Last summer I ate cherries that had worms in them. I was a little disgusted when I found out but then figured that what doesn't kill me makes me stronger. XD
Let's see...something disgusting...oh the only thing I can think of is my dog eating his crap. No matter how common that apparently is with dogs, whenever I see it, I feel pretty damn sick.
Frog legs are very common in Hungary. My family told me that I ate them frequently when I was little, and I apparently really liked them too, but I cannot remember. I'm not sure I'd be able to eat them now...no matter how good they probably taste!
Even being half-French, I will never touch a frog leg for so long as I live. XD My family went to a Chinese restaurant a few weeks ago and my little cousins grabbed what they thought was chicken... however, upon parental inspection the alleged chicken was seen for its true form: breaded frog legs. D:
When I was in 2nd and 3rd grade I lived in San Jose, California. It rained a LOT during the winter. One time I remember it raining almost nonstop for six months straight... and, well, a lot of worms were forced out of their homes due to flooding, left to wriggle hopelessly about in search of shelter.
Then the sun would come out and it would dry up the worms, leaving the sidewalks scattered with dead shriveled worms. Poor little guys. And so each time this would happen, I set out on a Worm Rescue Mission, equipped with a little wagon, my walkie talkie, and my bare hands.
I'd walk down the sidewalk picking up each worm in my path and placing it into the wagon. When I'd finished my culdesac, I returned home with my dead worms. Then I'd scoop them up and go to my room and there I would dump them into my sock drawer.
Couple years later... perhaps I was in 5th or 6th grade, we had moved to another place where there was not as much rain and therefore not as much worms. So I'd pretty much forgot about my worm collecting days.
Until one day... the day that my mom uncovered my old dresser... and found hundreds of dead worms in my sock drawer... XD
Rye: Aaaaww... Did people actually ask what you were doing? It must be random for them to see a girl picking up some dead worms from the sidewalk.
I bet you mother's face was horrified to find all these dead worms in your sock drawer. XD
Ayelet: Our dog Murphy eats his own and others crap as well. It's disgusting! How can dogs do such a gross thing !
Akira_Cat wrote: Rye: Aaaaww... Did people actually ask what you were doing? It must be random for them to see a girl picking up some dead worms from the sidewalk.
I bet you mother's face was horrified to find all these dead worms in your sock drawer. XD
Not that I recall, no... which is surprising. They were probably staring out the window and having a good laugh though... XD
Hehe. Probably. I was in school when she found my secret stash. ...Don't know why the heck I kept them in my dresser. -ponders- But then again that's like asking why I filled up a watering can with rolie polies and then let them escape all over the house. o__o; My mom and I still laugh about such things to this day, so it's all good. xD
Ayelet: Our dog Murphy eats his own and others crap as well. It's disgusting! How can dogs do such a gross thing !
It's called coprophagia. No one really knows the rason but there are several theories as to why they do it: they seek attention from their caretakers; they have probably been punished when they were puppies, so they attempt to clean up; when dogs were wild, they ate their stool so they couldn't be tracked by other predators (I guess domestication didn't stop this); canines are by nature scavengers, and this is a typical scavenger behavior; they are not fed properly and try to compensate the lack of nutrition, etc.
None of those have been proven though but if I had to guess, I'd go with the scavenger theory because none of the others would make sense with my dog.
..... Alright, I've got one. Not so much disgusting as it is depressing.
So I was drivng to my sister's soccer game and I saw a groundhog/furry thingy on the road and it was lying down. I figured it was dead, but it started moving. Except the first half was kind of crawling while the legs were just flailing around.
..... Alright, I've got one. Not so much disgusting as it is depressing.
So I was drivng to my sister's soccer game and I saw a groundhog/furry thingy on the road and it was lying down. I figured it was dead, but it started moving. Except the first half was kind of crawling while the legs were just flailing around.
So it must have been hit, but not dead. Yeah.
You must live in a place where those things aren't problems. Where I live, we're infested with ground squirrels. We /try/ to run them over. And I know it sounds horrible, but when those things are breaking into your garage, nesting in your storage boxes, eating your garden, causing people and livestock to break their legs because of their darn holes, screeching endlessly all spring and summer... you kinda just tend to start justifying yourself with the declaration of, "Population control!" as you aim for their furry butts with an SUV. X3
My cousin has a lucky shirt that she loves so much that she hasn't taken it off since about 4 days ago. She doesn't even take it off when she bathes! Her older brother and sister are chasing her right now to take it off.......then they just ran upstairs right now.
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I wish upon a star Wanna be right where you are You set my world on fire Babe I got a crush on you I wish upon a star Can't you see how right we are We should be together Babe I got a crush on you
So if you feel the way I do Would you fancy to To take a ride beside me?
Me and you, you and me. Living a life in harmony It's magic(oh it's magic) babe I've got a crush on you [x2]
About a year ago we had this Santa gift swap at our school and we were randomly given a person to swap gifts with. The person I had to swap with was this new guy that was really hot. I gave him a cheap poker set and he gave me a cute brown jacket. Well I wore that jacket all day. My mom picked me up from school and I suddenly got kinda sick. We stopped at the bank and when I was out of the car I all of a sudden puked all over the jacket and the sidewalk! I washed it when I got home but the smell never came out! The a couple days later the new guy asked me where the jacket was and I told him it was in the wash. The next day I decided to wear it and all my friends kept sniffing around and asking "Does anyone smell throw up?"
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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!! Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat? Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8
Yesterday at the Denver airport on my way home from Chicago, I went to the bathroom and heard this one guy in the stall puking his guts out after a flight, the guy washing my hands next to me said he was in there for an hour.
well this one time i went to the mall and went into the bathroom and heard 2 chicks...doing it in a stall. IMMEDIATLY I ran out. I told this incodent to my mother and she didn't believe me. *shrugs* also one time i was walking my dog and this one person was speeding down our street, and it hit a bird at like 100 mph. Feathers flew EVERYWHERE and it made the most pitiful noise, i ran back to my house not even trying to look back at the mess.
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Wile E. Coyote was anvil'd, crushed, catapolted, ignited on fire, blown up, runned over, and sent sailing across the desert to God knows where. But he never stopped trying.
Aaaaww... Did people actually ask what you were doing? It must be random for them to see a girl picking up some dead worms from the sidewalk.
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