(FIXED! I noticed a large number of errors and I had to recreate the indentations by scratch. I hate not indenting. X[ Oh well... Even a perfectionist can't be perfect.)
Alrighty then... xd
I know some of you have already read this, but others have not. SO... I PRESENT TO YOU THE FIRST IN THE SERIES OF CONTRACTOR FANFICS...
---THE COUNT--- Chapter I.
1775 Long ago, when Acmetropolis was still considered the Kingdom of Acmere, there lived a Count named Orlauf. He was young and beautiful, but suffered from an incurable illness.
It was at the age of 23 that the Count Orlauf of Acmere lay in his death bed, fearing his fate to come. Before the night of his passing, he conjured up an ancient spirit.
"I could save you from your fate," said the spirit to him, "but for a price that may do worse harm."
The Count cared not for his payment, for he feared Death more than anything, and accepted the Spirit's charges.
And so the deal was made, and the most beautiful man of Acmere became immortal. However, as his life continued so did his illness, and to replenish the blood he lost he had to drink that of others.
He was from then on considered the scourge of the Kingdom, feared and hated; and so he began to hate the citizens in return, and terrorized them relentlessly.
Finally, the King retaliated against the Count and ordered Orlauf's castle to be destroyed with him in it. So it was done and the Count of Acmere's reign of terror ended, never to be remembered until a thousand years later...
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2775 "I am... Count Duckula!"
Danger Duck leaped before the other Loonatics, beating his cape into his path and bearing fake fangs for dramatic effect.
Slam, the Monster of Frankenstein, jabbered incoherently with obvious glee.
"Yeah, I love Halloween too. Well, more for the dressing up than the candy," said Lexi the dead French Maid, who had no trouble understanding him where other's would.
"Hey! Why aren't you swooning over my inexhaustibly attractive costume?" Duck said, waving around his handsomely netted hands.
"Chill, Duck. You'll get your praise once we're at da party," Ace said. Danger Duck had to examine him twice before he asked, "And what are you supposed to be?"
"Abraham Van Helsing, at ya soivice," Ace bowed rather crookedly as he uhh...had no idea as to how a true Gentleman should bow. Duck sputtered, realizing his leader had thought up the costume knowing what Duck was planning to be.
It worked.
"You...you're despicable!"
"I knew you'd say dat," he said, and smiled coyly.
Not understanding the point of Duck's rage at all, Slam turned to Igor Rev for information. The roadrunner began promptly;
"In Bram Stoker's Dracula, Abraham Van Helsing is a professor with lots of knowledge about Count Dracula and is also the man who succeeds in leading Dracula to his own demise. In Dracula spinoffs, Hellsing is also a Vampire Hunter or whatever and so he's very popular to the Gothic-type Vampire fans and such. How's that?"
Slam still felt clueless, but nodded to Rev anyhow. "Good," Rev said, and then turned to the coyote that just stepped up beside him. "What'd you think, Master?"
"I think you should only say 'Master' when you're slouching and driveling," said Frankenstein Tech. Rev did so. "Twitch your eye, too. Oh and wiggle your fingers like this." Tech writhed and twitched indignantly, being mirrored by Igor.
Duck watched, and noticed that the two were acting unusually festive. It scared him.
"Oh, brother," he said. "It's only the first night and Tech has already lost his wits. They should never have made Halloween a three-day event." He shook his head wearily.
"Where's your Holiday spirit, Duck?" Ace said.
"Oh, it's there. Just, it seems more like a convention than a party." He stopped for a moment. A party...at a convention center...for three days...makes..."Never mind, it is a convention," Duck said, rolling his eyes.
It was then that Zadavia stepped out from the bathroom to meet the Loonatics. She smiled nervously when all the boys gawked, and Lexi comforted her by saying, "nice hair, Medusa!" From then on, Zadavia stood by the female bunny.
"Shall we go, then?" Medusa said, curling her pho-reptilian lips into a smile. One of the snakes on her head convulsed and then drooped.
"It broke, Tech!" Rev pointed out, motioning to Zadavia's hair.
"Leave it," said Tech. This wasn't going to phase his festive mood a bit. "The dead snake actually adds to the effect."
Ace grinned, examining the group one last time before saying, "okay, 'Tics! Let's jet!"
As everyone filed out of HQ, Duck took the time to mumble, "that catch-phrase is getting SO annoying."
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The light of the full moon reflected off every surface and every shadow in the city that night. Windows and skylights absorbed it graciously, stirring up a harmony only felt in Autumn, and cleared the stale air of any and all worries.
It was Halloween, not Christmas, not Easter, that presented even Super Heroes and Villians a vacation from their goals in life. This was a fact for every planet in the Universe, for everyone chose this time to stop and dance with the dead every year, at the same exact time.
Obese children went from door to door on the residential streets bearing bags and buckets to fill to the brim with candy, some throwing raw eggs at empty houses and others chewing gum on the sidewalk with their friends.
Mothers shouted, fathers laughed, and loners moped in corners.
Many, like the group of seven heading to the Convention Center, talked loundly amongst themselves.
Lexi soaked in the warm chatter of the city with her ultra-hearing, accepting the harmony as a temporary break from Acmetropolis' need for protection.
As they approached the Convention Center's courtyard, Lexi began to feel almost completely excited. The chattering and loud laughter rubbed in, and she instantly grabbed Zadavia's hand and pulled her onward, like a young girl would to her best friend. When she looked back, Lexi was almost startled by the eager expression on their mentor's face.
"Come on," she said, and dragged Zadavia away from the boys. Tech stopped and his eyes followed the girls. "Where are you going?"
"Who cares, Tech? Dey'll prolly meet us at de entrance when dey get tired," Ace said, and they continued onward.
Not long after they entered the Convention Center, Rev and Slam saw something they both found interest in and hauled Tech off, kicking and screaming, to join them in whatever it was they wanted to do.
Duck stared as they went, then turned to Ace to see that he was posing for photographs. He gawked. "It really IS a Con! Just...with a Horror theme," he said to himself, then got distracted by a line of dancing Zombies.
"Dubba-dubba-dubba-UUUHHH," they all said. Duck sat down and watched placidly.
Van Helsing returned to Duckula's side nine Dubbas and three UUUHHHs later. "So, what do we do?"
"I'm...gonna go join those Zombies," Duck said nervously, making to escape the rabbit. Ace caught him by the back of the collar with a single finger.
"You godda be a Zombie to do dat," Helsing pointed out.
A crowd of people turned, took photos of Duckula and Helsing, then turned back to their own subjects.
"Nosy whatevers," Duck mumbled, and then he loudly declared, "The Zombies! They CALL to me!"
"Dubba-dubba-dubba-UUUHHH," they said.
Before Ace could respond to the mallard, he was interrupted by three girls dressed as Vampires approaching them in a flamboyant manner.
The hyper one squealed and said, "MOAR VAMPIRES."
The questionable one laughed, "We've got a Panel about the origin of Vampires on floor two, you know!"
The weird one rolled her eyes about and said, "I'm hungry," severely frightening Duck when she did. This made the hyper one bat at the weird one's hair so that it puffed up into a static mess. "Don't scare the cute one!"
Ace laughed, then stopped when Duck glared at him. The mallard then cleared his throat and said, "WAIT, so you would allow Van Helsing to be near you?"
The questionable girl smiled and nodded. The weird and hyper girls looked at eachother, and the weird one suddenly spoke up. "Are you two a couple?"
Lucky for both Duck and Ace, the weird girl's words were drowned out by frantic yelling which attracted their attention.
It was a man dressed as Fat Albert running along the large hall screaming, "Vampire! Vampire!"
"Right here," the questionable girl waved her arms about vibrantly.
"No, a REAL Vampire!" The man stopped before them, sweating and shivering. "Someone call the authorities! Alert the Loonatics!"
Duck didn't feel as shocked as he felt annoyed. Why tonight of all nights? Hell, it could have been tomorrow, or the day after even. He sighed and put up his egotistical front, puffing out his chest and brandishing a finger.
"No fear, my fine fat foolish fellow! You stand before those very heros you speak of! My sidekick and I will...will...Ace, wait up!"
He didn't get to finish his speech, as Ace went darting off in the direction Fat Albert came from. He sighed, following after and leaving the three obnoxious girls alone.
"Great, so now I'm gonna have to fight in my brand new Halloween Costume...It's so nice, too. There is no God," said Duck to himself as he went along.
He heard Ace alerting the others on his communication device and telling security staff to make evacuation orders. The whole thing seemed a pity to Duck...And he thought everyone took a load off this time of year.
Looks like he was wrong. Again.
-- Edited by Bandkanon at 20:32, 2008-05-01
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Good start so far! Rev being Igor and Tech being the master made me smile of course, being the Tech/Revver I am. The whole thing seems to have somewhat of a playful mood to it so far, but the way it's set up that could easily turn around without being an awkward shift. Which is good!
I might suggest, though, that you put spaces in between paragraphs. Makes it easier to read and follow.
Yeah... Only problem is, for some reason when I do that (On luo AND da...) the spaces...over-space....or something. It's frustrating.
(WKLDHKJ NEVARMIND IT WORKED. :D +Hugs the Purse-On-A-Leash+ Another of my brilliant ideas saved me from stress...)
BUT I'M STILL FINDING ERRORS! WHAT THE... +Stabs self repeatedly+ I HATE typing. Everything just...comes out wrong when I transliterate. It's like...like... annoying. e_e -- Edited by Bandkanon at 20:23, 2008-05-01
-- Edited by Bandkanon at 20:25, 2008-05-01
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Duck: .... Just continue the darned story! +Throws Emily's sammich at!+ Me: D: !!! NOO! EMILY'S SAMMICH OF IMMORTALITY~!!! March: Since when did you start using her real name? Me: Since when did you start visiting me in forum posts? March: .....Trollop. Me: AM NOT! TT_TT +Rolls around in dirt. March: Oh, just WRITE already. e____e;
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Here it is, boys and girls that may not have already read it! Written to the tune of "Blooded" by Within Temptation, I give to you...
---THE COUNT--- Chapter II.
Ballroom A, big as it was already, had now become bigger with the help of a hole connecting it to the second floor. Pieces of tile broke off the edges and fell down into the large crater below. There, a writhing heap of dirty wool lay. Beneath it a woman cried and struggled helplessly as if she were trying not to fall asleep.
Ace only had a moment to observe when he entered, for the attacker took notice immediately. It didn’t even rise. It just bolted at him, giving him close to no time to react. He had to hop back a bit, nearly tripping over the mallard behind him, and drew the Guardian Strike Swords to parry the attack.
Seeing as those two were being occupied by each other, Danger Duck chose the safest role in this encounter: taking the unconscious woman to safety.
Turning back when he had her, Duck saw that Ace and the Vampire were seriously engaged in swordplay. Every move they made took nanoseconds, and so it was nothing he could butt in on. He would only get hurt.
Duck dodged a stray laser from Ace’s eyes, shouted indignant criticism at him, and Quacked out of the Convention Center when he saw that the other Loonatics had finally arrived to help.
The first to enter was Lexi, who instantly took note of the intensity of the fight. “Wow, I wonder what Ace said to make him so mad,” she said.
Just as they saw Ace and the Vampire disengage, Rev sped over to the Villain’s backside and boxed his ears. No sooner he had done so than Vampire belted him across the face, having been ready the entire time.
The turn of events shocked Rev so he was open for another hit, one which sent his body skipping along the floor like a pebble along water.
“Oy, dat looked plenty fun,” said Ace, who had still been engaged even as the Bat dealt with Rev. “What was dat, da Backhand o’ Doom?”
Ace saw the enemy’s sword glide along his, meeting at the hilt whence the bat slid forward and said, “Your accent bothers me. Mind if I cut your tongue out?”
“So much for polite introductions,” was Ace’s response, and he tried his laser eyes again. The Vampire manipulated their swords and deflected the laser. It hit Tech, who had been attempting to aim his disabling guns at him.
Lexi, who had been standing beside Tech, motioned for Ace to disengage. He did so and said to the Bat, “You’re pretty good! I can’t keep up wit’ ya!”
With that, Lexi took the chance to knock the Vampire off his feet with some Mind Blasts.
It didn’t work too well.
The vampire released his sword knowing it would fly back, and it just nearly pierced the unconscious roadrunner behind him. This resulted in Lexi panicking and calling off her attack.
Puzzled by the Vampire’s success so far, Ace let his frustration get the best of him. He came at the bat with the Guardian Strike Sword charging up, forcing all the energy he had into his next swing. He also said something like “Dodge this, Drac!”
So the energy from Ace’s sword did in fact effect the Bat. He screamed and writhed in the light of the blade before disintegrating into dust. Ace stood there, shaking, wondering if that was about right. It couldn’t possibly have been staged…the villain did make quite a fuss about it.
Zadavia, Lexi and Slam approached the heap of dust, Slam picking some up and cramming it into his mouth. “Ew,” Lexi solemnly said.
“And dat’s how da cookie crumbles.” Ace put away the Guardian Strike sword, making sure to add to the effect with a cheap old saying. He turned his head to Duck, who had just appeared beside him.
“Oh good, he’s dead already--” Duck hesitated. “I mean…dead already? Pffft, pathetic.” Ace could only sigh at the mallard and his sad attempts to conceal his obvious cowardice.
Not a moment later, Slam began convulsing and heaving up the dust he had swallowed. Lexi and Duck stepped away, Zadavia rubbed his back as if it would help him, and Ace watched intently as the regurgitated ash took on a humanoid shape. It looked kind of angry.
Ace, feeling an unfamiliar pulse in the atmosphere, alerted the ‘Tics to take cover…a second too late. The air about the reforming body prickled and then imploded, reversing again to send everyone off their feet. This excluded the one in the center, and Danger Duck, who had simply Quacked out of the building and back in again.
Now the only one on his feet, Duck finally took a stand on his own. The Vampire had reconstructed himself by then, and so turned to look at the short mallard, choosing him as the next target. “Don’t look at me like that! Here, have some Plasma Egg, that‘ll make you feel better,” Duck said, and threw one as he spoke.
The ‘Egg’ hit the bat directly in the face, and so he would stop short in his tracks. He gingerly wiped the stuff off, looked at Duck once more, and walked to him examining the goo in his hand. “What is this?” he asked.
“I…I already said. Plasma Egg,” Duck said, not knowing what to make of the bat’s sudden change in disposition.
“Is there actually egg in it?”
“A bit. I got a bit on my hands earlier…”
“Odd…” the bat squinted at Duck, making him feel rather nervous. He then turned away, speaking to himself. “So it really does exist...” He examined the mallard once more. “Doesn’t seem like much, though.”
“Hey, I don’t get you at all, but my plasma stuffs can be pretty darn effective sometimes!”
“Sometimes? What times?”
Frustrated, Duck began throwing repetitive pairs of orbs at the bat, who simply darted past them untouched, and met him at the end of the line. The mallard yelped when he felt the vampire grab his beak and yank out his fake fangs.
He looked at the fangs, and then at the mallard’s costume. After a moment of observation, he broke into laughter.
“What? What’s so funny, I-what-I don’t get it,” Duck said, tripping over his sentences.
“Little duckie,” the Vampire gently clasped his hand while still laughing. “You are adorable.”
The Loonatics and Zadavia all choked on their own saliva and stared at the crazed bloodsucker. That was about all they could do besides talk, as the shockwave from before had partially paralyzed them. “Are you right in the head?” asked Tech, who had been conscious since.
“Of course not,” the bat said, and sliced deep into Duck’s palm with his claws. Duck tore his hand away, clasping it with the other as he staggered back. “That hurt!” was all he could say about that.
“It normally does,” said the bat. He grinned sickly and finished in a greasy tone. “Don’t be such a little girl.”
Duck seethed.
With his hands drenched in blood, he activated his plasmatic powers again. He ignored the crazed smile on the bat’s face, and the aghast expressions of the others, and the visions of glyphs and runes and red tints and everything around him, and threw the orbs at his challenger inconsequentially.
The bat raised a shield of prickling air, which burst as it touched Duck’s ‘orbs’ with them. Duck couldn’t see what was happening at all, and thus thought of his visions and feelings as a blind rage.
Everyone’s senses exploded in a frenzy. The shadows lifted them, then threw them down and flattened them.
And then the power went out.
Once he could hear again, Ace noticed Tech was cursing like a trucker.
The Vampire’s eyes were the only light in the dark building. They gave off an unsettling white glow, and by the look in his eyes, the Loonatics could tell he was smiling.
“That was absolutely magnificent,” the bat said.
“What are your intentions?” Zadavia’s voice ordered, finally after an entire chapter of saying nothing. “Who are you?”
The bat looked directly through the darkness at Zadavia and said, “I’ve been gone for so long…so long, I’m sure nobody would remember my name even if I told them again and again…” his eyes turned without his head, resting their gaze on Duck.
He jumped, his thoughts returning to him suddenly. For a moment Duck felt all alone, as if Lexi, Slam, Ace and all the rest didn’t even exist. Just him and the thing that craves blood.
“Orlauf,” said the Vampire.
“Your name?” Duck heard Lexi say. He felt relieved to know that the others were still there, even in the pitch black.
“Yes. My name. Count Orlauf,” the Vampire said again.
“And your purpose?” Zadavia pressed further.
Orlauf laughed, and then his eyes closed, and then he wasn’t there anymore.
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This was a very atmospheric and somewhat creepy chapter. I definitely know where this is going, but only because I was there when you got the idea for this fic in the first place! Otherwise, you set up the story very, very well (assuming this is the inciting incident). Nice!
Thank you! TT_TT You're the one who understands the most~ +Clings to DW and never lets go+
But yeah. Creepy is my basic style for practically everything. ._. The entire series of fics I have in store for you guys has a certain level of Creepy that I can't seem to shake off.
-- Edited by Bandkanon at 22:15, 2008-05-06
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The rest of the night the Loonatics were shaken up, confused and disturbed by the events that took place with their most recent encounter. It was obvious that he knew of them, but it didn’t sound like he had just heard news reports. He acted as if they were an ancient relic, or something else…
What really worried them, or at least Zadavia, was Duck. Why had the Count targeted him, and what was it they did back there? What were those symbols?
As Lexi was left to bandage Duck’s sliced hand, she questioned him on what he remembered, but he said, “I got a cut and then the power went out,” and so they left it at that. With all the power out, they couldn’t examine him at all and so that made everything difficult.
So everyone slept in the dark that night. The problem was that Duck hated the dark. He seriously couldn’t stand it. That’s why he spent the rest of his night without sleep. Tech as well could not sleep; he worried for his mechanic devices, all of which had absolutely no power in them at all. Even the backup power was diminished.
When morning came, all electricity had conveniently restored itself. This meant light, easy-to-make breakfast, and a safe computer system. That being the case, Duck decided to sleep in and Tech planned to check on his inventions to make sure they hadn’t been damaged from the blackout.
Tech, however, was barely even responsive to the other four. He slowly worked on his fresh-brewed coffee and bagels, gave dead looks to his comrades, and made gravelly grunting sounds whenever they spoke.
The coyote rubbed his face wearily, nearly dipping his nose in the coffee mug. “Um, maybe Duck has the right idea,” Lexi said as she watched the Coyote droop. “You should just take the morning off.”
“And sleep? No way! I’ve got my sleeping hours perfectly regulated,” he slurred.
Ace stepped in to agree with Lexi. “Really, Tech. We aren’t gonna be working ‘til nightfall. You just get some shut-eye until den.”
“But…I still have to check all my computers to see if their files aren’t corrupted…test every weapon and occupational invention…and cjsdhc jkashkl sdjk kdshk…” Tech grumbled.
“Hsdaj jkhksm, dsjhsk,” Slam responded agreeably. The unintelligible conversation continued from there;
“Jcsl kj skaj, jalsa lksk lieiw ncbz.”
“Bac woicsplwq a jhk.”
“Pb csl s, asdlcu wo wppnc alawq.”
“Uhh, okay Tech. That’s definitely your cue to go sleepy-by.” Rev stood Tech up and walked him to the sitting room where the couch lay waiting. “And then you can dream about all kinds of stuff like advanced computer systems, technological warfare, difficult algebra problems, geometric shapes, furry little critters built from geometric shapes, clouds that look like furry little critters, and Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream.”
“Mmmm, ice cream…” Tech said, and let the couch cradle him.
With that matter out of the way, Ace set to thinking about last night’s events. After a moment he said, “We need to look up on dis Orlauf chum.”
Slam grunted disdainfully. “Yeah, I know Slam. Worst time eva for dis kind ‘o ting, but what can ya do?” Ace said, and got up from the coffee table. Lexi, Slam and Rev followed him off to the Observation Branch, where they planned to find out as much as they could about the Count.
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Duck took his time to wake up, as sleeping was to him the most pleasant thing to experience. He stared blankly at the ceiling, enjoying the feel of his satin blankets, wiggling his toes and stretching every limb. Then he closed his eyes to daydream about the ideal life with characters from his favorite cartoon.
He nearly fell back to sleep when suddenly Ace came hammering on his door. “Wake up, Duck! It’s getting’ dark now!”
Perplexed, Duck looked at the time. Six O‘clock in the afternoon…it wouldn’t hurt to stay in bed a little longer. “I’m up,” he said, and lay there.
Five minutes later, Lexi rapped on his door. “C’mon, it’s past Six! Get up!”
“I’m getting dressed,” Duck said, and slowly sat up, repositioning the blankets so they would hug his shoulders.
Five minutes, and this time Tech knocked. “C’mon, we don’t have forever!”
“I’m…trying to find my boots,” Duck yawned, and slowly moved to the dresser.
Only half a minute later as Duck was slowly pulling on his shirt and pants, Rev knocked. It sounded to him like a woodpecker trying to poke a hole through a sheet of metal. “Are you actually getting dressed or are you just wasting time in there? You’d better be getting dressed or we’ll just make you walk around in your Pajamas!”
“Sheesh, you’re annoying! I’m almost done, just have to get my gloves on,” Duck said, and began to pull his pants up, searching all the while on the floor for socks.
Just then Slam knocked the door down, howled noisily, and hauled Duck over his shoulder. Kicking and screaming with his pants only half-on, Duck was carried out into the hallway and down to the main entrance. All the while he was yelling, “Would you knock first?! I’m not even fully dressed yet! Hey, listen to me you despicable Orc! At least grab my boots for me, for crying out loud!”
As they approached the group in the main hall, Rev caught sight of Duck’s condition and snorted. This attracted everyone’s attention, at which point Ace rubbed his face and sighed. “Slam…go get the rest of Duck’s clothes.”
“Yeah, we…don’t really need to see his boxers,” added Lexi. So, Slam set the mallard down and went back to the rooms.
As they waited for Duck’s clothes, Ace set to briefing him and Tech on the objective of the night. “Apparently this Orlauf guy is over a t’ousand years old,” he began. “We couldn’t get much info on him, ‘cause most ‘o the records from back then were destroyed along wit’ de original Acmere. So we don‘t got much on who he is--”
“Forget all that,” Duck said as he picked at the bandages on his hand. The others couldn’t help staring at it and recalling the…odd occurrence from the night before until Duck spoke again. “Where is he?”
“The one thing we did get out of last night’s fight was this,” said Tech as he brought out a tracing device and started to fiddle with its settings. “Ace managed to stick a High-Definition Quasi-Coordinator tab on Count Orlauf for me.” The roadrunner beside him snorted, instantly drawing an angry look from Tech.
“You could just save them the mind-strain and call it a ‘Tracer’ like everyone else does,” said Rev.
“It’s not as simple as that, Rev. This device was strictly designed to decipher the exact coordinates of the target’s location in five adjustable variations.”
“Okay, so it’s a snazzy Tracer with pretty modifications. Really, just because your inventions have a lot of benefits to its users doesn’t mean you have to state every benefit in the product’s name--”
“I’m not…I’m not stating any of the benefits, I’m simply appointing the appropriate title to the--”
“--I mean the Trolbot 9000 reaps of all kinds of benefits and that’s just called, you know, the Trolbot 9000. You could call your High-Definition Quasi-Coordinator something like Stalker Beta or Stalker Pro or Stalker Pro Beta --”
“No. No, I am not incorporating the word ‘Stalker’ into my invention’s name…”
Zadavia sighed as she approached the group just as Tech and Rev began talking over each other. She decided against stopping them, and waited until Slam returned with Duck’s boots and gloves before she spoke. “Loonatics,” she began, and everyone stopped to listen to her. “The Count Orlauf has been reported at the Museum of Art History. He’s been…collecting all the citizens on that local block.”
“What would he want with so many people?” Lexi said.
Duck rolled his eyes. “Lots of blood. Duh.”
“It doesn’t seem like that…Whatever the case may be, hurry to the Museum and do whatever it takes to stop him.”
“Leave it to us, Zadavia,” said Ace as the rest filed out. Instead of going along, he watched Duck exit and then frowned at their mentor. She frowned back knowingly.
“Does he even remember?”
“It appears not. Just…”
“Don’t worry. I’ll keep an eye. I still think it was just a one-time thing, tho.”
The rabbit turned, waved, and exited just as Zadavia said to him, “Be careful, Ace.”
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“Be careful, Orlauf.“
“Shut up!” The Count shouted into the reeking darkness. He knew that there was nobody there to yell at. He knew that was only his memory acting up again. He knew that his plan was absolutely faultless, despite the disappointments he may have to face. There was nothing to be careful of, as the entire plan was being executed with caution.
Besides, he thought to himself. What is there to be careful for? Life? Must he continue living, suffering? He threw a body into the pile before him, watching it tumble down the side like a rag doll. How he longed to join their departed souls. After all, by now he had nothing to live for.
“Master Orlauf,” the thing that had been sitting on his shoulder finally addressed him almost casually. “You are what the people of today call… oh, what was it… emosexual?”
“It’s just ‘Emo’, Stridsvagn…and no. Emos are basically the type of person who is nihilistic without reason. For instance, if you say your life has been horror since the day you were born and you want to die, and yet you have a loving family and everything you would have ever wished for.”
“Wow, right down to the point, Master.” Stridsvagn complimented, grinning like an angry clown. “Though I’m keeping ‘sexual’ as a part of it. You know why.”
The Count refused to reply. He turned to head back out to the entrance, all the while clenching his fists so that he pricked his palms with those claws.
Stridsvagn stared at him almost sympathetically, and yet not. “He’ll never show, you know.”
“He will,” said the Count. “I know he will. He did the first time.”
“Are we even talking about the same person?”
“Probably not.”
“Didn’t think so. Now I‘m confused.”
They ceased talking from there, until the Count stopped up. He began shaking and wheezing and dropped to the ground. “Opp, here it comes again,” said Stridsvagn and he hopped off the Vampire Bat’s shoulder.
Stridsvagn hugged his knees and watched as his Master coughed and spat blood onto the floor. Orlauf pounded at the floor to express his frustration, hocked up more blood, and finally collapsed completely when there was no more blood to lose.
The little servant stared at Orlauf and said, “I’ll go get your refreshments. Want me to add it to the pile when I’m done?”
“Please do,” Count Orlauf said with some trouble. He shook all over and cuddled up against his cape like a sick puppy. As the little Imp turned to leave, Orlauf took the effort to say, “Don’t let your guard down.”
“…Don’t act like you care. It’s creepy.”
“I don’t. You’re just very useful.”
Stridsvagn laughed. “Good to hear, Master. You just stay put and I’ll get your work done for you.”
The Count watched as his only loyal servant left him behind, and seriously wished he didn’t care. It was very creepy.
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The mystery behind all of this is intriguing. And I love the way you lace comedy into all of this. The part where Tech starts talking to Slam and the part where Duck is thrown out of his room pantsless are seriously the two funniest moments I've ever read in LU Fan Fiction. Also, you're really good at capturing the general essence of the show; far better than I.
in the end nothing maters so why be coshes in life? live like you whant to live but do not dwingle in sorow. You deside your mental status so why desid to be sad? desid to be happy. Even if you live a thousedn years life is still short. Even if you live a milon years life is still not worth it with out love.