Oh. I've ridden several rollercoasters of DEATH before and my reaction to most was 'is that all?' complete with sadface. Seriously, my biggest peeve with them is that they're not worth standing in line for 90+ minutes.
I wonder if Rev would eventually give me a ride, he obviosuly pwns all rollercoasters in existence....
-- Edited by Ayelet_Ripley at 21:16, 2008-05-11
Yeah, many many of them are too lame to wait THAT long for. Although usually I don't have to wait nearly that long. I can maybe think of two or three coasters I'd wait 90 minutes for.
Also a ride on Rev would be AMAZING. (That sounds dirty).
Lucky me I wasn't drinking anything while I read your post 'cause I would've made a mess here. You made me laugh out loud so hard, I think my sister woke up.
So from now Rev will look down at every single joke I make that contain the words 'rev', 'riding' and 'superspeed'. Or any other post of mine for that matter.
EDIT: Changed it. This one...is perfectly in theme with the discussion we ended up with, in this thread.
Also whenever I accidentally wake someone up and they happen to come to me to complain about it, what I like to do is start yelling at them angrily before they can even say anything. It disarms them with confusion and they will likely go back to bed!
Good for me that Slam, dreams involving Slam and porn pictures of Slam in general don't disturb me one bit. ;P
In response to you thinking that RR was female, HOW COULD YOU. You should know that male characters can only have male descendants and females can only have female descendants! It's like that mixed species union, daughters will look like their mommies and sons will look like their daddies. It's not possible otherwise, because THIS BE CARTOON GENETICS!
Anyway, I looked for that fanfic but couldn't find it. I posted it on LUO a while back but can't, for the life of me, remember in which thread. T'was about Wile discovering that RR was in fact a girl. It was funny 'cause he had actually caught him (well, her?) but was so shocked to realize that she wasn't male that she managed to escape (after blowing him a kiss on the muzzle). It was random but well written and funny.
I know. :`( I was quite foolish. The laws of cartoon genetics are very clear; no descendant can be the opposite gender of its ancestor. The descendant in question can become a human from a line of skunks or roosters, but, you know, species is negligible!
Also that is farkin' awesome sounding. That would have actually been a very clever way to foil the coyote in the actual show - Wile E. finally catching the roadrunner but being disconcerted by the fact that the roadrunner was actually a GIRL ZOMG! Sadly they had established the roadrunner's maleness a few times within the show, RUINING the potential joke thar. Oh well. Such is the beauty of far-fetched fan fiction!