This is goin to be a series of oneshots.

                                                

Summary: New ketchup bottles can be very hard to open. Very hard.

"Roll call! Pickles, Onions,Peanut butter, Swiss and last but not least Ketchup!" Skyer the Siberian husky checked in every condement in his sandwhich, making sure everything was perfect. He took the first bite, savoring the taste. Thats when he noticed something was missing...what was it?

He looked around the counter top and saw a brand-new bottle of ketchup un-opened. It took him a few more moments to process the situation before;
"Oh no! I forgot the ketchup!" He momentarily panicked. After-all, what was a Peanut-butter-pickle-and-onion sandwhich with-out ketchup!? He franticly reached for the bottle and began to pull.

It wouldn't open! He tried again, and it still wouldn't open. Skyer banged the side of bottle on the edge of the counter. No juice! or in this case ketchup. He had to get it open. He placed the ketchup bottle on the tiled floor of the kitchen and backed up to the the wall. Skyer took a running start at his top speed and-

FWACK!

The next thing he knew was he was laying on the floor. Ketchup bottles in tutus were dancing around his head. "Pretty ketchup...ugh" he mumbled.His snout was hurting.like crazy. It felt like the time he got a clothes-pin stuck up it.

He scrambled to his feet and glanced over at the ketchup bottle. It was still on the floor unharmed and unopened. The husky decided it was time to take drastic measures. He picked op the bottle and placed it back on the counter and took out his secret weapon. A very large hammer. Skyer raised the hammer over his head and was just about to bring it down on the poor defenceles ketchup bottle when...

"Whoa! What are you doing!? Rosie snatched the ketchup and gave him a questioning look.

"I was trying to open the bottle off ketchup."

Rosie twisted the cap of and handed it to skyer and walked away making a tsk tsk sound. Skyer felt dumber than a brick wall.

So the moral of the story is: When opening a ketchup bottle, twist it open. XD

Yay! I hoped you guys enjoyed that! I know I did!

Skyer: You made me look stupid!

Inu: Cause you are!

Skyer: Thanks!

Inu: "shakes head" I rest my case.