LOL! Rev in game freak mode! Love it! XD

This is really good Xtream! Keep it up! 8D

We promise! It's fine! If it turns out bad I know you guys will tell me and I could always improve myself for the next chapter. Like when you told me I was starting to lack description in the Phantom Tollbooth. Didn't it turn out a lot better the next chapter? ^^

IT'S NOT BAD.
IT'S INTRESTING, AND GOOD.
KEEP IT UP.
KEEP IT!
KEEP IT!!

KEEP!!!!!!!!!!!

IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11!!one1!!ONE

.........................yeah so, Lexi's line after Rev in game mode....that was really funny to me XD
and of course Duck's line was GOLD! X3

Yeahhhhh there was thaaat.

Better! ^^

Wow Xtreme,

You've really got the characters in their roles!  I can imagine all of this as if it were an actual LU episode!

Good job, I can't wait for more!

Purplegirly, I do so try to make the characters as IN character as possible. Thank you for complimenting that. :3

Franz, I'm ever so glad you can read my |_337 5|*34|<. \/3|2y |=3\/\/ (4|\|... \8D/


Yes indeed, I most certainly DID base the title off of Heroes of Might n Magic. That game was the effing SHIZ! c(X

I was always the team with the troglodytes. 8D

Rev's intro line would not have come to existence without my brother Ben. I'm not much into the whole gaming thing, whereas my brothers were into (wait for it) Magic Cards, WoW, Ultima Online, Dungeons and Dragons, Warhammer, Fable, Fallout and Age of Conan.

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Clark: Emily, your brothers are the Kings of Nerds...

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I said to him, "Gimme a gamer line that sounds really geeky..." And he spat that out instantly. XD

I've never played ANY of them... 'Cept Magic... My brothers TRIED to teach it to me... But it just went WAY over my head. XD

Since I've had such good reviews in such a short amount of time... HERE'S THE NEXT CHAPTER! 8D

Chapter 1

If it weren’t for the subtitles at the bottom of the screen, the Loonatics wouldn’t have been able to understand a word of the commercial. The voice that was explaining the product was speaking in a language that sounded quite similar to Slam’s indigestion after an excessively large meal. Images of an oval glass pod that was supported by thick metal frames flashed before the Loonatics as they read the translation.

“The Leufonite’s Betta Cottey Virtual-Reality Gaming Pod 3, better known as the B.C.V.G.P.3, is designed to manipulate your surrounding environment into a safe and realistic interpretation of medieval times. A hyper role-playing game, this pod allows you to take on any form of ancient character, whether it be a rogue, blacksmith, knight or even a simple townsfolk. Just choose your role, and the B.C.V.G.P.3 will make it real! Safely! :D” A line of writing quickly flashed on the screen for no more than half a millisecond, obviously a copyrighted disclaimer of some sort.

The room was then illuminated, outlining the long, violet coloured table and sickly mauve carpets and walls. It was a rounded room, large and lavish with numerous computer screens placed in various locations.

Duck scratched his head in confusion, a clearly dumbfounded expression printed on his face. “All I caught from that was B.C... T... Ski... Knee... 3.” He stammered in an unsure manner. Lexi sighed, leaned forward in her puce-coloured seat and buried her face in her hands.

“Weren’t you reading the subtitles??” Tech turned to his colleague and asked.

“Of course he wasn’t,” Lexi muttered, her voice muffled by her hands. “He can’t read.”

“'Scuse me…!!” Duck began, pointing his finger upwards in defiance. A cough cut his raving sort.

The entire team turned to face the end of the table, where a tall, lanky creature sat with his fingertips pressed together. Next to him stood a being of similar appearances, handling a small computer whilst adjusting his ridiculously large spectacles with one of his four arms. Their heads were elongated, matching their stretched bodies. Spindly thorns protruded from their cheeks and jawline in a somewhat peculiar fashion. They looked horrific and it was all Duck could do to keep from pulling a disgusted face every time he caught sight of them.

The seated alien addressed Ace: “The Leufonites have enjoyed such lively technology for centuries. Our planet has always been too focused on computer and weaponry advancement to waste our time developing such inferior technological devices.” It was hard to read his expression, as his mouth was located beneath his chin. “Naturally, when the Leufonites offered to accommodate our entire planet with B.C.V.G.P.3s as a sign of goodwill, our people were all too pleased to accept. And as the Secretary of Technological Studies and Advancement, I was inclined to agree. For research purposes, of course.”

Ace nodded slowly. “I see. So dese toys are gifts from da opposing team in order ta stop da conflict between you’s two.”

“Exactly.” The alien confirmed.

“One thing I don’t get, Mr. Rolfvos,” Tech spoke up, leaning back in his chair and folding his arms in contemplation. “The pods were offered to form some sort of treaty, yes. But why are the Leufonites coming here to this planet?”

Rev and Slam turned simultaneously to peer out the window behind them, catching a glimpse of the approaching fleets. They were huge and bulky and altogether quite square-looking machines.

“Well, we invited them over in order to provide our appreciation and thanks personally.” The creature referred to as Rolfvos answered simply.

“Why wasn’t Blanc told about this treaty?” Lexi asked, receiving an approving nod from Ace. Rolfvos’ face turned visibly bitter, the first distinguishable expression they’d seen that entire meeting.

“Blanc might very well be the Centre of the Universe but we most certainly do not believe that it needs to trouble itself with our private affairs.” His mood then lightened substantially. “Would you like to try them?”

“Eh, try what doc?”

“The B.C.V.G.P.3s! We should have just enough for the six of you to use. Please, think of it as our sincere apology for compelling you to come clear across the galaxy for no reason whatsoever.”

“I dunno. If we’re not needed here den we really should be getting back to H.Q. In case some catastrophe comes up or somet’in’.” Ace stood, followed by his team. The Secretary of Technological Studies and Advancement also got to his feet, although somewhat abruptly.

“Please! I insist! If the Governor of Technology finds out that you were brought due to my lack of judgment, I could lose my position!” He sounded desperate and sincere. “I need you to leave here knowing that you’ve experienced some form of recompense for your trouble!”

Ace looked around his team. They all stared back at him blankly.

“Well… Er… I s’pose we could spare a few minutes if it means ya get ta keep ya job-” In an instant, the alien was upon him, shaking his hand rigorously.

“Thank you sir! Oh, thank you!”

“No prob’ doc. I… I’d like my hand back now, t’anks.” Rolfvos then proceeded to lead the Loonatics out of the conference room in an exhilarated manner. His assistant, however, stayed behind.

After accessing a top secret communication line, the creature came into contact with a figure more hideously disfigured than himself. His fleshy and seemingly unstructured face filled the thinner being’s screen in an atrocious way.

“Our guests will be taken care of accordingly.” The leaner of the two announced confidently. The alien on the other end of the line replied with a series of gurgles and growls.

“Do not fear. Our plan has come together rather neatly. The Loonatics will not interfere.”

Yes. Yes you did. XD

I kept trying to post it in the advanced editor, but it made the size of the font and the spacing go all troppo. D:

So I made it into a quick reply instead. XD

BWA HA! you'll just haffta read to seeeee. :3

I'm actually quite glad it's not predictable. I hate stories that you can finish for yourself. D:

Oooohhhhhhhhhhh, Exciting!

I bet it's just a distraction so that the 'Tics won't interfere with any battles between the rivals!

Iwonder, do these starnage, and possibly evil aliens have evil moustaches, no-one should trust someone with an evil moustache, whether it's made of chocolate, milk or hair-they're evil! evil I say

So yeah...Now that my crazy rant is over...I can't wait for more extreme!

...and I salute your nerdiness!

XtreamCrazy wrote:

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*insert mysterious evil laugh here*

[Merry Christmas, btw guise]

*watches Danni's suffering with GLEE* XD

Ah! But as you'll soon see, it's not quite as simple as that! :3

Dude. My DAD used to have an evil-looking 'stache. D:

I'm not a nerd!!!!! DX

c(X

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OMG, I'm embarrassed now, I'm soooooooooo sorry!

Purplygirly, there is obsolutely no need to be embarrassed. :3

And Sye, I didn't think it was THAT funny. XD

This makes me wanna write more and more and more! 83

If/when I finish this one, the next will prolly take place back on Acmetropolis. *ponders*

GOOD ONE, GUISE! Now i feel like doing a SAGA! D:

8D.........................saaaagaaaaaaaa *eyes glaze over with joy*


I find many un-funny things funny.....>,>..........XD

NU! Emily! Sye didn't mean it like that! She meant unfunny things such as... *thinks*..... for example, my story! XDDDD

XtreamCrazy wrote:

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I was being teh silleh. D:

XD

I still have, like, two chapters done, but until I write the 5th chapter, you're NOT seeing them. Coz that's just how I roll. XD

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Dang you Xtream, Dang you! *Waves random walking stick*

You have a natural talent for this Em! Is this your first fanfic?

I'M BACK GUISE!!! Internet trouble. But I'm here now! :3

*grins stupidly at Purplegirly's random walking stick*

"HA! haaaaaaaa *wipes away tear* Classic XD" - That's what she said. ;D

*squeals* I'm glad you took the time to read it, Serenity! I've written little ficlets before, but nothing as substantial as this. I'm pleased you think I have talent. ^__^

I'M SORRY, DANNI! I'M SORRY! D8

ANYWAY! Seeing as everyone ELSE is posting new chapters, I might as well do the same.

I apologise for the shortness of this and the next chapter but after that, they will become progressively longer. :3

Also, when you see words like 'recognise', 'colour', 'armour', 'dreamt' and whatnot and think, "Wow, her spelling sucks..." IT DOESN'T! That's just how we spell things down here. So there. c(X

Also, there will be a lack of major action until about the 5th chapter... I need to set the scene and determine the mood before I start hurting ppl. ^__^

Chapter 2

The room was larger than an entire city. Its ceiling reached such dizzying heights that it was hard to determine just where it was. Voices echoed loudly, bouncing off the metallic walls multiple times before settling comfortably in some unknown corner. The walls themselves had thick steel frames attached to them, housing the clear glass pods from the commercial the Loonatics had only just seen. It was impressive, if you went for that sort of thing.

“Impressive.” Tech stated, his voice bouncing back to him at least 12 times.

“Yeah, if you go for this sort of thing.” Duck countered casually.

The team plus the Secretary of Technological Study and Advancement walked down a steel catwalk-like platform, running the entire length of the room. Around them were situated numerous pods, inside each an odd assortment of lanky, bug-like beings.

“We decided to keep all the pods in one area. For easier observation, as you can imagine.” Rolfvos spoke coolly, adjusting his purple-brown cravat and dusting off his specially tailored grey suit with his four hands.

“Eh, makes sense doc. But can we get dis over wit’? We really should be gettin’ back to Blanc asap.” Ace looked around him. He noticed that the only light in the room came from the eerie pink glow of the pods. His skin crawled beneath his suit.

Tech leaned in close to Ace and whispered: “Chief, judging by the coordinates of our current location, this is the heart of that strange electrical current I sensed back on the ship-”

“Here we are. Six spare pods. Just the right amount for you and your team.” Ace couldn’t be sure, but he thought he could see the alien smile beneath his chin.

It was then that the second creature from the conference room arrived, ready to assist his superior in hooking up the team to their respective pods. The task was fiddly but with the extra arms, it was accomplished in a matter of minutes. The Loonatics settled themselves in a laying position, a series of wires and cables attached to various points on their bodies.

“Ya know, I think out of my entire life I have never felt as uncomfortable as I do right now.” Duck muttered to Lexi, who was located in the pod next to him.

“Chill, Duck. Everything looks safe.”

“Like it said in that commercial how it recreates a medieval environment that’s safe to use man I can’t WAIT to get started I mean it’s hard enough just to sit still with all these wires fixed but that mixed with my excitement well it just makes me wanna jump up and-”

“Hold still! You’re loosening the connections!” The second alien hissed before turning to Rolfvos and nodding. The Secretary returned the gesture and raised a small, hand-held device.

“Now, there will be a small electrical shock that will pass through your nervous system. Do not worry; the shock allows the body to be placed into a state of unconsciousness necessary for the B.C.V.G.P.3s to create the alternate dimension.”

“I don’t know if I like the sound of this, Ace.” Tech whispered solemnly.

“Me needah. Hey, doc, be sure to wake us up after a few minutes!” The bunny called out to Rolfvos as the top of the pod slowly lowered and fixed itself shut, closing him and his team inside their separate encasements.

“As you wish.” Again, Ace could have sworn that the alien grinned at him. But a sudden volt passing through his flesh knocked him out before he could assess the situation further.

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After a moment of darkness, the bunny lifted his hand to his head and moaned.

“Small shock my lucky foot. Dat hoit.” He mumbled before forcing his eyes open. After a few seconds of rubbing his aching brow, he came to a significant realization. He sat up quickly, feeling his head with both his hands. “What da’…”

Slowly, he lifted the helmet off of his head and turned it over in his hands. It was a bright, golden-yellow colour, lined with a series of protruding bolts. Upon further inspection of himself, he noted that he was wearing golden shoulder plates, wrist guards and a heavy armor that covered his torso. His legs and boots were clad in pale brown leather and next to him lay his beloved Guardian Strike Sword.

“Oh bruddah. It even comes wit’ da corny outfits.” He chuckled to himself, shakily getting to his feet. He looked around, taking in the scene before him.

Above him in the crisp, mauve sky, several purple clouds drifted lazily toward the horizon. To his left was an enormous pine forest. Behind the forest were an assortment of hills and mountains. Ahead of him he caught sight of a series of lofty towers in the distance. There was a town about an hour's walk away.

“De udders must be dere… Why did dey just leave me behind? Unless... Unless da system automatically separated us... Huh. How long have I even been out, anyway?” After looking down at himself again and viewing his surroundings one final time, he firmly shoved his helmet back into his head and retrieved his sword from the ground.

“Alrighty den. Foist ting’s foist. I’ll find da udders, den we’ll get outta dis screwy place.” Sheathing his sword in one fluid movement he started towards the town. However, after two steps in the tall, silvery grass, yelling from behind him reached his ears.

He whipped around, slightly startled, and stared into the forest. He could see vague movement between the branches but it was too dark to catch a decent glimpse of what was going on. As the shouting grew closer, he felt his body tense in preparation for battle. He unsheathed his sword and held it before him, mentally readying himself for whatever would escape the shadows of the trees. The movement became clearer. Somebody was running towards him. Ace adjusted his grip on the hilt of his sword. The yelling drew closer and closer, and soon more figures could be seen chasing the first. Ace waited. Beads of sweat began to collect on his forehead. He tried in vein to focus his eyes enough in order to determine a face on the approaching person. The sound of breaking branches and rustling leaves reached him over the shouting. The figure drew nearer and nearer still. A few more seconds and he would break out into the light. Ace tensed himself further. This was it.

A bright flash of light filled the area.

The figure was gone.

The men were still racing after it.

Ace straightened himself up in confusion.

However, not a moment later and a familiar energy prickled the air. Another bright flash and a little black mallard stumbled into him, knocking him off his feet.

“STOP HIM! STOP THE THEIF!”

“Duck?! What da'- What's goin' on? What've you done?!”

His teammate regarded him for a small moment before spitting out: “I don’t have time for your foolish jesting, you vile creature!” And with that, he quacked out of sight again.

Ace got to his feet, feeling slightly jostled and a bit perturbed.

“What da heck was dat???”

-- Edited by XtreamCrazy at 02:03, 2009-01-01

I love how people are caught off guard by the fact that I've actually written something. XD

You will definitely see MUCH more of this. I plan on seeing it right through to the end. :3

Thank you for the lovely compliments. Having been one of the most prominent writers of this fandom, I'm truly honoured by your words of approval. ^__^

8DDDDDD

I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT I KNEW IT WAS A TRAP!!!

CassidY: *knocks me out with pillow* ^.^

XtreamCrazy wrote:

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I love how people are caught off guard by the fact that I've actually written something. XD

You will definitely see MUCH more of this. I plan on seeing it right through to the end. :3

Thank you for the lovely compliments. Having been one of the most prominent writers of this fandom, I'm truly honoured by your words of approval. ^__^

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Prominent?

*Looks in the dictionary.*

Why thank you  .

*Feels important.*

Duuuuuuck.... D8

Danni called it! XD

Not THAT obviouse. ^^

I thought it was........*is ignored*....-____-
*sigh*

....XD Haha! Duck didn't recognize Ace did he?
2 seconds in the game thing and he's already a thief
Oh little Duck, when will you catch a break XD


This is GREAT! I wonder where everyone is........

Tech and Rev were put into a harem, obviously.

... a harem run by Slam. \8D/

... My God, I'm in a strangely erotic mood right now. XD