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Found this through dA. 8D

The Mechanical Contrivium

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Danger Duck!

  1. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Danger Duck! *noms apple* 83
  2. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Danger Duck are all berries! (ORLY?)
  3. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Danger Duck! *imagines ten percent of men grinding up against Duck* XD
  4. Danger Duck was the first Tsar of Russia!
  5. Danger Duckicide is the killing of Danger Duck! (LOL)
  6. Birds do not sleep in Danger Duck, though they may rest in him from time to time. (Oh, dear God... XD)
  7. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Danger Duck would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used him to decorate their battle shields. (Duck would've loved this little piece of info.)
  8. A Danger Duckometer is used to measure Danger Duck! (Now available in all good retail outlets near YOU)
  9. There are 336 dimples on Danger Duck. (I wish to discover each and every one of them. 8D)
  10. Danger Duck was declared extinct in 1902. *sadface*

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ace Bunny!

  1. Ace Bunny can last longer without water than a camel can! (PFFFFFTHAHAHAHA! XD)
  2. Banging your head against Ace Bunny uses 150 calories an hour! (WTF? XD)
  3. Ace Bunny can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast! (That should have been Rev's trivia. ;D)
  4. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Ace Bunny. (OH GOD!!! XD)
  5. When Ace Bunny is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes! (I really have no intention of swallowing Ace Bunny. D8)
  6. You should always open Ace Bunny at least an hour before drinking him. (EW.EW.EW.EW.EW.EW.EW.EW.EW.EW.EW.EW. XD)
  7. Ace Bunny has four noses. (ORLY??)
  8. Ace Bunny has a bifurcated penis. (Duck: *points at Ace and screams* D8)
  9. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Ace Bunny would be as small as a pea.
  10. Ace Bunny has a memory span of three seconds. (Like a GOLDFISH!)

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Slam Tasmanian!

  1. Slam Tasmanian was the first Tsar of Russia. (But I thought Duck was the first Tsar of Russia! D: LIES!!!)
  2. A Slam Tasmanianometer is used to measure Slam Tasmanian.
  3. Cats use their Slam Tasmanian to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through. (Oh dear... XD)
  4. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Slam Tasmanian! (... Ew?)
  5. Slam Tasmanian cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach. (The cartoon LIED TO US! DX)
  6. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Slam Tasmanian, though it may feel uncomfortable. (.... Oh dear Lord almighty... THE WRONGNESS!!! XD)
  7. A lump of Slam Tasmanian the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court. (... WHAT???????)
  8. Reindeer like to eat Slam Tasmanian. (I think Slam likes to eat them more. 8D)
  9. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Slam Tasmanian! (Oh Slam. XD)
  10. Slam Tasmanian will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory. (Hot.)

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Rev Runner!

  1. The first domain name ever registered was Rev Runner.com. ( \8D/ )
  2. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Rev Runner! (... Ok...)
  3. Rev Runner can not regurgitate. (That's nice. XD)
  4. Rev Runnerolatry is the mindless worship of Rev Runner. (Now the Revvies know what they suffer from. XD)
  5. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Rev Runner. (Rival industry of Slam Tasmanian, YES??)
  6. When provoked, Rev Runner will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker. (Um. Yeah. WHAT???????)
  7. Rev Runner can't sweat. (D8) (Rev: *throws out deoderant* I'M FREEEEEE! 8D)
  8. Without Rev Runner, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand! (Apple trees that grow apples covered in a thin layer of Danger Duck? ;D)
  9. It is impossible to fold Rev Runner more than seven times. (... Can you even fold him twice??)
  10. Rev Runner can be very poisonous if injected intravenously! (Revvies will beg to differ. >8D)

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tech E. Coyote!

  1. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Tech E. Coyote is 10:1.
  2. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Tech E. Coyote. (Tech: *noms grains of salt* I'm a UNIVERSE! 8D)
  3. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Tech E. Coyote had to pay a special Tech E. Coyote tax. (Imagines Russian men walking around with dead Techs wrapped around their necks* I'm totally ok with this.)
  4. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Tech E. Coyote is the victim. (I'm totally ok with this also. XD)
  5. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Tech E. Coyote'. (Marie Antionette was a TECHIE!!! D8)
  6. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Tech E. Coyote. (But funnily enough, not Ace. XD)
  7. You can tell if Tech E. Coyote has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled! (Let us test this theory! *throws Tech into a pot of boiling water*)
  8. Tech E. Coyote can be seen from space. (He's that fat.)
  9. Tech E. Coyote can last longer without water than a camel can. (Because Tech secretly wants to be Ace...)
  10. Tech E. Coyote was named after Tech E. Coyote the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'! (Oh. Well, now we know. :3)

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lexi Bunny!

  1. Native Americans never actually ate Lexi Bunny; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness. (She would've tasted terrible.)
  2. The difference between Lexi Bunny and a village is that Lexi Bunny does not have a church. (Pffffftheh-heh-heh-heh. XD)
  3. Lexi Bunny will often glow under UV light. (O_o) (Ace: *sexin Lexi in Tech's lab* *accidentally flicks a light switch* WOAH! You SPARKLE! 8D)
  4. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Lexi Bunny!
  5. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Lexi Bunny. (As it effing SHOULD!)
  6. Lexi Bunny has only one weakness - the colour yellow. (OMG!! WTF??? D8)
  7. Lexi Bunny was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes. (...?)
  8. About one tenth of Lexi Bunny is permanently covered in ice. (Tech: *shoos Icy away from Lexi*) 
  9. California is the biggest exporter of Lexi Bunny in the world! (California apparently sucks)
  10. There are 336 dimples on Lexi Bunny! (Duck's dimples are better. 83)

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mairi Lyre!

  1. Tradition allows women to propose to Mairi Lyre only during leap years. (That's good. mairi doesn't want women proposing to her EVERY year.)
  2. Czar Paul I banished Mairi Lyre to Siberia for marching out of step. (Poor Mazz. No co-ordination. XD) (Mairi: IT WASN'T MY FAULT. DX)
  3. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Mairi Lyre! (........... Wtf?) (Ozzie: WHHYYYYYY???? D8)
  4. Olympic badminton rules say that Mairi Lyre must have exactly fourteen feathers. (Mairi: *sadface* *starts plucking*)
  5. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Mairi Lyre. (Mairi: I'm nutty. 83) (Duck: *facepalm*)
  6. If Mairi Lyre was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human. (Oh dear God.)
  7. Mairi Lyre has only one weakness - the colour yellow! (Duck and Ace: DX) (Mairi: *scribbles out 'yellow' and replaces it with 'orange'.* :3)
  8. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Mairi Lyre state'. (Mairi: WEWT!!! 8D)
  9. Mairi Lyre will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory. (Mairi: *rubs up against Duck*) (Duck: I'm totally ok with this.)
  10. In her entire life, Mairi Lyre will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey. (Mairi: Better than none. :3)

I'd do YOUR ocs... But I think my post is long enough. Just type their name in the search bar beneath "I am interested in-", adjust the gender and click "GO". 8D

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Mairi+Lyre&gender=f



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*Dies from laughing*

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sapphire Star!

  1. Sapphire Star is only six percent water. *Okaaayyyy*
  2. More people are killed by Sapphire Star each year than die in aeroplane accidents! */sadface/ I'm not evil*
  3. Baby swans are called Sapphire Star. *lol*
  4. About one tenth of Sapphire Star is permanently covered in ice. *ICCYYYY!!!!!!!!*
  5. Over half of Americans are officially Sapphire Star. *major Lol*
  6. Sapphire Star is incapable of sleep. *no comment*
  7. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Sapphire Star. *...*
  8. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Sapphire Star state'! *proud face*
  9. Early thermometers were filled with Sapphire Star instead of mercury. *Me : Your liquid?* 
  10. Sapphire Star can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis! *Ok, that's just weird*


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I suffer from....Rev Runnerolatry....and i love it 83 *searches Rev Runner.com
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*laughs hystaricly and dies*

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*is not gonna use advanced editor because it takes forever and a day*

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Aurora Cassidy Coyote!

You should always store Aurora Cassidy Coyote in an airtight container in the fridge. ( 0.0.... I know she's small.... but not THAT small....)
The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Aurora Cassidy Coyote state'. (.....I THOUGHT IT WAS MAIRI LYRE!!!! D8)
Aurora Cassidy Coyote can live for up to a week without a head. ( o.o......)
Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Aurora Cassidy Coyote.
White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Aurora Cassidy Coyote. (I.... I just... don't want to know)
Aurora Cassidy Coyote can sleep for three and a half years. (Tech: *snorts* I'd believe that in a heartbeat! XD)
All shrimp are born as Aurora Cassidy Coyote, but gradually mature into females. (0.o.... *taps Tech's shoulder* Tech? Cassidy... she's a girl, right? Tech: 0.o.......????)
It's bad luck to whistle near Aurora Cassidy Coyote! (Coz she'd punch you out. XD)
Aurora Cassidy Coyote is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out. (Then how...? Nevermind.......)
The Eskimos have over fifty words for Aurora Cassidy Coyote. (Tech has more than that! ^.^)

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"Aurora Cassidy Coyote can live for up to a week without a head. "

I laughed. So hard. XD

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1. Originally, Shadow could not fly.
2. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Shadow.
3. Shadow has three eyelids.
4. Shadow can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
5. Shadow never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
6. Shadow can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
7. Shadow has 118 ridges around the edge.
8. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Shadow'.
9. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Shadow', hated Shadow and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
10. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Shadow.

  1. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Aniko!
  2. You should always open Aniko at least an hour before drinking her!
  3. More people are killed by Aniko each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
  4. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Aniko!
  5. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Aniko on New Year's Day!
  6. India tested its first nuclear Aniko in 1974.
  7. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Aniko would be as small as a pea.
  8. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Aniko every year!
  9. Aniko has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!
  10. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Aniko.



...This is so f*cked up XDDDDDDD

-- Edited by SoulessAce at 20:55, 2009-01-31

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OMG I WAS READING THESE AND LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT BREATH AND IT GOT TO THE POINT I COULDN'T EVEN LAUGH I WAS CHOCKING SO HARD!!!!!!!! XD XD XD

Icy is a trouble maker and Ozzie........I really hope your not looking for a girlfriend...
Ozzie: But this isnt even my real body! DX

My turn! My turn! 8D 8D 8D

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Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat?
Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8

 I support the ants. =3
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This topic has got boredom written all over it.

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Abby: What if your mind wandered off in a daydream and you forgot to eat or drink for days?

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Abby: Caused by boredom.
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  1.  Icy Fox
  3. Without its lining of Icy Fox, your stomach would digest itself. (See! You need her! XD)
  4. Icy Fox once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest. ( Probably tried to use her tail as the wig XD)
  5. More people are killed by Icy Fox each year than die in aeroplane accidents. (AHA! I KNEW IT!!!! XD)
  6. Icy Fox will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory. (Icy: ....Oooooh Reeeevvv.....)
  7. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Icy Fox. (....actually that may be true. Icy's eyes are frosen XD) 
  8. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Icy Fox. (Icy: OHO! So I kill people with my phsychic abillities! Gotchya!)
  9. You should always store Icy Fox in an airtight container in the fridge. (Too late! XD) 
  10. If Icy Fox was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human! (She wishes she were that tall! XD)
  11. Scientists have discovered that Icy Fox can smell the presence of autism in children! (Icy: But I found that out around Duck a looong time ago! D8)
  12. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Icy Fox would be as small as a pea! (Icy: Again with the short jokes! I get it already! I'm tiny! DX)
  14. This one takes the cake!!!! XD
  16. Ozyandius! 
  18. The condom - originally made from Ozymandius - was invented in the early 1500s! (OHMYEFFINGOD!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!! D8)
  19. Over 46,000 pieces of Ozymandius float on every square mile of ocean! (My ferret go boom?! D8)
  20. Ozymandius will always turn right when leaving a cave. ( ...that's.....a little obsessive compulsive...0_o)
  21. Ozymandius is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature! (ORLY?) 
  22. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Ozymandius into a volcano it would stop erupting. (Ozzie: GAH SAY WHAT???!!!! D8)
  23. Ozymandius is actually a mammal, not a fish. (Ozzie: I knew that! DX)
  24. Ozymandius is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives. (Ozzie: Knew that one too! 8D)
  25. Only one person in two billion will live to be Ozymandius. (Ozzie: Great! Next it will be a Pixie being turned into a mangoose! DX)
  26. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Ozymandius! (That's alright Ozzie. We love you anyways. ^^__Ozzie: Gah! D8)
  27. There are six towns named Ozymandius in the United States. (Ozzie: Well that I can deal with. (= )


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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!
Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat?
Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8

 I support the ants. =3
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*SNORTS*......... This is awesome. XDDDDD

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I'm gonna get hurt for this! XD

  1. Danielle can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis. (Interesting to knoooowww...)
  2. Peanuts and Danielle are beans! (YOU IS NUTZ!!! XD)
  3. Danielle can sleep with one eye open. (That's awesome! 8D)
  4. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Danielle on! (This is good material for blackmailing! XD)
  5. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Danielle. (I think he likes ou Danni! XD) 
  6. Danielle is only six percent water. (So that's whys she's so dry all the time....LOL XD)
  7. Danielle can use only about ten percent of her brain! (AHA!!!! >8D)
  8. The opposite sides of Danielle always add up to seven. (.....what?!)
  9. Danielle is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary. (That made my lol so freakin hard XD)
  10. Danielle will often glow under UV light. (Ooh! Pretty pretty! Shiny shiny! @.@


-- Edited by lovegreenanred at 03:11, 2009-02-01

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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!
Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat?
Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8

 I support the ants. =3
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........................ OH MAH GOSH THAT IS FREAKIN' HALARIOUS!! XDDDDDD *falls to ground laughing* XDDDDDDDD

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Many thanks to HCoyote for the awesome avatar! I love it! <3

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CassidyCoyote wrote:

........................ OH MAH GOSH THAT IS FREAKIN' HALARIOUS!! XDDDDDD *falls to ground laughing* XDDDDDDDD


And I just fixed it with my own little comments! ^^



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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!
Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat?
Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8

 I support the ants. =3
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LOL. The second one is true. I am nutz. XD

Six percent water huh? Maybe that's why I'm always drinking water or milk or something like that.... XD

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Lucky: Yeah, like a trainwreck. -__________-

Cassidy and Dusk: Freaky siamese twins seperated at birth.... ~ Andrea
 
Many thanks to HCoyote for the awesome avatar! I love it! <3

Danni- Official supporter of Tessidy, Sethidy, Cassless, Duri, Seck, Ricy, Dapphire, Calric, and Cassaghu 83 And Maley D. Because it's wrong. \8D/
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Wonder if I should taget someone else.... evileye

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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!
Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat?
Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8

 I support the ants. =3
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*glances at Emily*

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Lucky: Yeah, like a trainwreck. -__________-

Cassidy and Dusk: Freaky siamese twins seperated at birth.... ~ Andrea
 
Many thanks to HCoyote for the awesome avatar! I love it! <3

Danni- Official supporter of Tessidy, Sethidy, Cassless, Duri, Seck, Ricy, Dapphire, Calric, and Cassaghu 83 And Maley D. Because it's wrong. \8D/
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  1. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Emily as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle! (She's a saint! *twinkly eyed* 8D)
  2. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Emily. (I dont think that particular method will work! That's just marinating them! XD)
  3. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Emily, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life. (I thouhgt Duck's bill looked funny. Like it was run over by a steamroller or something =3)
  4. In Chinese, the sound 'Emily' means 'bite the wax tadpole'. (YEAH! Bite my tadpole b****!!! XD)
  5. Worldwide, Emily is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects. (Which means.....*holds up lantern and Emly flutters around it* ^^)
  6. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Emily. (.....*goes to try it on my brother's fish)
  7. Emily, from the movie of the same name, had green blood! (So she's a Techie on the inside! =3)
  8. Emily is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes. (RACIST!!!!)
  9. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Emily. (I doubt it) 
  10. Emily once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest. (Too Icy and her tail wig! XD)


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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!
Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat?
Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8

 I support the ants. =3
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Can a person actually die of laughing so hard? Cuz I think I'd be dead by now XD

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Rev: I require more words to understand 83
Dusk: *grabs Rev* FIND MY DAUGHTER YOU MORON! USE YOUR GPS THINGIE OR I WILL RIP OUT YOUR BOWELS AND DISPLAY THEM AT A GARAGE SALE!!!!!!
Sapphire: *is too flustered to care that she's partly deaf*
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Soupapowah wrote:

I suffer from....Rev Runnerolatry....and i love it 83 *searches Rev Runner.com
* XD


High-five fellow Rev Runnerolatry supporter! *High Fives* 



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They're EVERYWHERE.

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It's bad luck for a flag to touch Sye! (So back off Rev)
Sye was declared extinct in 1902. (I could have told you that!)
It's bad luck to put Sye on a bed. (You're just full of bad luck huh? So what happens if I walked under you? XD)
Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Sye supply. (LUCKY!!!! D8)
Czar Paul I banished Sye to Siberia for marching out of step. (Okay we all know she's clumsy so there's no news there.)
The Eskimos have over fifty words for Sye. (Oh yeah! Well I have 60!)
The deepest part of Sye is over 35,000 feet deep. (Tme for a diet)
If you drop Sye from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first. (Cool! Let's test it out! *drops Sye from cliff*)
Sye will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music. (........I'm not going to dignify myself with a respose to that...)
If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Sye. (Oh look who's the popular one!)


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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!
Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat?
Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8

 I support the ants. =3
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1. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Sophie.
2. Sophie can smell some things up to six miles away!
3. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Sophie!
4. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Sophie is 10:1.
5. An average beaver can cut down Sophie every year!
6. Only one person in two billion will live to be Sophie.
7. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Sophie.
8. Sophie was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
9. Sophie is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp!
10. Pacman was originally called Sophieman.

Oh, if she were only here... *shakes head in emo way*

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Dude. I haz started a CRAZE! 8D

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A very desturbing one, as usual!

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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!
Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat?
Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8

 I support the ants. =3
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Well, I AM Xtream Emily! 8D

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Noooo, you ARE Xtream CRAZY! XD

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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!
Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat?
Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8

 I support the ants. =3
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LOL! XD

This is true!! XD

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I'm trying to think of who else I can do.....Amber and Tweetums I guess....

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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!
Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat?
Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8

 I support the ants. =3
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Tweetums. XD

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*reads facts about Emily*
Me : Covered in beer when born to protect them from Emily?? NOOO!!!!! History lied to meee!!!!!
Sapphire : *smacks forehead* She's not feeling too well....

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Sapphire: *is too flustered to care that she's partly deaf*
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HISTORY IS WRONG! THE MECHANICAL CONTRIVIUM IS ALWAYS RIGHT! 8D

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Maria Coyote!

The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Maria Coyote. (o.0)
Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Maria Coyote. (Welll....... DX)
In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Maria Coyote is 10:1.
Maria Coyote was originally green, and actually contained cocaine. (John: MARIA ROSE COYOTE! I NEED TO TALK WITH YOU!! Me: o.o. Busted?)
The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Maria Coyote. (This made me happy)
In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Maria Coyote.
In 1982 Time Magazine named Maria Coyote its 'Man of the Year'. (Duck: I'm not going to ask)
Maria Coyote is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives. (SHE'S SPECIAL!!)
Maria Coyote cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach! (Cassidy: Huh.... yeah, could be true, I've never heard her do that.)
The horns of Maria Coyote are made entirely from hair (Maria: *feels her head* But I have no horns! Cassidy! The people here are very confusing!!! DX)

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Bonkers: Us Toons don't do normaly things! That's what makes us sooo adorable! X3
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Angel Bunny!

1. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Angel Bunny.
2. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Angel Bunny has 7.
3. Astronauts get taller when they are in Angel Bunny.
4. All swans in England belong to Angel Bunny.
5. Angel Bunny was originally called Cheerioats.
6. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Angel Bunny.
7. Without its lining of Angel Bunny, your stomach would digest itself!
8. Four-fifths of the surface of Angel Bunny is covered in water!
9. Scientists believe that Angel Bunny began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
10. Some birds use Angel Bunny to orientate themselves during migration.



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4. All swans in England belong to Angel Bunny.



 Aww Man, I wanted those Swans!!!!!! 

Damn you Angel, with your smartness and cuteness and....awww, I'm sorry!!!!  *Hugs!*

I even hugged a swan and named it Elizabeth (Pirates of The Carribean!!!!!!!!!!)

*o-O   Okkkk.....??*

But there is nothing abnormal about hugging a swan when it trIes to steal your bread! 

...At least I think there isn't...???     !!!!PANIC!!!!



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PurpleGirly wrote:

 



But there is nothing abnormal about hugging a swan when it trIes to steal your bread! 

...At least I think there isn't...???     !!!!PANIC!!!!

 

XD

 



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