Sapphire: *grabs Rev around shoulders*......*shakes him violently* REV! I... Dusk... We... Celeste... HELP!! Rev: I require more words to understand 83 Dusk: *grabs Rev* FIND MY DAUGHTER YOU MORON! USE YOUR GPS THINGIE OR I WILL RIP OUT YOUR BOWELS AND DISPLAY THEM AT A GARAGE SALE!!!!!! Sapphire: *is too flustered to care that she's partly deaf*
Seth. Asking for sex at the worst moments imaginable. ~ Emily
Wile E. Coyote was anvil'd, crushed, catapolted, ignited on fire, blown up, runned over, and sent sailing across the desert to God knows where. But he never stopped trying.
Woah. The length these fans go through to defend the thing they love. I read the one about the attempted stabbing, and I had to say "Why the **** punish the guy when he almost got killed by a crazy girl with a knife!?" The girl was suspended though, but this just shows how ****ed up the world really is. I'm starting think maybe it should be destroyed so no-more can be exposed to this sort of violence.
And to Twilight fan girls who want to kill me for saying that: IT'S JUST A ****ING BOOK!!! YOU DO NOT NEED TO HURT OF TRY TO KILL SOMEONE IN ORDER TO SHOW YOUR LOYALTY TO A FANDOM! WHAT'S THE POINT!?!?!?!?!?!?
This is indeed a dilemma, one which can only be solved by... PLAN 9*. O:
We shall reanimate the dead, so that the government will pay attention to us, because they won't be able to keep zombies under their hats for long. And then, when they've finally started taking us seriously, we'll get them to take us to Meyer, and we will force her to address her crazy-ass fans.
* If you get that reference at all, I will love you. <3
-- Edited by Franz Nerdlinger on Sunday 19th of April 2009 12:55:16 AM
That's messed up, we all love LU, But we're not gong to go out and threaten people who don't like the show, why are Twilight fans doing that???
I don't, I heart Twilight, but I'd never even dream of doing that, and if I did...it would be a friggin' nightmare!
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"Be yourself, don't take anyone else's s**t and NEVER let them take you alive" - Gerrard Way, 'My Chemical Romance'
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Spade:*sigh* who is nuts anyway? Spade(OC):Uhhhmmm....probably you?! Spade:how can I be nuts I'am not even smoking. Spade(OC):Colonel told you Spade:ooooohhhhh?....okay...wait who's Colonel?
*then my OC run away from me*
Spade:AAARRRRGGGGHH!!! SPAAAAAAADDDEE!!! you're gonna pay for that you make me like an idiot
-- Edited by sPaDe-ThE-bUnNy on Monday 20th of April 2009 12:15:01 AM
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I'm no hero..never was, I'm just a killer...hired to do some wet work..
oh I get it, so all of you preparing a war against the Twilight haters, I maybe not fan of this movie but a war is a war so I'll join you guys and teach those Twilight haters a lesson!
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I'm no hero..never was, I'm just a killer...hired to do some wet work..
FOR ****'S SAKE. Guys... i'll ask you a favor... I want you to accept... it's really important or me... If i ever do something like that... if i ever... *sob* obsess myself over a sparkly vampire... Don't hesitate... do whatever it takes...
PS. My uncle's got an M4 in his living room. In case of a twitard infest, you're all welcome to use it
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***the wolf within***
SOPHIE AND LAUREN SUMMED UP IN ONE SENTENCE:
"Sophie may = Wisdom, but a wise Greek needs her laurels of victory, dontcha think?" ^___________________^
FOR ****'S SAKE. Guys... i'll ask you a favor... I want you to accept... it's really important or me... If i ever do something like that... if i ever... *sob* obsess myself over a sparkly vampire... Don't hesitate... do whatever it takes...
PS. My uncle's got an M4 in his living room. In case of a twitard infest, you're all welcome to use it
Or you could be less drastic and try to get someone to hypnotise you to not like it.
Anyways! I posted this topic just so you can all know how crazy they can get... and that if you're going to have a strong, anti-Twilight opinion, bring a knife to back it up.
This is indeed a dilemma, one which can only be solved by... PLAN 9*. O:
We shall reanimate the dead, so that the government will pay attention to us, because they won't be able to keep zombies under their hats for long. And then, when they've finally started taking us seriously, we'll get them to take us to Meyer, and we will force her to address her crazy-ass fans.
* If you get that reference at all, I will love you. <3
-- Edited by Franz Nerdlinger on Sunday 19th of April 2009 12:55:16 AM
PLAN 9! FROM OUTER SPACE~!
+Fangirls start trudging toward everyone+ DDD8 +Backs away uselessly+ Franz! Turn up your Electrogun! No! NO! DDDD8
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