Sorry it took so long guys but here it is! Enjoy! ^^
Serenity Play #6
Me: …………….I must be out of my freakin mind.
Loonatics: YES YOU ARE!!!!
Me: But I’m still doing this play. If there was no such thing as madness then there wouldn’t be brilliance.
Loonatics: ……………..what?!
Me: I don’t know. I’ve had too much Mountain Dew. Now down to business. This next play is….dare I say it….”The Little Mermaid”
Duck: You’ve run out of ideas haven’t you?
Me: Shut up Duck. We have four guest stars. Mairi and Quick and the other two are playing as the prince’s dog and Butler. Mairi will be Ariel and Quick will be flounder. Tech is Sebastian, Rev is Scuttle, Lexi is Ursula, Ace is King Triton, Slam is the shark, and (this is for Mairi) Duck is Prince Eric!
Mairi: YAY! I’m Duck’s little fishy princess!
Quick: Who’s idea was it to cast me as a fish? And a boy at that!
Duck: Wait! I’m who now?!
Ace: Way to go Duck! You happy now?
Duck: Yeah, as long as I don’t need to kiss anyone.
Mairi: Chances of that NOT happening are slim Bubby!
Duck: Oh brother….
Me: And my co-director for this play is Reepicheep!
Reepicheep: At you service Milady.
Rev: Why-the-mouse?
Me: Because he’s the only one who has had experience on an actual 12thcentury ship…. Where are those two? They’re late….
*Duck is suddenly tackled to the ground* Whoa! Tock! Down boy!
Tock the watchdog is licking at his face. Humbug walks in dressed as a butler.
Humbug: This is humiliating…..
Me: Okay! We’re ready to start!
Reepicheep: Lights! Camera! Action!
*Curtains come up and we see Mairi and Quick in costume.*
Mairi: Uh, how am I supposed to walk in this mermaid tail?
Quick: Don’t ask me. And what’s with the bulky fish outfit. I can’t move my arms!
*Mairi tries walking and lands flat on her face*
Reepicheep: *face palm*
Me: Wardrobe!
Subsequently the costumes were made like ballet costumes for the wearer to move in better but it still kept the fish like appearance.
Me: Because I have you under contract. Courtesy of the Warner Brothers, and not the noisy ones either. Now hurry up or I’ll sick the mouse on ya.
Reep glares at Tech and the coyote gulps.
Tech: *Jamaican accent* Welcome to tonight’s concert, mon! Tonight we have a special performance by King Triton’s youngest daughter Ariel! But first! Let me announce his royal highness, the ruler of Atlanitca and all de seven seas, King Triton!
Ace enters wearing costume, crown, and holding the Guardian Strike Sword dressed up as a triton.
Ace: You know, for some reason I’m okay with my role…
Tech: You’re dressed as a half fish, why is anything about that right?
Girl mermaids extras run up and swoon over topless Ace: Oooh! It’s the king! What a hottie! Anything for you, your majesty!
Tech: Okay, point taken. And now! Miss Ariel!!!!
*shell comes up but nothing is inside*
Ace: ……..MAAAIIIRRRIIII!!!!!!
Scene changes to where there’s a sunken ship. Mairi and Quick enter.
Mairi: *singing to herself* I’m a mermaid, I’m a cutsie little mermaid! I can talk to fishies, and I have a fishie tail, and I have two seashells for a braaaAAAAA!!!!!
*Duck trips somewhere back stage*
Quick: *covering ears*You are supposed to be lip singing!
Mairi: That was improved. ^^
Quick: Well please stop, I’m getting a major mi—
Mairi: OOH! LOOK I FOUND A FORK! 8D *holds up rusty bent fork*
Quick: That’s dinglehopper…
Mairi: Noooo….its a fork. Flop it. And you people say my Australian slang is weird.
Reepicheep: *turns to me* May I?
Me: You may.
Reepicheep: *talks into walkie talkie* Bring on the shark!
Slam: *enters wearing a ferocious shark costume* RAAAAWWWWRRR!!!!
Quick: DIOS MIO!!! D8
Mairi: Fishy! 8D
Quick: Run! –Er, I mean skate-no swim! AH! LET’S JUST GO!!!! *grabs Mairi and starts running from the shark*
Quick: AAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!! D8 D8 D8
Mairi: AAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!! 8D 8D 8D
Slam: RAAAAWWWWRRRR *coughgagcoughcough* *stops to spray some water in his mouth with a spritz* Okay…*ahem*….RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRR!!!!!!
Me: Oh no. I forgot to tell Slam during rehearsal that when you yell you have to……where’d you get that?
Reepicheep: *stops stuffing his face with popcorn a moment to look up at her* ….I have no clue what you are speaking of.
Me: And you’re a knight? -_____-;
Next scene Mairi and Quick are above the water looking for Scuttle.
Quick: Hey scuttle! You’re--……………………………what the hell?
Me: URGH! *takes out megaphone* Rev! What happened this time?!
Rev: *in a flamingo costume* I-don’t-know!-I-was-told-scuttle-was-a-flamingo!
Me: Who told you THAT?!
*Mambo laughing somewhere in the world*
Me: *huff* Forget it! Just keep going……
Mairi: Look what I found!
Rev: *takes the fork* Cool!-A-dinglehopper!
Mairi: …………no. It is a fork. This is the last time I’m saying it…..a fork.
Rev: Oooookaaaay….whatever-floats-your-boat. 0_o
Quick: Actually I think hers sank a while ago. -_____-;
Mairi and Quick go back down toward Atlantica where Mairi meets with King Triton to be scolded.
Ace: Ariel! Where have you been?! You missed da concert that was playin dis evening!
Mairi: I’m sorry! But first we found a fork and then we got chased by slam in a shark costume and then we went and talked to Rev who’s in a flamingo costume!
Ace: Well I….wait. Did you just say Rev is in a flamingo costume?
Quick: Pfft! XD
Tech: XD
Ace: ……well, never mind dat! I have told ya time and time again not to go to da surface!
Mairi: *mimicking Ace* I have told ya time and time again not to go to da surface!
Ace: Stop dat! DX
Mairi: Stop dat!
Ace: I mean it! DX
Mairi: You mean it!
Ace: ……..UUUUURRRRRGGGHH!!!!
Mairi: UUUUURRRRRGGGHHH!!!
Ace: Go to your room! DX
*Mairi and Quick leave*
Tech: Hehehehe…
Ace: You have no room to laugh, doc. *mimicking Tech’s Jamaican accent* Now for dat little snicka, mon, you can follow her around all day long!
Tech: What?!
Ace: You heard me, mon.
Tech: *walks away grumbling*
Next scene Tech sneaks into the secret grotto behind Mairi and Quick and hides behind a crate.
Mairi: Ooh boohoo! I have the teenage troubles! My father dosnt respect me and my life is just so unfair! I feel so depressed I could start singing!
Reepicheep: Hurry! Cut to Cassidy! Cut to Cassidy I beg of you! D8
Me: *pushes button and Cassidy watches from the sound booth as she starts singing Part of Your World and Mairi lip sings it*
Duck: 0.0 *faints*
Rev: *leaning over him and poking him* Uh-you-okay? 0_o
Duck: ……no. I’m seeing talking flamingos…..
Tech: *feels a slight case of vertigo and falls over, quickly picking himself up again but not before Mairi and Quick see him*
*Mairi and Quick stare at him and then exchange sly glances*
Mairi: AAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!! THERE’S A BOY IN MY ROOM!
Quick: *throws pillow at Tech* Get out you pervert
Mairi: EEEEK! EEEEK! EEEEEEEEK! *throws more stuff, and not just pillows, hard stuff*
Tech: Hey! I’m not-OW *hit with brush*! This isn’t-DOOF *hit with candle stick*! Cut that out! ACK! *hit with piano* Okay! Okay! I’m going! …….Um…what’s that?
They look up to see a shadow
Mairi: Oooohhh noooooo! It’s a narwhal! It’s the narwhal of doom Tech! Doooooom!
Tech: …..Yeah yeah. Let’s just go see…..
*Mairi singing the whole time they’re going to check on the ship*
Mairi: Cuz sword fish love you! Jelly fish love you! Starfish--
Quick: I LOVE YOU! XD
Mairi: XD
Tech:-_____-;
They surface and see the ship.
Mairi: Ooooh pretty lights and music! 8D
Quick: They’re having quite a fiesta up there!
Tech: Now Mairi, don’t be getting any ideas…..
Rev: *flies in* Hey!-A-party!
Tech: Oh, hey Rev. Yeah we just………….Ohmygod you are dressed as a flamingo! Hahahaha! That’s a good look for ya bud! XD
Rev: T____T
Mairi: *sees Duck playing with Tock* OMG! It’s Duck! EEEK! He looks so yummy in that prince outfit! 8D
Quick: …….ew.
Duck: Okay! Here boy! Here boy! Go get the stick!
Tock: Are you serious?
Duck: No. But She’s watching us….. *glances over at me and Reepicheep*And she’s got a giant rabid rat with her.
Tock: Fair enough. *ahem* …Bark! Bark! *goes to retrieve stick*
Humbug: *walks out as butler, clearly displeased* This is ridiculous! I was born to be a gentleman!Princely figure! Not some second rate butler that waits on every head and hand! I should be the star of this show!
Duck: Put a cork in it, Humbug. You sound like a real narcissus right now. -____-;
Tock: *stares at Duck*
Duck: …….What?!
Tock: …..Hahahahaha!!!! *starts laughing so hard he’s crying*
Duck: WHAT?!
Humbug: Ahem! Shall we continue? Anyways, *takes out scroll* In honor of the princes birthday blah blah blah we represent this present for blah blah blah okay to just cut down to the chase it’s a giant statue. *curtain comes off this giant object and shows a giant sculpture of Duck*
Duck: …………………*pumps fist in air* WOOHOO!!!!!
Mairi: *squeals* He’s so handsome! 8D
Rev: Well at least she’s playing her part alright.
Tech: Don’t be too sure…
Mairi: ……..I’m bored. When’s the storm scene?
Reepicheep: *pushes button*
*thunder and lightning crash*
Humbug: …..What was that?
Tock: Um, that would be a hurricane.
Humbug: Ah….HURRICANE!? Wait! This was NOT in my contract!
*ship starts rocking back and forth and waves crash onto the deck*
*Duck is pulled off by a wave into the sea*
Mairi: *GASP* Bubby!
*Mairi then saves Duck and pulls him to shore where she tries singing to her but is dragged offset before she can do so*
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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!! Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat? Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8
*Ozzie looking over my shoulder while I’m typing* …What was THAT?!
Me: What was what?
Ozzie: THAT! You’re putting like zero description into that!
Me: Yeah, well, this is already, like, eight pages now and I try to make every play a little longer then the last but I don’t want to go too over board this time.
Ozzie: ….What?
Me: I’m saying I have a time limit and this is getting ridiculously long so I’m cutting it.
Ozzie: Pfft! Cheap! DX
Me: Alright Mr. Critic! Why don’t you try writing one of these! DX
Ozzie: Maybe I will! DX
Me: Fine! DX
Ozzie: Fine! DX *walks off to write his own*
Me: Now….let’s see…..Nothing much interesting happens after that, except the “Under the Sea” scene. And Ursula has an evil plan moment….So I guess I can skip to Mairi being bribed into turning human….Yeah! That’ll work!
Tech: Wait! What about my solo! DX
Me: You had your chance to sing in Play #4. Suck it up. I’m still doing the kiss the girl scene.
Tech: Great. -_____-;
Mairi: Ooooh! I want to be human so bad! So I can walk on the shore and skip in a flowery meadow and skate on the ice in a winter wonderland and
Quick: Be with Duck?
Mairi: He can wait a moment—and play kick the can with a bunch of little kiddies and run a marathon and…
Quick: -_____-;
Lexi: *poofs up in a cloud of ink (smoke)* MWAHAHAHAHA! Hello dear little mermaid! I have come to fulfill your dreams and wishes! If you want to be a human then come to me!
Mairi: Ooh! Ooh! I’ve seen this movie! Are you the blue fairy! 8D
Lexi: ….yeah. Sure. Let’s go with that.
Mairi: then…I can become human?! 8D
Lexi: Yes! But first! You have to give me your voice!
Reepicheep: *leans over to me* Um, you said earlier Lady Mairi actually loses her voice. Why?
Me: Are you kidding? That was the first thing I thought of when I casted her! You’ve heard her sing, right?
Reepicheep: Point taken.
Mairi: Um…okay!
*everyone back stage gives out sighs of relief*
Lexi: *waves her hands* Bippity-boppity-boo!
Mairi: *turns into….HUMAN!*
Me: Whoa! Whoa! She turns into an actual human?! WTF!!!?? I thought she just loses the tail! Ozzie! Ozzie! What the hell did you do to the effects?!
Ozzie: *from the catwalk* Sorry! When you said change her to human I thought you were being literal.
Me: NO! I just wanted her to lose the tail!
Ozzie: Woops! Sorry about that. It should wear off in an hour though.
Me: DX
Reepicheep: XD
Mairi: ……….*takes out a notebook and pen and starts scribbling, holding it up to me* Um…..how should I react to this? 0_o
Me: Well, just….stick to the script.
Mairi: *scribbles* Okay! 8D *falls to floor pretending to choke*
Quick: *rolls eyes* Dios mio. She cannot breathe. Quick, Sebastian. We must get her to the surface.
Tech: You sound like Ace when you do that! XD
Next scene they are at the beach.
Rev: Okay…..let me guess….hhhmmm…..you did something with your hair.
Mairi: *shakes her head*
Rev: Uuum…..you got a facial.
Mairi: *shakes her head*
Rev: I can’t quite put my finger on it….um…..New sea shells?
Mairi: XD
Rev: ….URGH! I just can’t figure it out!
Quick: Wow. Rev is really good. You can’t even tell he’s acting!
Tech: That’s because he’s not. -_____-;
Duck: *walks up* Hey there guys! Hey, Mairi. What—OH MY GOD!!!!!! DDDDD8
*jaw drops as he stares at human Mairi*
Mairi: *waves* 8D
Duck: DDDDD8 *faints*
Rev: …….Oh! I know now! You got contacts! 8D
Mairi: *nods* ^^
Me: Okay! Cut to the love scene in three, two, one, action!
*Mairi and Duck in the lagoon scene. By this time Mairi had become a Lyre bird again, plus still having the legs*
Tech: Okay! He’s got to kiss her before tomorrow night!
Rev: I have just the thing! I’m going to create mood music!
Quick: Mood music?
Rev: Yeah! Watch this! *goes up into tree* *ahem*….CUZ EVERYTIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING! CUZ EVERYTIME WE KISS I SWEAR I CAN FLLLLYYYYYYYY—OOF! *is knocked out of tree by brick*
Tech: Aha! Got him THAT time! XD
Duck: *looks over at unconscious Rev* …..first the flamingos start talking and now they’re singing! D8
Tech: Okay, let me handle this. *starts up the mood music and sings “Kiss the Girl”*
Cassidy: *from sound box* EEK! 8D *faints*
Me: *from director’s chair* EEK! 8D *faints*
Reepicheep: *looks down at me* ….Can we get some water over here?
Ozzie: *dumps a bucket onto me from the catwalk*
Me: AH! IT WASN’T ME! D8
Reepicheep: *calls up* Thank you!
*Lexi at the mirror*
Lexi: Oh no! They’re getting to close! I will never rule the seas if she kisses him! I must take mattera into my own hands! MWAHAHAHAHA!
The next morning Mairi wakes up to Rev crashing into her window.
Mairi: *opens window*
Rev: MAIRI! The whole town is buzzing! The Prince is planning on getting married! 8D
Mairi: 8DDDDDDDD *spins around in three circles before falling onto her bed* *she gets ups and rushes downstairs still in her pjs only to find Duck hand in hand with…LEXI!
Mairi: D8 *mouths something but remembers she can’t talk so she starts scribbling again and holds sign out to audience* “OH NO SHE DIDN’T!!!!”
On the ship, Duck is supposedly in a trance and getting ready to marry Lexi when Mairi crashes in. She points as she holds up a sign. “CHAAAARRRRGE!!!!!”
Reepicheep: *looks up form tea* …Oh! That’s my que! *runs onto stage and climbs into the rafters of the ship* Attention! This wedding is here by cancled! HIYA!!! *swings from a rope and lands with his swrod pointed out as different sea creatures come onto the boat and start crashing the party*
Me: *looks up* Those aren’t real right?
Ozzie: *stone glowing and sending light down on stage* Oh don’t worry! They’re holographic! The only ones on their that are real are the cast and Reep.
Me: That’s kind of what I was afraid of!
*Reepicheep swings his sword up and catches the necklace with Mairi’s voice in it and she catches it*
Mairi: EEEEEK! I got my voice back! 8D
Duck: ….Um, Mazz. That ain’t your voice.
Mairi: ……Huh?! How the heck did I end up with Kevin Michael Richardson’s?! D8
Slam: *stomps onto stage still in his shark costume* *speaks in Mairi’s voice* I’ll take THAT! *grabs necklace and their voices switch*
Duck: Ahahahah! XD
Mairi: .....BUBBY! 8D
Duck! AGH! *glomped*
Mairi: Kiss me! ^^
Duck: ......no.
Miir: Why?!
Duck: Well for one thing your squishing me.
Maiir: *lifts him clear off the ground* Kissing. Now.
Duck: Yipes! Fine! Fine! Jsut put me down!
Maiir: *puts him down and he sighs. They finally lean in and they smooch* Duck: ^^
Mairi: ^^
Duck: ....
Mairi: ......lets have babies! 8D
Duck: We'll talk.
Mairi: Okay. But I jsut want to say that if we have all boys I''m going to have you fixed. :3
Duck: well I'm glad the chances of that actually happening are slim....
Tock: …..We are NOT doing one of these again. -______-;
Humbug: I have to agree with you on that one, Tock. And they say our world is whack! DX
Tock: I’m going to go see the Doc after this. *walks away*
Humbug: Right behind you….
*curtains close*
Me: ……………….I have absolutely no comment….. -_____-;
Reepicheep: *crawls out from under curtain out of breath* That was no less short of interesting.
Me: Hey, Reep, I actually need your help for the next one.
Reepicheep: Um, I was actually thinking…
Me: Oh don’t worry. You wont have to direct or anything. I just need you to interrogate someone into the next cast and possibly Rev into wearing the right costume.
Reepicheep: Oh! Well in that case count me in! XD
*gulps heard backstage* ……RUN!!!!!!
-- Edited by lovegreenanred on Monday 15th of June 2009 01:03:14 AM
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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!! Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat? Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! SERENITY!!!! You are so full of win 8D I have school later after my holidays in this really started my day.
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Sapphire: *grabs Rev around shoulders*......*shakes him violently* REV! I... Dusk... We... Celeste... HELP!! Rev: I require more words to understand 83 Dusk: *grabs Rev* FIND MY DAUGHTER YOU MORON! USE YOUR GPS THINGIE OR I WILL RIP OUT YOUR BOWELS AND DISPLAY THEM AT A GARAGE SALE!!!!!! Sapphire: *is too flustered to care that she's partly deaf*
*Bows* Thank you! Thank you very much! you're all too kind! ^^
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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!! Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat? Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8
I'm always kind.... Did you just realize that? *sly grin with fingers crossed behind back* Soooooo, what's the next one gonna be about?
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Sapphire: *grabs Rev around shoulders*......*shakes him violently* REV! I... Dusk... We... Celeste... HELP!! Rev: I require more words to understand 83 Dusk: *grabs Rev* FIND MY DAUGHTER YOU MORON! USE YOUR GPS THINGIE OR I WILL RIP OUT YOUR BOWELS AND DISPLAY THEM AT A GARAGE SALE!!!!!! Sapphire: *is too flustered to care that she's partly deaf*
*face is now permanently stuck in a "\8D/" position*
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I believe in Jesus Christ as my Saviour
Lucky: Why can't you Toons just enter a room normaly?! Bonkers: Us Toons don't do normaly things! That's what makes us sooo adorable! X3 Lucky: Yeah, like a trainwreck. -__________-
Cassidy and Dusk: Freaky siamese twins seperated at birth.... ~ Andrea
Many thanks to HCoyote for the awesome avatar! I love it! <3
Danni- Official supporter of Tessidy, Sethidy, Cassless, Duri, Seck, Ricy, Dapphire, Calric, and Cassaghu 83 And Maley D. Because it's wrong. \8D/
I have no clue. Its actually going to be his idea. *points thumb to Ozzie who is scribling down something at a desk* Ozzie: I was serious! DX
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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!! Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat? Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8
Lucky: Why can't you Toons just enter a room normaly?! Bonkers: Us Toons don't do normaly things! That's what makes us sooo adorable! X3 Lucky: Yeah, like a trainwreck. -__________-
Cassidy and Dusk: Freaky siamese twins seperated at birth.... ~ Andrea
Many thanks to HCoyote for the awesome avatar! I love it! <3
Danni- Official supporter of Tessidy, Sethidy, Cassless, Duri, Seck, Ricy, Dapphire, Calric, and Cassaghu 83 And Maley D. Because it's wrong. \8D/
Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!! Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat? Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8
Cass:...O.o......I think she does.... Her face has been like that since Mairi said "its a fork. Flop it."
\8D/
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I believe in Jesus Christ as my Saviour
Lucky: Why can't you Toons just enter a room normaly?! Bonkers: Us Toons don't do normaly things! That's what makes us sooo adorable! X3 Lucky: Yeah, like a trainwreck. -__________-
Cassidy and Dusk: Freaky siamese twins seperated at birth.... ~ Andrea
Many thanks to HCoyote for the awesome avatar! I love it! <3
Danni- Official supporter of Tessidy, Sethidy, Cassless, Duri, Seck, Ricy, Dapphire, Calric, and Cassaghu 83 And Maley D. Because it's wrong. \8D/
Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!! Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat? Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8
*laughs so hard she almosts hypervenalates from all her laughing* XD OH GAWD SERENITY!!!
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Seth. Asking for sex at the worst moments imaginable. ~ Emily
Wile E. Coyote was anvil'd, crushed, catapolted, ignited on fire, blown up, runned over, and sent sailing across the desert to God knows where. But he never stopped trying.
I DO still got it! PHEW! I thought I was a bit rusty with this one since I hadnt done one in a while but I guess it cme out alright. Thanks guys. Any requests for the next one? I was thinking maybe.....just maybe.....Greece?
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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!! Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat? Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8
Seth. Asking for sex at the worst moments imaginable. ~ Emily
Wile E. Coyote was anvil'd, crushed, catapolted, ignited on fire, blown up, runned over, and sent sailing across the desert to God knows where. But he never stopped trying.
Duck: Yeah, as long as I don’t need to kiss anyone.
Mairi: Chances of that NOT happening are slim Bubby!
You tell him Mairi. XD
Ace: You know, for some reason I’m okay with my role…
Tech: You’re dressed as a half fish, why is anything about that right?
Girl mermaids extras run up and swoon over topless Ace: Oooh! It’s the king! What a hottie! Anything for you, your majesty!
Tech: Okay, point taken.
This made me giggle. Even though I'm not an Acer. Kudos to you. :3
Mairi: *singing to herself* I’m a mermaid, I’m a cutsie little mermaid! I can talk to fishies, and I have a fishie tail, and I have two seashells for a braaaAAAAA!!!!!
*Duck trips somewhere back stage*
F*ck this makes me grin. I think it shall go into my signature. 8D
Quick: AAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!! D8 D8 D8
Mairi: AAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!! 8D 8D 8D
XDDD
Ace: Well I….wait. Did you just say Rev is in a flamingo costume?
Quick: Pfft! XD
Tech: XD
By now you may have realised that I'm highlighting everything that seriously amuses me. 83
*Mairi and Quick stare at him and then exchange sly glances*
Mairi: AAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!! THERE’S A BOY IN MY ROOM!
Quick: *throws pillow at Tech* Get out you pervert
Mairi: EEEEK! EEEEK! EEEEEEEEK! *throws more stuff, and not just pillows, hard stuff*
Tech: Hey! I’m not-OW *hit with brush*! This isn’t-DOOF *hit with candle stick*! Cut that out! ACK! *hit with piano* Okay! Okay! I’m going!
Where the heck did that piano come from?? XDDD
Mairi: Oooohhh noooooo! It’s a narwhal! It’s the narwhal of doom Tech! Doooooom!
Tech: …..Yeah yeah. Let’s just go see…..
*Mairi singing the whole time they’re going to check on the ship*
Mairi: Cuz sword fish love you! Jelly fish love you! Starfish--
Quick: I LOVE YOU! XD
Mairi: XD
Tech: -_____-;
Oh God. Charlie the Unicorn 3 refernces!!! 8D
Mairi: *sees Duck playing with Tock* OMG! It’s Duck! EEEK! He looks so yummy in that prince outfit! 8D
Quick: …….ew.
I giggled. *makes a smooshy face! ^__^
*curtain comes off this giant object and shows a giant sculpture of Duck*
Duck: …………………*pumps fist in air* WOOHOO!!!!!
Mairi: *squeals* He’s so handsome! 8D
Rev: Well at least she’s playing her part alright.
It's funny coz it's true. 83
Mairi: Ooooh! I want to be human so bad! So I can walk on the shore and skip in a flowery meadow and skate on the ice in a winter wonderland and
Quick: Be with Duck?
Mairi: He can wait a moment—and play kick the can with a bunch of little kiddies and run a marathon and…
Quick: -_____-;
Win.
Mairi: Ooh! Ooh! I’ve seen this movie! Are you the blue fairy! 8D
Lexi: ….yeah. Sure. Let’s go with that.
... You know David Strassman, right? XD
This is such a Ted E. Bear reference. \8D/
Me: Are you kidding? That was the first thing I thought of when I casted her! You’ve heard her sing, right?
Poor Mairi. XD
Rev: Okay…..let me guess….hhhmmm…..you did something with your hair.
Mairi: *shakes her head*
Rev: Uuum…..you got a facial.
Mairi: *shakes her head*
Rev: I can’t quite put my finger on it….um…..New sea shells?
Mairi: XD
The fact that Rev was looking at Mairi's seashells is made of all things wonderful. XDDD
Rev: I have just the thing! I’m going to create mood music!
Quick: Mood music?
Rev: Yeah! Watch this! *goes up into tree* *ahem*….CUZ EVERYTIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING! CUZ EVERYTIME WE KISS I SWEAR I CAN FLLLLYYYYYYYY
Prolly may favourite part so far. 8D
*she gets ups and rushes downstairs still in her pjs only to find Duck hand in hand with…LEXI!
Mairi: D8 *mouths something but remembers she can’t talk so she starts scribbling again and holds sign out to audience* “OH NO SHE DIDN’T!!!!”
Mairi will fight Lexi for him. XDDD
Duck: Battle to the death!!! 8D Lexi: No. T__T
Mairi: EEEEEK! I got my voice back! 8D
Duck: ….Um, Mazz. That ain’t your voice.
Mairi: ……Huh?! How the heck did I end up with Kevin Michael Richardson’s?! D8
Slam: *stomps onto stage still in his shark costume* *speaks in Mairi’s voice* I’ll take THAT! *grabs necklace and their voices switch*
XDDD
WHAT!!! NO KISSING SCENE??? HOW CAN THERE BE NO KISSING SCENE??????
XD
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Andrea: ....I think my kidney laughed. Sye: Your bladder told it to stop. 83
I'm sooo sorry Emily! I totally had it planned out but was in such a hurry I forgot to put it in! I fixed it though! Try reading the last bit again. My bad!
-- Edited by lovegreenanred on Monday 15th of June 2009 01:04:47 AM
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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!! Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat? Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8
The fact that babies were brought into it made me so eternally pleased! And I like how Duck feels that the chances of them having only boys are slim. XDDD
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*is now completely satisfied*
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Andrea: ....I think my kidney laughed. Sye: Your bladder told it to stop. 83
What do you guys think of Greece for the next one? Or do you have something else in mind? I'm thinking between Greece and Alice in Wonderland.
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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!! Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat? Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8
...Do you mean Greece or Grease? O.o Coz if it's Grease I've seen a bit of it and like it. You can add Cassidy in either if you want 83
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Lucky: Why can't you Toons just enter a room normaly?! Bonkers: Us Toons don't do normaly things! That's what makes us sooo adorable! X3 Lucky: Yeah, like a trainwreck. -__________-
Cassidy and Dusk: Freaky siamese twins seperated at birth.... ~ Andrea
Many thanks to HCoyote for the awesome avatar! I love it! <3
Danni- Official supporter of Tessidy, Sethidy, Cassless, Duri, Seck, Ricy, Dapphire, Calric, and Cassaghu 83 And Maley D. Because it's wrong. \8D/
Seth. Asking for sex at the worst moments imaginable. ~ Emily
Wile E. Coyote was anvil'd, crushed, catapolted, ignited on fire, blown up, runned over, and sent sailing across the desert to God knows where. But he never stopped trying.
And Ozzie decided on Alice in Wonderland. Reason he chose is because-- Ozzie: I'm directing! I was dead serious when I said I was going to do one myself! DX Me: And we deci9ded OCs only for this one. Ozzie: Better get crackin,.....
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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!! Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat? Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8
*grabs Sereinty* JOO MUST SEE WICKED!!!!!! GO LOOK AT YOUTUBE NAAAOOOWWWW!!!!! I'd do it myself but I'm TERRIBLE at plays -_-
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Seth. Asking for sex at the worst moments imaginable. ~ Emily
Wile E. Coyote was anvil'd, crushed, catapolted, ignited on fire, blown up, runned over, and sent sailing across the desert to God knows where. But he never stopped trying.
Lucky: Why can't you Toons just enter a room normaly?! Bonkers: Us Toons don't do normaly things! That's what makes us sooo adorable! X3 Lucky: Yeah, like a trainwreck. -__________-
Cassidy and Dusk: Freaky siamese twins seperated at birth.... ~ Andrea
Many thanks to HCoyote for the awesome avatar! I love it! <3
Danni- Official supporter of Tessidy, Sethidy, Cassless, Duri, Seck, Ricy, Dapphire, Calric, and Cassaghu 83 And Maley D. Because it's wrong. \8D/
Lol! Okay okay! I'll do wiked sometime in the future. And Danni, you havent even finished the second one. XD
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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!! Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat? Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8
I know. Coz I'm working on the Next Generation series. XD But I AM gonna finish it. Promise
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Lucky: Why can't you Toons just enter a room normaly?! Bonkers: Us Toons don't do normaly things! That's what makes us sooo adorable! X3 Lucky: Yeah, like a trainwreck. -__________-
Cassidy and Dusk: Freaky siamese twins seperated at birth.... ~ Andrea
Many thanks to HCoyote for the awesome avatar! I love it! <3
Danni- Official supporter of Tessidy, Sethidy, Cassless, Duri, Seck, Ricy, Dapphire, Calric, and Cassaghu 83 And Maley D. Because it's wrong. \8D/
Dude. You should be on a scheduale or something. Give yourself deadlines to finish certain things before you even get started on them. 0_o
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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!! Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat? Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8
Sapphire: *grabs Rev around shoulders*......*shakes him violently* REV! I... Dusk... We... Celeste... HELP!! Rev: I require more words to understand 83 Dusk: *grabs Rev* FIND MY DAUGHTER YOU MORON! USE YOUR GPS THINGIE OR I WILL RIP OUT YOUR BOWELS AND DISPLAY THEM AT A GARAGE SALE!!!!!! Sapphire: *is too flustered to care that she's partly deaf*
Seth. Asking for sex at the worst moments imaginable. ~ Emily
Wile E. Coyote was anvil'd, crushed, catapolted, ignited on fire, blown up, runned over, and sent sailing across the desert to God knows where. But he never stopped trying.
Sapphire: *grabs Rev around shoulders*......*shakes him violently* REV! I... Dusk... We... Celeste... HELP!! Rev: I require more words to understand 83 Dusk: *grabs Rev* FIND MY DAUGHTER YOU MORON! USE YOUR GPS THINGIE OR I WILL RIP OUT YOUR BOWELS AND DISPLAY THEM AT A GARAGE SALE!!!!!! Sapphire: *is too flustered to care that she's partly deaf*
Lucky: Why can't you Toons just enter a room normaly?! Bonkers: Us Toons don't do normaly things! That's what makes us sooo adorable! X3 Lucky: Yeah, like a trainwreck. -__________-
Cassidy and Dusk: Freaky siamese twins seperated at birth.... ~ Andrea
Many thanks to HCoyote for the awesome avatar! I love it! <3
Danni- Official supporter of Tessidy, Sethidy, Cassless, Duri, Seck, Ricy, Dapphire, Calric, and Cassaghu 83 And Maley D. Because it's wrong. \8D/
Ozzie: Sorry. No kids allowed. I let Excla in because even though he acts like a kid he isnt really one. XD
And Icy is the Chesire Cat for ironic reasons. But the cast so far is....
Alice: Sapphire Queen Of Hearts: Cassidy White Rabbit: Excla Caterpillar: Shadow Mad Hatter: Mairi March Hare: Seth Dormouse: Quick Dodo Bird: Dusk Chesire Cat: Icy
Bonkers working lights and camera and Reepicheep and Pero as security for...unkown reasons. Lets just say I dont have the OCs under contract like Serenity has the Loonatics so I have to have back up to keep them from leaving.
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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!! Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat? Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8
*will beat Emily to it* >:3 the fact that u made Dusk the dodo just makes me LOL. XD
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Seth. Asking for sex at the worst moments imaginable. ~ Emily
Wile E. Coyote was anvil'd, crushed, catapolted, ignited on fire, blown up, runned over, and sent sailing across the desert to God knows where. But he never stopped trying.
Ah man! Now I feel like drawing them all in there costumes! XD Ozzie: This is going to be a play nooo one will forget.
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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!! Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat? Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8
*imagines Cassidy going round shrieking, ‘OOOOFFF!!! With her head!’*
*imagines Seth, Mazz and Quick having a very merry un-birthday party*
*imagines Sapphire in a blue frock*
*imagines Shadow with wings and Excla running round wearing a red waistcoat*
*imagines Icy trying to stand on her head*
*imagines Dusk… as a dodo bird*
………………….....
Brain: *broken*
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Sapphire: *grabs Rev around shoulders*......*shakes him violently* REV! I... Dusk... We... Celeste... HELP!! Rev: I require more words to understand 83 Dusk: *grabs Rev* FIND MY DAUGHTER YOU MORON! USE YOUR GPS THINGIE OR I WILL RIP OUT YOUR BOWELS AND DISPLAY THEM AT A GARAGE SALE!!!!!! Sapphire: *is too flustered to care that she's partly deaf*
The Dodo was in the cocus race (sp?) he was standing on the rock yelling to everyone to run. He was also at the little cottage where Alice grew bigger and called for Bill to go slay her or somtin' :3
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Seth. Asking for sex at the worst moments imaginable. ~ Emily
Wile E. Coyote was anvil'd, crushed, catapolted, ignited on fire, blown up, runned over, and sent sailing across the desert to God knows where. But he never stopped trying.
Ozzie: Oh crud we need a Bill! Me: I could go get-- 8D Ozzie: No! Serenity! Not THAT Bill. No Pokemon characters! And he's not an OC! No. He's a wuss and a nerd. He would not do good shooting out of a chimney. Me: But it would be funny. =3 Ozzie: Yes. Yes it would. Me: Well then........we need a lizard. Ozzie: You dont have any lizard OCs. -___-; Me: The Geico Geko! 8D Ozzie: NOT AN OC! DX Me: Well then we need to dress someone up as a lizard. Ozzie: .................... Me: ...............................................Milo? Ozzie: Go get him. >:3
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Me: I SHALL HAVE THEE FERRET GOD OF DOOM SMITE YE DOWN IF YE FAIL TO DO SO!!!!!! I SHAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!! Ozzie: *standing on a tall pillar in a cape and robes with his stone glowing* MWAHAHAHA!!!!! Do as she says or I shall turn you all into bugs! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ant:... Is that supposed to be a threat? Rev: *squeals like a girl and jumps into Ace's arms* They're BACK!!! D8
Good grief.... 8D 8D 8D 8D I'll be worried about our OC's sanity after this is over...
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Sapphire: *grabs Rev around shoulders*......*shakes him violently* REV! I... Dusk... We... Celeste... HELP!! Rev: I require more words to understand 83 Dusk: *grabs Rev* FIND MY DAUGHTER YOU MORON! USE YOUR GPS THINGIE OR I WILL RIP OUT YOUR BOWELS AND DISPLAY THEM AT A GARAGE SALE!!!!!! Sapphire: *is too flustered to care that she's partly deaf*
Seth. Asking for sex at the worst moments imaginable. ~ Emily
Wile E. Coyote was anvil'd, crushed, catapolted, ignited on fire, blown up, runned over, and sent sailing across the desert to God knows where. But he never stopped trying.
Duck: OK get outta here, we know where this is going. Next thing we know you're gonna start ranting about how much you dislike the modern interpretation of ANYTHING by Charles Dodgson and we'll never hear the end of it and by the way March Hare does not like you.
YES HE DOES! HE LOVES ME! MARCH. LOVES. ME.
March: +Looks up from reading the newspaper...stare...sips tea...looks back down+
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