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kaejae · LUO's Next Top Poser

RE: Crushes on LU Characters?

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

Crossfire wrote:

Duck: Now if I`m so popular, how come I don`t get fan girls crushing me like that? *feeling lonely*

3...2...1...and here she comes.

DUCKIE! -glomps Duck-

Duck: w00t!

-- Edited by the_oddity at 16:25, 2006-12-07

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

kaejae wrote:

Crossfire wrote:

I think the day I see an Ace fangirl is the day the Messiah returns to earth...

<.< >.> Well, I'm waiting....

Black Oracle wrote:

Careful with Rev there gals! He's only a skinny, scrawny bird with not much meat to him. It wouldn't require much effort for you to crush him!

He's not scrawny... He's just lean! *snuggle snuggle* ^_^

Rev needs to eat more, like Slam, and put on a bit more body mass! LOL! But then i guess that may slow him down a bit...oh well. *Makes Rev a super rich, fatty chocolate cake to feast on.* This ought to plump up that poor thin bird! (In an inaudible tone) And make him less appealing to the growing numbers of Rev fangirls *giggles evilly to self*!

And egad! Ace has a fangirl! I think i see a light in the sky! *Faints*

-- Edited by Black Oracle at 18:39, 2006-12-07

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

Jessica's conscience: Ace has a fangirl? My world is collasping! -falls down twitching-

Jessica: Isn't your world my brain? 'Cause my brain isn't collasping.

Conscience: -twitch-

Jessica: Why didn't you twitch when I was an Ace fangirl, eh?

Duck: You're an Ace fangirl?

Jessica: Ex-Ace fangirl.

kaejae · LUO's Next Top Poser

Black Oracle wrote:

Rev needs to eat more, like Slam, and put on a bit more body mass! LOL! But then i guess that may slow him down a bit...oh well. *Makes Rev a super rich, fatty chocolate cake to feast on.* This ought to plump up that poor thin bird! (In an inaudible tone) And make him less appealing to the growing numbers of Rev fangirls *s*******!
And egad! Ace has a fangirl! I think i see a light in the sky! *Faints*

Hah! He'd probably be able to work that cake off, just by running around in circles! One day, I will draw a picture of a tubby Tech, just for you Tech fangirls XD Glomp that! Mwahaha!

Rev: O.o Well, at least she didn't faint at the sight of a defined Tech!

KJ: *tosses the infamous bucket o'water on Black Oracle and then holds up a defined Tech pic* She did now

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

I once saw a picture of a really tubby Lexi... I still have no idea if it's flame art or fanart

kaejae · LUO's Next Top Poser

Oh yeah!

I did see that!! I don't think it was flame art... It was just something to be funny since Tech apparently messed up on his calculations for an experiment! ^^ He's not THAT smart afterall

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

Tech: That encryption was impossible to crack!

Rev: Oh, really? Maybe it was done by that same person who's not smarter than you.

I lurves that line.

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

kaejae wrote:

Hah! He'd probably be able to work that cake off, just by running around in circles! One day, I will draw a picture of a tubby Tech, just for you Tech fangirls XD Glomp that! Mwahaha!

Rev: O.o Well, at least she didn't faint at the sight of a defined Tech!

KJ: *tosses the infamous bucket o'water on Black Oracle and then holds up a defined Tech pic* She did now

AGH! A defined Tech pic! My dread weakness! Losing...consciousness... *Passes out.*

And even if you did somehow manage to make Tech fat, i'm sure he'd be able to come up with some machine to extract all that excess flab! Ha! Ha! But, don't draw a pic of a tubby Tech...i don't know what kind of psychological damage that could do to me...*Shivers at the thought.*

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

the_oddity wrote:

Tech: That encryption was impossible to crack!

Rev: Oh, really? Maybe it was done by that same person who's not smarter than you.

I lurves that line.

Although i believe it actually turned at the end of that ep that Sylth Vester hadn't actually broken through Tech's encrptions, but Grannicus had just been feeding him the Loonatics' locations.

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

I still lurves that line.

kaejae · LUO's Next Top Poser

Black Oracle wrote:

AGH! A defined Tech pic! My dread weakness! Losing...consciousness... *Passes out.*
And even if you did somehow manage to make Tech fat, i'm sure he'd be able to come up with some machine to extract all that excess flab! Ha! Ha! But, don't draw a pic of a tubby Tech...i don't know what kind of psychological damage that could do to me...*Shivers at the thought.*

Hee hee!! Is that a challenge!? *rubs her hands evilly*

Tech: Is "evilly" even a word?

KJ: SHADDUP TUBBY!

Tech: O.o

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

EEP! No! Don't do it! DON'T DO IT! *Gets down on knees and begs kaejae.*

-- Edited by Black Oracle at 19:28, 2006-12-07

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

Maybe we're so used to seeing the Loonatics being either muscular or thin, that we don't ever want the to become fat.

Sees Rev about to eat a mouth watering choclate cake that is bound to make anyone fat.

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Eats the cake off Rev's hand and lands on the floor.

Rev: Hey! I-was-gonna-eat-that!

Me: It's okay Rev. As long as you're not going to become fat, I'll die a happy Revie...

Rev: But-seriously! I-was-going-to-enjoy-that-last-slice-of-that-cake! Stop-being-over-dramatic!

Me: Eeehhhhhh...

kaejae · LUO's Next Top Poser

<.< >.> *picks the slice of cake off the floor*

Hey Tech! Want some cake!?

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

Me: TECH! NOOOOOOOO!!!

*Does what Akira did. In slow motion, I leap for the cake slice in kaejae's hand, munch it down in one mouthful and land heavily, sliding across the floor a bit in an overly dramatic fashion.*

Me (with mouth still cake-stuffed): Don't worry Tech! I'll save you from the curse of flabbiness! Even if i must sacrifice my own body figure!

*Tech and Rev both shake their heads at Akira's and my over-dramatised efforts to stop them from eating fatty food.*

-- Edited by Black Oracle at 10:05, 2006-12-08

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

-bakes another cake and gives it to Tech and Rev-

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

the_oddity wrote:

-bakes another cake and gives it to Tech and Rev-

*Akira and me scream at the sight of oddity's cake.*

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

Is cake bad? It's chocolate...and dairy-free and stuff, because Lauren's allergic to milk. I thought everyone liked chocolate.

Duck: I want a cake.

Jessica: -bakes another one- Here ya go, Duck!

Duck: Yay!

-- Edited by the_oddity at 10:54, 2006-12-08

Zadavia · Human

Well, I really don't need to explain of my crush, i'm sure everyone knows who..

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

Zadavia wrote:

Well, I really don't need to explain of my crush, i'm sure everyone knows who..

Who? LOL! Kidding!

StellaMagic · Martian

Let me guess: Zadavia

RevRunner · Frelengian

Black Oracle wrote:

Careful with Rev there gals! He's only a skinny, scrawny bird with not much meat to him. It wouldn't require much effort for you to crush him!

That's what is so great about him. He's got a great figure, because he is in shape. He's so athletic and smart and I will say cute for the second time. I know Tech has his fan girls, so let Rev share the spotlight with him. What's Rev's GPS, is Tech's GPS. What Tech's magnetic palms is Rev's magnetic palms. I also really like his voice and his good
natured personality, too.

images heart

-- Edited by RevRunner at 20:45, 2006-12-08

kaejae · LUO's Next Top Poser

YAY! Another Revvie!!

RevRunner · Frelengian

Ooh, so you're a Rev fan too? Yay!!!

kaejae · LUO's Next Top Poser

Indeed I am!

*points to her siggy in which Rev mock, mock, mockity mocks Tech* I iz the anti-Tech! Mwahahaha!

loonaticforever · Anthros

-starts playing SHAGGY CLOTHES DROP CD-

RevRunner · Frelengian

kaejae wrote:

Indeed I am!

That's great!!

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

kaejae wrote:

Indeed I am!

*points to her siggy in which Rev mock, mock, mockity mocks Tech* I iz the anti-Tech! Mwahahaha!

You're an "anti-Tech"? Oh, that explains why you were so intent on 'fattening' him up!

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

kaejae is...

THE ANTI-TECH

RevRunner · Frelengian

Fattening who up?

Crossfire · Frelengian

Wait a second...a fangirl actually dislikes Tech!? That could only mean...the anti-christ is already dead! Yeah! Power to good! Oh, wait...sorry if that offends any Tech fangirls. I just thought that`s as amazing as the fact there`s an Ace fangirl. Next thing you know, someone will agree with me that Black Velvet ain`t that hot. But I like Tech, too. Just not as much as Ace or Lexi (but you knew that already).

Omi · Human

RevRunner wrote:

Fattening who up?

I believe that they meant fattening up Tech.

I was wondering...can you imagine a thin Slam?

Lonely Light · Anthros

Crossfire wrote:

Next thing you know, someone will agree with me that Black Velvet ain`t that hot.

[Pregnant pause. Then LL slowly raises her hand.] I second that.

kaejae · LUO's Next Top Poser

Black Oracle wrote:

You're an "anti-Tech"? Oh, that explains why you were so intent on 'fattening' him up!

Maybeeeee

the_oddity wrote:

kaejae is...

THE ANTI-TECH

Pshhhhawww! Well isn't that the surprise of the century! LOL!
Crossfire wrote:

Wait a second...a fangirl actually dislikes Tech!? That could only mean...the anti-christ is already dead! Yeah! Power to good! Oh, wait...sorry if that offends any Tech fangirls. I just thought that`s as amazing as the fact there`s an Ace fangirl. Next thing you know, someone will agree with me that Black Velvet ain`t that hot. But I like Tech, too. Just not as much as Ace or Lexi (but you knew that already).

Indeed!! Is it that hard to believe??

Lonely Light wrote:

Crossfire wrote:

Next thing you know, someone will agree with me that Black Velvet ain`t that hot.

[Pregnant pause. Then LL slowly raises her hand.] I second that.

<.< >.> I third that!

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

kaejae wrote:

Lonely Light wrote:

Crossfire wrote:

Next thing you know, someone will agree with me that Black Velvet ain`t that hot.

[Pregnant pause. Then LL slowly raises her hand.] I second that.

<.< >.> I third that!

-coughs and raises hand-

-collective gasp from the rest of the LU fan community-

kaejae, LL, and Crossfire: Yay! Another one of us!

RevRunner · Frelengian

I believe that they meant fattening up Tech.

I was wondering...can you imagine a thin Slam?

Hard to imagine that. It wouldn't fit Slam that well.

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

A thin Slam?

Ham: -implodes because he just can't take it-

kaejae · LUO's Next Top Poser

Well, he's not fat. He's just... really, really, BUFF. A little too buff. XD

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

(flashback)

Slam: JESSICA! -hugs Jessica-

crack

Jessica: Pain...

(a few minutes later)

-ambulance comes skidding around the corner-

(end flashback)

RevRunner · Frelengian

That's pretty painful. It isn't good for Slam to hurt anyone; even if he desn't mean to.
If he hugged either Ace or Tech; perhaps they would feel some pain. If he hugged Lexi; she would struggle into breathing; Duck would feel a lot of pain, but at the same time; just be plain annoyed and Rev is the most skinniest one. I hope he's not the one who needs an ambulance. I hope noone needs an ambulance; from Slam's bear hug.

RevRunner · Frelengian

-- Edited by RevRunner at 22:35, 2006-12-09

RevRunner · Frelengian

Black Oracle wrote:

kaejae wrote:

Crossfire wrote:

I think the day I see an Ace fangirl is the day the Messiah returns to earth...

<.< >.> Well, I'm waiting....

Black Oracle wrote:

Careful with Rev there gals! He's only a skinny, scrawny bird with not much meat to him. It wouldn't require much effort for you to crush him!

He's not scrawny... He's just lean! *snuggle snuggle* ^_^

Rev needs to eat more, like Slam, and put on a bit more body mass! LOL! But then i guess that may slow him down a bit...oh well. *Makes Rev a super rich, fatty chocolate cake to feast on.* This ought to plump up that poor thin bird! (In an inaudible tone) And make him less appealing to the growing numbers of Rev fangirls *giggles evilly to self*!

And egad! Ace has a fangirl! I think i see a light in the sky! *Faints*

-- Edited by Black Oracle at 18:39, 2006-12-07

Nooo! Rev doen't need to gain any more weight. He's perfect and I think the figure that he has, actually suits him.

Cheri · Anthros

Roadrunners are naturally thin, it's just in his bone structure..
His dad just eats a lot of birdseed XD!

StellaMagic · Martian

True. Might be the seed cupcakes.

Cheri · Anthros

No kidding. I can see Rev stuffing himself with those things, but burning it all off in about a minute.

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

Cheri wrote:

No kidding. I can see Rev stuffing himself with those things, but burning it all off in about a minute.

If only i could burn off fat in a couple of minutes too. That'd be real handy whenever i've had a full meal! He! He! Oh well, at least i get plenty of exercise with doing martial arts!

RevRunner · Frelengian

Cheri wrote:

Roadrunners are naturally thin, it's just in his bone structure..
His dad just eats a lot of birdseed XD!

But, I don't think his ansestor was as thin. He had a bulge coming out of his stomach. I think that Rev's family aren't as thin as him. His father and his son are a bit chubby and Rev his even tinier than his mother.

Crossfire · Frelengian

RevRunner wrote:

That's pretty painful. It isn't good for Slam to hurt anyone; even if he desn't mean to.
If he hugged either Ace or Tech; perhaps they would feel some pain. If he hugged Lexi; she would struggle into breathing; Duck would feel a lot of pain, but at the same time; just be plain annoyed and Rev is the most skinniest one. I hope he's not the one who needs an ambulance. I hope noone needs an ambulance; from Slam's bear hug.

He-heh...could you imagine? Slam`s happy to see his friends together, and decides it`s time for a "group hug"!

Slam: Group hug!

Ace/Lexi/Duck/Tech/Rev:

Ace: Uh, Slam, buddy, hang on...take it easy...no, wait...Slam...Slam!

*Slam bear hugs the rest of the team*

Ace/Lexi/Duck/Tech/Rev: Guuuuuuuoooooh!

-- Edited by Crossfire at 13:39, 2006-12-10

RevRunner · Frelengian

the_oddity wrote:

Crossfire wrote:

Looking at all you Duck and Tech fangirls, I think the day I see an Ace fangirl is the day the Messiah returns to earth.

I'm an ex-Ace fangirl

What made you become an ex fan of Ace and a huge fan of Duck?