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Shade Skywalker · Anthros

What LE chars would never say

Martiangirl · Loonatic

Duck: (looking over Tech's calculations) Well no wonder you screwed up. You forgot to take into account the Pythagorean theorem, which clearly states that the square of one side of a right triangle is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides.

Harukuro · Beast

Tech: Hey dudes do you like remember that cool show called...oh I don't remember dude but it was like real awsome.

Slam: I say what's all this then?

Lexi: YOU'RE GONNA GET IT PUNK!!

And of course Rev talking reaaaalllly slow.

-- Edited by Harukuro at 06:14, 2006-09-05

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

Wait! But Rev did talk slower in the "Sypher" ep when his powers had been drained!

Martiangirl · Loonatic

Harukuro said Rev talking "reaaaalllly slow."
Rev just spoke at a normal speed when his powers were drained.

Crossfire · Frelengian

I`ve got a few:

Ace: I`m scared!

Ace: Duck, you get to be the leader now.

Ace: Hey, don`t hit so hard! I bruise easily!

Duck: Ace is the best leader we could`ve had.

Duck: Anything you say, Ace.

Duck: Forget Misty Breeze, Weathervane`s my dream girl!

Lexi: Ace is sooo dreamy...

Lexi: For the love of my heart, my soul, my life...Ace.

Lexi: *anything involving the word "Acie"*

Tech: Math is for geeks.

Tech: What do you think I am, a genius?

Tech: Hey ladies, wanna take a ride on my hot rod?

Rev: I figured I`d just slow down a little, ya know?

Rev: Say that again? I couldn`t keep up.

Rev: Hang on, let me catch my breath.

Slam: A-squared times b-squared equals c-squared.

Slam: Give it up for the math-mastah!

Slam: I say dear sir, where`s your manners?

Zadavia: I need a vacation.

Zadavia: *laughs*

Zadavia: You idiots!

Optimatus: Want a hug, dear sister of mine?

Optimatus: Eeeeeeek!

Optimatus: Wait Zadavia! I just wanted to give you your wallet back after you dropped it on Freling!

Mastermind: It`s okay, Tech, I forgive you.

Massive: Here`s some money for all the needy!

Gunnar: We have come to rescue Acmetropolis.

Gunnar: Turn up the heat!

Weathervane: Isn`t Misty Breeze like, the coolest ever?

BV: Yeah, baby, let the light shine in! Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine~!

Anna · Anthros

Ace: Whoa, looks like Lexi's gonna fall down the bottomless pit and die. Better go...Oh, whoops, sorry babe. The Basher Ball game is on. Can't miss it.

Rev: Screw you! I ain't here to please nobody!

Duck: I love Ace! He's like, my best friend!

Lexi: My life is spireling down into the dark abyss....why must I be cursed with this torturous, nihilistic existance? I love nobody and no one loves me in return...men are a curse upon the world....

Sypher: I do say, good ol' chap, 'tis better to give than to recieve.

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

Tech: feast your eyes on my latest invention!

Duck: .... i bet it'd work better if it was powered by vanilla ice cream...

Tech: don't you start copying the sergeant!

(more of an insider joke...)

Harukuro · Beast

Ace: Go fight the monster we can plainly see outside the window. I don't know guys that's awful far to make out. *makes out with Lexi*

A bit of Futurama reference. Good lines guys, keep it up.

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

Tech: *looks at forums related to LU* Dance puppets, dance!

Zadavia · Human

Crossfire wrote:

Zadavia: *laughs*

Actually, Zadavia laughs a bit on the Ep5 but laughing very loud is another matter

Martiangirl · Loonatic

How about this?

Zadavia: *evil laugh*

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

Rev: Hey...*pant*...wait up! *wheeze*

Er...it wasn't that funny, but I got bored and thought this up

Martiangirl · Loonatic

Slam: "Now is the winter of our discontent/Made glorious summer by this son of York. . ."

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

Ace: *On a MVS cabinet* "It was destroyed "Brawshella" the evil weapon as the ringleader. Now, it is brought the end of the interplanetary war between the Remuria and the Mutras, by soldiers who wake up to the human heart. Also people have been captured by Brawshella is liberated. Peace must come back soon. The soldiers go away to seek a place where they can live in peace, with a strong wish that such a war never break out again..."... GOOD OL' CR@PPY SNK GRAMMAR!

loonaticforever · Anthros

you guys make the Loonatics sound like big pussies*laughs his ass off*

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

Duck: i

ed when i saw the guy who

at everything he saw which made me think "

" so i decided to just go

and then i got an

, i

ed and went to see this ugly guy that made everyone go

and i made him

by punching him much like the guy that is always

because he walks alone while people stare at him and

.

Martiangirl · Loonatic

Rev: So I'm punching him and I'm punching him, punching him, punching him, and I tell him 'what do you mean I gave you the wrong change?'"

Harukuro · Beast

Zadavia: ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO US!!

loonaticfan · Beast

how do you guys come up, with this stuff,are you thinking day and night about what the loonatics might never say."laughs his ass off"

Cali-Bunny · Good to be back?

Duck: "'The Time has come,' the Walrus said, 'to talk of many things.'/'Of shoes and ships and sealing wax'/'Of Cabbages and Kings'/'And why the Sea is boiling hot'/'And whether pigs have Wings'"

Tech: Oy, quiet over there, you [insert random obscenity here]! I can't stand Lewis Carroll!

Harukuro · Beast

Duck: 4 Realz x2!!??

Yes internet slang.

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

Ace: "to Lexi" roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest, as flat as my back?

Zadavia · Human

Zadavia: ROCK AND ROLL!!

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

Black Velvet: "We can see clearly now the rain has gone. La la la."

Massive: Apple falls on his head. Ouch! Curse you gravity!

Weathervane: Gee. I wonder what kind of weather we'll be having.

Gunnar: I'm cold.

Sypher: Don't touch me!

Optimatus: Let's go protect the world from evil and make daisy chains afterwards! Yay !

Zodavia: Loonatics! I have news. You got the day off. Zodavia out.

Ace: I can't believe it. I... I'm actually offended.

Rev: Lets-go-break-something!

Lexi: I love Duck! Really I do!

Duck: Lets follow the leader! Yay !

Tech: I'm going for a break. The other loonatics faint.

Slam: I'm not hungry thank you.

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

I just thought of these ones this morning:

Tech: I'm gonna eat you Rev !

Tech: Nyah nyah ! You villains are so stupid!

Ace: Okay! Okay! You win!

Rev: Hi! I'm Rev, a Level 5 pokemon!

Duck: Yes! I win!

Slam: I am stuffed.

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

Ace: *drinking paint thinner* of COURSE i kno my abc's, its a,b,c,--g,b,a,b,c.... eh i could never get past eulf... she did it, a-and i liked it... d@mn this sh!t *throws paint thinner away*

dOMITUPSYK · Loonatic

Shade Skywalker wrote:

Ace: "to Lexi" roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest, as flat as my back?

DAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAM.

dOMITUPSYK · Loonatic

Ace: You know what Zodavia? **** YOU! ****...YOU! **** THE CITY! **** IT ALL! **** IT ALL IN THE ASS TO HELL!

Lexi: There's just something about that Time Skip that makes my brain go numb... -shudders-

Tech: Mallory makes my pants get tighter. Why is my weewee bigger?

Rev: I...like...cookies. Does...anyone...else...feel...like...a...cookie? I...know...I...do, I...always...want...a...cookie.

Duck: No, don't stop! I wanna hear the rest of it!

Slam: Perhaps if I apply the String Theory to the theory of evolution...

Zodavia: There's a bad guy somewhere, but I can't remember where.

Optomatus: I have the bestest sister in the whole entire world!

Mallory: GOD that is one hot dog! He can hump my leg anyday!

Misty: Don't look at me! I'm hideous!

Time Skip: Is the big hand the hour hand, or is that the little one?

Massive: Holy cheese, I need to lose weight!

Weathervane: What's a cumulonimbus cloud mean?

Sypher: BAD TOUCH, BAD TOUCH! RAPE, RAPE!

Gunnar: Ah, hell, how about we come over for tea later? I mean, what's the use in taking over a frozen city?

Fuz-Z: Ugh. I can't stand chocolate. I'm glad I'm allergic. It makes my whole body swell and I even grow what looks like extra hands.

I think I got them all.

dOMITUPSYK · Loonatic

Tech: -starts stripping- I'm... too sexy for my shirt... too sexy for my pants...

Duck: Put those back on! No one wants to see that! That's not even the words!

Harukuro · Beast

Not a character but I think it'll be funny.

News Reporter: In other news today the Loonatics just got serverd.

Zadavia: Dammmmn.

Keep up the great work guys!

ruthchang93 · Martian

Tech: I don't know the answer. Can some else tell me please?

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

Anyone currently existant in the universe excluding me or otherwise : Duck: Barfing boots

Harukuro · Beast

Duck: AH! THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!! My mortal enemy.

Yeah I'm a beast

dOMITUPSYK · Loonatic

Tech: (To Lexi) Hey there baby. Why don't you munch on my carrot?

Lexi: I'll neuter you.

This post should be .

loonaticforever · Anthros

wha the **** that reminds me of that tupac book i read

Martiangirl · Loonatic

Optimatus: (singing) When we get mad, we frown a lot. We tie our feelings in a knot. But when we speak what's on our minds, our hearts will smile all the time.

LyraXV · Human

Ace: OH NOEZ WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIE

Duck: *slaps Ace* Keep it together, man!!!

Zodavia: *sings* Mawy had a wittwe wamb, its wool was white as snow!

Loonatics: o_o...............

(based on the Looney episode "Drip-along Daffy")

I'll come up with more, I'm sure... ^^;

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

Ace: The sun i swear is ruining my precious hair like ---

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

Tech: Meow!

Rev: I'll go walk instead.

Ace: Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the best leader of them all?

Lexi: Oh my gosh! A zit! I'm staying in bed!

Duck: Oh my gosh! No! My widdle Acie Wacie action figure!

Slam: Would you like a cucumber sandwich?

Sypher: I'm contagious! GO AWAY!

Mastermind: To Tech. Roses are red, violets are blue. Let's invent something for me and you .

Massive: Bed goes up. Bed goes down. Bed goes up. Bed goes down.

Weathervane: Snow in July?! Now how did that happen?

Optimatus: I live for my sister.

Zodavia: Hello handsome .

Crossfire · Frelengian

Tech: Anybody got a plan?

dOMITUPSYK · Loonatic

Duck: Gah, my clothes don't fit anymore. I NEED TO GAIN WEIGHT! -eats a lot of chocolate-

Lexi: I DON'T WANNA GO SHOPPING! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!

Slam: If I eat anymore, I'm gonna be sick.

Ace: Let's j- ah, you know that saying.

Rev: I wish I still worked at that sandwich place.

Tech: DUDE! My mind is like, totally BLANK right now, man!

Zodavia: COngrats to the finest member of the team- Danger Duck.

Black Velvet: This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine! Will I cover it up, NO! I'm gonna let it shine! Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine!

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

*Brring! Brring!*

Lexi: wheres the phone?

Ace: to answer the phone open the fridge...

Lexi:.....

Ace: oh my well let me explain baby.... DO IT B!TCH!

*opens fridge*

Lexi: ... it stopped ringing...

Ace: thats it, Duck! wheres my belt!

loonaticforever · Anthros

Shade Skywalker wrote:

*Brring! Brring!*

Lexi: wheres the phone?

Ace: to answer the phone open the fridge...

Lexi:.....

Ace: oh my well let me explain baby.... DO IT B!TCH!

*opens fridge*

Lexi: ... it stopped ringing...

Ace: thats it, Duck! wheres my belt!

holy ****

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

alright i kno long posts R boring to read but promise me u'll read this whole thing, including this sentence U'r reading now

Ace: ok, its 3 in the morning, everyone is sleeping, except me of course... my reason of not sleeping is because i cant and i wanna look at some... private stuff, now then lets see, ill double click here and there it is, but you see, because Someone Bought A Slightly Bigger Than 22 Inch Monitor, I Now HAVE TO LOOK AT P0RN AT AN 128 INCHER SO THE WHOLE D@MN CITY CAN SEE WHAT THE FUDGESICLES I AM LOOKING AT, RRRRRIGHT TECH!??

Tech: hey at least the people will know, when their internet is slowing down, its because of YOU! downloading Star Wars episode 3, even tho it SUCKS!

Tech: oh, huh again? ok, uh yeah

Tech: yeh its his turn

Arsehole: oliolioliooooo

Arsehole: olio!

Tech: great you're watching Metal Gear Crab Battle again...

Ace: oh no this is the p0rn i was talking about

Ace: ... yeah im done

Ace: .. ok

Tech: ... im going to my secluded lab and sleep in isolation of the real world and be a true loser... wait i WOULD do that... d'oh; now that i wouldnt say

Tech:.... ok im done

Tech: ... ok, hey i sound like that guy from Nick's school, whats his name--- Bobby yeah, u ask him what is 2+2, and he'll say: "ok" what a phreak, and thats with a PH, not an F!

Ace:... shuddap i cant concentrate--

Ace: this isnt funny

Ace: why are you doing this?

Ace: to a poor bunny? and sum --- thing that im surprised hes whatever, i dunno what im talking about...

Rev: *yaawwwnn* hurr, m hey! cheez!

Rev:... eeeeeez!

Rev: e-z!

Ace: i aint cheez, just cause im black (yeah everyone is black...) and yellow

Ace: .... do i have to, ok this is getting ret@rded end this post!

Crossfire · Frelengian

I`m...sorry, but that last one hurt my eyes a little.

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

awesome i never knew i could cause physical damage to others thru my typing, anyway-

Slam: antidisestablishmenta!

LyraXV · Human

-Random-

Duck: Oh, man, I've run out of Phoenix Downs!

Slam: *fangirl squeal*

Ace: FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!

Lexi: D'oh!

Rev: Talk slower plz.

Tech: WAAAH!!! MEAN TECHNO THINGIES!!! RUN!!!

-Scenario-

Optimatus: Zodavia... I am your brother.

Zodavia: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwait, I already know that!

Optimatus: Oh. Ok, then... I ate your cookie.

Zodavia: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Geez, I wish I had more...

Shade Skywalker · Anthros

hate both games

and:

Slam: Blankiam Plink!

well maybe he'd say dat---

loonaticfan · Beast

Rev:(to Tech) Lets go find a quiet place to make out.

Duck:no it cant be!!! ACE IS DEAD!!

Tech:(working on invention)Aww screw this lets go to a club or something.

-- Edited by loonaticfan at 15:39, 2006-10-05