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Crossfire · Frelengian

RE: EGGS!

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

Oh i know Ascorbic acid is good for you really. It's the more technical term for vitamin C.

kaejae · LUO's Next Top Poser

Black Oracle wrote:

Eek! Ascorbic acid is corroding my teeth every time i drink orange juice!
And those 'egg' puns were funny kaejae! LOL! Ace is such a tormenter!

Silly Ace... he and his cheezy attempts to be funny... XD

Well, too much of OJ could actually wear down some of the enamel on you teeth...

But apparently Vit. C is good for teh immune system! ^_^

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

Orange juice! Didn't Duck toss an egg full of orange juice at one of Weathervane's cloud monsters?

I really wish I could see season one episodes again...

ruthchang93 · Martian

Count me in, Jess.

loonaticforever · Anthros

ME too, how do you put recorded episodes on the internent

Martiangirl · Loonatic

You would have to record episodes with a transfer device into your computer as a file. Then find a site willing to host videos and upload the file (They usually give instructions). Thing is most sites have this thing about uploading copyrighted material.

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

-thinks- I have a recording device...but it requires a VCR...and I don't have a working one...

The only reason I want an iPod is so I can watch LU while on car trips...or something...but I don't have anything to record the episodes...and where did season one go?

EDIT: OMG MY TEACHER USED EGGS IN OUR LAB

-- Edited by the_oddity at 10:25, 2006-12-05

Cheri · Anthros

I barely ever eat eggs anymore XD;;

Lonely Light · Anthros

I had eggs for lunch. XD;;

Cheri · Anthros

Lonely Light wrote:

I had eggs for lunch. XD;;

GASP! CANNIBAL! XD Just kiddin' Light. Eggs ARE tasty..I just don't eat them that much anymore..oh wait..yes I do.
I've been eating Omlette's like mad XD!

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

-collective gasp from the bird community-

Chickens: -fly down and start pecking Cheri-

O_o AHHHH! CHINESECHICKENSATTACKINGRUNFORYOURLIVES!

Cheri · Anthros

OH GAWD THE PECKING!
GO PECK HIM, HE TRAMPLED YOUR FAMILY! *points to Link*

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

-collective gasp from the chickens-

Chickens: -start running after Link-

Link: -'omfg' face-

Crossfire · Frelengian

Wait! He only trampled your family because I was controlling him in the games!

Chickens:

...I should`ve just let the chickens peck him, huh?

*gets attacked by the chickens*

I`m a Link -ow- fan, too. In -ow- fact, he`s one of my -ow- favorite -ow- Nintendo -ow- characters. Ouch!

-- Edited by Crossfire at 20:30, 2006-12-10

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

-grabs some popcorn- Hey, chickens! I got popcorn! -puts popcorn in a trail away from Crossfire-

Crossfire · Frelengian

-chickens continue to peck Crossfire-

Dangit, you`re supposed to use -ow- normal corn -ow- not popcorn! Ow! Gah! Stupid -ow- chickens! Take this!

*blasts the chickens with a shotgun, Elmer Fudd-style*

And the feathers fly.

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

The poor chickens...I'll go get the shovel...

Crossfire · Frelengian

I never said I killed the chickens. Lord, I`m not morbid. I just sent them running missing their feathers. What you should be getting out is the vacuum cleaner.

*Tech begins barking at the humming vacuum cleaner*

Crossfire:Ummm...what are you doing?

Tech: Sorry. Ancestral habit.

-- Edited by Crossfire at 22:01, 2006-12-10

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

Kirby the vaccuum cleaner: Yeah, well you shouldn't!

Toaster: Aw, don't be so crabby, Kirby!

Cheri · Anthros

Rev:Wow-would-you-look-at-those-chickens-missing-all-their-feathers-I-wonder-how-that-happned-they-look-pretty-funny!
Mira: You should'nt have said that..
Chickens: *run towards Rev*
Rev: Gah! *flees*

Crossfire · Frelengian

Okay, listen up, chickens! If you don`t go flying off to the nearest fictional kingdom with a green-clad elf-boy in it, I will fry you with this shot, and serve you to Slam on a platter! Now get!

*fires a warning shot into the air*

-- Edited by Crossfire at 23:31, 2006-12-10

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

Chickens: -cluck in alarm and fly off to go peck Link again-

Link: -makes a 'omfg' face and starts running away-

Crossfire · Frelengian

Forget what I said; instead, go fly off to the nearest kingdom full of mushroom people with a short, red-clad plumber and an evil turtle king. Or, better yet, a futuristic planet full of walking, talking, stylized animals including blue hedgehogs and red echindas.

-- Edited by Crossfire at 11:36, 2006-12-11

Cheri · Anthros

Or you can fly off to some strange futuristic area with robots who fight mad scientists who create robots that rule over certain areas.

=D

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

You know. With all these chickens running around, we really need to control them.

Gets chicken seed box out and sprinkles chicken seed on the floor.

Me: Come on chickens! Din dins!

All the chickens run to the pile of chicken seed and starts eating it. The others are amazed.

Crossfire: Wait! Since when do you know how to take care of chickens!?

Me: Easy. It's called simple negogiation. Watch.

Bends down and speaks chicken language to the chickens. A few more clucking until I go to Crossfire and the gang.

Me: They said that they would stop attacking everyone if we stop making mean remarks about them.

Cheri and Crossfire: You speak chicken!?

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

Holy horse hairs! Akira speaks 'chicken'?! *Akira nods.* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Chicken! Akira's a chicken! She's just a giant chicken! AHAHAHAHA!

kaejae · LUO's Next Top Poser

...so my question now is:

Does Akira eat eggs!? Heehee!!

Omi · Human

Why did you not just use the "Tongue of Saiping" shen gong wu? That would have made things a lot easier...

But I guess Akira_Cat has a magical ability to speak with chickens...

I have imagined a weird scenario...

(The Loonatics are at a fancy restaurant. Danger Duck gets up from his seat.)

Danger Duck: I'm going to go wash my hands before I eat; a superhero can't be too careful!

(As Danger leaves, Rev gets up as well.)

Rev: I-think-I-should-wash-my-hands,-too.-I-don't-wanna-get-sick.

(Both of them go to the bathroom while the others order their meals. When they return, the others have already ordered their meals and are eating. The pair sit down in their seats.)

Danger Duck: Mmm...that smells good, Ace. Let me try some.

(Ace looks up as Danger Duck steals some of his food.)

Ace: No, Duck! Wait!

(Danger Duck puts it in his mouth, chewing slowly to savor the flavor.)

Danger Duck: Wow, this is good!

(Rev looks interested.)

Rev: Let-me-try-some!

(Rev steals some of Ace's food as well and eats it.)

Rev: Wow-this-is-great!

(Rev and Danger Duck steal more food from Ace.)

Danger Duck and Rev: What is it?

(Ace and the others look shocked.)

Ace: Well, uh...that's roast duck.

(Danger Duck and Rev stop eating, look at the plate, then run to the bathroom, holding their mouths and stomachs. The others look at Ace.)

Ace: Uh...oops?

Luckily, I do not eat meat. I am a strict vegetarian.

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

Just for your information Black Oracle: I AM NOT A GIANT CHICKEN!!! I CAN JUST SPEAK IT THAT'S ALL!!!

Black Oracle gets blown away by my rage.

BlacK Oracle: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

And yeah, I would use that shen gong wu if I can borrow it but still, a really funny scenario there Omi.

Man! Talk about split personality.

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

Crud! Half of what i typed for my previous post didn't show up! Grrr! After calling you a giant chicken Akira, i had the chickens attack and chase me round in circles mercilessly. Does that satisfy you? I didn't reallly mean to insult you.

Crossfire · Frelengian

Yeah, Black Oracle would never insult anyone unless they deserved it. I think she`s the nicest person here, a rarity on the net.

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

Well you know me

. Moodswings.

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

-meanwhile-

1/3 of the chicken army: -are pecking Mario-

Mario: -are hopping on them-

---

second third of the chicken army: -are attacking Sonic and Knuckles-

Sonic: -makes a 'omfg' face-

Knuckles: SONIC!

---

last third of the chicken army: -are pecking at Megaman-

Megaman: O_o Um.

Roll: Aww, they're so cute!

(Did I get the locations right? Mario's universe, Sonic's universe, and Megaman's?

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

Crossfire wrote:

Yeah, Black Oracle would never insult anyone unless they deserved it. I think she`s the nicest person here, a rarity on the net.

Aww, stop! You're making me blush! And there are other good people around here too, like you!

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

Black Oracle wrote:

Crossfire wrote:

Yeah, Black Oracle would never insult anyone unless they deserved it. I think she`s the nicest person here, a rarity on the net.

Aww, stop! You're making me blush! And there are other good people around here too, like you!

And Martiangirl! Aaand...

RevRunner · Frelengian

I know that Duck watches his diet like a hawk, so maybe he won't eat eggs. Not because it's from his species, but Duck feels that it would make him flabby. Or, Duck might eat eggs to be more healthy; also either to scare Rev, or he doesn't know or realize that what he is eating is from his own species. As for Rev, I don't really know. I doubt that he would eat any eggs, because they are from his species, so that also can explain on why he is so thin.

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

Ahhh, so that's why Rev is so scrawny! He doesn't get enough egg protein! LOL!

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

But I guess Rev being thin makes him more aerodynamic which means it makes him more faster. I mean, can you imagine some one being really fat (no offence) running at the speed of light?

Martiangirl · Loonatic

I don't know. . .Pa Runner seemed to be moving awful fast, and he looked like he had one too many sesame muffins if the gut was any indication

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

Martiangirl wrote:

I don't know. . .Pa Runner seemed to be moving awful fast, and he looked like he had one too many sesame muffins if the gut was any indication

Umm, proof that fat people can sprint too? He! He!

But yeah, i think being thin and streamlined helps Rev go even faster!

Cheri · Anthros

Whenever I see the word 'streamlined', I always think of those car commercials for when they show footage of the car being tested in a air tunnel.
>>
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Mira: *sticks Rev on platform* Now, just go into a running position. *runs out of tunnel*
Rev: What's-this-for-again? I-don't underst--WHOAH! *wind gusts*
Mira: *takes notes* Hmmm...extremely aerodynamic..the wind doesn't seem to bother him.
Rev: MIRA! IT'S-SO-COLD-IN-HERE!
Mira: ..Besides that. TESTING DONE! *stops wind*
Rev: *hair plume facing forward* ...I-feel-nostalgic.

loonaticforever · Anthros

-jacks everyone here- move bitch

LexiHex2772 · Anthros

kaejae wrote:

They have egg emoticons on this forum!? Hah! That's great!

Duck + Rev: No it's not...

Duck + Rev: ...

Oooooooohhhh!!!LET ME TRY!!!

WOOOOOOOOOW!That was fun!I'm trying that next time!!!!!

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

I spam. Using the topic name!

Akira_Cat · Your local cat

Hee hee! Let me try!

Egg! Egg! Eggety Egg!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!

Anna · Anthros

Ugh...please stop. Eggs have always given me an upset stomach. Something about the sulfer or something.

Black Oracle · Black Hole Survivor

Stop wasting eggs unnecessarily guys! Sheesh! LOL!

the_oddity · O HAI THAR

STOP WASTING TEH EGGS

Bugs Bunny doll: You're the one doing it.

>.> <.< Nu-uh. -eats the eggs-

kaejae · LUO's Next Top Poser

LAWLZ!! You guys are hilarious!