Lexi: I`m not about to apologize! I snapped at Tech too, and Rev should be more mature about getting his worship war disrupted! Also, I wouldn`t worry too much Cross, because Rev actually stole my spare wallet full of leeches I carry in case any pickpockets get lucky. I can thank Tech for that.

Crossfire: I`ll squeal anyways: the real Rev was being kept prisoner beneath this fake Rev`s bed! The clones strike again! *blasts the fake Rev, then the real deal steps forward*

Rev: That`s-right! I`d-never-ever-ever-wage-war-against-Tech-with-my-posse-of-fangirls! We-might-tease-each-other,-insult-eachj-other-and-post-pictures-of-each-other-on-the-internet-in-our-underwear, but-I`d-never-do-this-to-Tech! And-I`d-never-kick-Lexi-in-the-rear-out-of-fear-of-Ace-and-Crossfire-kicking-me-in-more-sensitive-places!

Crossfire: You...said it, Rev. All of it. So whaddya say we all make up and head back to the tower for a nice cup o` hot cocoa?

Rev: Oh-goody! I-can`t-wait-to-sit-around-a-warm-fire,-sip-hot-cocoa,-sing-christmas-carols,-decorate-the-tower,-play-in-the-snow, head-to-the-mounts-for-snowboard-races,-and-play-video-games-all-though-the-night!

Lexi: That actually sounds nice, Rev. I`ll hang mistletoe all throughout the tower, even in the training room.

Ace:All throughout the tower? Even my favorite training room? Why?

Lexi: Meet me there afterward, and you`ll see

*I nudge Ace in the ribs as I walk by*

Rev: Hey-Tech,-is-it-true-that-if-two-people-stand-together-under-the-mistletoe-that-they-have-to-

Tech: Only if one has XY chromosomes and the other has XX chromosomes.

Duck: Well, I`ll be expecting a call from a very special lady any day now, so I won`t be able to join you guys for all that "fun".

Tech: You`re grandmother`s that demanding, Duck?

*we all laugh - except Duck, who`s now scowling - as we return to the tower*

END

Crossfire wrote:

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Lexi: I`m not about to apologize! I snapped at Tech too, and Rev should be more mature about getting his worship war disrupted! Also, I wouldn`t worry too much Cross, because Rev actually stole my spare wallet full of leeches I carry in case any pickpockets get lucky. I can thank Tech for that.

Crossfire: I`ll squeal anyways: the real Rev was being kept prisoner beneath this fake Rev`s bed! The clones strike again! *blasts the fake Rev, then the real deal steps forward*

Rev: That`s-right! I`d-never-ever-ever-wage-war-against-Tech-with-my-posse-of-fangirls! We-might-tease-each-other,-insult-eachj-other-and-post-pictures-of-each-other-on-the-internet-in-our-underwear, but-I`d-never-do-this-to-Tech! And-I`d-never-kick-Lexi-in-the-rear-out-of-fear-of-Ace-and-Crossfire-kicking-me-in-more-sensitive-places!

Crossfire: You...said it, Rev. All of it. So whaddya say we all make up and head back to the tower for a nice cup o` hot cocoa?

Rev: Oh-goody! I-can`t-wait-to-sit-around-a-warm-fire,-sip-hot-cocoa,-sing-christmas-carols,-decorate-the-tower,-play-in-the-snow, head-to-the-mounts-for-snowboard-races,-and-play-video-games-all-though-the-night!

Lexi: That actually sounds nice, Rev. I`ll hang mistletoe all throughout the tower, even in the training room.

Ace:All throughout the tower? Even my favorite training room? Why?

Lexi: Meet me there afterward, and you`ll see

*I nudge Ace in the ribs as I walk by*

Rev: Hey-Tech,-is-it-true-that-if-two-people-stand-together-under-the-mistletoe-that-they-have-to-

Tech: Only if one has XY chromosomes and the other has XX chromosomes.

Duck: Well, I`ll be expecting a call from a very special lady any day now, so I won`t be able to join you guys for all that "fun".

Tech: You`re grandmother`s that demanding, Duck?

*we all laugh - except Duck, who`s now scowling - as we return to the tower*

END

-- Edited by Crossfire at 16:12, 2006-12-13

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Black Oracle wrote:

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Rev and Tech post pictures of each other in underwear on the net?  And the attack of the clones again?! This is really unnerving me! I can't tell who's a clone and who's not anymore! AAAGGHH!

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Wouldn`t you do anything to embarass your friend after he clapped your beak shut when you were just trying to yodel, or dared to question your status as superior genius? Okay, maybe not you, but hey, it`s funny!

Also, those clones only appear at the worst of times, when it could cause mass chaos and confusion (like with Rev kicking Lexi in the south end). I myself was fooled until I figured it out. I tell ya, those clones alway pick the most surprising people to imitate...

Also, I coulda swore Tech gave Lexi real leeches...oh, wait, I put those in Duck`s mug as a favor for Lexi after Duck posted a segment of her journal on the net...that segment with the really sensitive secret.

Lexi: Oh, you mean the one which would cause me to kill anyone who dared even talk about it?

Crossfire: No, ma`am. *sips cocoa* Aren`t you supposed to go see Ace in the training room?

Lexi: Right, thanks for reminding me. And Tech? Duck`s gonna need a stomache pump. Quick.

Duck: Ohhhhhhhh...urghhhhhhh...uuuuuuuulp...

Rev: Wait! No-need-to-cut-Duck`s-stomache-open! Let`s-give-him-a-taste-of-my-super-spicy-take-it-if-you-can-handle-it-tomato-stew!

*Rev pours the stew in Duck`s mouth; the leeches come jumping out squealing with smoking mouths, and Duck wakes up coughing, smoke also pouring from his mouth*

Duck: *hack* *hack* *gasp* Water! I need water!

*Rev pours water on Duck`s head*

Duck: *splutters* Not that way, air head! In here! *points in smoking mouth*

*Rev then blasts Duck in the mouth with a fire hose, giving Duck more than his fair share of water to drink*

Duck: *glubglubglubglub* Gluh! Thanks. A lot. *Duck is soaked head to toe* Now if you don`t mind, I really need to go to the bathroom. *dashes off to the lavatory*

Rev: Sorry,-I-panicked. I-guess-I-shouldn`t-have-thrown-in-extra-secret-ingredient-this-time.  

Tech: What`s the "secret ingedient"?

Rev: Oh,-just-a-few-exotic-spices-with-some-halapeno-peppers,-some-cinnamon,-and-El-Fuego-brand-hotsuace.

Tech: Cripes, Rev, that`s enough intensity to melt ice!

Rev: Well,-Slam-loves-it,-apparently.

*Slam finishes gulping down the super-spicy take-it-if-you-can-handle-it tomato stew, then accidently belches in Tech`s face, causing the coyote to faint*

Rev: Tech? Tech! Don`t worry buddy, I`ll unclog your esophagus with a little CPR!

Tech: *gasps so hard, his esophagus re-opens* Don`t even think about it.

Rev: Oh...uh,-gee,-Tech,-you-know-I-wasn`t-thinking-of-

Tech: I know, but forget about it anyway. I`ll do the cooking from here on out.

Rev: Okay, just make sure we don`t glow in the dark...

Tech: I resent that. I cook just fine. Isn`t that right, Black Oracle?

-flashback-

Jessica: DIE, YOU @#$%^!

Misty: =P You're just jealous.

Jessica: You freakin' rejected him after he proposed to you! @#$%^! How can you be so mean?!

-end flashback-

>_> <_< -the preceding was not a spoiler of a fanfic-

the_oddity wrote:

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-sarcastically- Aren't I so nice?